May 21, 2024 • 30 mins
During today's show, we learned not to mess with wild animals, Keke is trying not to get scammed at the mechanic, and Paulina stopped giving a f***
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Guys, this is sad story this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I hate to start the show with a sad story,
but an Alaska man. But here's the thing. If you
listen to the show, this would never have happened. We
just discussed this. But in Alaska man made an attempt
to take pictures of two newborn moose calves.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
What do you think happened? He's no longer with us?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Oh wow?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
When the calve's mother attacked a seventy year old man,
gored him or kicked him or whatever moose do.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Nonetheless, the things didn't go well.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
The moose charged after the man because it got too
close to the babies, and the guy, unfortunately is no
longer with us, passed away. The moose left the area,
but the investigation is ongoing. Yeah, I think we know.
I think that murderer moose is on the loose, and
I don't think we're going to find him.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
But want to tell you something.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
You know how I feel about being able to reason
with wild animals, and I believe that I can. But
I said, if you see a wild animal with babies.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
You're done. You're done. You're done.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
If you're out here, you're on a reason with wild
animals and you and you happen to stumble upon one
with babies, it's over And I don't blame them. They're
going to defend their offspring. Do not take pictures, do no,
Papa Rozzi. We're not reasoning, we're not doing anything. If
we see wild animals with babies, we are running the
other way.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Is that not the most obvious thing? Oh you can't
reason with that? No, no, because they're immediately going into
protective mode, as they should. All right, so this is
not that. This is not the time to have a chat. Plus,
the little babies don't even probably know had to reason yet,
they haven't been taught. That got it?
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Do you think you could have reasoned with that ball
that got that woman who was trying to pack her
stuff up at the beach?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Did you see that video that was going around?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Oh what happened?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Oh my god?
Speaker 5 (01:42):
They were telling everyone to get out of the area,
and this one woman a Taurus. I don't know if
it was Spain or Mexico, but she wouldn't listen. And
what do you think happened? She got gord And everyone's
standing around like watching, But it's like, do you save
that person?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Who's ignorant enough to not leave, you know what I mean.
But you used to also watch it happen. It's like, yeah,
you also.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Got to understand that I'm not out here trying to
reason with wild animals like I'm not like if I
see I'm not trying if I'm out because you know,
I'm often taking my flirty works out the walks out
in the forest, and if I see a wild animal,
I'm trying to avoid him or her. But if I
were to accidentally stumble upon one, now that's when the
reasoning comes in. And that's where it's say, hey, my bad.
(02:27):
You know I didn't mean that. I realized this is
your area and I didn't mean to come into it,
and I'm sorry about that, and I'm gonna go ahead
and head out, you know. And then you use this
real quickly, like a little chat. But if the babies
are there, you're gonna wind up like this guy, it's
not good. You don't think you could I kick. I
feel like you could when you're out doing your flirty
walks in the forest. I feel like I feel like
you you add like a bear or like a mountain
(02:48):
lion or something. I feel like you all could chat
it up and be like, hey, I'm Kiki. You know
you probably see my TikTok video, right, but don't try
and make a TikTok video.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
That's the moral of the story. That's not the time.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Well it is the time, because if you don't go out,
you know, you might as well go out with a
viral moment.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
You know.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Why would I get all the way out there with
the bear and waste our time?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
No, I got to get the content. But yeah, I don't.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
I don't recommend going in wild places with wild animals.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Like, there's a lot of places for us to go.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
There's a lot of roads, there's nightclubs, it's buildings. You know,
we got a lot of restaurants. Go somewhere else. Stop
messing with wild animals. Now, I don't like a deer.
That's the one animal I feel like I would try
to square up with. I don't like deers super so
you would square up with, Yes, I feel like that's
(03:36):
the one animal like I would on site. I can't
stand a deer because they're always in the road, ghosts
over there, like you know, we put this road here,
like this used to be your land. I understand have
to downsize, and you got downsize, So why are you
running in the middle of the road. I just hate
a deer. Oh yeah, I hate deers.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I have a whole good news stories too about how
they had to change a road around just to accommodate
wild animals because we went and built a freeway right
in the middle of their habitat.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
Everybody got a downsize. Yes, it's the economy, you know.
And look, okay, we all been affected.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
All right, Well that's I don't think I would square
up with the deer again.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I'm not trying to swear.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
My logic here is not that I'm like an Oh
I am kind of an animal whisper. But my logic
here is not that I'm I just watch me, watch
me go out into the forest and watch me just like,
you know, bring all these animals in. Like I'm Noazark
or something like. No, like that's like I'm driving that thing. No,
I'm saying push, come to shove. I'm going to try.
I'm going to try because again, and this is where
(04:41):
my logic comes from, and it makes perfect sense. Many
people have told me their dogs wouldn't like me instantly
like me, So I feel like I just have it.
Who cares if they're domesticated, it doesn't matter. I was
told they weren't going to like me. They liked me.
I think it's yeah, but no the babies no, Oh
you run so fast?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
In fact, if you, that's just bad luck.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
If you, if you stumble upon, because you probably aren't
going to run away from a moose, it's probably over.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I don't think you're squaring up against that.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
No, but can't you like shake like you know how
they do a baby.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, I'm not trying to go for two here like
damn one. Yeah, damn.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I would be like, look that way, mister. I don't know.
I feel like you could shake it.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Well, anyway, this this person is r P. I'm very
sorry for the loss of this individual. Not a listener
of the program though, because if you were, then you
would know that that is not that.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
It's not what you do. You absolutely go the babies asterisks,
big asterisks, babies, we don't do that.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
Hopefully that someone posted that picture for him. You know,
he took a picture. He died for that picture. Oh,
somebody gets to see it. Yeah, at least Tinky running going.
Speaker 8 (06:06):
Make sure you post it you better, say Fred Shill Radio.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Three five.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I'm not this is not an opportunity to clown on
any particular restaurant. So let's not necessarily use name brands. Okay,
And I'm not even looking for like the nasty. If
you've got nasty, fine, But I mean, what is the thing?
I mean it's uh, Anthony Bourdain wrote a whole book
about this, Kitchen Confidential r P. But what is the
(06:44):
thing if you've worked in the food service industry that
happens that people might be surprised to know? For example,
I guess those bread baskets are commonly reused. Like if
if bread comes to your table and you don't touch it,
apparently it's not on that they will then put the
bread in another red and serve it to somebody else
(07:04):
that's in that Anthony.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Borod, So you picked through the bread that you want,
like you know, you go to a certain pote it
has brown bread and bread in the same.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
As that stuff.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Yeah, So they you're telling me you're at the table
and you touched it all over the br and then
I sit down and they bring me the bridge that.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
It's possible they refresh the bread. The other thing is
people like, even if you don't touch it, which a
lot of times, you know, you get a restaurant, you
don't touch it, you're still kind of breathing on it
and whatever else, and it might wind up back on
your tip.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
It's possible. Wow, there was a whole list of this stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
But I'm wondering what comes to mind because this I
saw over the weekend on TikTok from the Tampa Bay Times,
a very high end Japanese restaurant in Tampa is apparently
doing this.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
January, the Tampa Bay Times received a tip that Co,
a Tampa Heights restaurant, was taking foxtail ferns from a
neighboring apartment building and using them to garnish plates.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
And so this TikTok it shows a man in a
waiter like he it appears to work there next to
the restaurant in the like the planters at the apartment complex,
and he's seen chopping the plants from the apartment complex
and then apparently they take them back to the restaurant,
they wash them, and then they use them as garnish.
