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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We get some sexy music on right now, Hang on
a second, let me just okay, here we go. I
got the sexy music on. Oh I think you said
sexy red music. No, you know that was Jason were
in charge. I said just sexy. I came in I
got to put the sexy music on because this is
a sexy topic. You got a new man in your
life and they're spending an awful lot of time together.
(00:24):
I mean, this is crazy. This is rapid speed. This
is this is moving at the speed of sound.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I mean, hey, hey, you moved pretty fast too. Fred.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
You weren't back to back relationships real quick he was
going through.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
When was that? That was several years ago? Yeah, that
was beginning of COVID. Yeah, we're all going six months.
I saw that one.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Anyway, you see how they all ski to downtown as
a kid saying I know he went there, wow, And
then I got a one way to ticket out of
there like every other one. So Kenn, get to the
point here Jesus and stopped distracting me. We're talking about
Kaylen sex life. So Kaylen, you said off the air
(01:11):
that you're excuse, I just gotta honor this year. Okay, anyway,
you said that your worst fear had been realized with
this new man in your life.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I wasn't really ready to talk about this, but let
me gather myself. So I have been told I've been
made aware that I may or may not fart in
my sleep.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Hell yeah, I have a lot of questions. Why would
someone ever make you aware of this?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I mean, it wasn't like nefarious, like I don't think
he was trying to make me feel bad. I think
what happened was his dog let out a little toot
and he jokingly said it was me, and I was like, well,
I would never do that, so it wasn't me. And
he was like, well you kind of and your sleep often.
And I was like no, I said, don't touch me,
don't look at me.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
This is over. I left.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Please, I uh huh wow. Please being honest, well, why
why are you may she needs to see a doctor?
You know, you know, why do you see a doctor?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Because I've been holding it in for three months. See
that's why this didn't do that. But I mean the
same thing.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I'm sure I'm doing the same thing because I'm in
a relationship and I'm over at somebody's house. I'm away
from myself, away from my environment when I'm when I'm
with other people, I'm holding it all in, hold up everything,
you know, and I can't.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
That cannot be good for you.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
And it's got to come out sometime, and it's probably
come out of the middle of the night. And I
would have no way of knowing this because ninety five
percent of the time I sleep alone, so I wouldn't know.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Plena, you've had.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
This issue, Oh my god, yes, So I hold it in.
You guys know like to fart and piece. So when
my husband looks to the firehouse those twenty four hours
or muss ripping it, Yes.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
It's it's just one solid hour.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
You played my time there. But I've been told that
in my sleep. But I was joking and being funny
and he told me the same thing. I've never shut
up so quick in my life. I've never so quick.
He's not going to get me with this, but yeah,
he's hurt it.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I mean he smelled it. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I'm not trying to be gross, but it's been so
bad before that, like I've left a hotel room or
left like a person's apartment and do the thing where
you just walk down the hall and yeah, every step.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
It's letting it out the whole hotel. It's probably the
best feeling in the world.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Or you get a really long one like I've had
like a twenty minute long run because I was.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Holding it for so there you go. No, yeah, it's real.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
It's this has also been reported by your significant other,
Big tim Kicky.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Oh yeah, man, it is such a humbling experience when
I first when they first tell you that you do that,
because like you're taking a back because you don't know
that you're doing that, so, you know, me being toxic.
I flipped it back on him, like why aren't you sleep, bro?
Like what are you staring at me? Why are you
watching me while I'm sleep? Like you should be sleep
as well, weirdo. And so that's how I kind of
(04:03):
flipped it. But like I can't help it, bro, either.
I'm gonna let it go throughout the day and interrupt
everybody's flow of business.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Business.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
It's gonna be a lady and keep it in the
sheets and you know, bray for him and looks because
I know that it'd be hot maybe yeah the.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Sheets are brown.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Up.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
I did the same thing I was like, even weirder
is why are you watching me sleep?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Something's wrong with you? But I was really just amparely too.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
And I'll never I'll never let him touch me again.
I mean, I'm not said or sleep again. I'm not
gonna just rip ass.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
There are just certain things that I'm not not doing it.
I don't think I'm ever gonna be comfortable doing. And
I'm a weirdo. Everybody knows I'm crazy. Everybody knows I'm
weird to But like, I can see myself hiding my
bodily functions for the rest of my life around somebody else.
