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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Talk the nut.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Yeah, they talk better than these are the radio blogs
on the Fred Show. It's like you're writing in our diaries,
except we say them a loud We call them blogs.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Calin, take it away.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
Dear blog.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
So I think I'm going to add pet sitter to
my LinkedIn.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
You guys know I'm very active on LinkedIn. My resume
always like, yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
You're also a big petsitter girl.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I think I am a big petsitter girl. So you
guys will remember a couple was it months ago? I
don't know, times flying, I watched Miss kitty Baby, a
friend of the show's cat, and she just beat me
up daily. And this past weekend I watched one very
good older dog and one very naughty puppy. Okay, And
so I had of this. I thought, oh, you know,
(00:45):
same little song and dance. You know, I'll be told
where the food is, where this is, what to do.
But the day before I received a pages long collaborative note.
And you know on the iPhone how you could do
this with a title Kaylin and the dogs Apple titled
and sections for each dog you know where I can
(01:07):
find certain things.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
And at the bottom I noticed.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
There was a behavioral section where I was to write
down anything I noticed.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Can I see the Oh yeah, let me see the note,
Yeah I did. I would just like to see it
for the first I want to share my observation seeing
this note for the first time, like how I would
feel if Okay, Kaylen and the dogs okay, lock box, Yeah,
that's how we get in.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Yeah, let's not say the Cokay.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
So one's name is Weller. Don't let him jump on
you go down to him.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah, so picture me because I'm a good listener on
all fours, Like I can't let you jump on me.
I'm a rule follower when it comes to like other
people's babies.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Had you never met these dogs before?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
No, I know these dogs well, which is why it's
even funnier than I got a multiple.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
This looks like a person who's never seen a dog
in her life.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
What is the dog?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
The reason the reason I was like, out, let me
watch them is because I know them, probably the best
other than him the owner.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Okay, so yeah, so this is a This is a
note that Cannon was given. When you want to let
him outside, ask him to sit and wait before you
even open the door.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
He'll do it. He'll he'll do it good, and he didn't.
He's really naughty, and then asked.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Him to wait again. After you open, go outside and
make sure the gates are shut. Ask him to wait again.
If he already isn't, then when you're ready tell him.
Quote good boy, go ahead, end quote. Oh yeah, No,
he eats in the morning between six and nine. Here's another.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Oh, Greek yogurt spoonful.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Maybe if he's good, he's good, doubtful and princess he's
never got never got Greek.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
God. There's the happital words in here, lowercase words.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
If you want to walk him weller has the thicker harness.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Alicias are attached the label.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I've been on many a watch line.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
God, he's obsessed with looking at windows, blinds closed. Help
a little, don't be afraid to get a little mad
at him. They get water each meal. Oh my god, motivate.
So we haven't even gotten to Willie yet.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
No, she just vibes, as it says in the note.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah, oh, well, he just texted, so he's listening to
this apparently, Hey, good morning. Sorry, Wow, that's a picture
of his no notes not I'm just kidding. Yeah, let
me open this up.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I didn't know. I didn't. Why is there an attachment
anxiety with him holding your phone? As I'm not doing
anything that I shouldn't be doing.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
I mean, I don't have anything to hide.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Then he also gave me.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
His mom's number, his sister's number, and a friend's number
in case of emergency.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
You guys, well, not that sweet. I wasn't going to
read the last line. I'll leave that to you.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
He wasn't going off to war though, he was just
in Vegas with a working phone. But yeah, it was.
It was quite the adventure trying to follow all those rules.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
And I did write behavioral notes, you know, in Kaylen fashion.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I made them a little sarcastic and funny.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I hope there was a full report for him.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
There was, I mean, weller ate a burrito he found
off the street. Night one, I caught him with a
condom that he had unwrapped himself and was just holding.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
He was ready.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
I had to give him the sex talk.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
And then his sister reminded me he doesn't have his kahonis,
so he can't have sex to you know, to where
he would need one.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Yeah, he's he's.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
This the same little freaky dog from the Tangent.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
This is the same freaky dog.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
He also eats like poop and throw up though, So
I wouldn't, you know, hold too much.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Weight if you know, you know about the freaking dogs.
