May 13, 2024 • 26 mins
During today's show, Paulina returned from maternity leave! Kaelin told us about dog sitting, and we did Keke's court!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You've got to wait.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Bread show is on the hottest morning show.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
What I'm gonna do the introductions, the starting lineup introductions
in another order today because Paulina's back. Everyone I got
I'm gonna mess that up for a while.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I haven't pushed that button in six weeks. Facts, we'll
mess that up.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Push the button, Push the Buttonlena's back.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Everyone put me in, coach, Thank you you're in.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Paulina. Did your key card work? Or do we have
to let you in?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
It works? I was stressed. I'm texting Jason. We got
a plan. We had a plan of motion just in case,
just in case it didn't work. I'm like, how am
I gonna get upstairs and the radio?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
No, how were you going to?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Right?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I don't know. It was not like the other six
of us could have let you in.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Hey, now, we want to make sure that I do
it the way we're supposed to do it around.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I want to walk right back.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
You've been like, who did I don't know, no oblo, Yeah,
I don't know you exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
I've heard the stories and the security and they.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Oh damn, we forgot to fire her.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
That's the throwback to my first year my debut and radio. Oh,
we forgot to fire the guy. Fred you're on, Tell
him to call us. Tell him to go in the
parking lot and call us while we turn his key
card off.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Ruvio.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Good morning, Good morning, Jason Brown, Hi, Caitlin, Hike, Shelby, Shelley, Intern, Vena, Me, Benjamin,
everybody's here.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Pauline is back.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Oh my gosh, can.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
You take your fat home? The fat head home with you?
Can you take your fat home with you? Can you
take your fat head home? That's hard to say. I'm
not calling Paulina.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Feed that I put here in my seats.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
She sent a fat.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Head in it's like three ft Paulina's face that we
were supposed to put in her chair while she was gone,
so we wouldn't forget her.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
How could we possibly?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I missed you guys, to boss, I know, I missed
you guys each very dearly, very day.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
But I got to see you guys, which was cool.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Maternity leave, yeah, and I got to see you.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
We met the baby. Yeah, that was awesome.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
So thank you honestly bout on my heart, like like truly,
because I know I now as a mother, I know
what that's like as far as having you people come
out to.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
See you, you know what I mean and check in
on you. So thank you guys, each and every one
of you.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
So some people talk about how when they first leave
their baby to go back to work, it's like very
emotional and difficult.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, is that how you feel?
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Yeah? I want to cry everything really?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Oh yeah, oh I thought, because when I talked to
you last week, You're like, where can I put this thing?
Like I'm coming to work? Is there anybody like if
I just look early? I mean, what do I do?
Because I'm coming to work on Monday? Because I asked you,
I'm like, are you sure? You're like, oh no, I'm coming.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Oh I knew I was coming and I wanted to
come back to work.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
You know, the baby's adjusting well and I'm adjusting well,
so it works out for us. But even if it
was six days, six weeks, or six months, it's still
going to be hard, you know, the first time you
leave them. And I don't know, it's like I'm sad,
but I'm excited to be here and like she is chilling.
She let mama sleep last night. She didn't wake up
one time. She said, gets your ass to work. Yeah,
she knew.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
She knew that.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Would make me so nervous.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I think that would be like one of the many
things is you know, you put the baby to sleep
and then you fall asleep, and even though you're both
supposed to be sleeping, I'd probably wake up like why
is why does nothing happened?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah, one in there, like I'll check it, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
I poke her sometimes just to make sure she's moving
and breathing and all of that.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Like that's just it's this anxiety.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Thing that you get, and I don't think it's gonna
go away, probably for a very long time.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I was telling you the other day or when I
was at your house that I was holding May and
I'm like, hey, man, does she not breathing? And a
man is like yes she is, like just from way
across the room, Yes she is real. Like you don't
need a check, like yes, she is breathing, and don't
check like because she's sleeping. She's like everything's fine. I
promise you everything's fine. But they breathe like so it's
like shallow and I don't know, I don't know. Maybe
(03:57):
she was playing with me, maybe maybe maybe wanted to
see what I would do if I knew CPR or
something exactly, because May was just straight chilling and I'm
looking at this baby. I'm looking for any sort of
sign of movement in like the you know, midsection, and
I'm like, Amanda, she's.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Breathing, she's fine, but do not wake her up.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
That would be me. I'd be like, Okay, oh she's awake. Yeah, okay,
she's alive, and then you pay for that.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Amana is a pro too, so she could tell across
the room, you know, how her baby's doing.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Me.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
I'm first time moving here, so it's a lot of
moments that I'm learning and like, you know, just kind
of like trying to figure out. Yeah, it's hard, hard work,
hardest job in the world, let me tell you.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I guess so it is.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
It is, but it's rewarding.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
And how was your first Mother's Day?
Speaker 5 (04:35):
It was so cute. It was fun family, just like
you know, surrounded by love.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah, I love it. Yeah, another day we get to
honor Paulina. Oh boy, yeah, now you get your birthday Christmas, Christmas.
I know you're a big thanksgiving girl, huge thanksgiving girl.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Mother's Day yeah is my thing.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Yeah, no, labored, big Labor Day, girl, I know, and
everything and then Hobby. Now, I'm sure he's gonna make
a big deal out of Father's Day. You're gonna have
to him a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Also, can we talk about this is what I'm talking about.
Can we talk about Let's talk.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
So I went to your house for the first time,
and I met your baby and the whole thing, he
said me down into the basement of this beautiful new
home that you had.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
It's beautiful, by the way you have this home. So
proud of you. I don't know if you heard my
whole thing I gushed last week about proud of you home.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
But the basement has been infiltrated by a Cubs and
Bears and Bulls fan. And not only is it not organized,
but there's just I've never I don't think I've ever
seen so much sports memorabilia stuff. I mean, first of all,
how much they paid this man at the firehouse?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
What I want to know? Because I'm looking around.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I got a piece of the court signed by Michael
Jordan on the wall, like Jesus signed something else. I'm like,
what is going on? He's got like the actual Rock
of Gibraltar in there. I mean, I don't know what
I mean, what is going It's like the Tribune Tower
and you get little pieces of all the wonders of
the world. Yeah, where's all this stuff gonna go? And
did he just decide I'm taking this room?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Yeah, he took over the basement since before we even
closed on the house, and he said it's going to.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Be his man cave.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
And he's saved up his whole life I think for
all this stuff, Like he's had it at his house,
at his parents' house until we got a big enough
space to.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Bring it in.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Where's your cave? My cave is like the corner of
my bedroom. Yeah, I get like the far left corner.
