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Speaker 1 (00:00):
No one's entertainer report he's on the Bread Show.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
The woman serving thirty years for murdering singer Selena wants
to resume her career in the music industry upon her
potential release next year. I don't know about all this,
so Yolanda Celdivar says, more specifically, her dream job would
be as Shakira's assistant.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Right.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
She says she's been following her career for years while
she's been behind bars, and Shakira did not directly respond,
but her fans took a social to express fear and
said stay away from her. Yolanda served as the president,
of course of Selena's fan club and manager of her
boutiques before her family fired her for embezzlement from both
organizations in early March of nineteen ninety five. Of course,
(00:44):
on March thirty first of that year, she killed the singer.
Her parole date is set for March thirtieth of next year.
So Sekira, Shakira, beef up your uh.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah, I'm thinking Curia doesn't need to be managing any
talent right or really like anything.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Any living thing. Yeah, she really needs to stay in
right forever, like I.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Understand, Like she killed someone, so she obviously is Looney
Tunes anyways, But how do you think that that's something
that you can do against.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
That's going to give you that job? Like, oh, yeah,
you're qualified, right, So I am looking for management, but
you know, I don't know avaiable. We're coming into a
contract here, guys, So I don't know. I need someone
that is a true enforcer. Maybe yeah, maybe these guys
(01:31):
around here take me a little more seriously. If if
that were my agents, then against she kills me.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, she cares her own people.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
No, never, I would like that. Maybe they would be like,
go ahead and hire her.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
No, and Shekira's got those legal problems, Like we don't
need it, you know, we need a crisis manager. Ed
Sharon said that he ate chicken wings for a year
and a half during what he called his fat phase
while touring the US. So he was on a podcast
and talked about how he really started packing on the
pounds as he attempted a no carb diet. He made
understood what that meant and what he could eat though,
so he said, I used to think no carbs meant
(02:04):
no bread, no fries, and I was like, Okay, I
can eat chicken wings, and I just ate chicken wings
for a year and a half and I put on
full stone, which is fifty six pounds.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Apparently you were looking it up because I was going
to ask what a stone was full stone?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
He said, I don't have an off switch, and I'll
have one thing to eat, and you know, I don't
have that switch. So if I have that, I need
to order more and more and more, which yeah, I think, yeah,
you probably can't just eat wings for an entire year
and a half. But elsewhere in the interview, dream though, yeah, no, yeah,
it sounds fine. I wish that was a no carb diet.
He confirmed that he did get rid of his cell
(02:38):
phone almost a decade ago, and we've heard this for
a while, said, I haven't had one since twenty fifteen.
He has something that he can like videos and watch
stuff on social or put something up if he wanted to.
But he got rid of his phone in December of
twenty fifteen after realizing he had too many contacts from
before he got you know, a little famous, said, I
had the same number since I was fifteen years old,
(03:00):
and I had ten thousand contacts and it was just
people would text me the whole time, and I was
constantly in touch with a lot of people. So he
feels like no phones is you know, nobody expects you
to reply and so you get out of a lot
of stuff, which is he probably knows peace to be honest.
Nick Cannon, father of twelve, has taken out a ten
million dollar insurance policy on his cajones. So he based
(03:24):
that number on factors such as quote, this is a quote, size,
favorite features, and bedroom maneuvers using Doctor Squatch's ball valuation tool.
Who the hell is that with his new insurance policy
he has been bestowed the title of the most valuable
or having the most valuable balls, at least in doctor
Squatch's eyes.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
That's the guy that makes like did body the order
and right? Doctor Squatch? I don't know, but if only
there were a way we could find out.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah, could you please google it? Because I don't know
who doctor Scotch. I do, but Jason needs to be
the new doctor Squatch and you know, check if they
can be insured and for.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
A little inspection. Yeah you know, okay, yeah, go first,
there is part of me that would love to know,
you know, how you would evaluate what I have to
offer in an objective. Way I could be objective. Yeah, no,
I would. I would be curious to know how, you know,
if I've got to if what I have is appealing
(04:21):
to to you know, yeah, I mean probably to everybody
i'd like, because you know, I like secretly I like
to be liked.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Of course. Well yeah, and your excess have given you
good press, which is always you.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
It's amazing, it is amazing, very kind of them. Like,
that's the last thing I'm going to do with somebody
like that I don't like is be like, man, I
really it didn't work. I don't like that person, but
boy I got that sang though I'm not giving people
that kind of pr Maybe that makes me a bad guy,
but like, I'm not going to be out here being like,
yeah I didn't work out, she dumped me and she
was really mean to me and stuff, but boy, she
(04:53):
got that thing. No, I'm not doing that, you know,
but people have but no one else said was mean
to them. They just people. It's people you've spoken to.