(08:18):
And while the restaurant's not saying where they from where
they source them, they are saying that they're not intended
to be eaten, but they are on the plate and
they are cleaned.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
But I don't think this.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Is like far they have a farmer's market out and back,
or like you know, farmed a table. I mean, I
think it looks like this is actually the landscaping from
the neighboring residential area and they're just chopping the little
leaves and putting them on the plate.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Imagine what it's sprayed with, possibly you know or who knows.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I don't like a dog pede, yeah exactly, Like or like,
how about if you're going to do that, don't wear
the what appears to be a waiter outfit from the restaurant.
I know restaurants that they'll have like a.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Garden in the back or whatever, and they'll they'll have
a little like parsley or whatever else, or maybe even
the garden is like on the outdoor dining area and
they'll use some of that.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Like I get all that.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
What I'm just shook. This is this whole bread thing
is really disturbing.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
So that's why you should never complain at a restaurant,
never to have your food taking back because you don't
know what's gonna happen to it.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
I mean, I roll with that. You know, I'm gonna
complain about me simpeo, but my food. But I can't
believe this bread thing. This bread thing is really has
me shook right now.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
You know how long those crackers sitting there?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I don't think I ever restocked a cracker basket, and
I worked at the restaurant for like ten years.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
So it's just like a basket full of crackers.
Speaker 9 (09:37):
Yeah, like, you know, there's the crackers and the bread's
on top of it, and you get it, like I
never clear the basket putting new crackers in there.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
You're part of the problem.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Oh yeah, definitely part of the problem.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I wish I could remember what else I'm looking up
what else was in Kitchen Confidential? But okay, so you
guys worked Various people in here have worked at restaurants, Like, okay,
you worked at one. Yeah, maybe it's not on sand terry,
but like, what's something that goes on that we might
be surprised to know?
Speaker 6 (10:04):
The only thing that goes on is that you know,
if you order chicken pop pie from a certain restaurant,
it's the chicken from yesterday.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
With me, I think that's pretty common.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
I know.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Like there's certain fast food restaurants that the leftover beef
that they they they put in the chili.
Speaker 8 (10:19):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
And if you get like a pooled chicken sandwich, barbecue
chicken sandwich, that chicken is shredded from the day before.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
That's funny, you know, no big deal. It's the same
thing as old bread, no bro on your table, laughed
all over my bread and fers through the basket.
Speaker 7 (10:40):
I don't know, I would say like also like working
fast food restaurants, the the ice machines, the thing that
I don't think, I don't know how much they're cleaned
at all, Like.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Oh yeah, yeah, bugs and dust, miss. I think the
same is true for those little spouts on the sod
you know, take them off and soak them overnight. I
used to do that every eye and then scrub it
with a little brush morning. You did, Yeah, Because it's
the same thing.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
Like at a bar, how they put plastic all over
the things because fruit flies will get on on the bottles.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I've watched a lot of bar rescue, as you know,
and that seems to be one. Fruit flies seem to
be very common. Also, like in the alcohol bottles. I
guess they crawl in there because if they don't put
little those little like condoms on the top of the thing.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah, you know, I don't see it. It's good for
my Honestly, I feel the same way alcohol kill anything. Right,
good point?
Speaker 4 (11:35):
What?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Okay? I was like googling as we do this. What
some of the other working in fast food.
Speaker 7 (11:43):
I know, if you say, hey, can I get fresh fries?
Most of the times they'll take them fries and put
it back in the basket and dip it in the
and so they.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Look they look hot again. But oh, I think we're
about to get that confirmed. I've done it ordered.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Like, what does she say?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Actually she wants extra crispy.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
You know, I love Mama fred more than but my god,
does everything have to have some extra element to it?
Like she loves it? She loves it like nothing. Nothing
can just be. I'll have that. I love my mom
so much, but nothing can be like I'll take it
as it comes.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
There has to be. I'd like my fries extra crispy.
I'd like that.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
And granted, she's paying for it, so she can have
whatever she wants. And that's what she'll trust me, She'll
tell you when I make fun of her. The other
thing is she will take and she loves me for
telling this story. She will take home a little tiny, little,
itty bitty little bit of something like one little bite,
and then we get the whole container in the big
ass bag for this little bite that we don't wind
up eating half the time. Ashley, good morning. How you doing.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
How are you very well? So you're here to confirm
that if you ask for fresh fries you may not
getting really necessarily.
Speaker 10 (12:57):
Oh yeah, no, that's not happening. I worked at McDonald's
for four years, and anytime someone would come through and
ask for fresh fries, especially in the drive, they would
just fill up enough or whatever fry whatever size they
wanted and throw it back into the fryar and that's
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what they would get.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Okay, all right. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (13:21):
The key is to ask for fries with no salt,
because then they have to remain have to make new fries.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Oh they don't.
Speaker 10 (13:28):
They do it for that too, because.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
The well they wash them off right off. Oh I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I have to salt on myself then, Like, why would
I want no salt on it?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Well, yeah, then you mean that too much. I want
no salt on my fries. They make you new fries
and have some salt at.
Speaker 11 (13:48):
Thank you so much, have a great Day's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
And I'm not picking on anybody any one particular price,
but you all in ice machine slime. Oh god, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
I think a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
The other thing is, you know, I'm kind of a
weirdo about like I don't know, I don't need to
see the preparation of the food because a lot of
the shortcuts kind of like tackle bell for example, I
think the sour creams and like a cock gun. Yeah,
I need to see that, Like I don't really need it.
And then like a lot of the stuff's in drawers
or like bags, like a lot of soups coming bags already.
(14:22):
It's like there's nothing wrong with that, nothing at all.
I just don't necessarily need to see you pour my
soup out of a bag and then warm it up
in a microwave. Just bring it to me however it
if it tastes good, Yeah, no, what's a little ice slime.
It's not gonna hurt anyway, right, Yeah, I mean, yeah, probably.
Speaker 9 (14:41):
More freadshell next.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Yeah, they talk better than they These are the radio
blogs on.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
The Fread show like we're running in our diaries, except
we say them aloud. Kiky ready, yep, all right, go
deer blog.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
All right.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
So you know we're supposed to get our oil changes
ever so often.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
They give you a little sticker and.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Tell you the date every so often.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yeah, I don't tend to follow that sticker.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I just a recommendation.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Yeah, I go when the car tells me. I was
gonna say, yeah, yeah, I gotta go, actually speaking, yeah,
why go early?
Speaker 6 (15:14):
So I wait till the last minute, of course, to
go get an oil change.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
And yesterday was today, And.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
Of course going to get an oil change is never
just going to get an oil change, like you know,
you go in there. I try not to make eye
contact with anybody. I try to look tough, you know,
like I know what I'm doing. I'm standing on business.
But every time, no, yes, there is.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
An issue with the flux capacitor, wasn't there?
Speaker 6 (15:38):
That's always yeah, you know, your air filters need to
be changed. And you know, we had to use the
gold grade oil. Like bro, I just watched you use
the same oil that you use on the other car.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I don't even play when we.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Run show you apart from your car and be like, look,
how messed up this is.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I'm like, they call you up to the counter and
shame you in front.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Of everybody else. Yeah, you're like, this is what your
air filter should look like. This is what yours looks like.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
It's like I want to know.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Because the dark.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
I didn't even know that was a part of my college. Like,
I've never seen that before.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
I don't even know where you got that from. So,
you know, we go through the whole spiel or whatever.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
But this guy that helped me yesterday was a very
nice man, and I want to thank him because he
notified me that I've been riding around with.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
A screw or a nail in my tire, and.
