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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Fred Show is on Friend's Fun.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Fact Fred Fun.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Works so much, so much pain.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Right here sides that you're right here, yeah, getting ready
to look over here. You're looking over here. My girl
is bag Yes she is back. Ladies and gentlemen, what
stores on my phone? Now?

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Guys? Did you know that a giraffe can clean its
own ears with its twenty one inch tongue? Whoa, that's right,
that's blue? What Kaitlyn?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
What?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
What? Nothing? Go ahead?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Nope, I got nothing to say about a thirteen inch
or how long it?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Want? Twenty one?

Speaker 3 (00:51):
You want?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah? Got one?

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Do you?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
She downloads HENS tries to get a giraffe matched with
a giraffe, and she gets a Brookfield Zoom membership lifetime membership.
A giraffe can clean its ears with its twenty one
inch tongue, which is kind of gross. Yeah, it's a
lot of gross. Like I get the dogs have to
like clean themselves. A lot of animals have to clean themselves.

(01:18):
And because it wouldn't you know, they don't take showers,
it wouldn't get clean otherwise. But like that's that's not great,
you know, Like I always think a cat's life would
be a good life, especially like my mom's cat. My
mom's cat lives like a Both of them live like princes,
you know, the finest linens and nothing's off limits, you

(01:38):
know whatever. They got to clean their own butthole, you
know what I mean. And it's like they eat well everything,
they clean their own buttole like, that's not great, no
is it? If you your own butt with my tongue.
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