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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sister Fred is here. Good morning Amanda, Good morning special guest.
How is Mave?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
She is sleeping. She woke up two times last night,
but that's okay, it's not that bad.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Okay. How is Polly?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
She's here.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
She has her headphones on because she's listening to her
like tunis or Tony's. I don't know what they're called,
but if you hear a noise in the background, it's her.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
And I think she wants to say hi at the end.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Okay, good because I would hate to inconvenience her. Her
other new favorite thing is to hang up on me
on FaceTime. She just loves to push the button. She
thinks that's so funny.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Like off the red button.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah. Have you been like an emoji yet on FaceTime?
Like a giraffe? I used to do that. I used
to do that when she was littler, and she did
not like it. Yeah. Yeah, that didn't go well. I
was actually forbidden from doing that ever again. And mana,
it's only but it came up earlier. I don't remember
how we were talking about your wedding and about how
mom Mother's Day after she had her little freak out
(00:55):
after she sort of gave you away. If you remember that,
memberhy you had your little moment in the room, and
then she came out and like start crying and told
me never to leave her. Yes, you knew by that.
And then we walked down the aisle and then she
whispers in my ear, how many of those bridesmaids did
you bang? And the answer was it was about it
was about ninety five point six percent. But but where
(01:18):
this story went was how you Amanda, my sister who
is eight years younger. You would facilitate this like you
would say, this is a great idea, and then you
would put us together, and then you would leave Irish exit,
and then the next morning I would get a call
from Dad screaming at me because you were upset.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
That was only the one time, and I don't remember
why I about that one. No, in general, I was
like a glorified pimp for you, like I would just
like my friends would think you were cute. I had
no problem with it, and we would all just hang out.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
And I specifically remember the one from God. Do you
remember that rattle steak rattlesnake or something? And I can't
delivered her and you're like, I don't even want this one.
What was you doing here?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Oh, that's that's right. That wasn't one of your friends.
That was somebody, that was somebody from the past. I mean,
Amanda was like truly the best wing woman you could
ever imagine. And a girl met us at this bar
in Dallas, and I guess I knew her from earlier
in life. I guess I don't know. And and I
was like, if she were hanging out, I'm like, okay,
I'm going to go now. I'm like a man, I'm leaving,
(02:25):
like nothing's going to happen here. And then I go
to my room in the hotel room, and we're in
the lobby of the hotel at this bar that at
the time was supposed to be like the place to
be seen, which it was lame, but anyway, and then
after about fifteen minutes, I hear a knock on my
door and it's the girl standing there because Amanda delivered
(02:45):
her to the room. And then she's running down the
whole laughing, drunk, and so I mean it didn't end poorly,
but it was, uh well yeah, but it just says
to the point, that's the point. The point is there.
I mean, she was standing there like I mean, it
would have been a room right not to let her in,
but Amanda is the one who did it. Amanda literally
brought her. You didn't have to to the door. Well,
(03:07):
what are you supposed to do at that point? Do
not answer the door?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Well, and I have to say, I feel like this
is taking a turn of making us look really bad.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I have to say everyone was consenting.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Adult nobody, nobody was held against their will.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Everyone was in good spirits, like this was all good fun.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Because I realized as I'm saying this, I'm like, oh,
we're not having a private phone.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
That's probably so horrible.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
That's sorry. But the point is you were the best
wing woman except that one time when you get really
upset and then what then the next morning we just
seem was like it never happened. Then we just went
back to drinking, I guess or something. I don't know,
but Kiki was saying, oh, go ahead, yeah, go ahead, no, no, no, no, no,
what we're gonna say.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I think it was just.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
The one because that night when I was like hammered,
it was a really fun idea and this was like
my best best girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
And then the next morning I think it.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Hit me that I was like, oh no, like did
I mess up?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Like is she still gonna be.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
My friend if they don't get it together?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
You know what I mean? Like, I think that's when
I put it all together.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
And yeah, basically you know me, you've met me before,
and you're like, there's a good chance I don't have
a friend anymore, Christopher with my friends again. Yeah, but
I told the story earlier. I mean, she was laying
there and he calls me and just rips me a
new one. Hey, what are you doing this? This is
crazy as you can't do this. You can't do this.