Speaker 6 (16:24):
You know, he gave me this whole spiell and he's like,
you know, you can just go get the plug from
AutoZone and it'll be a quick little fixed. And I'm like,
why don't you just do it, you know, and he's like,
I can't because of legal something something by law, right,
you know, he came up with some reason. So I
was like, all right, so I left or whatever. But
on my way home, I was on the phone with
a friend and he was like, you know where where
your head? And I was like, I just left from
getting an oil change? And he was like, in an
(16:45):
oil change.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
You went to?
Speaker 6 (16:48):
I said, yes, I took my car to get an
oil chang, where's your man at?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
And I'm like, excuse me, an independent woman, thank you?
Speaker 11 (16:57):
Home cooking where he should be? He's he's a Texas
roadhout eating some rollers.
Speaker 6 (17:09):
But no, But like you know, I don't defend Big
Tim often on the show, Okay, but I would like
to say, like, why can I go get an oil change?
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Am I doing life wrong? Ladies?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Man? Am I?
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Am I doing this wrong? Should I not be going
to get an oil change?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
I mean it would be I was supposed to a
nice thing for him to do for you, but you're
fully capable of doing it.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
Man?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Does that work?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
I was like, I got some time up. Why did
I just go handle this? I didn't know.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
But if I'm not supposed to be there, then somebody
tell me because Big Tim will be taking it if
that's the case.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
But I just didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Was a thing. I mean, and I don't.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I don't want to disparage the autocare industry because there
are a lot of honest people out there. But up
until I was about twenty five, when I went to
get my oil change, i'd call my dad when they
were like, hey, they say they want to change out
the engine.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Should out the engine? You need light bulb fluids.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, I mean, I'm sort of intelligent guy, you know,
and I know a little bit about a little bit,
but like I don't. I'm like, Dan, I don't know,
what do you think? Like they say the oil thing
is or they say the oil filter's messed up, like, oh,
it's fine.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Wait they did that to dudes though I thought it
was a girl thing.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Oh no, because I think the whole game is an
up charge, right, Like they want you to spend more,
and so they'll show you stuff, but I don't know,
and I just don't know enough. And then I start
to doubt myself because obviously this guy knows more than
I do, you know. So he's showing me the thing
and I'm like, oh, obvi, that doesn't look right, Like
I don't know what it's supposed to look like though,
because I didn't put it in myself, you know. But
and I think so, Yeah, it wasn't until not that
(18:37):
long ago that in my adult life that I finally
just started saying no or yes or or taking it
someplace where I know they're going to tell me the
truth because I honestly i'm calling my dad. I don't
let me ask my dad. Look at me, like, you're
six foot five, broly, you don't know what you're doing.
I'm like, I really don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 6 (18:52):
I just fake it the whole time, Like I'm like,
I act like I know what I'm talking about. Yes,
So I'm like I'm like, oh, yeah, no, that actually
doesn't need to be replaced.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
But they you and they're like looking at me. I'm
looking at them.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I'm like, oh, you got to get out of the
car with like a like a Car and Driver magazine,
you know what I mean, Like get out of the
car in a full overall outfit like it says like
you know Joe's mechanic, Like yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
I'm just I didn't feel like it today. I want
you guys to do it. And then all of a sudden, oh,
she knows what she's talking about.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
It right right. I fake it all the way.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
Never never get the air filter, never get it replaced
by them, Okay, because you could go to AutoZone. Okay,
go to it and get it for one hundred times cheaper.
Really they charge you so much money and to in
solid to and all it is is two clips like
you should you should know your car? I mean right,
I'm just saying yeah. But the Knights and Big Tim
would take care of this stuff for you. I don't
(19:44):
know if he knows cars, No he doesn't. He would
be in there looking.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
But like that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
It's like, basically, so if I, like, I was dating
somebody once and she was working, and so I took
her car back during the day because I had the date,
and I went and got her oil changed, and basically
we came down to which one of us just going
to overpay because neither one of us know what the
hell we're talking about. So it's like, which one of
us is going to get taken advantage? I guess, I
guess it'll be me. And so, you know, because because
she she didn't know any more or less than I did.
(20:11):
I just did it to be nice because she was
working and didn't have time.
Speaker 7 (20:14):
Because there's also some shady ones out there. Because I
went for Jess's car, her minivan, I changed the air filters.
I changed all the filters on there, and then she'll
take it to the to the old change place and
then they'll be like, look it's I'm like, it's not like,
it's not dirty. None of it's dirty. Like even if
they show you anything, it's a brand new filter in there.
They've tried to show her like a dirty one, like
this is your filter. She's like, that's not my filce.
(20:38):
She's like, yeah, right, this is not my filter.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
And again, yeah, not trying to disparage because again, like
I think Mike's probably very honest.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Your partner too honest.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
I would say yes, just take your car, yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
America literally offering, and then he still goes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
I won't get too specific, but it's kind of like
there are contractors that are like this too.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
There's a there's a why am I blanket on? The
guy's name?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
The uh, the Chicago comedian that everybody sea, he does
a whole bit about contractors where he had a contractor
in his house and like Sebastian, come here, come here. Yeah,
you see that in the wall. That's a bow in
the wall. You see that it's not even straight. I
mean we can leave it. I mean if you want,
but like that's how that's what happens. Like I go
to the you know, these different places where I don't
(21:28):
know what I'm talking about, and they're like, oh, you look,
you want to leave it like that? Like I mean
you could, I guess if you're want of those kind
of people, you know, but like I don't know if
I would, or we could.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Just tear the whole thing down start over. Oh yeah,
we better tear Oh you better. Oh we better replace
a safety. Oh we better replace that.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
And again a lot of people out there wouldn't do that,
but I tend to be the one that gets upsold
because I don't know what the hell I'm talking about,
and I really just like I don't want to have
to deal with this ever, Like okay, just do it,
just do it. But I'm probably capable of getting on
YouTube and doing my Yeah, ultimately, I'm just too lazy.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Oh no, you know me. You want me to take
my card, are you? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:07):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
No, no, I go to Mike. He's he's done stuff to
Mike changing.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Yeah, I can do all changes.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
I rotation, wait too, changes, Wait until you start your
up charge again?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Because this guy you.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Just see him the other day, I got my little
fob like needed a battery, and I couldn't, for the
life of me find where the battery was. This guy
comes in here with like a loop, you know, he
put the He had like a magnifying glass, got it.
I mean he had like this toolbox he had. He
was in here doing surgery on this fob.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Man.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
I mean, and you know, Rufio, we couldn't stop until
the job was done. I mean, it took hours, but
he got it done. Man, charge you like seventy five dollars,
But it.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Was a pretty good deal. Nothing you wanted one hundred
and fifties, right, I gave him this seventy Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
I don't want to this man, Yeah, I thought it was.
Speaker 9 (22:56):
He takes the Fresh show is on Friend's Fun fact
Fred's Fun.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Learn so much God, I mean, I don't. I don't
mean to like, I don't mean to make you feel
less special. I don't because everybody listening is extremely special.