I've never heard this press. You've heard this press yourself.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
A friend of ours heard that press and then reported back.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, that's nice. That's nice thing to say from an
ex i'd like to thank that X right now. I
won't say who it is because she's married. Now I
think I know who it is.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah, but we all know who it is.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I'd like to think that, Oh I.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Don't even know who it is.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I just know you have exits out there that you'd
be like, man, I really dislike them, but I think
we all do, right, But would you say it out loud?
Absolutely not you neither.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I'm married.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I'm just not well yeah no.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
But I get what you're saying. I feel like I'm
not that I'm petty and I can be nice. I'm
a jump and I but I will not give good
press like that to someone that I can't stand or
like I fell out with, you know what I mean.
But even if we were besties, even if we fell out,
we're still cool. I don't think i'd give good press.
You got to play it cool, you got to make
them seem like, keep their head little, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
And then we all have those exes who gave themselves
great press. Oh yeah, just certainly shouldn't have.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Oh yeah, you can't ever really give yourself good press.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
But we've all had those people who are like, like
have you ever dated somebody who told you they were good. Yeah,
there's usually the people who are like, you know, nobody
ever complain. It's it's like I I mean, we've all
had those people before, which is why I underpromise over
deliver in this regard. That's my best advice. Don't ever
(06:20):
be the person who's like, oh, I'm the biggest and
the best. Just say nothing and then whatever they get
is better than they were expecting. Because if you tell people, oh,
I'm so good, I think you're asking for it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Too much pressure. Yeah, if you want to catch up
on anything you miss from the show, you can do
that a couple places. Our free iHeartRadio app and then
Instagram you can follow Fred Show Radio and The Fred
Show TikTok
No one's entertainer report he's on the Bread Show.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
The woman serving thirty years for murdering singer Selena wants
to resume her career in the music industry upon her
potential release next year. I don't know about all this,
so Yolanda Celdivar says, more specifically, her dream job would
be as Shakira's assistant.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Right.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
She says she's been following her career for years while
she's been behind bars, and Shakira did not directly respond,
but her fans took a social to express fear and
said stay away from her. Yolanda served as the president,
of course of Selena's fan club and manager of her
boutiques before her family fired her for embezzlement from both
organizations in early March of nineteen ninety five. Of course,
(00:44):
on March thirty first of that year, she killed the singer.
Her parole date is set for March thirtieth of next year.
So Sekira, Shakira, beef up your uh.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah, I'm thinking Curia doesn't need to be managing any
talent right or really like anything.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Any living thing. Yeah, she really needs to stay in
right forever, like I.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Understand, Like she killed someone, so she obviously is Looney
Tunes anyways, But how do you think that that's something
that you can do against.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
That's going to give you that job? Like, oh, yeah,
you're qualified, right, So I am looking for management, but
you know, I don't know avaiable. We're coming into a
contract here, guys, So I don't know. I need someone
that is a true enforcer. Maybe yeah, maybe these guys
(01:31):
around here take me a little more seriously. If if
that were my agents, then against she kills me.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, she cares her own people.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
No, never, I would like that. Maybe they would be like,
go ahead and hire her.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
No, and Shekira's got those legal problems, Like we don't
need it, you know, we need a crisis manager. Ed
Sharon said that he ate chicken wings for a year
and a half during what he called his fat phase
while touring the US. So he was on a podcast
and talked about how he really started packing on the
pounds as he attempted a no carb diet. He made
understood what that meant and what he could eat though,
so he said, I used to think no carbs meant
(02:04):
no bread, no fries, and I was like, Okay, I
can eat chicken wings, and I just ate chicken wings
for a year and a half and I put on
full stone, which is fifty six pounds.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Apparently you were looking it up because I was going
to ask what a stone was full stone?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
He said, I don't have an off switch, and I'll
have one thing to eat, and you know, I don't
have that switch. So if I have that, I need
to order more and more and more, which yeah, I think, yeah,
you probably can't just eat wings for an entire year
and a half. But elsewhere in the interview, dream though, yeah, no, yeah,
it sounds fine. I wish that was a no carb diet.