He had a freaky dog.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
I watched seven.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I watched seven, seven hundred and sixteen steps in one
walk alone, just because I was trying to tire this
dog up.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, it didn't work.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
There's that's a very complete instruction manual. Like my mom
has a laminated thing for the dogs when she leaves,
and she's very specific, but it's only one page. Unwhelm
you know. It's they eat turkey. My mom serves them
turkey burgers for dinner with green beans, but they have
to be grilled because they prefer. My mom will tell
(05:10):
you that the dogs prefer the grilled taste, prefer they
prefer the grill.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
And I kid you not.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
She goes to you know, Sam's Club, Costco whatever, and
probably monthly, and she buys like sixty these things at
a time, and it doesn't matter if it's one hundred
and twenty degrees in Arizona. She goes outside and she
grills like sixty these things at a time and then
individually bags them and freezes them and so they and
they have to be warmed up a little, like they
(05:38):
can't because she'll move them from the freezer the refrigerator
so they're thawed, but then they have to go in
the microwave. And I want to say, it's like twenty
four seconds, Like it's not thirty, it's not seventeen, it's
like twenty. It has to be and because apparently they
won't Apparently dogs won't eat food unless it's properly seasoned
and cooked.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Wow, shout out to the type A dog owners, your
pet owners, because y'all are real.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I could never I've also seen one of these dogs
eat trash, so I feel quite confident that he will
eat whatever's in front of him. But anyway, so yeah, okay,
well I appreciate the thoughtfulness.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah, I mean I I do well with direction, but
I mean I barely got through the note.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
It's longer than the cheesecake factory medium.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
There's an ad in there too for a jeweler right
right in the middle of the note, just like the
cheesecake factory. All right, well, everything's did you get like
a good grade?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Is he back?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
He's back.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
He came back in the middle of the night, though, so.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
So you're not sure if everything is up to standard.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
He did let me know that one of the dogs
threw up their dinner.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
In the middle of the night, and I won the
right temperature just.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
In time for you to clean it up. I'm back
to work.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
I saw it last night. That's actually been there for
a couple of days. I'm not doing it.
Talk the nut.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Yeah, they talk better than these are the radio blogs
on the Fred Show. It's like you're writing in our diaries,
except we say them a loud We call them blogs.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Calin, take it away.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
Dear blog.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
So I think I'm going to add pet sitter to
my LinkedIn.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
You guys know I'm very active on LinkedIn. My resume
always like, yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
You're also a big petsitter girl.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I think I am a big petsitter girl. So you
guys will remember a couple was it months ago? I
don't know, times flying, I watched Miss kitty Baby, a
friend of the show's cat, and she just beat me
up daily. And this past weekend I watched one very
good older dog and one very naughty puppy. Okay, And
so I had of this. I thought, oh, you know,
(00:45):
same little song and dance. You know, I'll be told
where the food is, where this is, what to do.
But the day before I received a pages long collaborative note.
And you know on the iPhone how you could do
this with a title Kaylin and the dogs Apple titled
and sections for each dog you know where I can
(01:07):
find certain things.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
And at the bottom I noticed.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
There was a behavioral section where I was to write
down anything I noticed.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Can I see the Oh yeah, let me see the note,
Yeah I did. I would just like to see it
for the first I want to share my observation seeing
this note for the first time, like how I would
feel if Okay, Kaylen and the dogs okay, lock box, Yeah,
that's how we get in.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Yeah, let's not say the Cokay.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
So one's name is Weller. Don't let him jump on
you go down to him.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah, so picture me because I'm a good listener on
all fours, Like I can't let you jump on me.
I'm a rule follower when it comes to like other
people's babies.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Had you never met these dogs before?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
No, I know these dogs well, which is why it's
even funnier than I got a multiple.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
This looks like a person who's never seen a dog
in her life.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
What is the dog?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
The reason the reason I was like, out, let me
watch them is because I know them, probably the best
other than him the owner.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Okay, so yeah, so this is a This is a
note that Cannon was given. When you want to let
him outside, ask him to sit and wait before you
even open the door.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
He'll do it. He'll he'll do it good, and he didn't.
He's really naughty, and then asked.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Him to wait again. After you open, go outside and
make sure the gates are shut. Ask him to wait again.