And I realized that people say, oh, no, a couple
of years or a year, six months, all of a sudden,
anything goes.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
No, anything doesn't go. No, anything doesn't go. It doesn't go.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Also, like when you're holding it for so long and
then you have to pee his stupid bathroom is you
know right by everything you know?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
You let out a little pee too, and you're like,
oh crap, I'll turn the water on.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
I do they already know what you don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
They know, but they don't need to know.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Like, yes, I understand what happens, but I don't need
to remind you about it.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
It's all part of life.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
But wait till you wake yourself up from a huge fart,
and then and then you have to think of like wait.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Did he hear that? So then your heart's beating on
your sadoping, damn it. Dog. Yeah, I don't have a dog, but.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
A dog again, Like you don't have a dog, well, yeah,
I adopted one in the middle of the night, in
the night breaks.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
You know, it's weird every time. Yeah, I have.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I have one of those fart noise things on my boot.
I'm so funny, you know, so embarrassing. But how would
you know you're sleeping? You have no way of knowing.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Self conscious about being a sleep around anybody, like just
you know, anyway, if I'm on a girl's trip, I'm like,
y'all go to sleep first, Like I think about it now,
and I just wish he would have kept it.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
To his south right.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Yeah, I'm going to do night quill before bedtime for him,
you know, just mix a little in there because you
need to. I'm changed and I'll never sleep again.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Wow, I can't.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I really can't look at you the same way because
my sleep I'm proud of you.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Proud of me. It's not sexy, no, but.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
It's life, you know, it's if you, if they, if
you had a relationship and your significant other loves you,
just let it go.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
For you.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I completely disagree that that's that comes from a person
who's not asked his wife how she feels about you
walking around farting all the time.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
That's that's, that's who you are.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Like, it's either I do interesting too, especially when you
have cheese like mildew.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I know when I try and be considerate and conceal
my bodily functions. But in the sleep, there's nothing you
can do. There's nothing you can do about it.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Well, you need a new method because it doesn't work.
You need to I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
And it sounds like you need a new boyfriend. I do.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
We're gonna have to get rid of him and we're
gonna have to start over, just start from scratch.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Or never eat or something. Don't yeah, don't eat. Yeah,
there's another option too.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I mean, I would say that eating an entire burrito
before you go to bed every night is not I mean,
that's aggressive.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
More fresh show next
We get some sexy music on right now, Hang on
a second, let me just okay, here we go. I
got the sexy music on. Oh I think you said
sexy red music. No, you know that was Jason were
in charge. I said just sexy. I came in I
got to put the sexy music on because this is
a sexy topic. You got a new man in your
life and they're spending an awful lot of time together.
(00:24):
I mean, this is crazy. This is rapid speed. This
is this is moving at the speed of sound.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I mean, hey, hey, you moved pretty fast too. Fred.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
You weren't back to back relationships real quick he was
going through.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
When was that? That was several years ago? Yeah, that
was beginning of COVID. Yeah, we're all going six months.
I saw that one.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Anyway, you see how they all ski to downtown as
a kid saying I know he went there, wow, And
then I got a one way to ticket out of
there like every other one. So Kenn, get to the
point here Jesus and stopped distracting me. We're talking about
Kaylen sex life. So Kaylen, you said off the air
(01:11):
that you're excuse, I just gotta honor this year. Okay, anyway,
you said that your worst fear had been realized with
this new man in your life.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I wasn't really ready to talk about this, but let
me gather myself. So I have been told I've been
made aware that I may or may not fart in
my sleep.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Hell yeah, I have a lot of questions. Why would
someone ever make you aware of this?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I mean, it wasn't like nefarious, like I don't think
he was trying to make me feel bad. I think
what happened was his dog let out a little toot
and he jokingly said it was me, and I was like, well,
I would never do that, so it wasn't me. And
he was like, well you kind of and your sleep often.
And I was like no, I said, don't touch me,
don't look at me.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
This is over. I left.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Please, I uh huh wow. Please being honest, well, why
why are you may she needs to see a doctor?
You know, you know, why do you see a doctor?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Because I've been holding it in for three months. See
that's why this didn't do that. But I mean the
same thing.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I'm sure I'm doing the same thing because I'm in
a relationship and I'm over at somebody's house. I'm away
from myself, away from my environment when I'm when I'm
with other people, I'm holding it all in, hold up everything,
you know, and I can't.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
That cannot be good for you.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
And it's got to come out sometime, and it's probably
come out of the middle of the night. And I
would have no way of knowing this because ninety five
percent of the time I sleep alone, so I wouldn't know.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Plena, you've had.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
This issue, Oh my god, yes, So I hold it in.