The bathtub is my Yeah, but one of those she said,
for sure, be careful there, good work.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Don't say it again. You almost okay.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Yeah, it's like the sports Hall of Fame down there,
my little sports bar on the weekend.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
There's so much stuff. There's a lot of stuff. It's
a lot of full sized life made your bottle heads
over there.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
And this dude has sex, had Yeah, this man has sex?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Does he still though? After you saw all that, I know.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
I was like if I saw this, like knowing you.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
I don't know if this would have been its embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
It's a lot like it. Really, it almost covers all
the floor because a lot of it's not up yet.
I don't, I don't. I mean, is that indeed the
craziest man came I've ever seen? I'm not sure, really,
I'm not. I mean I've seen someone TikTok that are wilder,
like you know, people turn their basement into a full
on you know, shrying right.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Oh, don't give him ideas, because he will, he absolutely
will do that.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
But I want to say to you it's probably a
good thing because it means all that stuff stays down there,
as opposed to it being hodgepodge all over your house.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
I thought the same thing. I'm like, keep it condensed
in this area. The basement is yours. You could have
it all you because if I see any bottle head upstairs,
just randomly, I'll lose it because it's just it's too much.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
The other thing I want to discuss is does he
need me to come over with like a laser level
and a hammer and a nail to like help him
with orientation of something, because like Rufo saw the same
things that don't laugh at me the first time I
walk in his basement and way up like imagine a
big wall and way up in the top left corner
(08:09):
up against it is just one framed item, just all
the way up in the corner.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
What do you mean he needs like a designer, he.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Needs someone to come in and tell him he needs
some come on. Like it was like, I don't know
if I can do it, but like.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
It's like where the ceiling needs the wall right the
crevice like this picture? Yeah, was it the top once?
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Yeah, it's a picture.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
It's like a picture of Brian Erlek in the top
corner of your house.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
And I'm like, that's where he wants it, but to
be like to be like eye level with the people.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Well, now I'm confused. He wants it up there?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Oh so he had somebody come out and do all this, And.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Now I'm really he's going to fill the whole wall. Yeah, yeah,
inch is going to be covering. It was just the
first piece here.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
So that's the other part of it too, is that
I don't know what you guys saw, but it's not
even close to done. Like every inch of that wall
will be covered, and that doesn't make me happen.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
But also what I'm saying like, yeah, there was like
one picture over here, and then one picture.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Was not done, sir.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
But like I was worried. It's like you would have
some kind of flow, like it's a flow, like you
would start one section, like just do one section.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
No, of course, I mean too.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
When I saw it, I was like, is this But
he's like no, I have to frame this, and I'm
like there's more. It's just it never ends.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
It's not going down like the Big Cubs logo going
down the stairs.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
I'm like, all right, I know he asked my permission
for that. I know, the.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Laundry rooms downstairs, the laun every yeah, it goes to.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
The sports bar.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Just him have a space in the home that's just
for him.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
No, unfortunately, Like so where is all his stuff in
the garage? And it was in our guest room, but
we keep having guests. I don't know how this keeps happening.
So he that little space of his has been taken
over as well. So no, he does not have a space.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
I say, okay, because I do think about them sometimes,
like I think I'll sit in my house and I'll
be like, hmmm, we would have to if I ever
met someone and we moved in together, we would have
to get a new place because I don't know where
all your things would go, because I have all my
things and they're all like everything's perfectly you know, if
you beg at my house, you know, like a tape
measure has come out, like things are exactly where they're
(10:19):
supposed to be, and there's not extra room. There really
wouldn't be any like nothing's coming down to put up
like a picture of your family. So yeah, like I'm
not really concerned with looking at them. So like where
where I don't know where all that stuff would go?
Like where did you want to put your clothes? I
don't have any room for I'm not equipped for that.
Like why don't you get the place next door? And
(10:42):
then you go right back to my theory about a
two home relationships perfect.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
I'm behind that, yeah, especially.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
But see, at least now you're starting like from scratch
with a new space, so you can decide, okay.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Right now this room for everything?
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Yeah, yeah, if it all fits and if it doesn't
go missing.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
But I think the basement is a good idea. I
think just just just sort of delegate or just give
it to them.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
It's all down there there, it is whatever. But you
have your you know, glam room. Yes, an entire room
devoted to your makeup and pictures of Oprah.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Yes, Wendy Williams yeah, and you yes.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
Then you know I have plans for the guest room.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
So yeah, we're gonna change that to crib. No honey, no, honey,
I do want to turn it into like a little
office slash studio because I've outgrown my glamor room now,
so like I nail or closet space, i want like
a walk in vibe. I'm taking the bed out. I've
(11:42):
learned from you. If you have an extra band in
your house, somebody's always gonna be there. So now it's
only one band in my house, and then everything else
would be like shelves.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
So that's my next time.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
But yeah, big Tim, his face is probably in his car. Respect.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
I like it. I first moved here, I got a
guest It's true. I'm like, everyone's gonna want to come
visit me. This is gonna be great. Like basically, nobody
came for three years, and my mom came a couple
of times.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I'm like I'd go for whatever.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
So then I moved and I didn't really have room
for that anymore, so and I kind of want it anymore.
So I got rid of that. And now everybody's like,
what do you mean I can't stay there? I'm like,
I'm not equipped for that. Nope, I'm not equipped for that.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
And by the way I once was, nobody came and
we're too old for the air mattress. We're not doing that.
You're not blowing up an air mattress in my living room.
I mean, we're too old for that. That's what I
use for all my guess that we're too old for that.