You're all my little special snowflakes. However, you share your
birthday with around nineteen million other people. We Kik and
I have the same birthday. We share our birthday. Well
(23:30):
we don't.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
November twenty eighth. This is different. It's just the two
of us. We're the only ones that had that birthday.
Everybody else, though, you share your birthday with around nineteen
million people, so not that special. But there are eight
billion people though on the earth, so relatively speaking, you're special.
But yeah, so next time you go to celebrate your birthday,
(23:51):
just realize there are eighteen point nine nine nine nine
nine nine million other people doing the same thing. Wow,
but they're not you, Kiki.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
I know.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
I just feel bad because, like now, it's so many
people that have our birthday. One has like crept in
the room with you. You can't even have your own birthday
in here.
Speaker 7 (24:08):
Your parents and your parents were getting wild in the
same night, the same.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
I think your parents were getting wild every night. Weren't
they your grandparents?
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Oh yeah, my grandparents had all those kids twenty one.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
So they were him So there was no day they weren't.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
More Fred's show next right here?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Tell them, Yeah they talk better than the excited Tell
them about Tell me these are the radio blogs on
the Fred Show.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
All right, like we're riding in our diaries, except we
say them aloud. We call them blogs. Who we decided
to do anyone. Oh, Paulina's doing one, all right.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Take it away, thank you so much, dear blog.
Speaker 12 (24:53):
See, I think everybody in this room either knows or
has like an old person in their life that just
does and says what they want at all costs, like
they don't care.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Yeah, okay, I'm that person. Oh but it's not because
I'm an.
Speaker 12 (25:06):
Old lady, even though I am, you know, older and
old broad is what I call myself around the house these.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Days, you know, a busy household.
Speaker 12 (25:13):
For me, it's truly having a baby that changed a
lot in me. And I'm only like six weeks in. Guy,
we're seven weeks in. I'm only seven weeks in. But
for me, I feel like I've changed a lot in
the sense of like I really I mean I kind
of already done this before, but.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Now I really do it.
Speaker 12 (25:30):
I just kind of say what I want to say,
and like I just like don't care, and not a bad,
disrespectful way. I just like literally like I'm doing what
I want to do. I don't feel bad about stuff anymore.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Like why do you think that happened? Because yeah, I've
noticed this. Paulina with my mom as she gets older. Yes,
I've noticed that she just gives fewer f's about really anything.
And she's the most lovely, kind, generous, giving person. It's
not that it's not like she's out here raging. No, no, no,
but she says exactly what she's thinking. She kind of
refuses to adapt to like social norms, I mean like
(26:07):
because she and I think the problem with my mom
is that, like in her mind, she knows what she means,
and she knows where she's coming from. Yes, but unfortunately
nobody takes into consideration context anymore. People just get mad
about whatever happened right now. They don't even consider the source.
So with age, I understand why it's happening. But why
do you think when the kid comes out that you
(26:28):
just decided to sort of let it all hang out.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 12 (26:30):
I started thinking about that too, and I was like,
I wonder if it's just a different side.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Of me, because like, is it like empowerment?
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Is it like I grew a baby inside of me
and it came from my loins and now like all
of you can suck it.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
You can't tell me nothing like I put you.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
One of the hardest things it is a human has
to go through.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Maybe that's it.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah, and you're just like.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
No time anymore?
Speaker 12 (26:51):
Yeah, right, I could do anything, and even like my
people pleasing has really gone down, and I.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Know, I know the day has come I need to
have a baby.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
You don't think it is I think it's honestly, I
think it's that you now realize there's stuff way more
important than the stuff that you were worried about before,
Like those are the things that that that you were
apologizing for, the things that consumed you. Maybe I think
you maybe don't have the energy like to worry about
fact which real sort of needless stuff, because I mean
(27:26):
you worry about you used to worry about stuff, and
it would be like Paulina like that no one, no
one else is worried about it, like don't worry about Oh.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Yeah, I mean still do, I feel, but not as much.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
There's only so much in the worry bank. And I
feel like, as a non parent, I'm only surmising. But
I got to figure that you wake up every day
and you're like, I got to keep.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
This human alive.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
There's not enough time for me to worry about, right,
this social interaction or that one or whatever.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Mad at me.
Speaker 12 (27:49):
You know who was not talking to me today, Like yeah,
the little things, you know, and those are things are
still important of course, Like I like, obviously I want
to come up as a good, respectable human being. You know,
well sometimes it depends. But I just feel like I
just the f's are going down. And maybe it is because,
like I did one of the hardest things in the world,
and like you said, I wake up every day and
priorities are just so different, like I have to keep
(28:11):
a human alife, like this is my responsibility, and yeah,
I just the people pleasing has gone down. I'm like,
you know, if I don't do this, like no offense,
but like I don't care if you're mad, Like I
don't care.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
I really wish I had more of that because my
problem is I don't have anyone else to worry about
about myself, and I have so much idle time that
i'd leave here and I can just sit and just
think about everything, you know, and I mean listen, and
I don't Maybe if I'm not saying I'm gonna go
have a baby, so I could minimize that. I just
think it's probably it would just be a different kind
of stress, but at least that stress is about enriching
(28:41):
a child, you know, and providing her with a great life,
as opposed to sitting around going why does this person
hate me? Why is this person talking about me? Because
that stuff doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
No, it really doesn't.
Speaker 12 (28:51):
And like you said, I just want to focus on
her and just like you know, her well being, making
sure she's taken care of, Like that's just all that
I care about in a sense.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Pray for having.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
Because I went through the same situation like when Jess
had actually and it's just like, you know, that's the
most important thing in the world, and then you just
fall like gets us, like anything you do is wrong.
Speaker 12 (29:13):
No, no, I'm just like that's yeah, yeah, yeah, No
one's gonna do it like me.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
I'm sorry, I'm mom.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
No one's gonna do it like me.
Speaker 12 (29:21):
So he does a good job, but yes he doesn't
hear it from me, that is true. But but but
then of the day, who's priority right now? It's a baby.
I'm her survival. When she looks at me, she sees survival.
It's just the truth.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
No, you're right, No, she counts on you foreverything, literally.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Everything, and when she sees you.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
I was holding her and when she heard your voice
and was like waking up just looking for you.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
So sweet. Oh it's my baby. Yeah, and she's.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Getting prettier as she gets older too. And that hair,
that hair, baby hair.
Speaker 12 (29:49):
I know.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I think it all starts. Guys. We just need to
pop up out of our loins. Is that we need
to do.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Yeah, that would be my first step and caring less
about a bunch of stuff that does it's just figuring
out how.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
To get a baby.
Speaker 9 (30:00):
No.
Speaker 12 (30:01):
I just think like it just it just changed it
for me, you know what I mean. And I didn't
think it would. I was like, I'll never stop people
pleasing knowing me and the way my mental health is
set up. I'm like, this will never stop. Yeah, slowly
but sure.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
And I'm not even pandering. Like what you guys do
is superhuman honestly. Like the other what was it on
TikTok or Instagram or something somebody posted It was around
Mother's Day and it was like beure. I think it
was Mark chasekyworks for the company. He said, make sure
you get your mom somebody from Mother's Day and it
showed it was like a there was a piece of
wood with a bunch of circles cut out of it
to show like the centimeter dilation basically of like a
(30:34):
baby's head, and it showed like how what ten centimeters
looks like around I'm like, oh my god, that thing
can do that.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Yeah, yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
I will never ever piss my mom off ever again again.