And then I said, at the very end, I go, Dad,
(04:27):
I go, would you do it? And he was like,
that's not the point.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
You have really beautiful friends, and they were, I mean,
everyone is such a good time.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
We had a lot of fun in our twenties.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
We did well my thirties. But anyway, I guess I
guess I was still I guess I was still in
my twenties technically, Yeah, technically, but Kiki, you weren't having this.
You were not the one to set this up for
your brother.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
No, because Amanda, did any of your girlfriends then start
talking to you all the time about your brother or
like bugging you about why hasn't he calling me bag? What?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
You know?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
We had a couple of those.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah, I think there was maybe only like one or two.
But honestly, all my friends are super mature, have always
been when it comes to this kind of stuff. And
it's like they again consenting adults, like they thought it
was fun.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
They knew not to drag me into it.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Like that's actually my friends are really great about kind
of that sort of thing, Like they knew that this was.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
We're all good, Like we all hang out. We all,
I mean, we'll go to football games and stuff and
the college that we all went to, and like it's
like it never happened, mainly because their husbands don't know.
But there's that Hey, where's Polly? I want to talk
to Polly?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Can you say good morning loud?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Polly?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, she's still waking up. Are you still waking up? Okay?
I love you, Polly.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
What do you get to do at school today? Say
it real quick? You get to shut it up? Yes,
I can't. My laugh cout. She's going to show and
talent us her laptop And.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
What did you take last week Polly to Show.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
And Tell, your buck let Us movie, that book.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah, I gave you that book. Okay, you're my favorite, Polly, damn.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Okay, sorry for all the airtime.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
We love you, guys. I love you, Polly, You're okay.
To Amanda, yeah, well Mayve can't. It doesn't know yet.
I love may have too. But big Colin on the phone,
I mean this van merch worse. Oh my god, oh god,
that's true. He's been promising us merchandise from his death
metal days for some time now. I mean, he married
(06:35):
my sister. I should get it first. Where the hell
are
Sister Fred is here. Good morning Amanda, Good morning special guest.
How is Mave?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
She is sleeping. She woke up two times last night,
but that's okay, it's not that bad.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Okay. How is Polly?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
She's here.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
She has her headphones on because she's listening to her
like tunis or Tony's. I don't know what they're called,
but if you hear a noise in the background, it's her.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
And I think she wants to say hi at the end.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Okay, good because I would hate to inconvenience her. Her
other new favorite thing is to hang up on me
on FaceTime. She just loves to push the button. She
thinks that's so funny.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Like off the red button.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah. Have you been like an emoji yet on FaceTime?
Like a giraffe? I used to do that. I used
to do that when she was littler, and she did
not like it. Yeah. Yeah, that didn't go well. I
was actually forbidden from doing that ever again. And mana,
it's only but it came up earlier. I don't remember
how we were talking about your wedding and about how
mom Mother's Day after she had her little freak out
(00:55):
after she sort of gave you away. If you remember that,
memberhy you had your little moment in the room, and
then she came out and like start crying and told
me never to leave her. Yes, you knew by that.
And then we walked down the aisle and then she
whispers in my ear, how many of those bridesmaids did
you bang? And the answer was it was about it
was about ninety five point six percent. But but where
(01:18):
this story went was how you Amanda, my sister who
is eight years younger. You would facilitate this like you
would say, this is a great idea, and then you
would put us together, and then you would leave Irish exit,
and then the next morning I would get a call
from Dad screaming at me because you were upset.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
That was only the one time, and I don't remember
why I about that one. No, in general, I was
like a glorified pimp for you, like I would just
like my friends would think you were cute. I had
no problem with it, and we would all just hang out.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
And I specifically remember the one from God. Do you
remember that rattle steak rattlesnake or something? And I can't
delivered her and you're like, I don't even want this one.
What was you doing here?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Oh, that's that's right. That wasn't one of your friends.
