Medieval Times Is The Best

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Kiki, have you ever seen Scrooged with Bill Murray when
he wakes up during Christmas future while his body is
being cremated.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
I think you would change your mind what he woke
up about being cremated. Yeah, I don't think you want that.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Really, You'll be embalmed before being put in a casket,
so you wouldn't have to worry about that, Kiki Alls,
these are all texts. This is why in medieval times
they used to bury people with a string tied to
a bell around their fingers, so if they woke up,
they could ring the bell and people would come dig
them up. At first, I was like, why are they
burying people at medieval times? During okayed the dead ringer.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
That's where the term dead ringer comes. Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Oh interesting, there's another term that came from that too,
I believe from medieval times. When you eat a turkey
leg with your hand, it said it's dragon. By the way,
what is dragon that you eat at medieval times? Oh,
you're not eating a turkey leg. No, it's dragon, dragon's
blood and dragging. Oh my bad stew and draggon. It's
hard for me to know, since I've never been there.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I go there when I field trip.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
When am I? I mean, I have no problem with it.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
I mean, God bless you if you want to go
to medi But when would I go to medieval time?

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Like you mean, get un and everything dragon? What else do?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Why you dragon? And what else you get? What else
they feed you?

Speaker 4 (01:19):
No, it's like a dragon, like a it's a cornish
like a cornish hend whatever, like a little minute chicken.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Wah too checked out for me? Anyway, I don't want to.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Dragon tails like the bread fun, it's fun.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
I don't remember the dragon part. I just remember the drinks.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Oh, he said, if you like, if that's a fun
family activity, then I love you for that. Like nice entertainment.
But can you imagine? Can you imagine how much I
would get roasted? If I walked in here? Was like, yeah,
I met the ship on dating. I went to medieval
times this week date you guys wouldn't kill me?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
The tournament and fun?

Speaker 5 (01:48):
Okay, winds when you go in your night, when your night,
the greatest feeling in the world, the.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Greatest feeling in the world. You have your child, get married,
or graduate from college. Some night, wind it's the greatest
feeling in the world.