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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Fresh show. This is what's trending. I love
when people text us, can we move on? Like our
own audience is like, all right, that's enough, that's enough
of that topic. Someone else made the point that I
think many of us were trying to make about Rufio
going off about the kids in the little troop that
suck and him wanting a refund from the teacher if
(00:21):
his kid isn't as good as the best kid in
the class. It's about more than that. I think there
are parents listening right now who are like, I put
my kid in a bunch of crap so they can
make friends with other kids and learn how to be
part of a team. Yeah, and there's always going to
be the best, and there's always going to be the worst.
And the likelihood of you being the best at everything
is I remember my parents used to tell me. And
(00:42):
it sounds kind of like have sounds pessimist say, but
it's true, like there will always be somebody who's better
at whatever it is you're good at yep, than you,
And it's true there's always someone better. So like, does
that mean you just don't do it? That means you
just stop? Give up? No, since when am I to
motivationals this morning? When did I become joel O's teine
over here? I mean, I put my kid in as
(01:05):
much crap and I'll go, oh yeah, I mean I'm
not going to tell him that they're I mean, that's
that's the only place I think we're getting into like
weird territory is if you tell your kid that they're
great at something they're not great at now, that's got
to be hard. Like if your kid is the worst,
how do you say, but your kid loves it? Like,
how do you say, like, if you work harder, you
might get better, but like right now, you're not very good.
(01:27):
That's how I wouldn't know how to manage that exactly.
Or if your kid's just constantly underachieving, how do you
like encourage your child to do better but the teachers fault? No?
My god, you know I want to reflect. He doesn't
want to pay for insurance. Want wants everything for free?
You want everything for free? Yeah? He paid attention right
(01:50):
now he wants to get paid to do nothing. Oh yeah,
what me? Are you talking to me? Him? Trending stories
this morning, guys, cut the outrage. Kaitlyn Clark will not
be on Team USA for the Paris Olympics. Man Indiana
fever guard Caitlin Clark has not been selected for the roster.
She was not able to make national training camp in
Cleveland after she was invited because she was leading Iowa
(02:12):
to the final form. She does have Team USA experience
after playing at a younger level well in college. Another
report side of concerns that fans would be outraged over
the minimal playing time that she would have received on
the team's veteran heavy roster. So she's not going, and
she seems okay with him. But we don't do political
stories on here, but I just had to do this
(02:32):
one today because it just speaks to where we're at politically.
I don't care where what you believe, who you you know.
I'm not here to tell you one way or the other.
We try and be as non biased as possible because
there's no win with the politics stuff around here. However,
this is where we're at. They asked a thousand people,
five hundred Democrats and five hundred Republicans if they these
(02:56):
people would make a better president than Trump, and almost
half of them said yes. So just average people on
the street now believe that they could do a better
job as the president than our presidents. I just just
that's that's what we're at. And I don't know that
I disagree. I mean, but then again, who wants that job.
(03:17):
Nobody wants that job unless you are a power hungry person.
Then there's no there's no win. Half of everyone will
hate you immediately. Now, you could argue, like maybe if
you were just like somehow middle of the road and
like decent and like kind of try to look out
for as many folks as you could, like, maybe people
would like you more, you know, But then that would
mean that people would have to compromise, and as we've learned,
(03:38):
there is none. You're either in one camp or the other,
and there is no compromise. There's none. We cannot, we cannot,
we must not. We must just side with each other. Anyways,
But that yeah, do you believe well, I think I
know the answer. Does anyone in here believe they actually
could be the president and do a good job? Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
No, absolutely not. I think you could do it, Jason,
What I don't think so. I think I'd be too fragile. Yeah,
a follower, And you cannot you're not you know, we're not.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
We're not. We're not. Like you got to be like
say what you want. But every politician's corrupt, and you
have to be all lie. You have to be all lied. Yeah,
and you have to be able to now follow the rules. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I can't sit there and like just tell people things
just because I think they want to hear it.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I can't, Right, that's your reality. People do that to you,
but you can't go on do whatever they want. Yeah.
I think you could do it, you know. I used
to have ambition to be the president. Yeah, yeah, back
in high school when I was a class president and
I thought I was gonna take that all the way
to the White House. Thank god, no one told you
you weren't good at it or exactly, so, you know,
I kept going, look at that. Fred Rufio twenty twenty four,
(04:43):
Oh boy, that would be interesting. Let's do this, Fred.
I mean, he he ROAs to me and he has
my back all at the same time. Like it's a
weird sort of ratio. It could work. I don't know,
but I think I'd be cleaning up this guy's messes
over here all the time. I'd be like, dude, what
did you just say? Did you just ban all kids
that'd sucking extracurricular activities from good Did you just eliminate
(05:05):
insurance payments? Everybody? Make it free? No figure it out somehow.
Come on, if Canada could do it, we could do it.
That'd be me at every press cat stop talking helped
this press conference.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
What we do?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Get him out of here, show him where the bowling
alley is, like, go play, go play with your toys.
