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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello everyone, Good morning, dude, that sounded very official. Good morning,
Good morning everyone, Good morning, good morning, Welcome to a
serious radio broadcast.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I'm out all right, seventy one degrees? Who was I
talking to this?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Oh? I was with some friends this weekend and they
were and someone I hadn't met before, a friend of
a friend, And she's.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Like, so, what's your show about? Wow, we're right where
even begin? What's my show about? Like?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I don't even know. I don't even know how to
answer that. What is this show about? What it's our purpose?
There really isn't one. I mean, we just know, Kiki,
how would you describe this to an alien who just
landed here for another planet?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Have you ever wondered what jail talk is like?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Like between cells?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, like you said, you know, Sally, I feel what's
it like?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah? What's jail talk like? Is it similar?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
It's like, hey, man, I need some toile the paper.
Here's my blowing sandwich.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, and he really meant a blowding sandwich, but I
think that's probably code word for something else in jail.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
So be careful, don't use our advice.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
And then she said, and of course it's to your
radio voice, like this is the radio voice, this is it,
and then she kind of looked as a borned like, well,
that would be boring. If that's well, then I guess
it's not for you.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Why would I change my voice? I don't know. I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
It's impossible to describe what the hell this is. I
have no idea. But anyway, good morning everyone. It's Tuesday,
May twenty eighth, and I know where my official NPR voice
came from. Good morning everyone. The situation is a second.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
What's our mission statement?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I don't think I could do anything about this because
I would inject some sort of opinion when you're not
supposed to. You know, it'd be like just read it man,
and Jason well knows I don't just read it.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
No, No, I don't. That's not what I do. That's
not my brand. No, there's no script.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
You tell me what I'm supposed to say. I might
include some of that. Also might not very well possible
to say something else. It's totally unrelated. How you doing, Hey, good?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
How you doing?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
No? It does keep things exciting, but I've gotten a
lot better since you're sitting here staring at me.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Because where if I give you like the stair.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
No, Well, now, I just asked to ad for permission
before I do the thing that I'm going to do
that you don't want me to do.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
But at least I ask you first.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Stair's Yeah, I will do it, I will say, Jase,
I'm noticing something. You've been on the show for almost
four years now, Yeah, I mean COVID, I have no idea.
Like with COVID, I have no sense of time. About
almost four years, You've You've come a long way from
like I mean, you're still firmly in the rule follower camp,
(02:43):
but I'm starting to see that I'm rubbing off on
you a little bit.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You are, and I've noticed that in all aspects of
my life. I think, I thank you for that, and
I like.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
It because you need a little more of the not
my problem attitude.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yes you really do.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, Yeah, Because you're so firmly in the rule follower camp.
Every now and again, you just got to break the rules.
It's because he'll make the rules, somebody who's never done
this way.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
And I probably don't like them, you know, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
And the thing is, of all the people who should
be making the rules, you're probably more qualified to make
the rules than the rule makers.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Maybe. Yeah, so you're following.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Somebody else's rules, but the rules should be set by you, right, And.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I'm like, wait, I don't even mess with you. I
don't want to listen to He's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
That's why I run everything in my whole life radio
and otherwise through this room. And if it makes it
out of here, then I know what to do. That's
what our show is. Whatever I just said, Hijay Sycamore,
Hi reveal, Hi, Paulina hikkee.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
She has money.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Next hour in turn Venta be not Benjamin's here. We'll
do trending stories. I've got Mike Tyson trending today. But
he's okay. I mean I see Mike Tyson trending. I'm like, no, please, no,
nothing can happen to.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
This man, right, not before he knocks that kid out?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
No, no.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
And now one on TikTok they're showing fake videos of
Mike Tyson knocking people out and be like this was
the Jake Pull fight, like the Oly Weekend. I'm like,
I missed it out, like AI versus Well, I don't
even know what they're doing. They're just showing and then
they're labeling it Jake Paule fight. I'm like, that's not no.