You guys know like to fart and piece. So when
my husband looks to the firehouse those twenty four hours
or muss ripping it, Yes.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
It's it's just one solid hour.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
You played my time there. But I've been told that
in my sleep. But I was joking and being funny
and he told me the same thing. I've never shut
up so quick in my life. I've never so quick.
He's not going to get me with this, but yeah,
he's hurt it.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I mean he smelled it. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I'm not trying to be gross, but it's been so
bad before that, like I've left a hotel room or
left like a person's apartment and do the thing where
you just walk down the hall and yeah, every step.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
It's letting it out the whole hotel. It's probably the
best feeling in the world.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Or you get a really long one like I've had
like a twenty minute long run because I was.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Holding it for so there you go. No, yeah, it's real.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
It's this has also been reported by your significant other,
Big tim Kicky.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Oh yeah, man, it is such a humbling experience when
I first when they first tell you that you do that,
because like you're taking a back because you don't know
that you're doing that, so, you know, me being toxic.
I flipped it back on him, like why aren't you sleep, bro?
Like what are you staring at me? Why are you
watching me while I'm sleep? Like you should be sleep
as well, weirdo. And so that's how I kind of
(04:03):
flipped it. But like I can't help it, bro, either.
I'm gonna let it go throughout the day and interrupt
everybody's flow of business.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Business.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
It's gonna be a lady and keep it in the
sheets and you know, bray for him and looks because
I know that it'd be hot maybe yeah the.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Sheets are brown.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Up.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
I did the same thing I was like, even weirder
is why are you watching me sleep?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Something's wrong with you? But I was really just amparely too.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
And I'll never I'll never let him touch me again.
I mean, I'm not said or sleep again. I'm not
gonna just rip ass.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
There are just certain things that I'm not not doing it.
I don't think I'm ever gonna be comfortable doing. And
I'm a weirdo. Everybody knows I'm crazy. Everybody knows I'm
weird to But like, I can see myself hiding my
bodily functions for the rest of my life around somebody else.
And I realized that people say, oh, no, a couple
of years or a year, six months, all of a sudden,
anything goes.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
No, anything doesn't go. No, anything doesn't go. It doesn't go.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Also, like when you're holding it for so long and
then you have to pee his stupid bathroom is you
know right by everything you know?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
You let out a little pee too, and you're like,
oh crap, I'll turn the water on.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
I do they already know what you don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
They know, but they don't need to know.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Like, yes, I understand what happens, but I don't need
to remind you about it.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
It's all part of life.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
But wait till you wake yourself up from a huge fart,
and then and then you have to think of like wait.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Did he hear that? So then your heart's beating on
your sadoping, damn it. Dog. Yeah, I don't have a dog, but.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
A dog again, Like you don't have a dog, well, yeah,
I adopted one in the middle of the night, in
the night breaks.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
You know, it's weird every time. Yeah, I have.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I have one of those fart noise things on my boot.
I'm so funny, you know, so embarrassing. But how would
you know you're sleeping? You have no way of knowing.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Self conscious about being a sleep around anybody, like just
you know, anyway, if I'm on a girl's trip, I'm like,
y'all go to sleep first, Like I think about it now,
and I just wish he would have kept it.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
To his south right.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Yeah, I'm going to do night quill before bedtime for him,
you know, just mix a little in there because you
need to. I'm changed and I'll never sleep again.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Wow, I can't.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I really can't look at you the same way because
my sleep I'm proud of you.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Proud of me. It's not sexy, no, but.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
It's life, you know, it's if you, if they, if
you had a relationship and your significant other loves you,
just let it go.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
For you.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I completely disagree that that's that comes from a person
who's not asked his wife how she feels about you
walking around farting all the time.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
That's that's, that's who you are.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Like, it's either I do interesting too, especially when you
have cheese like mildew.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I know when I try and be considerate and conceal
my bodily functions. But in the sleep, there's nothing you
can do. There's nothing you can do about it.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Well, you need a new method because it doesn't work.
You need to I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
And it sounds like you need a new boyfriend. I do.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
We're gonna have to get rid of him and we're
gonna have to start over, just start from scratch.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Or never eat or something. Don't yeah, don't eat. Yeah,
there's another option too.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I mean, I would say that eating an entire burrito
before you go to bed every night is not I mean,
that's aggressive.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
More fresh show next
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