$750 Showbiz Showdown Vs Jonathan

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Fred show. Do you have what it takes
to battle show biz? Shelley in the show Biz showdown?
How you doing? Hey? Doing good? Do good? Are you
with me on the laundry? I mean, I know you
got a baby and a husband and everything. I live alone.

(00:22):
You got to understand, Like I go home, I don't
see anybody the rest of the day. I want to
walk around my house naked. I walk around my house naked. Yeah,
I say, do what you want. I personally wouldn't sit
on my couch with like no barrier in between. But
that's just me. But whatever you want doesn't bother me.
I mean, you guys fail to mention my entire house
is covered in latex. I mean, I just the whole thing.
It's a big oh well right, sure that that helps.

(00:43):
I mean you guys, if at first you thought it
was weird when you came over, but now you understand,
Like someday I'm going to sell my house. I just
rip all the plastic off. It's gonna look brand new
to everybody. Sell the thing furnished, you know what I mean?
That's right. Plan like Grandma's living room that you weren't
ever in the French room. You weren't ever really allowed
to go in, Like, why don't we even have that? Yeah,
they don't go in there? Why why can't we sit
in the here? What's in points? For company? Jonathan is

(01:08):
here to take you on. Good morning, Jonathan. How you doing?
Good morning, Fred Jonathan, welcome to the program. Tell us
about you. So I am a purchaser for an industrial
company here in Illinois. Yeah yeah, I live in Roselle, Illinois,
just outside of Schoenberger. Oh god, I'm going to be
a father in September. Congratulations boy or girl? Do we know? Yes?

(01:29):
It's the boy. Oh congratulations. That is very exciting. Look
at you. You could use the money. Seven hundred and
fifty bucks. It gets you like one thing in diapers.
So that's cool yet formula, Yeah exactly. So let's do it.
It's seven fifty eighth. Shelley's record, twelve straight wins. It's
time to take on the gorilla. Good luck, guys, Okay,

(01:50):
good luck all right, Shelley, with all the respect. It
the hell out, Jonathan, here we go. See stone faced Jonathan.
No is no salutation to her whatsoever, No good luck,
no nothing. No, he's he's focused, he's in the game
right now, he's intimidating, which singer said she was ready
to adopt at the age of thirty five before meeting
her now boyfriend Benny Blanco. Rumor has it that Ryan

(02:14):
Reynolds hasn't hosted SNL recently in order to avoid an
awkward running with his ex wife's husband, Colin Jost name
his ex pass Okay. Mary Kate Olsen was spotted out
with her ex former pro hockey player Sean Avery, who
is Mary Kate's twin sister Ashley Jason. Kelsey's wife Kylie

(02:38):
got into an altercation with a fan after politely declining
to take a photo which NFL team that Jason recently
retire from and which about damn time. Singer Live reacted
to an episode of South Park that included her as
an alternative to popular weight loss drugs. Three two. That's

(03:00):
a three, all right, let's see if I don't think
that's going to hold up. But let's see, uh four
maybe but not a three? Shelley back from the boof
poof fencer within how did he got a three? Okay?
You ready, yes, which singer said she was ready to
adopt the age of thirty five before meeting her now
boyfriend Benny Blanco. Uh Selena Gomett. Yeah. Rumor has it

(03:22):
that Ryan Reynolds hasn't hosted SNL recently in order to
avoid an awkward running with his ex wife's husband, Colin
jos name his ex scarlettle Hampson. Yeah. Mary Kate Olsen
was spotted out where they're ex former pro hockey player
Sean Avery. Who is Mary Kate's twin sister? Actually Jason, Yes, right,
Jason Kelsey's wife Kylie got into an altercation with a
fan after politely declined to take a photo, which NFL

(03:43):
team did. Jason recently retire from the Eagles. That's right?
Is that right? Jason? Yeah? Sounds right to the Eagles
of the Eagles of you just said it, and yeah
it was Pittsburgh, the Pittsburgh Eagles. That's exactly right, and
which damn time singer live reactive to an episode of
South Park that included her as an alternative to popular

(04:05):
weight loss drugs, Lizzie, that's a win, my man. Jason.
Three is not a bad score. But he wasn't gonna
do it today, but you gotta say it. My name
is Jonathan. I got showed up on the showdown, you
know the rest, and I can't hang with the gorilla.
Not bad. That wasn't bad, Jonathan. You can't hang with

(04:36):
Please name that baby Fred. Oh, my doctor's listening right now.
I got strong lungs, so, I mean my cardiovascular system
must be intact. Hopefully are trainers listening to right? Hopefully
he is? Yeah, it required listening, Jonathan, hang out one second,

(04:58):
having I mean, I'm very dizzy. I have a good day, man,
and that congratulations again, thanks for being part of the
thirteenth Shelley. Yes, all right, tomorrow we're back eight hundred bucks.
Is the prize was that I eraced it a twelve
or thirteenth straight, So very nice job, Shells. We'll see
you tomorrow. Thank you. I hope you'll attend.