Never too old, we're grown.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
You do.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
It's the same way.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Yeah, yeah, I think when you're over forty, you can
get a hotel room when you come see me. And
I don't know why you wouldn't want to have your
own piece. The other thing is, I think around twenty
five is where we stop asking our friends to come
over and paint our homes. Oh, and when we stop
asking our friends to move help us move. I think
around twenty five, like, you know, your first college apartment
(12:54):
are out of your first college apartment, sure, and maybe
your first home, I'll come over, you know, yeah, sure,
I'll come over for some beer and pizza and help
you roll on the paint. And by the way, you
get what you pay for, which is not very good.
But after that, we're not doing.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
That anymore, you know.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
I think twenty five, I would say, is the age
where it's like, no, I'm not no, I'm not free
labor anymore. I'm sorry, I can't help you. Does that
make me a bad person? Maybe it does. I'm not sure.
We welcome back, Paulina.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Thanks guys.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Your home is beautiful. The basement's beautiful too. At least
it's the right teams. You know, He's got the right
teams down.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
There at least, so not do you think I feel,
as a socks fan like walking into that to do
my laundry? You should put your yea yeah, everywhere else
I should, Yeah, you should right on top.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
He gets a whole damn room. You can have a
whole damn room.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
I think that little office you've got there that should
be the socks room.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
That my little socks office.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
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Speaker 3 (14:30):
Boy, not a long titles coming.
Speaker 8 (14:35):
Yeah, they talk better than they say. These are the
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our diaries, except we say them a lout. We call
them blogs. Klin take it away.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Dear blog.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
So I think I'm gonna add pet sitter to my LinkedIn.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
You guys know I'm very active on LinkedIn.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
My resund girl, Yeah, you're also a big petsitter.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Girl.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
I think I'm a big petsitter girl. So you guys
will remember a couple was it months ago? I don't know,
times flying. I watched Miss Kitty Baby, a friend of
the show's cat, and she just beat me up daily.
And this past weekend I watched one very good older
dog and one very naughty puppy. Okay, And so I
had this. I thought, oh, you know, same little song
(15:20):
and dance. You know, I'll be told where the food is,
where this is what to do. But the day before
I received a pages long collaborative note and you know
on the iPhone how you could do this with a
title Kaylin and the Dogs Apple titled and sections for each.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Dog you know where I can find certain things.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
And at the bottom I noticed there was a behavioral
section where I was to write.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Down anything I noticed.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Can I see thee Oh yeah, let me see the note?
Yeah I did.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
I would just like to see it for the first
I want to share my observation seeing this note for
the first time, like how I would feel if Okay,
Klein and the Dogs okay, lock box, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
How we get in.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
Yeah, let's not say the Cokay, I probably.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
So one name is weller.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Yeah, don't let him jump on you go down to him.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
Yeah, so picture me because I'm a good listener on
all fours, like I can't let you jump on me.
I'm a rule follower when it comes to like other
people's babies.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Had you never met these dogs before?
Speaker 6 (16:25):
No, I know these dogs well, which is why it's
even funnier than I got a multiple questions.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
This looks like a person who's never seen a dog
in her life.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
What is the dog? I'm the person.
Speaker 6 (16:35):
The reason I was like, out, let me watch them
is because I know them, probably the best other than
him the owner.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Okay, so yeah, so this is the This is a
note that Kayleen was given. When you want to let
him outside, ask him to sit and wait before you
even open the door.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
He'll do it, he'll he'll do.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
It good, And he didn't. He's really naughty.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
And then ask him to wait again after you open
go outside and make sure the gates are shut. Ask
him to wait again. If he already he isn't, then
when you're ready, tell him quote good boy, go ahead,
end quote. Oh yeah, no, he each in the morning
between six and nine. Here's another. Oh Greek yogurt spoonful
(17:15):
maybe if he's good.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
He's good, doubtful and princess.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
He's never got never got Greek.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
There's the capital words him here, lowercase words.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
If you want to walk him weller has the thicker harness.
Aelicias are attached the label.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
I've been on many a one mark.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
He's obsessed with looking out windows, blinds closed. Help a little,
don't be afraid to get a little mad at him.
They get water each meal, Oh my god, very food motivate.
So we haven't even gotten to Willie yet.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
No, as it says in the note, yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Oh well he just texted, so he's listening to us. Apparently, Hey,
good morning.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Wow, that's a picture of his no notes not I'm
just kidding. Yeah, let me open this up.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I did.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Why is there an attachment.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Anxiety with him holding your phone?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
I'm not doing anything I shouldn't be doing.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
I mean, I don't have anything to hide.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Just okay, here we go.
Speaker 6 (18:12):
Then he also gave me his mom's number, his sister's number,
and a friend's number in case of emergency.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
You guys, well, not that sweet. I wasn't going the
last line. I'll leave that to you.
Speaker 6 (18:23):
He wasn't going off to war though. He was just
in Vegas with a working phone. So but yeah, it
was it was quite the adventure trying.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
To follow all those rules.
Speaker 6 (18:33):
Wow, and my I did write behavioral notes, you know,
in Kailen fashion. I made them a little sarcastic and funny.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
I hope there was a full report for him.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
There was, I mean, weller ate a burrito he found
off the street. One I caught him with a condom
that he had unwrapped himself and was just holding. I
had to give him the sex talk, and then his
sister reminded me he doesn't have his kahonis, so he
can't have sex you know where you.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Would need one. Yeah, he's he's uh yeah, this.
Speaker 7 (19:04):
Is the same little freaky dog from the tangent. This
is the same freaky dog.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
He also eats like poop and throw up though, So
I wouldn't, you know, hold too much.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Weight if you know, you know about the freaking dogs.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
He had a freaky dog.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
I watched seven I watched seven seven hundred and sixteen
steps in one walk alone, just because I was trying
to tire this dog out.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Oh yeah, it didn't work.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
There's that's a very complete instruction manual, Like my mom
has a laminated thing for the dogs when she leaves,
and she's very specific, but it's only one page. It's
a you know, it's they eat turkey. My mom serves
them turkey burgers for dinner with green beans. But they
have to be grilled because they prefer My mom will
(19:45):
tell you that the dogs prefer the grilled taste.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
The grill marks on there, and I kid you not.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
She goes to you know, Sam's Club, Costco whatever, and
probably monthly, and she buys like sixty these things at
a time, and it doesn't matter if it's one hundred
and twenty degrees in Arizona. She goes outside and she
grills like sixty these things at a time and then
individually bags them and freezes them and so they and
they have to be warmed up a little, like they
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can't because she'll move them from the freezer of the
refrigerator so they're thawed.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
But then they have to go in the microwave.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
And I want to say, it's like twenty four seconds,
Like it's not thirty, it's not seventeen, it's like twenty.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
It has to be and because apparently they won't.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Apparently dogs won't eat food unless it's properly seasoned and cooked.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
Wow, shout out to the type A dog owners, your
pet owners, because y'all are real.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
I could never I've also.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Seen one of these dogs eat trash, so I feel
quite confident that he will eat whatever's in front of him.
