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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Fread Show. This is what's trending. All right?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
You got this is serious? Now, this is this is
very serious. I am broadcasting this morning from our North
Carolina Fred Show compound, and it has been brought to
our attention via the team here and also some textures
from the great city of Raleigh, North Carolina, where you
could listen to us that pornhob is not available in

(00:26):
North Carolina either, and I can confirm that I apparently
cannot access it in the entire state.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Like it just it pulls up this like what thing,
dear user.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
As you may know, your elected officials in Virginia are
requiring us to verify your age before allowing you to
access our website. I don't know why it says Virginia.
I'm not in Virginia, but anyway, anyway, I can't, like,
I can't go there. I didn't realize that was even
possible if I had I wanted to. And I've been
here for several days and Jay and he was in

(01:01):
Texas for about fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
And he knew this right trying to get on their error.
So what have I been doing? I mean this whole time,
I guess I'm been doing that. I believe you've gone
this long. So what do people do?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Get like one of those vpad or whatever, and then
they can look at it. I mean, wow, we live
in we live in America, and we're being blocked access
to that. This is terrible. I'm leaving immediately. I gotta
go to get to get in the air. Putt putt Airfred.
I'm gonna move over to another state. Take me over
to Tennessee something like that. Surely I could look at

(01:31):
it there. This is wild a bunch of texta this morning.
You guys are seriously the best I'm a professional show for.
I wouldn't make it through my morning without you guys
making me laugh like this. I mean, thank you, but
I'll be honest with you. I thought the last twenty minutes,
but I have no idea what happened. We started talking
about one thing, we wound up talking about Coakawa days
and yeah, toasty buns.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
I blacked out.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Jason, he ran out.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I don't a number of people though sharing sharing the
elation really is. It's almost like erotic feeling when you
open your fridge and realize there's food in there that
you didn't know that you forgot that you put in there.
I mean, there are fewer greater feelings in life. I
must say. Some people would say like the birth of
their child or something like that. I would say, opening

(02:16):
up my fridge to a torta with toasted Mexican buns,
and I would say that that would probably make that
that's as that's as high as high could be.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Top tier, especially if I am high. Have you really yeah, like.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Left your food in a car and that person drove
off with it, Like whether it's like a date or
a friend.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Oh that happened to me with you, Pauline? What? Yeah,
we went to the casino that night. I can't remember.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
I couldn't get in, and so I left my food
from the Fascar place? Yes?

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yes, did you eat it?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Pea?

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Oh I sure did?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Hell yeah we eating Kiki's leftovers the.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Next edge.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Find your rental car? My god, can we forget that?

Speaker 2 (02:59):
No?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
I'll never forget that.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah, that was a terrible That was just a terrible day.
They have they have this apple pie in dor County
wherever the hell that is Wisconsin? Is that what that is?
And uh? And it's like a like a ten pound
apple pie. I don't know how many apples go into
making this thing, but it is just massive. And it
was like, I think it was like fifty bucks this pie,
and you go to this place you get it, and

(03:21):
it was amazing. And then we go to the airport
and we go for the flight, and we get in
the flight and we're, you know, halfway home, and I'm like,
where's the pie And it's like, oh my god, we
left it in the rental car. And then at that
I tried to call the rental car company and be like, hey,
go out there and eat that pie, and which is
not euphanism, like it really there's a pie out there.
There really is an apple pie in the car. And

(03:43):
they had already closed. So not only that, but it
was like probably terrible, like it was a waste. It
was like, ah, the worst is why we attached so
many memories to food.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
I mean really, like what do you think you touch?
Do you attach more memories to food or music? Do
you think?

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Music, I think yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
I can remember what I ate on some really great
you know, like milestone nights, holidays. I can remember like
one of the guys meals in my life.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
I can remember really good meals from like my whole life,
can't you.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
No, I don't can't.

Speaker 6 (04:15):
I mean I I love food. I mean I remember,
I don't know throughout my whole life. I wouldn't say.
I mean music is just always present for me, I guess,
but I do think about my next meal constantly.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Like it's always like.

Speaker 6 (04:30):
I'm already thinking about what I'm getting for lunch and
it's just ruminating in there.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Nice yeah, yeah, what are you thinking? A torta with
the Mexican bun that's toasted?

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Well, she through a curveball there.

Speaker 6 (04:40):
Yesterday I ordered a chicken sandwich from somewhere that's like
known for chicken, and they just gave me a bun
and a piece of chicken. So maybe a redo of that,
I don't know, wait, a bun.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
And a piece of what was supposed to what else
was supposed to be on there?