He confirmed that he did get rid of his cell
(02:38):
phone almost a decade ago, and we've heard this for
a while, said, I haven't had one since twenty fifteen.
He has something that he can like videos and watch
stuff on social or put something up if he wanted to.
But he got rid of his phone in December of
twenty fifteen after realizing he had too many contacts from
before he got you know, a little famous, said, I
had the same number since I was fifteen years old,
(03:00):
and I had ten thousand contacts and it was just
people would text me the whole time, and I was
constantly in touch with a lot of people. So he
feels like no phones is you know, nobody expects you
to reply and so you get out of a lot
of stuff, which is he probably knows peace to be honest.
Nick Cannon, father of twelve, has taken out a ten
million dollar insurance policy on his cajones. So he based
(03:24):
that number on factors such as quote, this is a quote, size,
favorite features, and bedroom maneuvers using Doctor Squatch's ball valuation tool.
Who the hell is that with his new insurance policy
he has been bestowed the title of the most valuable
or having the most valuable balls, at least in doctor
Squatch's eyes.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
That's the guy that makes like did body the order
and right? Doctor Squatch? I don't know, but if only
there were a way we could find out.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah, could you please google it? Because I don't know
who doctor Scotch. I do, but Jason needs to be
the new doctor Squatch and you know, check if they
can be insured and for.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
A little inspection. Yeah you know, okay, yeah, go first,
there is part of me that would love to know,
you know, how you would evaluate what I have to
offer in an objective. Way I could be objective. Yeah, no,
I would. I would be curious to know how, you know,
if I've got to if what I have is appealing
(04:21):
to to you know, yeah, I mean probably to everybody
i'd like, because you know, I like secretly I like
to be liked.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Of course. Well yeah, and your excess have given you
good press, which is always you.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
It's amazing, it is amazing, very kind of them. Like,
that's the last thing I'm going to do with somebody
like that I don't like is be like, man, I
really it didn't work. I don't like that person, but
boy I got that sang though I'm not giving people
that kind of pr Maybe that makes me a bad guy,
but like, I'm not going to be out here being like,
yeah I didn't work out, she dumped me and she
was really mean to me and stuff, but boy, she
(04:53):
got that thing. No, I'm not doing that, you know,
but people have but no one else said was mean
to them. They just people. It's people you've spoken to.
I've never heard this press. You've heard this press yourself.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
A friend of ours heard that press and then reported back.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, that's nice. That's nice thing to say from an
ex i'd like to thank that X right now. I
won't say who it is because she's married. Now I
think I know who it is.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah, but we all know who it is.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I'd like to think that, Oh I.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Don't even know who it is.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I just know you have exits out there that you'd
be like, man, I really dislike them, but I think
we all do, right, But would you say it out loud?
Absolutely not you neither.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I'm married.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I'm just not well yeah no.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
But I get what you're saying. I feel like I'm
not that I'm petty and I can be nice. I'm
a jump and I but I will not give good
press like that to someone that I can't stand or
like I fell out with, you know what I mean.
But even if we were besties, even if we fell out,
we're still cool. I don't think i'd give good press.
You got to play it cool, you got to make
them seem like, keep their head little, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
And then we all have those exes who gave themselves
great press. Oh yeah, just certainly shouldn't have.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Oh yeah, you can't ever really give yourself good press.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
But we've all had those people who are like, like
have you ever dated somebody who told you they were good. Yeah,
there's usually the people who are like, you know, nobody
ever complain. It's it's like I I mean, we've all
had those people before, which is why I underpromise over
deliver in this regard. That's my best advice. Don't ever
(06:20):
be the person who's like, oh, I'm the biggest and
the best. Just say nothing and then whatever they get
is better than they were expecting. Because if you tell people, oh,
I'm so good, I think you're asking for it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Too much pressure. Yeah, if you want to catch up
on anything you miss from the show, you can do
that a couple places. Our free iHeartRadio app and then
Instagram you can follow Fred Show Radio and The Fred
Show TikTok
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