But anyway, so yeah, okay, Well, I appreciate the thoughtfulness.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
Yeah, I mean, I I do well with direction, but
I mean I barely got through the note.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
It's longer than the cheesecake factory medium.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
There's an ad in there too.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
You for a jeweler, right right in the middle of
a note, just like the cheesecake factory. All right, well, jesus,
everything's did you get like a good grade?
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Is he back?
Speaker 5 (21:11):
He's back.
Speaker 7 (21:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
He came back in the middle of the night, though,
so so.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
You're not sure if everything is up to standard.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
He did let me know that one of the dogs
threw up their dinner in.
Speaker 8 (21:19):
The middle of the night.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
I was the right temperature, just in.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Time for you to clean it up, he says. I'm
back to work.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I saw it last night.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
That's actually been there for a couple of days. We're
not doing it waiting by the phone is new and
next Fred show.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Order a fresh shows.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
All right, the honorable cake a leak is here, judge
keeky take it away.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
All right, let's step into the courtroom.
Speaker 7 (21:48):
The gabble has been hit, it says it.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Gavel that wasn't on your phone?
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Wasn't No, no, no, okay, it's my actual.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Gable right No like you used to hit the phone,
I've evolved.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
I needed my phone.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
That's how would you watch TikTok with the gavel through it?
Speaker 5 (22:10):
I couldn't do that. So all right, let's get into
the court room.
Speaker 7 (22:13):
It says, Hey, ki KEI, please don't judge me girl, okay, judged?
Speaker 5 (22:19):
All right, sorry, here we go.
Speaker 7 (22:21):
But I've been keeping a huge secret from my daughter
and I need advice on if I should tell her.
Right after my husband and I got married, we tried
for two years to conceive and we're unsuccessful. However, while
on a girl's trip to Cabo, I had a one
night stand with the bartender at my resort, and I
found out a few months later that I was pregnant.
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My husband and I welcomed the baby girl, and I
never told anyone.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
About my name him Maria.
Speaker 7 (22:51):
Oh my god, yeah, she says, although I always kept
in touch with the bartender.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Fast forward to now.
Speaker 7 (23:01):
My entire world got turned upside down when my husband
confronted me about my secret. Somehow he got into my
email and read through years of messages between me and
my daughter's real father, the bartender. My husband filed for
divorce and is now threatening to tell our thirteen year
old daughter about my secret. I feel like it will
ruin her. My husband is the only father she's ever known.
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What do you think I should do? Should I come
clean to my daughter?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
That ball headed lady?
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Girl? Low down? Start it ball.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Girl?
Speaker 5 (23:35):
You are wild, honey, let me see you.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Well, I gotta work this one out with you. Keith. Well,
first of all, what do you think well?
Speaker 7 (23:42):
I mean, if she ever has heard the French show constitution,
this is not cheating responsibly?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
No responsible?
Speaker 7 (23:51):
Yeah, yes, because girl, if you go to Cabo, look,
do your thing, but you don't let your thing come
back home to the US. And now you have this,
this whole secret, because I'm gonna just keep it real.
If it was me, I would have never spoken to
that bartender again.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Fred Show is on Friend's Fun Fact.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Fred fun.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Works so much, so much.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Right here sides that you're right here getting ready to
look over here.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
You're looking over here.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
My girl is bag.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Yes she is back. Ladies and gentlemen, what stores on
my phone?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Now?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Guys?
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Did you know that a giraffe can clean its own
ears with its twenty one inch tongue?
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Whoa, that's right? Blue? What Caitlyn? What? What?
Speaker 5 (24:51):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Go ahead?
Speaker 5 (24:52):
No, I got nothing to say about a thirteen inch
or how long it?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Want? Twenty one?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
You want?
Speaker 5 (24:57):
Yeah? Got one?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Do you think?
Speaker 3 (25:01):
As she downloads Hinge tries to get a giraffe matched
with a giraffe as she gets a Brookfield Zoo membership
lifetime membership, a giraffe can clean its ears with its
twenty one inch tongue, which is kind of gross.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Yeah, it's a lot of gross.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Like I get the dogs have to like clean themselves.
A lot of animals have to clean themselves. And because
it wouldn't you know, they don't take showers, it wouldn't
get clean otherwise. But like that's that's not great, you know,
Like I always think a cat's life would be a
good life, especially like my mom's cat. My mom's cat
lives like a Both of them live like princes, you know,
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the finest linens, and nothing's off limits, you know whatever.
They got clean their own butthole, you know what I mean.
And it's like they eat well everything I clean their
own buttole like that's not great, no is it?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
If you your own butt with my tongue, not more.
