Divorce Registry

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Also the Tangent Live or Offer on Censor podcast from
over the weekend. If you weren't able to go or
you missed it, you missed a lot and the audio
is up on the iHeart appisards for the Frendshoe on
demand click on the Tangent, including the controversial Flashing Lady
multiple flashings Wow. And there was an indecent proposal as well,
which has been a lot of people have been wondering

(00:20):
for the people who heard it or were there was
there any sort of the income of that, And the
answer is no, there was no follow up. There's none whatsoever.
I'm not saying whether I would have done or no,
I would, I would cop to it, but no, there
was there a lot of talk and not a lot
of follow through on that. Would you do it? Absolutely not.
I was just making sure that you didn't because I yes,

(00:42):
when I didn't see you anymore, I didn't see them either. No.
I feel like I would wind up in a bunch
of pieces, like at the bottom of the river somewhere
if I did that. But it was an interesting proposition.
Would you do a roovial No? No, no. Paulina. Back
in the day when you were for the streets. Listen.
That's always on one of my fantasies. I've been I've
told you guys, right, yeah, that the being the third

(01:04):
person to join the Yeah, the party would be fun.
So I'm not gonna say no. Never say never. Yeah Jason,
uh well, the husband next husband, he was pretty hot.
But having her there, I don't think it will work.
I think having him there wouldn't work for me. So
maybe you take him and I take her and then
off we go. It was something though, Calen, would you

(01:25):
do it? I've been asked to be a third and
I would consider it, but I wasn't attracted to the couple.
But and not that was no with that specific couple, No,
I would not because they've got too much going on. Yeah,
there was a lot. There's there's lots of pack. Yeah
they're hot, but like it was a lot. They were
good looking people. They were good looking. People will say that.
But if I was single and I was attracted to

(01:47):
the couple, yeah, it was like the two of the
two of us and you and I'm like, but what
can I get rid of the dude? And then he
was like, sure, have my wife. It was his ex wife.
But then it was not his ex. Yeah, it was
very unclear what was actually going Scared he get pissed
after you did it, or I don't know, there's too
much room for you're gonna wind up dead or on
some websites somewhere or both. Wow. So I was worried

(02:07):
about would you this was from WGN, but would you
uh participate in a a divorce registry? Jesus, So this
is an actual thing, I guess. The argument being that

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people when they get married, they have, you know, monogram
towels with their names on it, and and I don't
know all the things that you get when you're bedding
and plates and all these different things, and then you
you get divorced, and somebody usually winds up with nothing,
you know, somebody winds up having to move out of
the house and they don't really split the stuff up.

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So now you're in a new house, you don't have
any sheets, I guess. And so there's a website now
called Fresh Starts. It's a gift to registry specifically for
rebuilding after divorce. It's also packed with vetted experts if
needed in other resources. Divorce registries are part of a
trend towards breaking the stigma of broken marriages, along with
divorce parties and formal divorce announcements akin to wedding and

(03:13):
marriage news. So you would, I don't know, I would
send this I get divorced, I would send this link
out to you, and then you would buy me stuff
from my house because well I already bought you stuff
for the wedding, right, but now I gotta buy you
more stuff. My thing is depending on how long you
were married. I want what I gave you back, give
you my yeah? Yeah? Do I get a refund? Like?

(03:35):
Is it pro rated? Right? The bachelorette, the bridesmaid? I mean, sorry, whoa,
something just took over? But like I know, okay, you
want me to leave a tip? Here, leave a tip?
Then now I gotta give you a divorce press much? Yeah?
I mean I would say that if you're married for
any less, if you're married for less than like two years,
then I should I should be entitled to a refund

(03:57):
for all expenses incur in in you know, participating in
your wedding. And now you're asking me to furnish your
new house. What if I helped I heard you furnish
the first one? What about a single registry. Okay, how
about that, I'm gonna send that out. What your snipping is,
what's a brilliant idea? Okay, we can send ours up
right period, let's sick man? Were not single? Technically? Right technically?

(04:27):
I mean you guys, you know you all have someone
to cuddle with it night. I don't, So you should
feel bad for me and buy me stuff. I think
you're doing just fine. Yeah, bro, that is the gift,
you know what? That's how about that? How about how
about everybody gets one registry opportunity in their lives, in
their life, because like, what if I never get married,

(04:48):
then I never get no one ever has to buy
me anything for my wedding. So how about if I
turn fifty and I'm not married, you all gotta buy
me a wedding gift and I can, I can register
myself for me. I will get behind that very down
because I never know what to get you. Yea every
year for your birthday to let us know what you want. There,

(05:08):
you go, something that you'll use and wear. Please not
to use it were the only thing I haven't used
is the butt bleach and the and the twenty three
and me and the twenty three in me. That's only
two things that you've given me that I haven't used.
Y'all gave me a butt bleaching that was that was

(05:28):
given to me prior to your time, and the twenty
three in me. Because both of those you're give it.
He's gonna give it. The kiki. It's just like your
shoes with the giky what. Oh yeah, that's trying. Yeah,
but she's clenching. Is you know what? Whoever has the

(05:51):
ugliest butt out of it? More Frendshell next