Radio Blogs: Kaelin Got Busted

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Talking back. Yeah, they talk better than talking about These
are the radio blogs on the Fred Show. Okay, it's
like we're writing in our diaries, except we say I'm aloud.
We call them blogs. And Caitlin's got one go Deer blog.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
So I got busted real bad the other day. And
if anyone's ever had to have like a shared laundry
situation in a building or whatever, then you might be
able to relate to this. So I was at my
friend Hillary's the other night, hot Hilary, as Fred calls her,
hell yea, and she had work in the morning and

(00:35):
she needed to wash her scrub.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
She's a nurse, right, So she.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Goes out to switch her laundry load and she comes
back really frustrated, and she's like, oh my god, he
always does this. And it's a smaller building, it's not
like a high rise. She knew exactly the neighbor who
did it, and she's like, he always does this. He
leaves his crap in the washer and he doesn't change it,
and like it's getting late at night, like she has
to work whatever.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
So we wait a while, wait a while to be courteous.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
And we might have, you know, drinking a little wine,
maybe a little left handed cigarette, and I was like,
left hand, we might have been dabbling. The Devil's at us.
So I was like, I have an idea. I'm like,
I'm going to take a stand.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
I like stand up for other people, way easier than myself.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
So I'm like, we're gonna sand like this always happens,
this is BS.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
So we I'm like, we're going to go out there
and we're not going to do anything. We're just going
to take his laundry and just set it in the dryer,
like I'm not going to turn it on.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
I don't mess with equals now, and see how that
would be a problem because you because that was my
first thought. Can it was okay, so you just put
the stuff with a dryer, turn it on. But you
can't because who knows, Maybe he didn't want everything dry.
Maybe you wind up ruining some of his clothes. So
I get what, you can't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, Like if somebody put you know, my nice panties
in the dryer, I'd be really upset.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Oh no, not the not the nice one, No, not
the nice ones. I would cry.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
So we we were like, okay, we'll go out there
and we'll set it in there, no big deal, and
like we're we're like, we're going to be really fast
because again we're high, and we were like thinking everything's
a bigger deal than in it.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
So we sneak out.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
I'm not even like wearing pants and we're switching all
this guy's crap and down comes the guy. He totally
busts us and we're like, we're literally just staring this guy.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
And so we've run.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Back in her apartment because for some reason we thought
that was like the better thing to do, and he
was very chilling, like hey, you know, like trying to
figure out what these women are doing with his boxers
in their hands. And so we go back in the
room and she's like, kayln, I live in a small building.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
I have to see this guy. He goes to the gym,
I work out out, Like what are we gonna do?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
And so our messed up brains go, we'll write them
a note. We're gonna write them a note. So we
start writing him notes and every note we'ressed up, Like
every note starts off really nice, like you know, dear so,
and so we're really sorry. But then Hillary was so frustrated,
she'd be like, but you really shouldn't leave yourself. And
then so we're like, I'm like, you can't gell at
him in this note. If we're apologizing, rip the note off.
We had one hundred drafts. We never left a note.

(02:53):
We got busted touching some guy's unmentionables, and it was
it was a situation. And now she's like, I can
never run into him ever again, Like she runs the
other way when she sees it.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
And because it is, I think you get like a
in a shared environment when there's no other machine to use.
I think you get like a maybe twenty minute grace
period before somebody can move your stuff. The problem is
as a dude, imagine the other way around. Imagine if
you'd walked in and he was moving Hillary's pontis all
of a sudden, he was in creep. So I feel like,

(03:23):
as I feel like, I don't know, I probably would
just avoid the whole scenario, yeah, and just be like
for you know, I'm gonna have to wait, But people
need to be courteous. We live in a society.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah, she said, he leaves it for like hours, and
if it wasn't her scrubs and also if I didn't
want to go to bed very badly, then I probably
wouldn't have touched his stuff. But we got busted and
now she's hiding from him.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
I can never go back there.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
And you know we're idiots.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, I think. I think it's just easier. I'm just
thinking about this in the course of a relationship or
in context of a relationship. Everyone does their own laundry.
I know it's a different topic, but I'm just thinking
about like, I don't I don't know I would mess
it up because my first thought in my brain was, well,
just stick it in the dryer and turn the dryer
on for the guy. No, you can't do that. I'm
not allowed anymore to do hobbies laundry for that reason.

(04:08):
Ye know how many shirts I've shrunk. You can't even
go to work anymore properly.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Oh my god. Yeah, you dry everything, and I would
be so sad if you put all my I barely
dry anything.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
I would be so sad if you put myself in
the dryer. Yeah, I do. I watch everything on cold
and I hang up some stuff, but especially my panties,
I my unmentionables hang more freadshell next