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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I found out this week that I missed a friend
of mine having a whole ass baby what I mean, Okay,
so are they really a friend or well, I'm wonder
how good of a friend I So this woman is, well,
(00:22):
she's she's one of my like a doctor that I
go to, like, she's a dermatologist. And we became friends
that way because I just cold went in there one
day to get my everything checked out, and boy did
they check I mean magnifying glass in hand, and I
hadn't been in a while, and I was a little
surprised at you know, where we were looking. We were
looking everywhere. We were looking places I've never seen, which
(00:44):
is what they're supposed to do, I guess. But anyway,
and then like halfway through this thing, she's like, hey,
are those waiting by the phone's reel? And I'm like, lady,
you got a magnifying glass in your hand and you're
looking at every anyway. I'm like, my god, the true
stories I do, the whole spheel, the whole thing. She's like, God,
those things are crazy. Anyway, So I don't know, I
(01:06):
guess we started like talking and something, and then somehow
we kind of became like friendly, and so I don't
even know if this is like are you allowed to
be friends with your doctor? I hope so you should
think so, I think so. I mean it's not like
anyway so much. She's a married lady and stuff. She's
very pretty. But part of me is like, you know,
(01:27):
I'm the fairest fair here, take it all off, let's
see what we're work. I mean, you've seen mine, let
me see yours, you know, just just so we're on
an even playing field here. And I don't even mean
that's actually I just mean like this is an unfair
advantage across the table here. You've seen mine, I haven't
seen yours. It's not fair, you know what I mean. Yeah,
I don't think she's gonna go for that, but anyway,
(01:48):
so yeah, we became like friends, and then we've had
a couple of times and I don't know, like just
in social various people anyway, So I saw her maybe
ten months ago and she would get ready for a trip,
a long trip, and then she went away, and then
like we're Instagram friends and so you know, you know,
(02:09):
like I feel like a lot of people these days,
we keep up with them on social like it's sadly,
it seems like it's almost as good as talking to them,
but we don't have to talk to them because we
know what they're doing because we see it on the thing,
Like I heard from a lot of people yesterday who
I haven't heard from it a long time, but I
somehow work. I was caught up on their lives because
of that. Anyway, So she messaged me about something this
(02:31):
week last week, and I was like, oh, hey, you know,
how are things We got to catch up. I want
to hear about your trip, which I which I just
realized now was eight months ago, Like I just it
just time had gone by that. I guess it's winter
and whatever it's time goes my fast. And so she's like, oh,
you know, just been you know, mess with little mess
over here and I'm like what, And then a picture
pops up of a baby. I'm like, who had a baby?
(02:55):
She goes me like what? She goes what, I was
pregnant when I saw you less, but I didn't tell anyone.
I didn't really know. And then I guess she doesn't
post a lot about it because I don't. I don't know.
She doesn't have to. She was private about it, so
she didn't post about it. I didn't see her. She
has a baby. I missed the whole thing. I didn't
(03:15):
know she was pregnant. I didn't know she had the baby.
I didn't know what baby existed, you know. So I
got send the gift over there now, But it's like
I missed a whole ass baby, Like how do you
do that? I mean, I know it's not hard to
go eight months without talking to someone. I mean we're friends.
We're not best friends, right, you know, she's married, she's
got her life and work and I have mine or whatever.
(03:36):
But have you ever had this happen? Have you ever
like snapped in this like I don't know, like how
you doing with? How are you and so and so doing?
Oh we got divorced? Right? Like why my friend? Or
something like why you got divorced? When did that happen?
I mean I've had that happen before. White catch up
with someone and I'm like, hey, man, how's Sean doing well?
Sheterd on me with his assistant and then it changed
(03:59):
the on me and I was sitting on the door.
It's like, uh, what, I don't know if you guys?
I mean, I feel like an awful, awful person, don't.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Feel awful you didn't know, and because she was private too.
On top of that, But you know how I get
about my friends, right, there's levels or there's categorization there.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
This is where I'll agree with Polya.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yes, because you guys aren't besties, right, I don't even
know what level of friendship you guys really have to me.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
You guys are just like acquaintances.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
When I see you, I see you, I'll say hi
when the time happens. You get what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
No, I think there's like care there, right, but we
don't know. I mean, I guess I didn't go out.
You guys don't share life events. It doesn't feel like
for me. I guess I would have been really sort
of engaged in that if I had known. And I
think the only way I would have known is if
she'd posted a picture of it, which she didn't, for
you know, to keep it private reasons. Yeah, And so
(04:48):
it's like, I guess what I'm saying is I we're
all relying on social media too much to know what
the hell people in our lives are doing. And if
it doesn't happen on social media, then I don't think
it happened. Fact, I don't know if this baby's real. Oh,
I think I need to see it. I think this
is all just a ruse of some kind. I can't
(05:11):
believe I missed a whole ass baby, and I don't know.