You've got some wait. Fread's show is.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
On the Hottest Morning Showing.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Good Morning everyone, Monday, May thirteenth. The Fread Show's on
Paulina's back.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Yay, welcome back, Pee.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Hey, thanks guys, Hi, Kaitlin, Hey, Hi, Jason Brown, Hi,
Rufiyllo Hiking Morning Showbiz is here in turn Venham Benjamin
waiting by the phone is new and creepy and weird.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Next, we may have to call the authorities after you
hear this, Why does somebody get ghosted? Will investigate the
entertainment report After that, what do you have k.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
Someone left the roast of Tom Brady with a piece
of glass in their cheek.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
I'll tell you how that.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Happens, damn, and who the culprit was.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
Which not hard to guess.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
I shouldn't surprise you at all. All that's coming up
You've got to wait.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Bread show is on the hottest morning show.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
What I'm gonna do the introductions, the starting lineup introductions
in another order today because Paulina's back. Everyone I got
I'm gonna mess that up for a while.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I haven't pushed that button in six weeks. Facts, we'll
mess that up.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Push the button, Push the Buttonlena's back.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Everyone put me in, coach, Thank you you're in.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Paulina. Did your key card work? Or do we have
to let you in?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
It works? I was stressed. I'm texting Jason. We got
a plan. We had a plan of motion just in case,
just in case it didn't work. I'm like, how am
I gonna get upstairs and the radio?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
No, how were you going to?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Right?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I don't know. It was not like the other six
of us could have let you in.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Hey, now, we want to make sure that I do
it the way we're supposed to do it around.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I want to walk right back.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
You've been like, who did I don't know, no oblo, Yeah,
I don't know you exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
I've heard the stories and the security and they.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Oh damn, we forgot to fire her.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
That's the throwback to my first year my debut and radio. Oh,
we forgot to fire the guy. Fred you're on, Tell
him to call us. Tell him to go in the
parking lot and call us while we turn his key
card off.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Ruvio.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Good morning, Good morning, Jason Brown, Hi, Caitlin, Hike, Shelby, Shelley, Intern, Vena, Me, Benjamin,
everybody's here.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Pauline is back.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Oh my gosh, can.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
You take your fat home? The fat head home with you?
Can you take your fat home with you? Can you
take your fat head home? That's hard to say. I'm
not calling Paulina.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Feed that I put here in my seats.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
She sent a fat.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Head in it's like three ft Paulina's face that we
were supposed to put in her chair while she was gone,
so we wouldn't forget her.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
How could we possibly?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I missed you guys, to boss, I know, I missed
you guys each very dearly, very day.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
But I got to see you guys, which was cool.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Maternity leave, yeah, and I got to see you.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
We met the baby. Yeah, that was awesome.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
So thank you honestly bout on my heart, like like truly,
because I know I now as a mother, I know
what that's like as far as having you people come
out to.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
See you, you know what I mean and check in
on you. So thank you guys, each and every one
of you.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
So some people talk about how when they first leave
their baby to go back to work, it's like very
emotional and difficult.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, is that how you feel?
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Yeah? I want to cry everything really?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Oh yeah, oh I thought, because when I talked to
you last week, You're like, where can I put this thing?
Like I'm coming to work? Is there anybody like if
I just look early? I mean, what do I do?
Because I'm coming to work on Monday? Because I asked you,
I'm like, are you sure? You're like, oh no, I'm coming.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Oh I knew I was coming and I wanted to
come back to work.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
You know, the baby's adjusting well and I'm adjusting well,
so it works out for us. But even if it
was six days, six weeks, or six months, it's still
going to be hard, you know, the first time you
leave them. And I don't know, it's like I'm sad,
but I'm excited to be here and like she is chilling.
She let mama sleep last night. She didn't wake up
one time. She said, gets your ass to work. Yeah,
she knew.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
She knew that.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Would make me so nervous.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I think that would be like one of the many
things is you know, you put the baby to sleep
and then you fall asleep, and even though you're both
supposed to be sleeping, I'd probably wake up like why
is why does nothing happened?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah, one in there, like I'll check it, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
I poke her sometimes just to make sure she's moving
and breathing and all of that.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Like that's just it's this anxiety.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Thing that you get, and I don't think it's gonna
go away, probably for a very long time.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I was telling you the other day or when I
was at your house that I was holding May and
I'm like, hey, man, does she not breathing? And a
man is like yes she is, like just from way
across the room, Yes she is real. Like you don't
need a check, like yes, she is breathing, and don't
check like because she's sleeping. She's like everything's fine. I
promise you everything's fine. But they breathe like so it's
like shallow and I don't know, I don't know. Maybe
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she was playing with me, maybe maybe maybe wanted to
see what I would do if I knew CPR or
something exactly, because May was just straight chilling and I'm
looking at this baby. I'm looking for any sort of
sign of movement in like the you know, midsection, and
I'm like, Amanda, she's.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Breathing, she's fine, but do not wake her up.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
That would be me. I'd be like, Okay, oh she's awake. Yeah, okay,
she's alive, and then you pay for that.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Amana is a pro too, so she could tell across
the room, you know, how her baby's doing.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Me.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
I'm first time moving here, so it's a lot of
moments that I'm learning and like, you know, just kind
of like trying to figure out. Yeah, it's hard, hard work,
hardest job in the world, let me tell you.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I guess so it is.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
It is, but it's rewarding.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
And how was your first Mother's Day?
Speaker 5 (04:35):
It was so cute. It was fun family, just like
you know, surrounded by love.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah, I love it. Yeah, another day we get to
honor Paulina. Oh boy, yeah, now you get your birthday Christmas, Christmas.
I know you're a big thanksgiving girl, huge thanksgiving girl.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Mother's Day yeah is my thing.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Yeah, no, labored, big Labor Day, girl, I know, and
everything and then Hobby. Now, I'm sure he's gonna make
a big deal out of Father's Day. You're gonna have
to him a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Also, can we talk about this is what I'm talking about.
Can we talk about Let's talk.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
So I went to your house for the first time,
and I met your baby and the whole thing, he
said me down into the basement of this beautiful new
home that you had.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
It's beautiful, by the way you have this home. So
proud of you. I don't know if you heard my
whole thing I gushed last week about proud of you home.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
But the basement has been infiltrated by a Cubs and
Bears and Bulls fan. And not only is it not organized,
but there's just I've never I don't think I've ever
seen so much sports memorabilia stuff. I mean, first of all,
how much they paid this man at the firehouse?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
What I want to know? Because I'm looking around.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I got a piece of the court signed by Michael
Jordan on the wall, like Jesus signed something else. I'm like,
what is going on? He's got like the actual Rock
of Gibraltar in there. I mean, I don't know what
I mean, what is going It's like the Tribune Tower
and you get little pieces of all the wonders of
the world. Yeah, where's all this stuff gonna go? And
did he just decide I'm taking this room?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Yeah, he took over the basement since before we even
closed on the house, and he said it's going to.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Be his man cave.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
And he's saved up his whole life I think for
all this stuff, Like he's had it at his house,
at his parents' house until we got a big enough
space to.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Bring it in.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Where's your cave? My cave is like the corner of
my bedroom. Yeah, I get like the far left corner.