Now that I've seen that, the Entertainment report is next.
Fred shows up
Guys, this is sad story this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I hate to start the show with a sad story,
but an Alaska man. But here's the thing. If you
listen to the show, this would never have happened. We
just discussed this. But in Alaska man made an attempt
to take pictures of two newborn moose calves.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
What do you think happened? He's no longer with us?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Oh wow?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
When the calve's mother attacked a seventy year old man,
gored him or kicked him or whatever moose do.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Nonetheless, the things didn't go well.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
The moose charged after the man because it got too
close to the babies, and the guy, unfortunately is no
longer with us, passed away. The moose left the area,
but the investigation is ongoing. Yeah, I think we know.
I think that murderer moose is on the loose, and
I don't think we're going to find him.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
But want to tell you something.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
You know how I feel about being able to reason
with wild animals, and I believe that I can. But
I said, if you see a wild animal with babies.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
You're done. You're done. You're done.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
If you're out here, you're on a reason with wild
animals and you and you happen to stumble upon one
with babies, it's over And I don't blame them. They're
going to defend their offspring. Do not take pictures, do no,
Papa Rozzi. We're not reasoning, we're not doing anything. If
we see wild animals with babies, we are running the
other way.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Is that not the most obvious thing? Oh you can't
reason with that? No, no, because they're immediately going into
protective mode, as they should. All right, so this is
not that. This is not the time to have a chat. Plus,
the little babies don't even probably know had to reason yet,
they haven't been taught. That got it?
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Do you think you could have reasoned with that ball
that got that woman who was trying to pack her
stuff up at the beach?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Did you see that video that was going around?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Oh what happened?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Oh my god?
Speaker 5 (01:42):
They were telling everyone to get out of the area,
and this one woman a Taurus. I don't know if
it was Spain or Mexico, but she wouldn't listen. And
what do you think happened? She got gord And everyone's
standing around like watching, But it's like, do you save
that person?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Who's ignorant enough to not leave, you know what I mean.
But you used to also watch it happen. It's like, yeah,
you also.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Got to understand that I'm not out here trying to
reason with wild animals like I'm not like if I
see I'm not trying if I'm out because you know,
I'm often taking my flirty works out the walks out
in the forest, and if I see a wild animal,
I'm trying to avoid him or her. But if I
were to accidentally stumble upon one, now that's when the
reasoning comes in. And that's where it's say, hey, my bad.
(02:27):
You know I didn't mean that. I realized this is
your area and I didn't mean to come into it,
and I'm sorry about that, and I'm gonna go ahead
and head out, you know. And then you use this
real quickly, like a little chat. But if the babies
are there, you're gonna wind up like this guy, it's
not good. You don't think you could I kick. I
feel like you could when you're out doing your flirty
walks in the forest. I feel like I feel like
you you add like a bear or like a mountain
(02:48):
lion or something. I feel like you all could chat
it up and be like, hey, I'm Kiki. You know
you probably see my TikTok video, right, but don't try
and make a TikTok video.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
That's the moral of the story. That's not the time.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Well it is the time, because if you don't go out,
you know, you might as well go out with a
viral moment.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
You know.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Why would I get all the way out there with
the bear and waste our time?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
No, I got to get the content. But yeah, I don't.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
I don't recommend going in wild places with wild animals.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Like, there's a lot of places for us to go.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
There's a lot of roads, there's nightclubs, it's buildings. You know,
we got a lot of restaurants. Go somewhere else. Stop
messing with wild animals. Now, I don't like a deer.
That's the one animal I feel like I would try
to square up with. I don't like deers super so
you would square up with, Yes, I feel like that's
(03:36):
the one animal like I would on site. I can't
stand a deer because they're always in the road, ghosts
over there, like you know, we put this road here,
like this used to be your land. I understand have
to downsize, and you got downsize, So why are you
running in the middle of the road. I just hate
a deer. Oh yeah, I hate deers.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I have a whole good news stories too about how
they had to change a road around just to accommodate
wild animals because we went and built a freeway right
in the middle of their habitat.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
Everybody got a downsize. Yes, it's the economy, you know.
And look, okay, we all been affected.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
All right, Well that's I don't think I would square
up with the deer again.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I'm not trying to swear.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
My logic here is not that I'm like an Oh
I am kind of an animal whisper. But my logic
here is not that I'm I just watch me, watch
me go out into the forest and watch me just like,
you know, bring all these animals in. Like I'm Noazark
or something like. No, like that's like I'm driving that thing. No,
I'm saying push, come to shove. I'm going to try.
I'm going to try because again, and this is where
(04:41):
my logic comes from, and it makes perfect sense. Many
people have told me their dogs wouldn't like me instantly
like me, So I feel like I just have it.
Who cares if they're domesticated, it doesn't matter. I was
told they weren't going to like me. They liked me.
I think it's yeah, but no the babies no, Oh
you run so fast?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
In fact, if you, that's just bad luck.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
If you, if you stumble upon, because you probably aren't
going to run away from a moose, it's probably over.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I don't think you're squaring up against that.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
No, but can't you like shake like you know how
they do a baby.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, I'm not trying to go for two here like
damn one. Yeah, damn.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I would be like, look that way, mister. I don't know.
I feel like you could shake it.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Well, anyway, this this person is r P. I'm very
sorry for the loss of this individual. Not a listener
of the program though, because if you were, then you
would know that that is not that.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
It's not what you do. You absolutely go the babies asterisks,
big asterisks, babies, we don't do that.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
Hopefully that someone posted that picture for him. You know,
he took a picture. He died for that picture. Oh,
somebody gets to see it. Yeah, at least Tinky running going.
Speaker 8 (06:06):
Make sure you post it you better, say Fred Shill Radio.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Three five.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I'm not this is not an opportunity to clown on
any particular restaurant. So let's not necessarily use name brands. Okay,
And I'm not even looking for like the nasty. If
you've got nasty, fine, But I mean, what is the thing?
I mean it's uh, Anthony Bourdain wrote a whole book
about this, Kitchen Confidential r P. But what is the
(06:44):
thing if you've worked in the food service industry that
happens that people might be surprised to know? For example,
I guess those bread baskets are commonly reused. Like if
if bread comes to your table and you don't touch it,
apparently it's not on that they will then put the
bread in another red and serve it to somebody else
(07:04):
that's in that Anthony.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Borod, So you picked through the bread that you want,
like you know, you go to a certain pote it
has brown bread and bread in the same.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
As that stuff.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Yeah, So they you're telling me you're at the table
and you touched it all over the br and then
I sit down and they bring me the bridge that.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
It's possible they refresh the bread. The other thing is
people like, even if you don't touch it, which a
lot of times, you know, you get a restaurant, you
don't touch it, you're still kind of breathing on it
and whatever else, and it might wind up back on
your tip.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
It's possible. Wow, there was a whole list of this stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
But I'm wondering what comes to mind because this I
saw over the weekend on TikTok from the Tampa Bay Times,
a very high end Japanese restaurant in Tampa is apparently
doing this.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
January, the Tampa Bay Times received a tip that Co,
a Tampa Heights restaurant, was taking foxtail ferns from a
neighboring apartment building and using them to garnish plates.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
And so this TikTok it shows a man in a
waiter like he it appears to work there next to
the restaurant in the like the planters at the apartment complex,
and he's seen chopping the plants from the apartment complex
and then apparently they take them back to the restaurant,
they wash them, and then they use them as garnish.