I thought I missed. It's until July, right, July, like
twenty something. Yeah, so no, I didn't miss him. No
(04:22):
one missed him. But I will be watching that because
I want Mike to just knock him the hell out.
I'm gonna be so sad if he does this and
gets beaten. Oh we better not, That's what I mean. Yeah, like,
you didn't need to do this. I mean probably for
the money, but otherwise you didn't need to do it.
But he's got like a marijuana licensing deal. I think
he's doing okay. If you listen to his interviews, that
(04:43):
guy he had tens of millions of dollars and blew
it all. Yeah, he'd be so rich now. But anyway,
that's all right. We love him. If you traveled this weekend,
you know, one of the stories in What's Trending, if
you went to the airport, another sub story, submarines not
not subsandwiches and fortunately, which would be much more interesting
on this show. Another man, another submarine, Another rich man
(05:06):
doing this again. I'm going to argue for rich white
man I'm gonna argue too, I don't I don't know that,
but I put my money that Larry Connor is a
rich white man.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
This June shoe Kiki Oh Larry Connor, Yeah for sure.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yeah, yeah, I'm just gonna go with it.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Let me see here.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Oh and this is sad, but a man who set
a very important record has passed away. And he wasn't
a dangerous man, you know, he was just a not
He was not a rule follower. Jason Brown. And I'll
tell you about it. I'll tell you a story about
this man I in just a moment. It's gonna be
our sweet story of the day as we honor a
(05:47):
true legend. The Entertainer Report this hour too, what are
you working on? K?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I will tell you who live streamed their own arrest,
update on Morgan Wallan's bar that doesn't really exist, and
a fact about Bachelor Nation that's very shocking.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I really meant I was in Nashville of the weekend.
I really meant to swing by that Morgan bar. I
just didn't make it. I know, I didn't make it
over there. I was too busy in uh Twain honky tonk. Yeah,
that's where I was that's right.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Well, you know what I was.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I was as far away from all that as I was, like, literally,
can we go anywhere but Broadway? Like take me anywhere
but there? And then there was like a picture on
social media of what it looked like on Saturday night,
my worst nightmare.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah, you're not a people like nuts to butts kind
of guy.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I mean Broadway.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
If the inside of the bar is nuts to butts, Okay,
at least I could walk outside. You couldn't walk outside
without being that like it was nuts to butts. It
was like, honestly, I looked at that picture. I thought
I need to leave the entire state I was. I
had so much anxiety.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
So it's damn bachelorettes.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
They're always there, just groups of women in the How.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Do people think that's fun? How do people think it's
fun to be like that compact with a stranger.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I just have to be drunk or else I'll freak
out too.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
And I'm taller than everybody else and I still can't
stand it.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, it's not fun.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
No. I mean I went to Tokyo one time too,
even and that was like you certainly did, but it.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Was like a living legend. Of Oh yeah, people were like,
you were Larry Walker, Larry Well or whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
A submarine man. They thought I was a submarine man.
Thought they didn't think I was Larry Bird. Actually, people
were like, before I went to the two things man,
First of all, your anxiety is going to go crazy,
and it did. That's the way of life there. And
second of all, the people are going to ask take
pictures with you. I'm like, no, they're not. I'm a
tall white dude named Christopher. Nobody cares. And sure enough
(07:51):
people just looked at me like mesmerized. How did they
I almost had a Southern accent when I'm talking about
Japanese people. That was like, had to make them so tall,
that's not what they sound like there. But just people
just look you.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah you should go there? You should? Yeah? Yeah, okay, yeah.