The bathtub is my Yeah, but one of those she said,
for sure, be careful there, good work.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Don't say it again. You almost okay.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Yeah, it's like the sports Hall of Fame down there,
my little sports bar on the weekend.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
There's so much stuff. There's a lot of stuff. It's
a lot of full sized life made your bottle heads
over there.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
And this dude has sex, had Yeah, this man has sex?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Does he still though? After you saw all that, I know.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
I was like if I saw this, like knowing you.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
I don't know if this would have been its embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
It's a lot like it. Really, it almost covers all
the floor because a lot of it's not up yet.
I don't, I don't. I mean, is that indeed the
craziest man came I've ever seen? I'm not sure, really,
I'm not. I mean I've seen someone TikTok that are wilder,
like you know, people turn their basement into a full
on you know, shrying right.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Oh, don't give him ideas, because he will, he absolutely
will do that.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
But I want to say to you it's probably a
good thing because it means all that stuff stays down there,
as opposed to it being hodgepodge all over your house.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
I thought the same thing. I'm like, keep it condensed
in this area. The basement is yours. You could have
it all you because if I see any bottle head upstairs,
just randomly, I'll lose it because it's just it's too much.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
The other thing I want to discuss is does he
need me to come over with like a laser level
and a hammer and a nail to like help him
with orientation of something, because like Rufo saw the same
things that don't laugh at me the first time I
walk in his basement and way up like imagine a
big wall and way up in the top left corner
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up against it is just one framed item, just all
the way up in the corner.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
What do you mean he needs like a designer, he.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Needs someone to come in and tell him he needs
some come on. Like it was like, I don't know
if I can do it, but like.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
It's like where the ceiling needs the wall right the
crevice like this picture? Yeah, was it the top once?
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Yeah, it's a picture.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
It's like a picture of Brian Erlek in the top
corner of your house.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
And I'm like, that's where he wants it, but to
be like to be like eye level with the people.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Well, now I'm confused. He wants it up there?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Oh so he had somebody come out and do all this, And.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Now I'm really he's going to fill the whole wall. Yeah, yeah,
inch is going to be covering. It was just the
first piece here.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
So that's the other part of it too, is that
I don't know what you guys saw, but it's not
even close to done. Like every inch of that wall
will be covered, and that doesn't make me happen.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
But also what I'm saying like, yeah, there was like
one picture over here, and then one picture.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Was not done, sir.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
But like I was worried. It's like you would have
some kind of flow, like it's a flow, like you
would start one section, like just do one section.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
No, of course, I mean too.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
When I saw it, I was like, is this But
he's like no, I have to frame this, and I'm
like there's more. It's just it never ends.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
It's not going down like the Big Cubs logo going
down the stairs.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
I'm like, all right, I know he asked my permission
for that. I know, the.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Laundry rooms downstairs, the laun every yeah, it goes to.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
The sports bar.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Just him have a space in the home that's just
for him.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
No, unfortunately, Like so where is all his stuff in
the garage? And it was in our guest room, but
we keep having guests. I don't know how this keeps happening.
So he that little space of his has been taken
over as well. So no, he does not have a space.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
I say, okay, because I do think about them sometimes,
like I think I'll sit in my house and I'll
be like, hmmm, we would have to if I ever
met someone and we moved in together, we would have
to get a new place because I don't know where
all your things would go, because I have all my
things and they're all like everything's perfectly you know, if
you beg at my house, you know, like a tape
measure has come out, like things are exactly where they're
(10:19):
supposed to be, and there's not extra room. There really
wouldn't be any like nothing's coming down to put up
like a picture of your family. So yeah, like I'm
not really concerned with looking at them. So like where
where I don't know where all that stuff would go?
Like where did you want to put your clothes? I
don't have any room for I'm not equipped for that.
Like why don't you get the place next door? And
(10:42):
then you go right back to my theory about a
two home relationships perfect.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
I'm behind that, yeah, especially.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
But see, at least now you're starting like from scratch
with a new space, so you can decide, okay.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Right now this room for everything?
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Yeah, yeah, if it all fits and if it doesn't
go missing.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
But I think the basement is a good idea. I
think just just just sort of delegate or just give
it to them.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
It's all down there there, it is whatever. But you
have your you know, glam room. Yes, an entire room
devoted to your makeup and pictures of Oprah.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Yes, Wendy Williams yeah, and you yes.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
Then you know I have plans for the guest room.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
So yeah, we're gonna change that to crib. No honey, no, honey,
I do want to turn it into like a little
office slash studio because I've outgrown my glamor room now,
so like I nail or closet space, i want like
a walk in vibe. I'm taking the bed out. I've
(11:42):
learned from you. If you have an extra band in
your house, somebody's always gonna be there. So now it's
only one band in my house, and then everything else
would be like shelves.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
So that's my next time.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
But yeah, big Tim, his face is probably in his car. Respect.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
I like it. I first moved here, I got a
guest It's true. I'm like, everyone's gonna want to come
visit me. This is gonna be great. Like basically, nobody
came for three years, and my mom came a couple
of times.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I'm like I'd go for whatever.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
So then I moved and I didn't really have room
for that anymore, so and I kind of want it anymore.
So I got rid of that. And now everybody's like,
what do you mean I can't stay there? I'm like,
I'm not equipped for that. Nope, I'm not equipped for that.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
And by the way I once was, nobody came and
we're too old for the air mattress. We're not doing that.
You're not blowing up an air mattress in my living room.
I mean, we're too old for that. That's what I
use for all my guess that we're too old for that.
Never too old, we're grown.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
You do.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
It's the same way.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Yeah, yeah, I think when you're over forty, you can
get a hotel room when you come see me. And
I don't know why you wouldn't want to have your
own piece. The other thing is, I think around twenty
five is where we stop asking our friends to come
over and paint our homes. Oh, and when we stop
asking our friends to move help us move. I think
around twenty five, like, you know, your first college apartment
(12:54):
are out of your first college apartment, sure, and maybe
your first home, I'll come over, you know, yeah, sure,
I'll come over for some beer and pizza and help
you roll on the paint. And by the way, you
get what you pay for, which is not very good.