Speaker 6 (04:54):
I would assume there's other toppings, like when you order
like cold straight from the menu. It was h it's
the one down the street from from the station. But
I'm assuming there's like supposed to be like lettuce, tomato,
anything else, A piece of grilled chicken.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Well, I mean, if you go to Chick fil a,
that's what you get. You get a bun and chicken.
That's what you get. Yeah, isn't that breada? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
I don't It is bread and it is it is breada,
but that's just more bread. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (05:21):
I mean I usually would like a little more on
my sandwich than just checking.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Training stories. This morning, I'm like, yeah, that is tragic.
That is really awful. No, it's gonna ruin my day now.
I think a bowlberry biscuit. Yeah, bread, I need to
get me a bowberry biscuit. I need to get some
bow Jangles going k. I don't know how well the
bowberry biscuits travel, but maybe yeah, maybe just bring you.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
I'll have it on Monday. That's fine, okay, if.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
You if you ever pass through the South, Atlanta Charlotte
Airport has them. You know, if if you're not from
the Carolinas of the South, I highly recommend that you
get some bow Jangles. It is truly life changing. It
is delicious. Yes, your heart might stop, but it would
be you know, a happy ending. But not that have

(06:08):
because you can't have YouPorn on your phone if you're
eating Bojangles, apparently in various states. I've heard that states
have tried to do this before. I did not believe
it that my access could be blocked.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
This is terrible.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
I'm coming home immediately. After forty one years and eight
thousand episodes, Pat Sajack's final term as the renowned host
Wheel of Fortune airs today, so it already was filmed.
He's done. Vana White issued a really emotional statement in
a video. But Pat Sajack eight thousand episodes. I tried
to figure out how many of these shows we've done

(06:42):
over the years, and I can't.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
I can't mind it.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Certain I think it's somewhere around three thousand, but I
can't be sure. So for those of you who complain
like that one day is less funny than the other
or whatever, it's like, we've done three thousands of these things. Okay,
find one that's funny. There's bound to be one that's
funny somewhere out of three thousand, Right, we had to
have been funny at least once, I would think. But yeah,

(07:07):
that airs today. If you want to watch that, all
sorts streaming. For the first time ever, a pregnant woman
will be featured on a Cereal box cookbook. Author and
chef Molly Baz will be in a special edition of
the brand Special Case Cereal. It's part of Kellogg's Special
for a Reason campaign, which the company says features inspiring individuals.
Bass recently made headlines after a billboard of her promoting
a best breastfeeding supply company was supportedly pulled out of

(07:30):
rotation in Times Square in New York. Kellogg says it's
part of a collaboration with her and the Serial Giant
will be donating twenty five thousand dollars to United Ways
Women's United Program. The program works to build powerful networks
of women who will strengthen our communities and through an
investment of talent, compassion, and philanthropy. So, Paulina, I'm sure

(07:51):
you're not the first, but you must be the only
current radio personality who is breast pumping while while playing
game shows on a radio show.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
That has to be very rare, very rare.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
I think it's super unbrand for me though.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
It's super unbrand to sit here pump, you know, get
my breast smoke out, and also.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Do radio at the same damn time.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
And you're very discreet too. Like I would.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
If I didn't know, I wouldn't know. But you know,
you do what you gotta do. You got to whip
it out, you know, you got to get a big
pump in here. Whatever you gotta do, do it. I
just want you to know you're you know you're you're
enabled however you need to be.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
Thank you. I feel super supportive in this room, I
really do.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
I mean, no one says anything, no one complains.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
I'm my breast milk just sitting right next to my coffee.
Everyone just proceeds as usual.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Just don't get that mixed up. I mean, I realize
it's healthy, you know.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
We're not going to make you go into the supply
closet too, or whatever they try.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
And get you to do to pump your breastmoke. No,
you can do it right out in the open. It's oh.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
I appreciate that. While on the radio too, While on air,
it's natural.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Speaking of fireworks, a popular la YouTuber is facing an
explosives charge, with federal prosecutors accusing him of directing a
video stunt in which fireworks were blasted from an airborne
helicopter at a speeding Lamborghini.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
This is all. This is Kiki.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
You didn't step up your game, okay, you want people
to watch more of your tiktoks. This is the level
that we need to be at. We need Lamborghinis, helicopters,
and explosives. Apparently this guy who goes by Alex Choi.
He was arrested on Wednesday in charge with one count
of causing the placement of an explosive or incendiary device
on an aircraft. This guy has almost a million followers

(09:31):
on YouTube and about the same on Instagram. The video
is titled Destroying a Lamborghini with Fireworks. If it's an
eleven minute video, it's no longer online. You can't see
it anymore. It shows two women shooting fireworks out of
a helicopter towards a Lamborghini. After shooting what appears to
be a live action version of a fictionalized video game scene,
the video transitions to a behind the scenes look at

