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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Order the fresh show. It's Kiki's court. Honor in the court.
Honor in the court.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
I tell you, honor in the court.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Baby, all right, all rise, the honorable Keiki Makeitho's here.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Judge Kiki, thank you.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
He got the gavel out. Yes, yeah, right, let's hear it.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
You were trying to do a math equation before ed
Sheeran over here with your two plus two equals nine
or something like that.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Yeah, and you know, after I thought about that, it
really has nothing to do with this case.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
But let's get into it.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
So your teas earlier had nothing to do with anything.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Not really, Okay, all right, okay, today's case.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
It says, hey, KIKEI my name is Danny and I've
been living with my roommate for over two years now.
When we first moved in, we decided to split the
cost of everything straight down the middle. However, for the
last six months, his boyfriend has been staying over more
and more frequently. It went from one night a week
to him staying the full weekend and now he's here

(01:01):
every damn day.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
So we just paid our rent for May.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
But I did ask my roommate, hey, if your partner
is going to be here so much, shouldn't we now
split the cost three ways? He got really offended and
accuse me of bringing random guys home. Our fight blew up.
So now I've decided to move out. At the end
of the month, I will be breaking the lease and
I will not be telling either of them. Since he's
so drunk in love, they can figure out the bills together.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Am I wrong?

Speaker 4 (01:29):
I mean, he basically moved in another guy and wants
me to just accept it at pay half.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Damn well, I'm a great roommate. I feel that I'm
also a pushover. But what ended up happening is I
didn't move out. I absolutely did. This was I had
the choice to stay and renew the least I was
luckily towards the end of it, but I was like, I'd.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Rather go with Marta and go back home.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
Don't have a third roommate that I didn't really ask
for because my roommate got into a relationship with you know,
his partner at that time.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
So you got another person living there.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Basically, yeah, and so now you have to your common
space now has was one more person in it, the kitchen,
living roomania they may stay in the bedroom or whatever.
It was did you guys have your own bathrooms?

Speaker 6 (02:12):
No?

Speaker 5 (02:12):
And the breaking point was I had to get ready
to go to a work events and boyfriend is taking
a shower.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Oh no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
That triggered me.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Oh okay, So you guys are the jury eight five, five, five,
nine one three five call now you can text the
same number.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
But Kiki, what would be your initial ruling?

Speaker 4 (02:28):
I mean, Danny, I feel like it is not wrong
at all for being upset about this. Like you, you know,
we've all probably been in a situations like this where
someone is coming over. It's supposed to be for one day,
and then it turns into a week, and then it
turns into months. Like you can't just bring your partner
in the house and think that's okay.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
So I totally agree with Danny.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
But you know, I'm a very reputable judge actually just
handled the edge hearing case.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
So I have to go by the law.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Get reputable. Yeah, yeah, you know you have a crush
on him. Yeah, and he also won, so yeah, reputable
is the word?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yes, And would you go by the law, Danny?

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Legally, you can't break this lease without finding someone else
to take over your portion of the payment.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Legally, so he's wrong there.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
But morally and like just bro code, he's absolutely right
to get out of there.

Speaker 7 (03:16):
You can.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
You can't move your partner in and just let them
stay with us. That's not cool. But at the same time,
you're saying legally, the other person legally doesn't owe anything.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
He's not on the lease at all. Right, But after
you're saying legally.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
I mean, depending on what state you're in, after you
stay somewhere Rufio for so long, if you start getting
mail at my address, you need to be paying a bill.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yes, I know you don't.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Don't tell Mike mchannic about that radio.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
And for those who don't know you, Jason, you met
him on an app right, and then basically the next
day moved in and never left. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (03:55):
I met him first at his house and then basically
never left and slowly move my stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
He never invited me.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
I could give you lesbian see definitely giving lesbian.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
At this point, are you guys common law married? Is
that a thing?