But after that, we're not doing.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
That anymore, you know.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
I think twenty five, I would say, is the age
where it's like, no, I'm not no, I'm not free
labor anymore. I'm sorry, I can't help you. Does that
make me a bad person? Maybe it does. I'm not sure.
We welcome back, Paulina.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Thanks guys.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Your home is beautiful. The basement's beautiful too. At least
it's the right teams. You know, He's got the right
teams down.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
There at least, so not do you think I feel,
as a socks fan like walking into that to do
my laundry? You should put your yea yeah, everywhere else
I should, Yeah, you should right on top.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
He gets a whole damn room. You can have a
whole damn room.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
I think that little office you've got there that should
be the socks room.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
That my little socks office.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
There you go, let's do trending stories here in the
second headlines to start your Monday, The Northern Lights. Everybody
was freaking out. Jerry Seinfeld, Taylor Swift fans are furious
and I don't know what these people were thinking. We'll
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a second. The most popular baby name's Gabrielle. I do
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Speaker 7 (14:25):
But I'm bomb girl. You a low down, bow headed
dirty layah oh.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Boy, not a long titles coming.
Speaker 8 (14:35):
Yeah, they talk better than they say. These are the
radio blogs on the French. It's like you're writing in
our diaries, except we say them a lout. We call
them blogs. Klin take it away.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Dear blog.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
So I think I'm gonna add pet sitter to my LinkedIn.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
You guys know I'm very active on LinkedIn.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
My resund girl, Yeah, you're also a big petsitter.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Girl.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
I think I'm a big petsitter girl. So you guys
will remember a couple was it months ago? I don't know,
times flying. I watched Miss Kitty Baby, a friend of
the show's cat, and she just beat me up daily.
And this past weekend I watched one very good older
dog and one very naughty puppy. Okay, And so I
had this. I thought, oh, you know, same little song
(15:20):
and dance. You know, I'll be told where the food is,
where this is what to do. But the day before
I received a pages long collaborative note and you know
on the iPhone how you could do this with a
title Kaylin and the Dogs Apple titled and sections for each.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Dog you know where I can find certain things.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
And at the bottom I noticed there was a behavioral
section where I was to write.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Down anything I noticed.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Can I see thee Oh yeah, let me see the note?
Yeah I did.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
I would just like to see it for the first
I want to share my observation seeing this note for
the first time, like how I would feel if Okay,
Klein and the Dogs okay, lock box, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
How we get in.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
Yeah, let's not say the Cokay, I probably.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
So one name is weller.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Yeah, don't let him jump on you go down to him.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
Yeah, so picture me because I'm a good listener on
all fours, like I can't let you jump on me.
I'm a rule follower when it comes to like other
people's babies.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Had you never met these dogs before?
Speaker 6 (16:25):
No, I know these dogs well, which is why it's
even funnier than I got a multiple questions.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
This looks like a person who's never seen a dog
in her life.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
What is the dog? I'm the person.
Speaker 6 (16:35):
The reason I was like, out, let me watch them
is because I know them, probably the best other than
him the owner.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Okay, so yeah, so this is the This is a
note that Kayleen was given. When you want to let
him outside, ask him to sit and wait before you
even open the door.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
He'll do it, he'll he'll do.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
It good, And he didn't. He's really naughty.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
And then ask him to wait again after you open
go outside and make sure the gates are shut. Ask
him to wait again. If he already he isn't, then
when you're ready, tell him quote good boy, go ahead,
end quote. Oh yeah, no, he each in the morning
between six and nine. Here's another. Oh Greek yogurt spoonful
(17:15):
maybe if he's good.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
He's good, doubtful and princess.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
He's never got never got Greek.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
There's the capital words him here, lowercase words.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
If you want to walk him weller has the thicker harness.
Aelicias are attached the label.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
I've been on many a one mark.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
He's obsessed with looking out windows, blinds closed. Help a little,
don't be afraid to get a little mad at him.
They get water each meal, Oh my god, very food motivate.
So we haven't even gotten to Willie yet.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
No, as it says in the note, yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Oh well he just texted, so he's listening to us. Apparently, Hey,
good morning.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Wow, that's a picture of his no notes not I'm
just kidding. Yeah, let me open this up.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I did.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Why is there an attachment.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Anxiety with him holding your phone?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
I'm not doing anything I shouldn't be doing.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
I mean, I don't have anything to hide.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Just okay, here we go.
Speaker 6 (18:12):
Then he also gave me his mom's number, his sister's number,
and a friend's number in case of emergency.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
You guys, well, not that sweet. I wasn't going the
last line. I'll leave that to you.
Speaker 6 (18:23):
He wasn't going off to war though. He was just
in Vegas with a working phone. So but yeah, it
was it was quite the adventure trying.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
To follow all those rules.
Speaker 6 (18:33):
Wow, and my I did write behavioral notes, you know,
in Kailen fashion. I made them a little sarcastic and funny.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
I hope there was a full report for him.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
There was, I mean, weller ate a burrito he found
off the street. One I caught him with a condom
that he had unwrapped himself and was just holding. I
had to give him the sex talk, and then his
sister reminded me he doesn't have his kahonis, so he
can't have sex you know where you.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Would need one. Yeah, he's he's uh yeah, this.
Speaker 7 (19:04):
Is the same little freaky dog from the tangent. This
is the same freaky dog.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
He also eats like poop and throw up though, So
I wouldn't, you know, hold too much.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Weight if you know, you know about the freaking dogs.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
He had a freaky dog.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
I watched seven I watched seven seven hundred and sixteen
steps in one walk alone, just because I was trying
to tire this dog out.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Oh yeah, it didn't work.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
There's that's a very complete instruction manual, Like my mom
has a laminated thing for the dogs when she leaves,
and she's very specific, but it's only one page. It's
a you know, it's they eat turkey. My mom serves
them turkey burgers for dinner with green beans. But they
have to be grilled because they prefer My mom will
(19:45):
tell you that the dogs prefer the grilled taste.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
The grill marks on there, and I kid you not.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
She goes to you know, Sam's Club, Costco whatever, and
probably monthly, and she buys like sixty these things at
a time, and it doesn't matter if it's one hundred
and twenty degrees in Arizona. She goes outside and she
grills like sixty these things at a time and then
individually bags them and freezes them and so they and
they have to be warmed up a little, like they
(20:12):
can't because she'll move them from the freezer of the
refrigerator so they're thawed.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
But then they have to go in the microwave.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
And I want to say, it's like twenty four seconds,
Like it's not thirty, it's not seventeen, it's like twenty.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
It has to be and because apparently they won't.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Apparently dogs won't eat food unless it's properly seasoned and cooked.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
Wow, shout out to the type A dog owners, your
pet owners, because y'all are real.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
I could never I've also.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Seen one of these dogs eat trash, so I feel
quite confident that he will eat whatever's in front of him.