If he already isn't, then when you're ready tell him.
Quote good boy, go ahead, end quote. Oh yeah, No,
he eats in the morning between six and nine. Here's another.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Oh, Greek yogurt spoonful.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Maybe if he's good, he's good, doubtful and princess he's
never got never got Greek.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
God. There's the happital words in here, lowercase words.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
If you want to walk him weller has the thicker harness.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Alicias are attached the label.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I've been on many a watch line.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
God, he's obsessed with looking at windows, blinds closed. Help
a little, don't be afraid to get a little mad
at him. They get water each meal. Oh my god, motivate.
So we haven't even gotten to Willie yet.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
No, she just vibes, as it says in the note.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah, oh, well, he just texted, so he's listening to
this apparently, Hey, good morning. Sorry, Wow, that's a picture
of his no notes not I'm just kidding. Yeah, let
me open this up.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I didn't know. I didn't. Why is there an attachment
anxiety with him holding your phone? As I'm not doing
anything that I shouldn't be doing.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
I mean, I don't have anything to hide.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Then he also gave me.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
His mom's number, his sister's number, and a friend's number
in case of emergency.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
You guys, well, not that sweet. I wasn't going to
read the last line. I'll leave that to you.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
He wasn't going off to war though, he was just
in Vegas with a working phone. But yeah, it was.
It was quite the adventure trying to follow all those rules.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
And I did write behavioral notes, you know, in Kaylen fashion.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I made them a little sarcastic and funny.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I hope there was a full report for him.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
There was, I mean, weller ate a burrito he found
off the street. Night one, I caught him with a
condom that he had unwrapped himself and was just holding.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
He was ready.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
I had to give him the sex talk.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
And then his sister reminded me he doesn't have his kahonis,
so he can't have sex to you know, to where
he would need one.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Yeah, he's he's.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
This the same little freaky dog from the Tangent.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
This is the same freaky dog.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
He also eats like poop and throw up though, So
I wouldn't, you know, hold too much.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Weight if you know, you know about the freaking dogs.
He had a freaky dog.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
I watched seven.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I watched seven, seven hundred and sixteen steps in one
walk alone, just because I was trying to tire this
dog up.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, it didn't work.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
There's that's a very complete instruction manual. Like my mom
has a laminated thing for the dogs when she leaves,
and she's very specific, but it's only one page. Unwhelm
you know. It's they eat turkey. My mom serves them
turkey burgers for dinner with green beans, but they have
to be grilled because they prefer. My mom will tell
(05:10):
you that the dogs prefer the grilled taste, prefer they
prefer the grill.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
And I kid you not.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
She goes to you know, Sam's Club, Costco whatever, and
probably monthly, and she buys like sixty these things at
a time, and it doesn't matter if it's one hundred
and twenty degrees in Arizona. She goes outside and she
grills like sixty these things at a time and then
individually bags them and freezes them and so they and
they have to be warmed up a little, like they
(05:38):
can't because she'll move them from the freezer the refrigerator
so they're thawed, but then they have to go in
the microwave. And I want to say, it's like twenty
four seconds, Like it's not thirty, it's not seventeen, it's
like twenty. It has to be and because apparently they
won't Apparently dogs won't eat food unless it's properly seasoned
and cooked.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Wow, shout out to the type A dog owners, your
pet owners, because y'all are real.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I could never I've also seen one of these dogs
eat trash, so I feel quite confident that he will
eat whatever's in front of him. But anyway, so yeah, okay,
well I appreciate the thoughtfulness.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah, I mean I I do well with direction, but
I mean I barely got through the note.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
It's longer than the cheesecake factory medium.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
There's an ad in there too for a jeweler right
right in the middle of the note, just like the
cheesecake factory. All right, well, everything's did you get like
a good grade?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Is he back?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
He's back.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
He came back in the middle of the night, though, so.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
So you're not sure if everything is up to standard.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
He did let me know that one of the dogs
threw up their dinner.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
In the middle of the night, and I won the
right temperature just.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
In time for you to clean it up. I'm back
to work.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
I saw it last night. That's actually been there for
a couple of days. I'm not doing it.
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