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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So my wheels have been spinning since waiting by the
phone from the vault. What would you say should be
on the anti boner playlist? Because that's what this guy,
I mean, Phil Collins, you know, to try and get
it going. And look, I like some I like some strange,
yacht rockish kind of eighties nine pop music. I didn't
ask you reveal, and so it really didn't need any
(00:22):
feedback from you on that. So I admit it. Though,
I admit that, but it's not going on like Bruce
Hornsby's not coming on when the ladies come over, you
know what I mean. I put on something more contemporary,
But I mean, what would you guys? And I'm just
curious eight five five five nine three five, Like you're
at you're you're at some guy's house or some lady's
house and things are about to go down and and
(00:42):
this comes up. And this actually happened to me. It
is a real life story. I was at a woman's house.
She lit a candle, turned the music on, and the
song that came on.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
It's a real story. Did she have maturely.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, rose and had arm hair too, But it's fine,
it doesn't matter. But I mean honestly this and like
I like my man part just entered into my body,
like like it was cold or something. I couldn't perform
under these conditions. No, you know I couldn't. So this
came on. I mean, what, Kiki, what would it take
(01:26):
for you? You know Big Tim is trying to get
it going, and you know he picks the music.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
You know, I'm not a music girl.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I'm not a music and I don't know how y'all
do that because you know, I don't pay for subscriptions.
So you turn on my iHeart Radio, it's going to
play a song and it's an AD.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Podcast. Yeah, talking like I don't want to there. Yeah
you got what I called you in the middle of it.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
But yeah, I can't do the music because I and
then I feel like I got to.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Stay on beat with whatever song is. That's that's true
the music.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
If the music's on, I do feel like a pressure
to sort of like be rhythmic with it, which and
I'm not rhythmic.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
So yeah, no, no music. We'll come to mind for it.
For you guys, if it came on, you'd be like.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
No anything abba, Like I'm I'm trys Haarah.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Sad.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, I mean like I would say.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Dancing Green if this came on, Yes.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Like, if this came on, I just music except this.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I'm like, why are we seeing your frogs all the time? Play?
Why are we engage party?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Agement party or night before her wedding party? Why am
I holding up Calin's friends like their weekend at Burners?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Thank you for that? You did, big one? I did?
I did.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
That worked out well for me, So I don't know
what really, guys, I think for.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Me it'd be and I love Selene, but what is
that one song that she sings for Titanic heart.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Will go Titanic thing? We're doing it? Really? Any Selene cry,
I wouldn't have the sex. I cry she's oh boy,
you just pissed off Trevor. I know, I'm sorry. Trevor.
Are one of the suits that we like. He's not
doing anything sad beneath my wings like any of that?
I cry already? Good pet Middler gets me a little,
(03:24):
It doesn't.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Kisses would really get me out of the mid Butterfly
kisses Titanic theme song?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
You know this comes on, I would say, any I
would start singing any Selene's gonna be a problem for me.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Or like, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yeah, oh now, I would just want to do a performance.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Let's just play this whole thing. Yes to break, thank you,
I said.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
I cleared an entire bar out when we put this.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
On the juke box, She's saying Beauty and the Beast too,
is it?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Or tale so old as time? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
This was on and I'm like, oh god, yeah, I
gotta go. I've never made love. I wouldn't know what
that is. Anyway you're doing this?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah, this is.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
No.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I can't do it. Gavin, Hey, Gavin, how you doing?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Man?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
What's up brien?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Gavin? What happened with the music?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
So I don't really do hooked up anymore because of
this exact reason. But the first time that I had,
like went out and had a hund up with a
check at the bar and everything whatever. We go back
to her place and we start to get done, and
she starts playing Christian rock lug.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Oh yeah, oh boy, oh yes, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Confute because I feel like they're ironic almost.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
But I mean, Jesus, Jesus loves you even when you're
having premarital sex.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
From what I told, God made us. Yeah, I know the.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
World lived or whatever, but I just feel right, Yeah,
he's have to do a lot of forgiveness over here.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
You got morals, Yeah, you might need to give me
some of those titles so I can go listen to
that Christian rock music.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I could use some of that in my life. So anyway, man,
it was just a killer. It was very horizon. Just
you weren't able to perform under those conditions. I mean,
yeah it was. Yeah, I mean you did, you did.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I mean you made it work, but like it wasn't ideal.
It wasn't an ideal playing field, that's what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, No, I definitely made it work, but it wasn't
It wasn't something I was proud of after.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
No, I hear that.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Didn't really I didn't say a worn't acting the whole
thing that.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I shoot or shoot you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Players play and sometimes it's not ideal, but you still
have to power.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah you do.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Absolutely No, It's exactly right, Gavin. You You're a true
American hero. Okay, have a great day, love you perfect.
Make hold on a second, Hey Mark, Hey Mark, turn
your radio down. Turn your radio down, Mark, How you doing?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Bro? I'm good.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Hey, great, what's the Anti Boner Jam twenty twenty four playlist?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
What will be on there? He sweat, make it last forever?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah, well, if you're with me, then it ain't gonna
last forever. So I can assure you.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
That exactly exactly.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I need to be a shorter song than that. But okay,
all right, Mark, Yeah, I got it. Thank you, have
a good day DMX. Someone said, oh, yeah, no I
do music either, Kiki, but I do have anime in
the background.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Oh okay, John Week in the background.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
No, go ahead, yeah, actually you have more a show
next up.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Wake up like