As I would say, this is actually very scary. It's
viral everywhere. A rodeo bull jumped over an arena fence
and injured three people. That the first line of these
stories that they are great. Bulls are dangerous. That's the
(05:45):
first line of the story, bulls are dangerous. Chass erupted
at a rodeo in Sisters, Oregon on Saturday when a
bull escaped the arena and rampage through the event grounds,
injuring three people, including a sheriff's deputy. They finally were
able to uh, can say this thing, but no word.
Don't they tie it? They tie it like the nether region.
(06:05):
To piss the thing off, right, I'd be rampaging two
all throughout the place. I'd be man at that. Where'd
that clown at where's the clown in the barrel? Like,
isn't it his job tack? We wrangle that bull on
the on the ground, not to make it jump in
the stands. I guess he graduated the bottom of his class.
They never should have let him do it. The Jake
Paul Mike Tyson boxing matchup was supposed to take place
(06:26):
next next month, will now take place on November fifteenth
at AIGHTE and T Stadium in Dallas. So yeah, it's
still happening, And don't worry. I guess he'll be okay
by them. And this also made me laugh today because
it's just like, huh, Pope Francis has welcomed comedians to
the vanaquet on to the Vatican on Friday. Now, there
(06:48):
are some comedians I would love to see go. However,
none of those were invited. It was it's like the
mainstream guys Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Rock, would Be Goldberg,
Jim Gaffigan and Connan O'Brien, among others. About one hundred
entertainers from around the world to celebrate the beauty of
human diversity and promising to be a moment of meaningful
intercultural dialogue and sharing of joy and hope. I want
(07:12):
to see Nikky Glazier go to the bat, Like, let's
send somebody like the filthy ones I've been talking about. Yeah,
you know what I mean, Nicky Glazier. Let's get that
one guy. I see him on TikTok all the time.
He's super dark comedian. I can't remember his name now.
Everything's very monotone, and the jokes are like like, you're like, whoa,
(07:34):
who's the guy? I'm thinking, where's a leather jacket? Sometimes no,
but all the jokes are like this. It's very very monotone.
He goes to all those roasts too, if someone will
text me the name. But I want to see him.
I want to see him go. I think I don't
know if Stephen Colbert, he's like a good Catholic. I
think I don't think he needs to go. I don't
(07:56):
think Jimmy Jimmy might need to go. I need to go. Yeah,
they may need to speak to him about some things.
Maybe this is actually an intervention of Jimmy Fallon. Really
it's like, Oh, we're just inviting your comedian friends. We're
all just gonna have a big comedian fun time and
really it's dude, well, lay off the coke bro
It's the Fresh show. This is what's trending. I love
when people text us, can we move on? Like our
own audience is like, all right, that's enough, that's enough
of that topic. Someone else made the point that I
think many of us were trying to make about Rufio
going off about the kids in the little troop that
suck and him wanting a refund from the teacher if
(00:21):
his kid isn't as good as the best kid in
the class. It's about more than that. I think there
are parents listening right now who are like, I put
my kid in a bunch of crap so they can
make friends with other kids and learn how to be
part of a team. Yeah, and there's always going to
be the best, and there's always going to be the worst.
And the likelihood of you being the best at everything
is I remember my parents used to tell me. And
(00:42):
it sounds kind of like have sounds pessimist say, but
it's true, like there will always be somebody who's better
at whatever it is you're good at yep, than you,
And it's true there's always someone better. So like, does
that mean you just don't do it? That means you
just stop? Give up? No, since when am I to
motivationals this morning? When did I become joel O's teine
over here? I mean, I put my kid in as
(01:05):
much crap and I'll go, oh yeah, I mean I'm
not going to tell him that they're I mean, that's
that's the only place I think we're getting into like
weird territory is if you tell your kid that they're
great at something they're not great at now, that's got
to be hard. Like if your kid is the worst,
how do you say, but your kid loves it? Like,
how do you say, like, if you work harder, you
might get better, but like right now, you're not very good.
(01:27):
That's how I wouldn't know how to manage that exactly.
Or if your kid's just constantly underachieving, how do you
like encourage your child to do better but the teachers fault? No?
My god, you know I want to reflect. He doesn't
want to pay for insurance. Want wants everything for free?
You want everything for free? Yeah? He paid attention right
(01:50):
now he wants to get paid to do nothing. Oh yeah,
what me? Are you talking to me? Him? Trending stories
this morning, guys, cut the outrage. Kaitlyn Clark will not
be on Team USA for the Paris Olympics. Man Indiana
fever guard Caitlin Clark has not been selected for the roster.
She was not able to make national training camp in
Cleveland after she was invited because she was leading Iowa
(02:12):
to the final form. She does have Team USA experience
after playing at a younger level well in college. Another
report side of concerns that fans would be outraged over
the minimal playing time that she would have received on
the team's veteran heavy roster. So she's not going, and
she seems okay with him. But we don't do political
stories on here, but I just had to do this
(02:32):
one today because it just speaks to where we're at politically.
I don't care where what you believe, who you you know.
I'm not here to tell you one way or the other.
