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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, how did you almost.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Rufio expose yourself to Jason Brown yesterday? Like I'm just
going through all the stuff for today. Yes, that was
your first contribution.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
It was.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
What yeah, you just wrote.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
I accidentally exposed myself to Jason Brown yesterday.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Accidentally almost exposed.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
This, accidentally almost missed this.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
It was in the bathroom yesterday.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Where it all goes, where Jason lurks.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
No, Jason, I know that it was none of Jason's fault.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
He wasn't lurking.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
It was none of Jason's fault, right, Jason is the
bathroom attendant that we don't have. Yeah, just to give
up that job that we didn't that doesn't exist.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
I don't even have a tip jar, which is there
to be.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
He just hands paper because he hands it to me
like while I'm being which is like spray.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
So I have to describe the bathroom for everyone. When
you walk the toilets, well you have to describe how
it's set up. So you walk into the after room.
There's two sinks on the left and then there's like
a little wall divider right that separates the two sinks
from the three urinals on the left side.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yes, and I have been in there.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
I've always wondered what do the women have like on
the left side or the right or whatever, like, because
we have a line of urinals and then a line
of stalls. Do you just have nothing on that wall?
Do you just have a line of stalls and then
just nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
When you first walk in, it's just like mirror, Yeah,
machine nos are where our urnals are?

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, that was my question.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Set up at I see you have.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
A couch in the other there's a hot tub and
a vending machine. Okay, well, yeah, we the hot one.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
The hot seems stressed because used to be longer, like
when you enter the first door. You guys used to
have that long mirror, but like the there yeah, and
there was a house. No, but there it was like
a long where our sinks were. There was like a
long mirror before you enter the other part of the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Okay, I was just curious. But anyway, so let's talk
get off track.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
So right, so stalls there's a little divider than.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
I hope this is a good story. I should have
previous story.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Okay, no, but when you if you ever when you
go to the men's room in the bathroom here you
walk in, you can't really see if there's someone in
the first year. You can't see the first yearine at all.
You can't see if someone's standing there using the urinal, right, okay,
the urinal. So I walk so, okay, so, and I

(02:33):
like to be super efficient in the bathroom. I don't
spend a lot of time in there. I get in
and I get out. So when I walk into the bathroom,
I start to, you know, get ready to use.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
The I honestly regret everything because okay, okay, okay, I
have let me, let me can I finish this?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
So you walked in, you started to the story.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Let me tell you all right, but I already okay,
I wouldn't even there, but go ahead.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
I have been warned. I haven't worn jeans since COVID.
I just wear a lastic waistband whatever. And when I
get to the bathroom, I get past the sinks and
I start to, you know, push down my mind.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
So he whips it out in advance of approaching.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
And then turn and then turn and use them and
use the urinal. Right, So I get past the sinks
and then starts to about it right, and Jason standing right,
and I.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Went as were most people. There's urinal divider.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Urinal divider approached the urinal within the divider and then
start to remove their private parts from the ara.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Not Rufio. He's walking towards the back because.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Normal you walk to the urinal set up, stand, undo
everything and go No, I start going past the sinks.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
As as soon as he walks out of the studio.
He starts.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
And then I just made a quick turn and then
start peeing. But there was Jason Browner. He was hidden
behind that wall, so.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
I didn't he was hitting on purpose, right, it does work, Yeah,
a little bit more attention.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
So I went and then when and then I followed that.
I also followed urinal code and I went to the
farthest one away.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Well, you got to follow your code. You can whip
out your man part well advanced in the bathroom. That
makes you follow urinal code. Rufo comes in swinging. Yeah,
drops his pants all the way down to his ankles.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
And then I went to the urinal. I was like, hey,
how you think that tangent lab is going to turn.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Out what you asked? You were like, actually, give me
a real question.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
You saw what I would cover that?

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, almost flashing me.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
I didn't know that that was a cover up, right,
you were wanting to have a conversation with Wow, I
should have paid more attention.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Yeah, because he did turn his head when he like
when you because you turn your head when someone comes
into the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Who it is, Right, he's coming up behind me walking around.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
You say in your.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Hand, already he's ready to go in advance. He's already
be efficient in the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
I've gotten got like that before because I'll walk in
and I'll start un yeah, fly, and someone will pop
out of nowhere.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
But I put everything back, but I'm zipping as I turn.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
I've done that.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
You wouldn't see anything, like because you everything's already back
and all I'm doing is zipping at that point, I've
done that.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Good. Yeah, but yeah you but it still doesn't look good. Wow. Okay.
It's like the same thing.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
When you're in the bathroom on the toilet, you have
to kind of make a noise to let someone else
know you're in there, you know, like.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Oh, no, I try if I'm using the toilet, toilet like,
I try and pretend like I'm not there.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
I even hide my feet so you.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Can't because because I wear the same checred vans some
form of checker advance almost every day. Yeah, and if
I'm in there, just if first of all, if I'm
in the toilet toilet, if I'm in the stall toilet,
we have a situation on our hands, like for me
to have braved up enough to use the public restaurant
because you know, I'm a weirdo and I don't like
using public restrooms. I don't even like the urinal, and
I'll use it. But we got a problem on our hands.