(09:53):
how Choi shot the first third of the video. During
this portion of the video, he allegedly makes various references
to him self coordinating the shoot. According to the US
Attorney's Office, this is where we're at now.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
We've raised the bar.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
This is dumb I'm already running from the cops. I
don't need to keep shitting fireworks.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Okay, well you want people to watch the Cooking with
Kiki and Ryan show. Yes, I think we need to
incorporate helicopters, Lamborghinis and fireworks.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
I don't have the budget trying to get a boat.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
I mean, okay, a boat with a helicopter, as fireworks
would do. I mean, we can get rid of the Lamborghini.
We can move it over to a boat.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
A boat might be safer because we're already in the water.
So I'll start.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
And now, Rufio, you're an amusement park guy. We got
some amusement park people here. Now, what could possibly go wrong?
Notsbury Farm is an amusement park in southern California, and
they're going after people who cut in line.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yes, and now.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
They're asking visitors to tell security, yes about anyone who's
doing this. So they're actually signs placed throughout the park
warning guests that line jomping or holding spots in line
is not permitted. The park is asking people to report
any offenders by texting nots very arm security and if
you're caught cutting in line, you'll be kicked out of
the park. Hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about. You

(11:06):
strike me as the guy who'd be cutting in line.
Are you also the guy who's gonna cut in line
and also turn other people in for cutting in line?

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Hey, I don't cut in line.

Speaker 7 (11:15):
I wait in line unless I have some kind of
fast pass or you know, I don't believe.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yeah or whatever, I don't either.

Speaker 6 (11:20):
No.

Speaker 7 (11:20):
Yes, I wait in the line like everyone else does.
But then you see those people that are like, hey,
come on, I'm right here, let's go it, and you
make that face.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
You know you make that.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
You know I'm gonna see you getting mad if somebody
even like tell their kid, like, come on up to
the line, baby, don't see.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
You be like me gets in the bag. I mean,
I waited all this time.

Speaker 8 (11:39):
And then, dude, it's kind of like the same thing
on the road when the person, you know, the merging
lage just goes all the way to the front. Yeah,
and I will, I will put my car halfway in
the other lane to block these people from.

Speaker 7 (11:52):
Getting in front of me because I waited the fifteen.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
To twenty minutes already.

Speaker 7 (11:55):
Yeah, and then people just come zooming up using the shoulder,
using the cut off, but.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
To the end.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, how dare they fred?

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Why you yell me? Why you yell around here?

Speaker 1 (12:07):
It's the same thing.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Look at this guy vigilantia. Yes, so you're the guy.
You're the guy who's gonna rade everybody else out.

Speaker 7 (12:16):
Yes, because there's people even behind me that have been
waiting just as long.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Don't you think it's karma? Though?

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Like, don't you think you just mind your own business
and let those people Like, don't you think kara karma?

Speaker 7 (12:26):
You cut in line, you get kicked out, that's karma.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Haven't you ever seen like the aggressive driver on the road,
the one who's like pulls up and tailgates you and
wants to go like, you know, one hundred miles an
hour and it's annoying, and then they like you'll go
around you all aggressively and then like maybe five miles
down the road, you see they got pulled over.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Like what I'm saying is I feel like these people
are gonna get their own You don't have to be
the one to rat them out.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Well, if the company and it just gets stitches rooveoed, the.

Speaker 8 (12:50):
Business is promoting it, then it's you know, I'm saying
it's not snitching if they're like, hey, we want you
to to tell all these people.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
I love how the guy who's most like we to
scam someone is also the one who's most likely to
turn them.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
In, right rules?

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah, right, No, No, we live in society, people, But.

Speaker 6 (13:08):
You scam and then you want to run to follow
the rules?

Speaker 2 (13:10):
People, Yes, we live in a society and you don't
often follow the rules.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
You're the thing.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
What about you going down to McDonald's every day with
the same cup and filling it up.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
What if someone told on you? How would you feel
about that?

Speaker 7 (13:23):
Well, somebody obviously did because they taking all those machines away.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
That's what happens. And how do you feel about that
someone ruined it for you? Exactly? Someone ruined it? What
do you mean exactly? So you wouldn't be the one
to ruin it for other people? Then you're passing it along.
What ruining other people's fun?

Speaker 2 (13:41):
You're mad that someone ruined your fun, but you have
no problem ruining other people's fun if it inconveniences you.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yes, exactly, Okay, I'm glad we got.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
To the bottom of that all right. Way to make
sense of it? If it inconvenience is rufio it's a problem. Yes,
If it benefits Rufio, it's not a problem.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
Right.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
I don't know why we're yelling, but I'm love. We're
here right now

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