We try and be as non biased as possible because
there's no win with the politics stuff around here. However,
this is where we're at. They asked a thousand people,
five hundred Democrats and five hundred Republicans if they these
(02:56):
people would make a better president than Trump, and almost
half of them said yes. So just average people on
the street now believe that they could do a better
job as the president than our presidents. I just just
that's that's what we're at. And I don't know that
I disagree. I mean, but then again, who wants that job.
(03:17):
Nobody wants that job unless you are a power hungry person.
Then there's no there's no win. Half of everyone will
hate you immediately. Now, you could argue, like maybe if
you were just like somehow middle of the road and
like decent and like kind of try to look out
for as many folks as you could, like, maybe people
would like you more, you know, But then that would
mean that people would have to compromise, and as we've learned,
(03:38):
there is none. You're either in one camp or the other,
and there is no compromise. There's none. We cannot, we cannot,
we must not. We must just side with each other. Anyways,
But that yeah, do you believe well, I think I
know the answer. Does anyone in here believe they actually
could be the president and do a good job? Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
No, absolutely not. I think you could do it, Jason,
What I don't think so. I think I'd be too fragile. Yeah,
a follower, And you cannot you're not you know, we're not.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
We're not. We're not. Like you got to be like
say what you want. But every politician's corrupt, and you
have to be all lie. You have to be all lied. Yeah,
and you have to be able to now follow the rules. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I can't sit there and like just tell people things
just because I think they want to hear it.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I can't, Right, that's your reality. People do that to you,
but you can't go on do whatever they want. Yeah.
I think you could do it, you know. I used
to have ambition to be the president. Yeah, yeah, back
in high school when I was a class president and
I thought I was gonna take that all the way
to the White House. Thank god, no one told you
you weren't good at it or exactly, so, you know,
I kept going, look at that. Fred Rufio twenty twenty four,
(04:43):
Oh boy, that would be interesting. Let's do this, Fred.
I mean, he he ROAs to me and he has
my back all at the same time. Like it's a
weird sort of ratio. It could work. I don't know,
but I think I'd be cleaning up this guy's messes
over here all the time. I'd be like, dude, what
did you just say? Did you just ban all kids
that'd sucking extracurricular activities from good Did you just eliminate
(05:05):
insurance payments? Everybody? Make it free? No figure it out somehow.
Come on, if Canada could do it, we could do it.
That'd be me at every press cat stop talking helped
this press conference.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
What we do?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Get him out of here, show him where the bowling
alley is, like, go play, go play with your toys.
As I would say, this is actually very scary. It's
viral everywhere. A rodeo bull jumped over an arena fence
and injured three people. That the first line of these
stories that they are great. Bulls are dangerous. That's the
(05:45):
first line of the story, bulls are dangerous. Chass erupted
at a rodeo in Sisters, Oregon on Saturday when a
bull escaped the arena and rampage through the event grounds,
injuring three people, including a sheriff's deputy. They finally were
able to uh, can say this thing, but no word.
Don't they tie it? They tie it like the nether region.
(06:05):
To piss the thing off, right, I'd be rampaging two
all throughout the place. I'd be man at that. Where'd
that clown at where's the clown in the barrel? Like,
isn't it his job tack? We wrangle that bull on
the on the ground, not to make it jump in
the stands. I guess he graduated the bottom of his class.
They never should have let him do it. The Jake
Paul Mike Tyson boxing matchup was supposed to take place
(06:26):
next next month, will now take place on November fifteenth
at AIGHTE and T Stadium in Dallas. So yeah, it's
still happening, And don't worry. I guess he'll be okay
by them. And this also made me laugh today because
it's just like, huh, Pope Francis has welcomed comedians to
the vanaquet on to the Vatican on Friday. Now, there
(06:48):
are some comedians I would love to see go. However,
none of those were invited. It was it's like the
mainstream guys Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Rock, would Be Goldberg,
Jim Gaffigan and Connan O'Brien, among others. About one hundred
entertainers from around the world to celebrate the beauty of
human diversity and promising to be a moment of meaningful
intercultural dialogue and sharing of joy and hope. I want
(07:12):
to see Nikky Glazier go to the bat, Like, let's
send somebody like the filthy ones I've been talking about. Yeah,
you know what I mean, Nicky Glazier. Let's get that
one guy. I see him on TikTok all the time.
He's super dark comedian. I can't remember his name now.
Everything's very monotone, and the jokes are like like, you're like, whoa,
(07:34):
who's the guy? I'm thinking, where's a leather jacket? Sometimes no,
but all the jokes are like this. It's very very monotone.
He goes to all those roasts too, if someone will
text me the name. But I want to see him.
I want to see him go. I think I don't
know if Stephen Colbert, he's like a good Catholic. I
think I don't think he needs to go. I don't
(07:56):
think Jimmy Jimmy might need to go. I need to go. Yeah,
they may need to speak to him about some things.
Maybe this is actually an intervention of Jimmy Fallon. Really
it's like, Oh, we're just inviting your comedian friends. We're
all just gonna have a big comedian fun time and
really it's dude, well, lay off the coke bro
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