Speaker 9 (04:06):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Unfortunately? The state that we're in is in common law.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Oh okay, yeah, unfortunately, meaning if he breaks up with
you, you leave with nothing. You can't take half of his stuff,
it's not yours unfortunately. Yeah, I mean I don't know
by the whole break in the lease leaving thing, but
what is the recourse, Like, what do you do if
your roommate moves somebody in? I mean I feel like
you almost have to have an agree, like you have

(04:30):
your lease, and then I feel like you almost need
to have a contract between you and your roommate that
stipulates what what you can and can do as a roommate,
because I don't think you're protected. I mean, I think
the other person can kind of do that and there's
not much I don't know that there's much you can
do about it.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Yeah, legally, I mean, once he's there, it's like you
could just hang out here and I'm paying the cable
bill or I'm paying the you know, the light dealing
here and your boyfriend is just sitting up watching Netflix
on my brother's accounts, the.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Only one allowed to.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Exactly. You can't get to see it too. Hey, good morning,
good morning. Hi. So, just to recap here in Kiki's court,
this dude is upset because his roommate has brought another
man in who essentially lives there at their apartment now,
So there's the third person not paying for anything but
taking up all his space. Dude wants to break the

(05:22):
lease and just get out. Don't really blame him, but
what do you think.

Speaker 10 (05:27):
I say that, yes, leave or have done me. I
had the same situation with my roommate where she her
boyfriend was basically living with us. He was cooking, showering
in the shower, and he shared the showers just the
same way. I confronted and say, hey, if he's there
in the room, fine, but could he at least up
with the election throw the water because he's showering and

(05:49):
using everything in the kitchen. She said no, that it
was basically like she it was her herself doing everything.

Speaker 11 (05:56):
I'm like, it's not the same as the third person.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
So she has.

Speaker 10 (06:00):
She ended up moving in with his parents and him
because she didn't want to help pay the water the
electric bill.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Okay, might be crazy.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah, I mean yeah, but I don't know. I don't
know what you Thank you, Manda, by the way, I
don't know what you do. By the way, my lawyer
friend just said I'd cool it with the legally if
I were the radio station's lawyer. Oh so I guess,
I guess we're not we're not giving legal advice. Do
we have to say that? Do we have to have
a disclaimer now before our little segment that says this
is not actual legal advice?

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Well, I thought was.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
I'm gonna know that was implied by the speakers, the
morons who were saying the court. I think right, someone
just texted to its order in the court.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah, we knew. Okay, this whole thing is not real.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
No one's going to jail at the end of this Okay,
And anything you hear on this show is not to
be considered actual legal advice.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Hey, Danny, Hey, hey, thank you so much.

Speaker 9 (06:57):
What you want to say, so really quick, Danny should
check the lease because actually the landlord do not allow
you to have someone suddenly stay. Everyone that is in
the apartment, that is sleeping in that apartment has to
be on the leaf.

Speaker 8 (07:12):
If they are not a.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Child, see they're okay, so you are kind of protected.

Speaker 8 (07:16):
Then correct, correct, so that he should read the lease
because then he probably has the option of getting out
or getting the person added to the lease and having
to pay, which is only fair.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Okact Yeah, no, I agree, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Danny will probably have a good day.

Speaker 10 (07:32):
Guys, yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
I still like the idea that maybe and you too
have a good day. But I like the idea that
you you have like a separate agreement about you know,
I don't know just who's going to pay what? I mean,
just get it all in writing, like who's going to
pay what? Who's what are the ground rules for guests?
Since I don't know, I feel like that might be smart.
I haven't had a roommate in a very long time.
But I mean, somebody could really make your life hell

(07:54):
if they you know, with whatever they're doing. It could
be within their their rights, yeah, as a tenant, but
yet it doesn't make your life very good. Hey Carrie, Hey, Hi,
good morning. So you're a landlord, so what say? What
say you?

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Carrie?

Speaker 10 (08:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (08:10):
So Anna?

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Oh where'd you go?