That was somebody, that was somebody from the past. I mean,
Amanda was like truly the best wing woman you could
ever imagine. And a girl met us at this bar
in Dallas, and I guess I knew her from earlier
in life. I guess I don't know. And and I
was like, if she were hanging out, I'm like, okay,
I'm going to go now. I'm like a man, I'm leaving,
(02:25):
like nothing's going to happen here. And then I go
to my room in the hotel room, and we're in
the lobby of the hotel at this bar that at
the time was supposed to be like the place to
be seen, which it was lame, but anyway, and then
after about fifteen minutes, I hear a knock on my
door and it's the girl standing there because Amanda delivered
(02:45):
her to the room. And then she's running down the
whole laughing, drunk, and so I mean it didn't end poorly,
but it was, uh well yeah, but it just says
to the point, that's the point. The point is there.
I mean, she was standing there like I mean, it
would have been a room right not to let her in,
but Amanda is the one who did it. Amanda literally
brought her. You didn't have to to the door. Well,
(03:07):
what are you supposed to do at that point? Do
not answer the door?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Well, and I have to say, I feel like this
is taking a turn of making us look really bad.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I have to say everyone was consenting.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Adult nobody, nobody was held against their will.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Everyone was in good spirits, like this was all good fun.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Because I realized as I'm saying this, I'm like, oh,
we're not having a private phone.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
That's probably so horrible.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
That's sorry. But the point is you were the best
wing woman except that one time when you get really
upset and then what then the next morning we just
seem was like it never happened. Then we just went
back to drinking, I guess or something. I don't know,
but Kiki was saying, oh, go ahead, yeah, go ahead, no, no, no, no, no,
what we're gonna say.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I think it was just.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
The one because that night when I was like hammered,
it was a really fun idea and this was like
my best best girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
And then the next morning I think it.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Hit me that I was like, oh no, like did
I mess up?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Like is she still gonna be.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
My friend if they don't get it together?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
You know what I mean? Like, I think that's when
I put it all together.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
And yeah, basically you know me, you've met me before,
and you're like, there's a good chance I don't have
a friend anymore, Christopher with my friends again. Yeah, but
I told the story earlier. I mean, she was laying
there and he calls me and just rips me a
new one. Hey, what are you doing this? This is
crazy as you can't do this. You can't do this.
And then I said, at the very end, I go, Dad,
(04:27):
I go, would you do it? And he was like,
that's not the point.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
You have really beautiful friends, and they were, I mean,
everyone is such a good time.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
We had a lot of fun in our twenties.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
We did well my thirties. But anyway, I guess I
guess I was still I guess I was still in
my twenties technically, Yeah, technically, but Kiki, you weren't having this.
You were not the one to set this up for
your brother.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
No, because Amanda, did any of your girlfriends then start
talking to you all the time about your brother or
like bugging you about why hasn't he calling me bag? What?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
You know?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
We had a couple of those.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah, I think there was maybe only like one or two.
But honestly, all my friends are super mature, have always
been when it comes to this kind of stuff. And
it's like they again consenting adults, like they thought it
was fun.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
They knew not to drag me into it.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Like that's actually my friends are really great about kind
of that sort of thing, Like they knew that this was.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
We're all good, Like we all hang out. We all,
I mean, we'll go to football games and stuff and
the college that we all went to, and like it's
like it never happened, mainly because their husbands don't know.
But there's that Hey, where's Polly? I want to talk
to Polly?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Can you say good morning loud?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Polly?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, she's still waking up. Are you still waking up? Okay?
I love you, Polly.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
What do you get to do at school today? Say
it real quick? You get to shut it up? Yes,
I can't. My laugh cout. She's going to show and
talent us her laptop And.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
What did you take last week Polly to Show.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
And Tell, your buck let Us movie, that book.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah, I gave you that book. Okay, you're my favorite, Polly, damn.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Okay, sorry for all the airtime.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
We love you, guys. I love you, Polly, You're okay.
To Amanda, yeah, well Mayve can't. It doesn't know yet.
I love may have too. But big Colin on the phone,
I mean this van merch worse. Oh my god, oh god,
that's true. He's been promising us merchandise from his death
metal days for some time now. I mean, he married
(06:35):
my sister. I should get it first. Where the hell
are
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