(08:18):
And while the restaurant's not saying where they from where
they source them, they are saying that they're not intended
to be eaten, but they are on the plate and
they are cleaned.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
But I don't think this.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Is like far they have a farmer's market out and back,
or like you know, farmed a table. I mean, I
think it looks like this is actually the landscaping from
the neighboring residential area and they're just chopping the little
leaves and putting them on the plate.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Imagine what it's sprayed with, possibly you know or who knows.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I don't like a dog pede, yeah exactly, Like or like,
how about if you're going to do that, don't wear
the what appears to be a waiter outfit from the restaurant.
I know restaurants that they'll have like a.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Garden in the back or whatever, and they'll they'll have
a little like parsley or whatever else, or maybe even
the garden is like on the outdoor dining area and
they'll use some of that.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Like I get all that.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
What I'm just shook. This is this whole bread thing
is really disturbing.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
So that's why you should never complain at a restaurant,
never to have your food taking back because you don't
know what's gonna happen to it.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
I mean, I roll with that. You know, I'm gonna
complain about me simpeo, but my food. But I can't
believe this bread thing. This bread thing is really has
me shook right now.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
You know how long those crackers sitting there?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I don't think I ever restocked a cracker basket, and
I worked at the restaurant for like ten years.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
So it's just like a basket full of crackers.
Speaker 9 (09:37):
Yeah, like, you know, there's the crackers and the bread's
on top of it, and you get it, like I
never clear the basket putting new crackers in there.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
You're part of the problem.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Oh yeah, definitely part of the problem.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I wish I could remember what else I'm looking up
what else was in Kitchen Confidential? But okay, so you
guys worked Various people in here have worked at restaurants, Like, okay,
you worked at one. Yeah, maybe it's not on sand terry,
but like, what's something that goes on that we might
be surprised to know?
Speaker 6 (10:04):
The only thing that goes on is that you know,
if you order chicken pop pie from a certain restaurant,
it's the chicken from yesterday.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
With me, I think that's pretty common.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
I know.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Like there's certain fast food restaurants that the leftover beef
that they they they put in the chili.
Speaker 8 (10:19):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
And if you get like a pooled chicken sandwich, barbecue
chicken sandwich, that chicken is shredded from the day before.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
That's funny, you know, no big deal. It's the same
thing as old bread, no bro on your table, laughed
all over my bread and fers through the basket.
Speaker 7 (10:40):
I don't know, I would say like also like working
fast food restaurants, the the ice machines, the thing that
I don't think, I don't know how much they're cleaned
at all, Like.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Oh yeah, yeah, bugs and dust, miss. I think the
same is true for those little spouts on the sod
you know, take them off and soak them overnight. I
used to do that every eye and then scrub it
with a little brush morning. You did, Yeah, Because it's
the same thing.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
Like at a bar, how they put plastic all over
the things because fruit flies will get on on the bottles.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I've watched a lot of bar rescue, as you know,
and that seems to be one. Fruit flies seem to
be very common. Also, like in the alcohol bottles. I
guess they crawl in there because if they don't put
little those little like condoms on the top of the thing.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah, you know, I don't see it. It's good for
my Honestly, I feel the same way alcohol kill anything. Right,
good point?
Speaker 4 (11:35):
What?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Okay? I was like googling as we do this. What
some of the other working in fast food.
Speaker 7 (11:43):
I know, if you say, hey, can I get fresh fries?
Most of the times they'll take them fries and put
it back in the basket and dip it in the
and so they.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Look they look hot again. But oh, I think we're
about to get that confirmed. I've done it ordered.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Like, what does she say?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Actually she wants extra crispy.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
You know, I love Mama fred more than but my god,
does everything have to have some extra element to it?
Like she loves it? She loves it like nothing. Nothing
can just be. I'll have that. I love my mom
so much, but nothing can be like I'll take it
as it comes.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
There has to be. I'd like my fries extra crispy.
I'd like that.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
And granted, she's paying for it, so she can have
whatever she wants. And that's what she'll trust me, She'll
tell you when I make fun of her. The other
thing is she will take and she loves me for
telling this story. She will take home a little tiny, little,
itty bitty little bit of something like one little bite,
and then we get the whole container in the big
ass bag for this little bite that we don't wind
up eating half the time. Ashley, good morning. How you doing.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
How are you very well? So you're here to confirm
that if you ask for fresh fries you may not
getting really necessarily.
Speaker 10 (12:57):
Oh yeah, no, that's not happening. I worked at McDonald's
for four years, and anytime someone would come through and
ask for fresh fries, especially in the drive, they would
just fill up enough or whatever fry whatever size they
wanted and throw it back into the fryar and that's
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what they would get.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Okay, all right. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (13:21):
The key is to ask for fries with no salt,
because then they have to remain have to make new fries.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Oh they don't.
Speaker 10 (13:28):
They do it for that too, because.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
The well they wash them off right off. Oh I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I have to salt on myself then, Like, why would
I want no salt on it?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Well, yeah, then you mean that too much. I want
no salt on my fries. They make you new fries
and have some salt at.
Speaker 11 (13:48):
Thank you so much, have a great Day's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
And I'm not picking on anybody any one particular price,
but you all in ice machine slime. Oh god, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
I think a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
The other thing is, you know, I'm kind of a
weirdo about like I don't know, I don't need to
see the preparation of the food because a lot of
the shortcuts kind of like tackle bell for example, I
think the sour creams and like a cock gun. Yeah,
I need to see that, Like I don't really need it.
And then like a lot of the stuff's in drawers
or like bags, like a lot of soups coming bags already.
(14:22):
It's like there's nothing wrong with that, nothing at all.
I just don't necessarily need to see you pour my
soup out of a bag and then warm it up
in a microwave. Just bring it to me however it
if it tastes good, Yeah, no, what's a little ice slime.
It's not gonna hurt anyway, right, Yeah, I mean, yeah, probably.
Speaker 9 (14:41):
More freadshell next.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Yeah, they talk better than they These are the radio
blogs on.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
The Fread show like we're running in our diaries, except
we say them aloud. Kiky ready, yep, all right, go
deer blog.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
All right.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
So you know we're supposed to get our oil changes
ever so often.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
They give you a little sticker and.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Tell you the date every so often.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yeah, I don't tend to follow that sticker.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I just a recommendation.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Yeah, I go when the car tells me. I was
gonna say, yeah, yeah, I gotta go, actually speaking, yeah,
why go early?
Speaker 6 (15:14):
So I wait till the last minute, of course, to
go get an oil change.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
And yesterday was today, And.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
Of course going to get an oil change is never
just going to get an oil change, like you know,
you go in there. I try not to make eye
contact with anybody. I try to look tough, you know,
like I know what I'm doing. I'm standing on business.
But every time, no, yes, there is.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
An issue with the flux capacitor, wasn't there?
Speaker 6 (15:38):
That's always yeah, you know, your air filters need to
be changed. And you know, we had to use the
gold grade oil. Like bro, I just watched you use
the same oil that you use on the other car.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I don't even play when we.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Run show you apart from your car and be like, look,
how messed up this is.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I'm like, they call you up to the counter and
shame you in front.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Of everybody else. Yeah, you're like, this is what your
air filter should look like. This is what yours looks like.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
It's like I want to know.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Because the dark.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
I didn't even know that was a part of my college. Like,
I've never seen that before.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
I don't even know where you got that from. So,
you know, we go through the whole spiel or whatever.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
But this guy that helped me yesterday was a very
nice man, and I want to thank him because he
notified me that I've been riding around with.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
A screw or a nail in my tire, and.