Do you like big crowds of people? No? You know,
I don't. No, I God, spirit flies that far. I'll
get there as long as the spirit. Thank you any business,
(08:29):
but we'll get there. That's going to be an expensive
carry on back.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Spirit just stop it a few rests outside of work,
but don't get you over there to Japan.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
That was funny
Hello everyone, Good morning, dude, that sounded very official. Good morning,
Good morning everyone, Good morning, good morning, Welcome to a
serious radio broadcast.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I'm out all right, seventy one degrees? Who was I
talking to this?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Oh? I was with some friends this weekend and they
were and someone I hadn't met before, a friend of
a friend, And she's.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Like, so, what's your show about? Wow, we're right where
even begin? What's my show about? Like?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I don't even know. I don't even know how to
answer that. What is this show about? What it's our purpose?
There really isn't one. I mean, we just know, Kiki,
how would you describe this to an alien who just
landed here for another planet?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Have you ever wondered what jail talk is like?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Like between cells?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, like you said, you know, Sally, I feel what's
it like?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah? What's jail talk like? Is it similar?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
It's like, hey, man, I need some toile the paper.
Here's my blowing sandwich.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, and he really meant a blowding sandwich, but I
think that's probably code word for something else in jail.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
So be careful, don't use our advice.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
And then she said, and of course it's to your
radio voice, like this is the radio voice, this is it,
and then she kind of looked as a borned like, well,
that would be boring. If that's well, then I guess
it's not for you.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Why would I change my voice? I don't know. I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
It's impossible to describe what the hell this is. I
have no idea. But anyway, good morning everyone. It's Tuesday,
May twenty eighth, and I know where my official NPR voice
came from. Good morning everyone. The situation is a second.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
What's our mission statement?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I don't think I could do anything about this because
I would inject some sort of opinion when you're not
supposed to. You know, it'd be like just read it man,
and Jason well knows I don't just read it.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
No, No, I don't. That's not what I do. That's
not my brand. No, there's no script.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
You tell me what I'm supposed to say. I might
include some of that. Also might not very well possible
to say something else. It's totally unrelated. How you doing, Hey, good?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
How you doing?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
No? It does keep things exciting, but I've gotten a
lot better since you're sitting here staring at me.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Because where if I give you like the stair.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
No, Well, now, I just asked to ad for permission
before I do the thing that I'm going to do
that you don't want me to do.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
But at least I ask you first.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Stair's Yeah, I will do it, I will say, Jase,
I'm noticing something. You've been on the show for almost
four years now, Yeah, I mean COVID, I have no idea.
Like with COVID, I have no sense of time. About
almost four years, You've You've come a long way from
like I mean, you're still firmly in the rule follower camp,
(02:43):
but I'm starting to see that I'm rubbing off on
you a little bit.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You are, and I've noticed that in all aspects of
my life. I think, I thank you for that, and
I like.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
It because you need a little more of the not
my problem attitude.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yes you really do.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, Yeah, Because you're so firmly in the rule follower camp.
Every now and again, you just got to break the rules.
It's because he'll make the rules, somebody who's never done
this way.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
And I probably don't like them, you know, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
And the thing is, of all the people who should
be making the rules, you're probably more qualified to make
the rules than the rule makers.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Maybe. Yeah, so you're following.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Somebody else's rules, but the rules should be set by you, right, And.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I'm like, wait, I don't even mess with you. I
don't want to listen to He's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
That's why I run everything in my whole life radio
and otherwise through this room. And if it makes it
out of here, then I know what to do. That's
what our show is. Whatever I just said, Hijay Sycamore,
Hi reveal, Hi, Paulina hikkee.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
She has money.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Next hour in turn Venta be not Benjamin's here. We'll
do trending stories. I've got Mike Tyson trending today. But
he's okay. I mean I see Mike Tyson trending. I'm like, no, please, no,
nothing can happen to.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
This man, right, not before he knocks that kid out?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
No, no.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
And now one on TikTok they're showing fake videos of
Mike Tyson knocking people out and be like this was
the Jake Pull fight, like the Oly Weekend. I'm like,
I missed it out, like AI versus Well, I don't
even know what they're doing. They're just showing and then
they're labeling it Jake Paule fight. I'm like, that's not no.
