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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A deer blog.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
I shouldn't joke about this too much because I actually
really don't know what's going on. But my mom is
famous for this. My dad's famous for the dramatics a
little bit. My mom is famous for this, and I
know why she does it. But I get this text yet,
and my mom this is the second time she's done
something like this too. I feel like my mom, I
(00:21):
don't know what's going on. I think her brain is
just she's just constantly like her brain is just going,
and I think she does things so fast sometimes she's
just not thinking about what she's doing. So I get
this text yesterday that says it's this big, long paragraph.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
It was last night, and I'm trying.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I don't have it anymore because she eventually unscented, which
I'm surprised she knows how to do that.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
But the text I think was intended for the people
who clean their home. It was not intended for me.
And it was this big long paragraph about how they
need to come early because my dad's having a procedure
done today this morning at the hospital.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I know nothing about I know nothing about this.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Now. It can't be that serious, or they would tell
me like when my dad's had serious procedures before I
go home and I sit there with her if it's
really serious. And my dad has all kinds of stuff,
so he's doing great, but like I don't know, they're
always cutting stuff off the man and you know, got big.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
When he's seventy seven years old.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I think some of the andy he's everything's fine, but
he's had hard issues and all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
This is what happens when you get old, I guess,
But essentially he was like telling these people, can you
come early because we're going to be home at this
time and we don't want you here doing this stuff
When he's resting after his quote unquoporate say, I don't
know what he is, and then she unscented because she
obviously doesn't want me to know, and a manda knows
not I don't think a man knows anything about it,
because she didn't mention it to me either, unless unless
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I'm the weak one of the family. But I know
why she does this stuff. She doesn't want us to
worry about things that we don't need to worry about.
But at the same time, if I went and had
some minor any form of medical procedure that required any
sort of like anything, and I didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Tell her about it, She'd lose her mind. She would
lose her.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Mind, and God forbid anything happens and we didn't know, and.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
So what are you doing? And she does this all
the time and they do it. Oh yeah, oh I didn't.
We didn't tell you about it. Oh you had a
heart transplant? Oh yeah, but everything's fine. Oh did I
forget to tell you about that? Does anyone else's parents
do that?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
It ticks me off because then I find out after
it happened this weekend and my mom I noticed something
and I was like, what's that? Then she goes into
the whole diet tribe of how we got there and
the appointments. I was like, okay, we talk on a
regular basis, you live a half an hour from me,
Like what really?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
But like, if this is anything more than just something minor,
then I want to know because I want the option
to go support her, or like at least call and
check and see what's going on. A way I'm now,
I guess I'm supposed to pretend like I don't know
because she unsent the message and then I called my
sister last night. I was about to tell her, and
then we didn't connect, and I'm like, you know what,
I'm just not gonna tell her because she didn't want
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They don't want us.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
To know, But like, why you're not. We're grown, We
got to know these things. It's so frustrating. But didn't
your mom do this with your sister's pregnancy.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Too, did the same thing. Sometimes I don't think she understand.
I mean, she's so smart too, but sometimes I'm not
like saying anything about that. But I think sometimes she
just goes so fast. She's not thinking, and she thinks
that group chat is to everything, is to just one
of us sometimes, or she'll text something that's intended for
just one of us to the group chat, and then
she'll send something to me that was intended for someone else.
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And it's just like, but you gotta tell me. You
can't hide these things from me forty years old. I
gotta be old. I gotta, I gotta.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I mean, I know I'm fragile, right, but you haven't
talked to her since No.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I didn't want to, like I'm embarrassing her now, but
I didn't want to, like call her, make a big
deal out of it. She didn't want us to know.
And again, I think of it, we're that serious. What
if it's like a Colonoscopye, though it could be you know,
it could be That's what I mean, Like it could
be nothing.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, but it is frustrated.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
But she went unscented as opposed to being like, oh, sorry,
dad's having this, yeah or whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
So she doesn't want us to know for some reason.
Willie hide and stuff.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
My sister does this with me. She you know, she
raised me, but she but she also knows what I
can handle. And I'm very dramatic, so certain stuff she
just can't tell me. And I just have comes to
terms with like it's best for the both of us
because she'll be going to do a procedure or something
and I'll literally be having an anxiety attack crying in
the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
The press war a week and she's like, why put
you through all that?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah, I know that it comes from a wonderful place
and I would come to find out. Watch me find
out that Amanda does know. And I'm the only one
that doesn't know because they think I'm the weak one.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
No, that's the problem.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
But yeah, my mom texted the group chat when my
right before my sister was going to tell me that
she was pregnant, asking it because I guess Amanda told them,
didn't tell me, and then wanted to come on the
radio and tell me and wanted to plant it with
you guys. And so my mom was like, should I
tell Keiky about this because we were all together about
the surprise or whatever. I'm reading this group chat, going, oh,
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she's pregnant, But then it went away real fast because
Amanda then calls and tells her how to unsend it
the whole thing, and I already read it, and then
I'm like, Mom, I saw it. You didn't see anything
and nothing happened, blah blah blahlahlah, But I did. I
did see it, and I did know. And then, of
course my dad is famous for you know, my sister
and I were in Chicago and we're having breakfast one
morning and the phone rings is early and it's my
dad or no, and I didn't answer it, and then
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he texts me I need to speak with you both immediately.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
And I look at Amanda and I'm like, oh my god,
Mom's gone or something, and she's like what I'm like,
he wants us to leave the restaurant and call him
right now. And so we go out there and Amanda's
like shake, and I'm like, this is going to be
the worst call of our lives, right out in front
of eleven City Diner. And what does he say? The
cat died.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Oh. I'm like, well, that's that's very sad. It is
very very sad, right, But we thought Mom was no
longer with us, So I mean, like, I mean, honestly,
got orange should ever taste of her own medicine? You
should text or something like, Hey, Mom, I'm married. Delete.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Hey, don't hey Amanda to send the group check. Hey, Amanda,
don't tell mom right that I'm married. Yeah, Hey, the
weddings in Vegas tonight at eleven thirty
Speaker 1 (06:21):
But don't tell mom more Fred Show next right here,