Speaker 6 (16:24):
You know, he gave me this whole spiell and he's like,
you know, you can just go get the plug from
AutoZone and it'll be a quick little fixed. And I'm like,
why don't you just do it, you know, and he's like,
I can't because of legal something something by law, right,
you know, he came up with some reason. So I
was like, all right, so I left or whatever. But
on my way home, I was on the phone with
a friend and he was like, you know where where
your head? And I was like, I just left from
getting an oil change? And he was like, in an
(16:45):
oil change.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
You went to?
Speaker 6 (16:48):
I said, yes, I took my car to get an
oil chang, where's your man at?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
And I'm like, excuse me, an independent woman, thank you?
Speaker 11 (16:57):
Home cooking where he should be? He's he's a Texas
roadhout eating some rollers.
Speaker 6 (17:09):
But no, But like you know, I don't defend Big
Tim often on the show, Okay, but I would like
to say, like, why can I go get an oil change?
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Am I doing life wrong? Ladies?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Man? Am I?
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Am I doing this wrong? Should I not be going
to get an oil change?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
I mean it would be I was supposed to a
nice thing for him to do for you, but you're
fully capable of doing it.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
Man?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Does that work?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
I was like, I got some time up. Why did
I just go handle this? I didn't know.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
But if I'm not supposed to be there, then somebody
tell me because Big Tim will be taking it if
that's the case.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
But I just didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Was a thing. I mean, and I don't.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I don't want to disparage the autocare industry because there
are a lot of honest people out there. But up
until I was about twenty five, when I went to
get my oil change, i'd call my dad when they
were like, hey, they say they want to change out
the engine.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Should out the engine? You need light bulb fluids.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, I mean, I'm sort of intelligent guy, you know,
and I know a little bit about a little bit,
but like I don't. I'm like, Dan, I don't know,
what do you think? Like they say the oil thing
is or they say the oil filter's messed up, like, oh,
it's fine.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Wait they did that to dudes though I thought it
was a girl thing.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Oh no, because I think the whole game is an
up charge, right, Like they want you to spend more,
and so they'll show you stuff, but I don't know,
and I just don't know enough. And then I start
to doubt myself because obviously this guy knows more than
I do, you know. So he's showing me the thing
and I'm like, oh, obvi, that doesn't look right, Like
I don't know what it's supposed to look like though,
because I didn't put it in myself, you know. But
and I think so, Yeah, it wasn't until not that
(18:37):
long ago that in my adult life that I finally
just started saying no or yes or or taking it
someplace where I know they're going to tell me the
truth because I honestly i'm calling my dad. I don't
let me ask my dad. Look at me, like, you're
six foot five, broly, you don't know what you're doing.
I'm like, I really don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 6 (18:52):
I just fake it the whole time, Like I'm like,
I act like I know what I'm talking about. Yes,
So I'm like I'm like, oh, yeah, no, that actually
doesn't need to be replaced.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
But they you and they're like looking at me. I'm
looking at them.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I'm like, oh, you got to get out of the
car with like a like a Car and Driver magazine,
you know what I mean, Like get out of the
car in a full overall outfit like it says like
you know Joe's mechanic, Like yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
I'm just I didn't feel like it today. I want
you guys to do it. And then all of a sudden, oh,
she knows what she's talking about.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
It right right. I fake it all the way.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
Never never get the air filter, never get it replaced
by them, Okay, because you could go to AutoZone. Okay,
go to it and get it for one hundred times cheaper.
Really they charge you so much money and to in
solid to and all it is is two clips like
you should you should know your car? I mean right,
I'm just saying yeah. But the Knights and Big Tim
would take care of this stuff for you. I don't
(19:44):
know if he knows cars, No he doesn't. He would
be in there looking.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
But like that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
It's like, basically, so if I, like, I was dating
somebody once and she was working, and so I took
her car back during the day because I had the date,
and I went and got her oil changed, and basically
we came down to which one of us just going
to overpay because neither one of us know what the
hell we're talking about. So it's like, which one of
us is going to get taken advantage? I guess, I
guess it'll be me. And so, you know, because because
she she didn't know any more or less than I did.
(20:11):
I just did it to be nice because she was
working and didn't have time.
Speaker 7 (20:14):
Because there's also some shady ones out there. Because I
went for Jess's car, her minivan, I changed the air filters.
I changed all the filters on there, and then she'll
take it to the to the old change place and
then they'll be like, look it's I'm like, it's not like,
it's not dirty. None of it's dirty. Like even if
they show you anything, it's a brand new filter in there.
They've tried to show her like a dirty one, like
this is your filter. She's like, that's not my filce.
(20:38):
She's like, yeah, right, this is not my filter.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
And again, yeah, not trying to disparage because again, like
I think Mike's probably very honest.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Your partner too honest.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
I would say yes, just take your car, yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
America literally offering, and then he still goes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
I won't get too specific, but it's kind of like
there are contractors that are like this too.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
There's a there's a why am I blanket on? The
guy's name?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
The uh, the Chicago comedian that everybody sea, he does
a whole bit about contractors where he had a contractor
in his house and like Sebastian, come here, come here. Yeah,
you see that in the wall. That's a bow in
the wall. You see that it's not even straight. I
mean we can leave it. I mean if you want,
but like that's how that's what happens. Like I go
to the you know, these different places where I don't
(21:28):
know what I'm talking about, and they're like, oh, you look,
you want to leave it like that? Like I mean
you could, I guess if you're want of those kind
of people, you know, but like I don't know if
I would, or we could.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Just tear the whole thing down start over. Oh yeah,
we better tear Oh you better. Oh we better replace
a safety. Oh we better replace that.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
And again a lot of people out there wouldn't do that,
but I tend to be the one that gets upsold
because I don't know what the hell I'm talking about,
and I really just like I don't want to have
to deal with this ever, Like okay, just do it,
just do it. But I'm probably capable of getting on
YouTube and doing my Yeah, ultimately, I'm just too lazy.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Oh no, you know me. You want me to take
my card, are you? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:07):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
No, no, I go to Mike. He's he's done stuff to
Mike changing.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Yeah, I can do all changes.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
I rotation, wait too, changes, Wait until you start your
up charge again?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Because this guy you.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Just see him the other day, I got my little
fob like needed a battery, and I couldn't, for the
life of me find where the battery was. This guy
comes in here with like a loop, you know, he
put the He had like a magnifying glass, got it.
I mean he had like this toolbox he had. He
was in here doing surgery on this fob.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Man.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
I mean, and you know, Rufio, we couldn't stop until
the job was done. I mean, it took hours, but
he got it done. Man, charge you like seventy five dollars,
But it.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Was a pretty good deal. Nothing you wanted one hundred
and fifties, right, I gave him this seventy Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
I don't want to this man, Yeah, I thought it was.
Speaker 9 (22:56):
He takes the Fresh show is on Friend's Fun fact
Fred's Fun.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Learn so much God, I mean, I don't. I don't
mean to like, I don't mean to make you feel
less special. I don't because everybody listening is extremely special.