But anyway, so yeah, okay, Well, I appreciate the thoughtfulness.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
Yeah, I mean, I I do well with direction, but
I mean I barely got through the note.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
It's longer than the cheesecake factory medium.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
There's an ad in there too.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
You for a jeweler, right right in the middle of
a note, just like the cheesecake factory. All right, well, jesus,
everything's did you get like a good grade?
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Is he back?
Speaker 5 (21:11):
He's back.
Speaker 7 (21:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
He came back in the middle of the night, though,
so so.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
You're not sure if everything is up to standard.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
He did let me know that one of the dogs
threw up their dinner in.
Speaker 8 (21:19):
The middle of the night.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
I was the right temperature, just in.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Time for you to clean it up, he says. I'm
back to work.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I saw it last night.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
That's actually been there for a couple of days. We're
not doing it waiting by the phone is new and
next Fred show.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Order a fresh shows.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
All right, the honorable cake a leak is here, judge
keeky take it away.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
All right, let's step into the courtroom.
Speaker 7 (21:48):
The gabble has been hit, it says it.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Gavel that wasn't on your phone?
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Wasn't No, no, no, okay, it's my actual.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Gable right No like you used to hit the phone,
I've evolved.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
I needed my phone.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
That's how would you watch TikTok with the gavel through it?
Speaker 5 (22:10):
I couldn't do that. So all right, let's get into
the court room.
Speaker 7 (22:13):
It says, Hey, ki KEI, please don't judge me girl, okay, judged?
Speaker 5 (22:19):
All right, sorry, here we go.
Speaker 7 (22:21):
But I've been keeping a huge secret from my daughter
and I need advice on if I should tell her.
Right after my husband and I got married, we tried
for two years to conceive and we're unsuccessful. However, while
on a girl's trip to Cabo, I had a one
night stand with the bartender at my resort, and I
found out a few months later that I was pregnant.
(22:41):
My husband and I welcomed the baby girl, and I
never told anyone.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
About my name him Maria.
Speaker 7 (22:51):
Oh my god, yeah, she says, although I always kept
in touch with the bartender.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Fast forward to now.
Speaker 7 (23:01):
My entire world got turned upside down when my husband
confronted me about my secret. Somehow he got into my
email and read through years of messages between me and
my daughter's real father, the bartender. My husband filed for
divorce and is now threatening to tell our thirteen year
old daughter about my secret. I feel like it will
ruin her. My husband is the only father she's ever known.
(23:23):
What do you think I should do? Should I come
clean to my daughter?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
That ball headed lady?
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Girl? Low down? Start it ball.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Girl?
Speaker 5 (23:35):
You are wild, honey, let me see you.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Well, I gotta work this one out with you. Keith. Well,
first of all, what do you think well?
Speaker 7 (23:42):
I mean, if she ever has heard the French show constitution,
this is not cheating responsibly?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
No responsible?
Speaker 7 (23:51):
Yeah, yes, because girl, if you go to Cabo, look,
do your thing, but you don't let your thing come
back home to the US. And now you have this,
this whole secret, because I'm gonna just keep it real.
If it was me, I would have never spoken to
that bartender again.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Fred Show is on Friend's Fun Fact.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Fred fun.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Works so much, so much.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Right here sides that you're right here getting ready to
look over here.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
You're looking over here.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
My girl is bag.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Yes she is back. Ladies and gentlemen, what stores on
my phone?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Now?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Guys?
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Did you know that a giraffe can clean its own
ears with its twenty one inch tongue?
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Whoa, that's right? Blue? What Caitlyn? What? What?
Speaker 5 (24:51):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Go ahead?
Speaker 5 (24:52):
No, I got nothing to say about a thirteen inch
or how long it?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Want? Twenty one?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
You want?
Speaker 5 (24:57):
Yeah? Got one?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Do you think?
Speaker 3 (25:01):
As she downloads Hinge tries to get a giraffe matched
with a giraffe as she gets a Brookfield Zoo membership
lifetime membership, a giraffe can clean its ears with its
twenty one inch tongue, which is kind of gross.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Yeah, it's a lot of gross.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Like I get the dogs have to like clean themselves.
A lot of animals have to clean themselves. And because
it wouldn't you know, they don't take showers, it wouldn't
get clean otherwise. But like that's that's not great, you know,
Like I always think a cat's life would be a
good life, especially like my mom's cat. My mom's cat
lives like a Both of them live like princes, you know,
(25:40):
the finest linens, and nothing's off limits, you know whatever.
They got clean their own butthole, you know what I mean.
And it's like they eat well everything I clean their
own buttole like that's not great, no is it?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
If you your own butt with my tongue, not more.
You've got some wait. Fread's show is.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
On the Hottest Morning Showing.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Good Morning everyone, Monday, May thirteenth. The Fread Show's on
Paulina's back.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Yay, welcome back, Pee.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Hey, thanks guys, Hi, Kaitlin, Hey, Hi, Jason Brown, Hi,
Rufiyllo Hiking Morning Showbiz is here in turn Venham Benjamin
waiting by the phone is new and creepy and weird.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Next, we may have to call the authorities after you
hear this, Why does somebody get ghosted? Will investigate the
entertainment report After that, what do you have k.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
Someone left the roast of Tom Brady with a piece
of glass in their cheek.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
I'll tell you how that.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Happens, damn, and who the culprit was.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
Which not hard to guess.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
I shouldn't surprise you at all. All that's coming up
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