(05:58):
And so and I'm a large dude, so I'm almost
damn near hanging out the stall. So I need to
hide because if you come in there and damage is
being done you and well, maybe I should keep some poop.
But then if I went and put the poop shoes
on before I walk down of the studio, you'd know
what I was gonna do.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
I'd be announcing myself.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Change you know, in another room.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah, we'll get you a poop shoes room. Yeah, even
change it.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
And then I like to make I like to make
a noise when someone else goes into another stall, like
when they're you're like using using a year No, fine.

Speaker 6 (06:26):
Whatever you try to be quiet if they go into
another stall, I got to kind of make like a
you know, you're like you're grabbing tissue or make some
kind of noise because I don't want them to just
unload like they like no one's in the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Because sometimes people just go.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
At it in the bathroom to the we live in
a society people watch videos and stuff on their.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yeah maybe at home, maybe at home, but not no, no, no,
We're going in there, like we're trying to get in
and we're trying to get out, and I'm trying to
time it.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Do you ever time it?

Speaker 2 (06:59):
So like if there's someone else in there that they
if they start to like if it starts to rustle,
like they're done, then then I'll wait, oh yeah until
they're gone, right exactly exactly. Yeah, yeah, Like I'll extend
for thirty seconds because like they're leaving and I don't
really want to have that exchange that we are an
hour walking out of the stall together and looking at
each other like you just did yeah sort of that.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
Yeah, yeah, I do watch TikTok.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah that is. He'll be at the like take a break,
you guys for five seconds, put the phone down.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
He puts it on the little ledge of the year,
and I can't watch all of them in here, so
I have to do it at some point, you know.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
But there are probably no secrets in the women's in
the ladies room, right, Like there's no secrets. I mean
everyone knows what's going on with everybody, right.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
I don't duty if people are in there, I would
never Yeah, And.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Like if you carry your whole bag in there, then
that means something's up right, like or you wouldn't leave
your bag outs, like if you needed stuff from inside
the bag when you're install Oh, like.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
A tampon or something. Oh no, I'll just throw it
in my bra or my pocket alight.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, but I don't care if someone knows I'm changing
my tampon the duty though I'm not really.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
Then you got the creepoles that that will look through
that you ever see that you ever make.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Eye contact when you're in the toilet and.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Someone where are you going? Stopping gaps in the doors.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
You've never never had anyone make contact a stranger making
I know.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Some out there that will look, and then you make
your looking to make sure that they don't see you,
and then you I have never.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Suggestion I would call the police.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
I would call the police. I would call the authorities,
a FBI. We get the at s on here, I
don't everybody come with sheriff. The Sheriff's coming out like
what I mean, don't you don't look at me?

Speaker 1 (08:49):
No icon? See yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
This is not good.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
I thought you would use the bathroom here for it.
I heard them. Why are you making eye contact? Oh
my god, yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
I'm okay. Well maybe I am glad I asked that story.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Now, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
I was going to start the show with if you've
ever wondered what anyone's political stance is, just get on
social media right now. I mean I opened Facebook this
morning for the first time in a while, just you know,
as I do my morning scroll, and you know, the
first thing, alarm goes off. I grabbed my phone, I like,
clear everything, go through the emails. Could I go to
bed at like four pm? So, I mean, are there

(09:32):
are like normal there are emails that came in for
normal business hours that I haven't gotten to yet because
I was asleep, you know, because my normal business hours
are four am to like eleven am. So I just
go through everything and then you know, I read. I
knew because I was watching the basketball game West Sage
and stuff, so I knew, you know, sort of what
had been going on in the world. But then this morning,
it's just like wow, like we're not even some people

(09:55):
aren't even pretending to be neutral, like yeah, no, and
there are some folks said I didn't know how strongly
they felt about like I've never been more whatever, and
I'm like, wow, okay, wow, I'm on both sides. I
just I was just if you've ever been curious about
anyone's affiliation, just go to Facebook because everyone feels the

(10:18):
need to post it there apparently, and it's aggressive and
these are dire times.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Get off my Facebook, Fred, these.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Are dire times you posted something political on Instagram. It
was basically like you're you're trapped in the middle.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
You just yeah, there are no options. It's just bad
times right now. It's scary.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
But yeah, it was just I mean, literally, I'm just
scrolling through Facebook going oh, oh, I don't. I had
no idea you felt that strongly.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
You know. Instagram's so shady because it'll show you like
who likes a post or who commented, So if you
catch a road comment, I'm like a post that you
didn't know someone felt that way. I'm like, oh, okay,
we out here, you know, like in the comment section.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
But yeah, no, it was exhausting to be alive yesterday. No,
it's aggressed, so maybe on both sides. I just wow.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
I mean, but if you've ever wondered, like I wonder
what that person's political affiliation is, we could find out
very quickly right now today because everyone felt the need
to come out.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
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