You're all my little special snowflakes. However, you share your
birthday with around nineteen million other people. We Kik and
I have the same birthday. We share our birthday. Well
(23:30):
we don't.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
November twenty eighth. This is different. It's just the two
of us. We're the only ones that had that birthday.
Everybody else, though, you share your birthday with around nineteen
million people, so not that special. But there are eight
billion people though on the earth, so relatively speaking, you're special.
But yeah, so next time you go to celebrate your birthday,
(23:51):
just realize there are eighteen point nine nine nine nine
nine nine million other people doing the same thing. Wow,
but they're not you, Kiki.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
I know.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
I just feel bad because, like now, it's so many
people that have our birthday. One has like crept in
the room with you. You can't even have your own birthday
in here.
Speaker 7 (24:08):
Your parents and your parents were getting wild in the
same night, the same.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
I think your parents were getting wild every night. Weren't
they your grandparents?
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Oh yeah, my grandparents had all those kids twenty one.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
So they were him So there was no day they weren't.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
More Fred's show next right here?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Tell them, Yeah they talk better than the excited Tell
them about Tell me these are the radio blogs on
the Fred Show.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
All right, like we're riding in our diaries, except we
say them aloud. We call them blogs. Who we decided
to do anyone. Oh, Paulina's doing one, all right.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Take it away, thank you so much, dear blog.
Speaker 12 (24:53):
See, I think everybody in this room either knows or
has like an old person in their life that just
does and says what they want at all costs, like
they don't care.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Yeah, okay, I'm that person. Oh but it's not because
I'm an.
Speaker 12 (25:06):
Old lady, even though I am, you know, older and
old broad is what I call myself around the house these.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Days, you know, a busy household.
Speaker 12 (25:13):
For me, it's truly having a baby that changed a
lot in me. And I'm only like six weeks in. Guy,
we're seven weeks in. I'm only seven weeks in. But
for me, I feel like I've changed a lot in
the sense of like I really I mean I kind
of already done this before, but.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Now I really do it.
Speaker 12 (25:30):
I just kind of say what I want to say,
and like I just like don't care, and not a bad,
disrespectful way. I just like literally like I'm doing what
I want to do. I don't feel bad about stuff anymore.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Like why do you think that happened? Because yeah, I've
noticed this. Paulina with my mom as she gets older. Yes,
I've noticed that she just gives fewer f's about really anything.
And she's the most lovely, kind, generous, giving person. It's
not that it's not like she's out here raging. No, no, no,
but she says exactly what she's thinking. She kind of
refuses to adapt to like social norms, I mean like
(26:07):
because she and I think the problem with my mom
is that, like in her mind, she knows what she means,
and she knows where she's coming from. Yes, but unfortunately
nobody takes into consideration context anymore. People just get mad
about whatever happened right now. They don't even consider the source.
So with age, I understand why it's happening. But why
do you think when the kid comes out that you
(26:28):
just decided to sort of let it all hang out.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 12 (26:30):
I started thinking about that too, and I was like,
I wonder if it's just a different side.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Of me, because like, is it like empowerment?
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Is it like I grew a baby inside of me
and it came from my loins and now like all
of you can suck it.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
You can't tell me nothing like I put you.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
One of the hardest things it is a human has
to go through.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Maybe that's it.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah, and you're just like.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
No time anymore?
Speaker 12 (26:51):
Yeah, right, I could do anything, and even like my
people pleasing has really gone down, and I.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Know, I know the day has come I need to
have a baby.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
You don't think it is I think it's honestly, I
think it's that you now realize there's stuff way more
important than the stuff that you were worried about before,
Like those are the things that that that you were
apologizing for, the things that consumed you. Maybe I think
you maybe don't have the energy like to worry about
fact which real sort of needless stuff, because I mean
(27:26):
you worry about you used to worry about stuff, and
it would be like Paulina like that no one, no
one else is worried about it, like don't worry about Oh.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Yeah, I mean still do, I feel, but not as much.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
There's only so much in the worry bank. And I
feel like, as a non parent, I'm only surmising. But
I got to figure that you wake up every day
and you're like, I got to keep.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
This human alive.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
There's not enough time for me to worry about, right,
this social interaction or that one or whatever.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Mad at me.
Speaker 12 (27:49):
You know who was not talking to me today, Like yeah,
the little things, you know, and those are things are
still important of course, Like I like, obviously I want
to come up as a good, respectable human being. You know,
well sometimes it depends. But I just feel like I
just the f's are going down. And maybe it is because,
like I did one of the hardest things in the world,
and like you said, I wake up every day and
priorities are just so different, like I have to keep
(28:11):
a human alife, like this is my responsibility, and yeah,
I just the people pleasing has gone down. I'm like,
you know, if I don't do this, like no offense,
but like I don't care if you're mad, Like I
don't care.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
I really wish I had more of that because my
problem is I don't have anyone else to worry about
about myself, and I have so much idle time that
i'd leave here and I can just sit and just
think about everything, you know, and I mean listen, and
I don't Maybe if I'm not saying I'm gonna go
have a baby, so I could minimize that. I just
think it's probably it would just be a different kind
of stress, but at least that stress is about enriching
(28:41):
a child, you know, and providing her with a great life,
as opposed to sitting around going why does this person
hate me? Why is this person talking about me? Because
that stuff doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
No, it really doesn't.
Speaker 12 (28:51):
And like you said, I just want to focus on
her and just like you know, her well being, making
sure she's taken care of, Like that's just all that
I care about in a sense.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Pray for having.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
Because I went through the same situation like when Jess
had actually and it's just like, you know, that's the
most important thing in the world, and then you just
fall like gets us, like anything you do is wrong.
Speaker 12 (29:13):
No, no, I'm just like that's yeah, yeah, yeah, No
one's gonna do it like me.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
I'm sorry, I'm mom.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
No one's gonna do it like me.
Speaker 12 (29:21):
So he does a good job, but yes he doesn't
hear it from me, that is true. But but but
then of the day, who's priority right now? It's a baby.
I'm her survival. When she looks at me, she sees survival.
It's just the truth.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
No, you're right, No, she counts on you foreverything, literally.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Everything, and when she sees you.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
I was holding her and when she heard your voice
and was like waking up just looking for you.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
So sweet. Oh it's my baby. Yeah, and she's.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Getting prettier as she gets older too. And that hair,
that hair, baby hair.
Speaker 12 (29:49):
I know.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I think it all starts. Guys. We just need to
pop up out of our loins. Is that we need
to do.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Yeah, that would be my first step and caring less
about a bunch of stuff that does it's just figuring
out how.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
To get a baby.
Speaker 9 (30:00):
No.
Speaker 12 (30:01):
I just think like it just it just changed it
for me, you know what I mean. And I didn't
think it would. I was like, I'll never stop people
pleasing knowing me and the way my mental health is
set up. I'm like, this will never stop. Yeah, slowly
but sure.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
And I'm not even pandering. Like what you guys do
is superhuman honestly. Like the other what was it on
TikTok or Instagram or something somebody posted It was around
Mother's Day and it was like beure. I think it
was Mark chasekyworks for the company. He said, make sure
you get your mom somebody from Mother's Day and it
showed it was like a there was a piece of
wood with a bunch of circles cut out of it
to show like the centimeter dilation basically of like a
(30:34):
baby's head, and it showed like how what ten centimeters
looks like around I'm like, oh my god, that thing
can do that.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Yeah, yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
I will never ever piss my mom off ever again again.
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