I guess I thought I was hoping one of you
would say, oh, yeah, that happened to me once. What
I But no, apparently not. So I need to be
a better friend, is what we've learned. And and you've
never missed a whole ass anything.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I'm not opposite, Like I I corner people when I
just suspect that they're pregnant and they don't want.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
To tell people yet, Like I just have a sense,
like I'm just like, I know you're pregnant, and my friends.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Are like, up, but you're not supposed to do that, right, Well,
I mean my friends like are like, yeah, I am,
don't tell anyone. I can just tell Ruvio you're pregnant,
aren't you? No? Oh you're not me?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Yeah, yeah, you know you're you know you're pregnant me No, yeah, okay,
if someone pregnant, you.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Don't post anything.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I saw some baby.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
You hand me a baby. Hey, it's mine. It happened
I found out this week that I missed a friend
of mine having a whole ass baby what I mean, Okay,
so are they really a friend or well, I'm wonder
how good of a friend I So this woman is, well,
(00:22):
she's she's one of my like a doctor that I
go to, like, she's a dermatologist. And we became friends
that way because I just cold went in there one
day to get my everything checked out, and boy did
they check I mean magnifying glass in hand, and I
hadn't been in a while, and I was a little
surprised at you know, where we were looking. We were
looking everywhere. We were looking places I've never seen, which
(00:44):
is what they're supposed to do, I guess. But anyway,
and then like halfway through this thing, she's like, hey,
are those waiting by the phone's reel? And I'm like, lady,
you got a magnifying glass in your hand and you're
looking at every anyway. I'm like, my god, the true
stories I do, the whole spheel, the whole thing. She's like, God,
those things are crazy. Anyway, So I don't know, I
(01:06):
guess we started like talking and something, and then somehow
we kind of became like friendly, and so I don't
even know if this is like are you allowed to
be friends with your doctor? I hope so you should
think so, I think so. I mean it's not like
anyway so much. She's a married lady and stuff. She's
very pretty. But part of me is like, you know,
(01:27):
I'm the fairest fair here, take it all off, let's
see what we're work. I mean, you've seen mine, let
me see yours, you know, just just so we're on
an even playing field here. And I don't even mean
that's actually I just mean like this is an unfair
advantage across the table here. You've seen mine, I haven't
seen yours. It's not fair, you know what I mean. Yeah,
I don't think she's gonna go for that, but anyway,
(01:48):
so yeah, we became like friends, and then we've had
a couple of times and I don't know, like just
in social various people anyway, So I saw her maybe
ten months ago and she would get ready for a trip,
a long trip, and then she went away, and then
like we're Instagram friends and so you know, you know,
(02:09):
like I feel like a lot of people these days,
we keep up with them on social like it's sadly,
it seems like it's almost as good as talking to them,
but we don't have to talk to them because we
know what they're doing because we see it on the thing,
Like I heard from a lot of people yesterday who
I haven't heard from it a long time, but I
somehow work. I was caught up on their lives because
of that. Anyway, So she messaged me about something this
(02:31):
week last week, and I was like, oh, hey, you know,
how are things We got to catch up. I want
to hear about your trip, which I which I just
realized now was eight months ago, Like I just it
just time had gone by that. I guess it's winter
and whatever it's time goes my fast. And so she's like, oh,
you know, just been you know, mess with little mess
over here and I'm like what, And then a picture
pops up of a baby. I'm like, who had a baby?
(02:55):
She goes me like what? She goes what, I was
pregnant when I saw you less, but I didn't tell anyone.
I didn't really know. And then I guess she doesn't
post a lot about it because I don't. I don't know.
She doesn't have to. She was private about it, so
she didn't post about it. I didn't see her. She
has a baby. I missed the whole thing. I didn't
(03:15):
know she was pregnant. I didn't know she had the baby.
I didn't know what baby existed, you know. So I
got send the gift over there now, But it's like
I missed a whole ass baby, Like how do you
do that? I mean, I know it's not hard to
go eight months without talking to someone. I mean we're friends.
We're not best friends, right, you know, she's married, she's
got her life and work and I have mine or whatever.
(03:36):
But have you ever had this happen? Have you ever
like snapped in this like I don't know, like how
you doing with? How are you and so and so doing?
Oh we got divorced? Right? Like why my friend? Or
something like why you got divorced? When did that happen?
I mean I've had that happen before. White catch up
with someone and I'm like, hey, man, how's Sean doing well?
Sheterd on me with his assistant and then it changed
(03:59):
the on me and I was sitting on the door.
It's like, uh, what, I don't know if you guys?
I mean, I feel like an awful, awful person, don't.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Feel awful you didn't know, and because she was private too.
On top of that, But you know how I get
about my friends, right, there's levels or there's categorization there.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
This is where I'll agree with Polya.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yes, because you guys aren't besties, right, I don't even
know what level of friendship you guys really have to me.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
You guys are just like acquaintances.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
When I see you, I see you, I'll say hi
when the time happens. You get what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
No, I think there's like care there, right, but we
don't know. I mean, I guess I didn't go out.
You guys don't share life events. It doesn't feel like
for me. I guess I would have been really sort
of engaged in that if I had known. And I
think the only way I would have known is if
she'd posted a picture of it, which she didn't, for
you know, to keep it private reasons. Yeah, And so
(04:48):
it's like, I guess what I'm saying is I we're
all relying on social media too much to know what
the hell people in our lives are doing. And if
it doesn't happen on social media, then I don't think
it happened. Fact, I don't know if this baby's real. Oh,
I think I need to see it. I think this
is all just a ruse of some kind. I can't
(05:11):
believe I missed a whole ass baby, and I don't know.
I guess I thought I was hoping one of you
would say, oh, yeah, that happened to me once. What
I But no, apparently not. So I need to be
a better friend, is what we've learned. And and you've
never missed a whole ass anything.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I'm not opposite, Like I I corner people when I
just suspect that they're pregnant and they don't want.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
To tell people yet, Like I just have a sense,
like I'm just like, I know you're pregnant, and my friends.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Are like, up, but you're not supposed to do that, right, Well,
I mean my friends like are like, yeah, I am,
don't tell anyone. I can just tell Ruvio you're pregnant,
aren't you? No? Oh you're not me?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Yeah, yeah, you know you're you know you're pregnant me No, yeah, okay,
if someone pregnant, you.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Don't post anything.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I saw some baby.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
You hand me a baby. Hey, it's mine. It happened
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