I thought I missed. It's until July, right, July, like
twenty something. Yeah, so no, I didn't miss him. No
(04:22):
one missed him. But I will be watching that because
I want Mike to just knock him the hell out.
I'm gonna be so sad if he does this and
gets beaten. Oh we better not, That's what I mean. Yeah, like,
you didn't need to do this. I mean probably for
the money, but otherwise you didn't need to do it.
But he's got like a marijuana licensing deal. I think
he's doing okay. If you listen to his interviews, that
(04:43):
guy he had tens of millions of dollars and blew
it all. Yeah, he'd be so rich now. But anyway,
that's all right. We love him. If you traveled this weekend,
you know, one of the stories in What's Trending, if
you went to the airport, another sub story, submarines not
not subsandwiches and fortunately, which would be much more interesting
on this show. Another man, another submarine, Another rich man
(05:06):
doing this again. I'm going to argue for rich white
man I'm gonna argue too, I don't I don't know that,
but I put my money that Larry Connor is a
rich white man.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
This June shoe Kiki Oh Larry Connor, Yeah for sure.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yeah, yeah, I'm just gonna go with it.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Let me see here.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Oh and this is sad, but a man who set
a very important record has passed away. And he wasn't
a dangerous man, you know, he was just a not
He was not a rule follower. Jason Brown. And I'll
tell you about it. I'll tell you a story about
this man I in just a moment. It's gonna be
our sweet story of the day as we honor a
(05:47):
true legend. The Entertainer Report this hour too, what are
you working on? K?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I will tell you who live streamed their own arrest,
update on Morgan Wallan's bar that doesn't really exist, and
a fact about Bachelor Nation that's very shocking.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I really meant I was in Nashville of the weekend.
I really meant to swing by that Morgan bar. I
just didn't make it. I know, I didn't make it
over there. I was too busy in uh Twain honky tonk. Yeah,
that's where I was that's right.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Well, you know what I was.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I was as far away from all that as I was, like, literally,
can we go anywhere but Broadway? Like take me anywhere
but there? And then there was like a picture on
social media of what it looked like on Saturday night,
my worst nightmare.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah, you're not a people like nuts to butts kind
of guy.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I mean Broadway.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
If the inside of the bar is nuts to butts, Okay,
at least I could walk outside. You couldn't walk outside
without being that like it was nuts to butts. It
was like, honestly, I looked at that picture. I thought
I need to leave the entire state I was. I
had so much anxiety.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
So it's damn bachelorettes.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
They're always there, just groups of women in the How.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Do people think that's fun? How do people think it's
fun to be like that compact with a stranger.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I just have to be drunk or else I'll freak
out too.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
And I'm taller than everybody else and I still can't
stand it.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, it's not fun.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
No. I mean I went to Tokyo one time too,
even and that was like you certainly did, but it.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Was like a living legend. Of Oh yeah, people were like,
you were Larry Walker, Larry Well or whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
A submarine man. They thought I was a submarine man.
Thought they didn't think I was Larry Bird. Actually, people
were like, before I went to the two things man,
First of all, your anxiety is going to go crazy,
and it did. That's the way of life there. And
second of all, the people are going to ask take
pictures with you. I'm like, no, they're not. I'm a
tall white dude named Christopher. Nobody cares. And sure enough
(07:51):
people just looked at me like mesmerized. How did they
I almost had a Southern accent when I'm talking about
Japanese people. That was like, had to make them so tall,
that's not what they sound like there. But just people
just look you.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah you should go there? You should? Yeah? Yeah, okay, yeah.
Do you like big crowds of people? No? You know,
I don't. No, I God, spirit flies that far. I'll
get there as long as the spirit. Thank you any business,
(08:29):
but we'll get there. That's going to be an expensive
carry on back.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Spirit just stop it a few rests outside of work,
but don't get you over there to Japan.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
That was funny
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