Speaker 11 (08:15):
Yeah? So, in order to break a lease, only one
person can't do it by themselves. Both people, on the
least need to sign off, so they both agree, and
then the one that's remaining has to qualify financially in
order for a new lease to be drawn off totally
without the other person.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Oh huh, all right, so this guy, he may say,
I mean, I don't know, you got a court on
this I'm here, we go more legal stuff because I
don't know what you do. Because the other guy obviously
doesn't have a problem what he's doing because he's got
his due over there and they're doing their deal right.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
But clearly his guy, his boyfriend doesn't have any money
to contribute, so he probably won't reach the income.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
That he needs to do it by hisself.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
So he's trying to hold Danny into this roommate situation
when Danny just wants out.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
But even if he were paying, still didn't sign up
for another roommate exactly, even if this dude were throwing cash,
I'd be like, wait a minute, I we picked this
place based on two people, not three, right, I think, Yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (09:10):
Yeah, the one guy that would the one guy that
wants to leave, he can leave. He'd still be on
the leaf. And if the other two decided not pay
their rent, then when they go to a viction court,
eventually that one guy is still financialist funds and he's
still will be getting a victim even though he doesn't
live there anyone on his record.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
I want a mess, Carrie, thank you, have a good day,
Thank you, glad you called, love you too.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Hey, I Emily, good morning.

Speaker 9 (09:35):
Good morning, how are you guys?

Speaker 10 (09:36):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Great, thanks for calling. So this happen to you.

Speaker 7 (09:40):
Yes, in college, I lived in a townhouse with two
girlfriends and a guy friend, and the guy friend moved
in his girlfriend and we were so sick of like,
you know, she would shower there, she would use our cable,
but actually reported it to the leasing office and they
were able to get involved and help me break my leave.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
Okay, did they cause problems with you and your roommates?

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Like moving forward? We're there and it was.

Speaker 7 (10:06):
Definitely awkward or like not friends anymore unfortunately. But at
the same time, I was like, you know what, you
gotta do, what you gotta do. You know, you have
no money when you're in college, so if you're paying
take another forget that.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
At that point, guys, I don't think you're that's not
a very good friend anymore either.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
It's like the friendship probably over.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Like you you don't have you're not even considered enough
to respect my living space, right, So I don't think
I'm worried about the friendship at a certain point because
that person obviously is not you know, the least been
concerned with you.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Thank you. Emily. Have a good day.

Speaker 7 (10:40):
Absolutely, have a good day.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Glad you called.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Hey Shay, good morning, Hi, good morning, Hi Sha. What
what should we do here? Kiki's cord? What's going to
you get the final say?

Speaker 6 (10:50):
All right? So honestly, she needs to either get on
the lease or they need to both get out, you know.
And that's just how I feel about it. It's Karen
hard having one roommate, so their partner as well, that's
that's a bit it can.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Get a bit annoying.

Speaker 6 (11:06):
Yes, so I think that personally, you know, she should
be respectful and say, hey, let me pay something. I
know I'm here longer than I said I would be,
you know, and he should you know, obviously the roommate,
he's not doing something right him and his girlfriend because.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
The other guy's playing.

Speaker 6 (11:23):
So you know, either yeah, they either get out or
she signs the least too.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Yeah, thank you, Shay, have a good day. I have
a solution, by the way, this is simple. Just get
that guy from the internet that the bond the Bill
Bondsman guy, you know, the one who like shows up
and tries to take people to court because they didn't
pay their their bond. Like the guy that wears the
flak jacket, you know what I'm talking about. He's like
this white dude and he wears like a bulletproof vest,
but he's not really a cop. Get him to show

(11:52):
up and take care of it. There's also the dude,
the black dude that does it with cars. Have you
ever seen him? Yeah, and he shows up, but I
think they're fake. It's like him his niece the car
and he showed up and it's like mister personality right,
like you know what, I'm just going to get my
car and the person he's not. Oh yeah, there's just
one of those two people from TikTok. We'll solve all
your kit one of them over there, and then that

(12:13):
TikTok to the rescue. It's all good.

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