Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Why if someone said someone already texted Fred's wearing a
cap today, isn't he? Oh how would you even know that?
Just see me walking into work? How did you know this?
Cameras in here? What's going on? Yeah, you're giving hat
voice today. But nothing happened though, Like you know the
old rumor of me wearing a cap to work.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh, they weren't rumors. They were fat.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
When I was wearing a hat to work, it meant
something happened the night before of an adult, intimate nature.
But it didn't. So it just what it meant. What
it means is I don't want to comb my hair
because I have long hair now, so you'd have to
do it or I don't do it. But back in
the day when it was like Jason's length, I didn't
have to do anything to it.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah, So I like, is there a difference between if
it's forward or backward? Sometimes it's backwards. Is that a clue.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
No, he doesn't want his hat to hit the microphone,
so he wears it backwards.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Oh maybe so, yeah, but no, No, there was no
nefarious activity last night, not even this weekend, though I
didn't say that, But there was no ne ferious action
that he let me. But so so, maybe the hat's
a day or two delayed.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yes, it's gonna happened this morning.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It didn't though it didn't. It didn't this morning, honestly.
Like that. That's talk about ambitious on a mon Monday
morning before in the morning.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Oh, the whole weekend to do that?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Tap tap tap? Hey, what you doing. I'm sleeping work
in a little while. No, wake up, wake up, let's
go now that would be something. All right, Well morning everyone,
How was there one's weekend fun? I noticed you went
to Chris Brown? We yes, I did, Yeah, cause you're wondering. Yeah,
that was That was not a secret to anyone, Are
(01:42):
you okay? After that experience, I am forever changed. Yeah. Yes,
I have a new respect for Chris Brown. Yes, yeah, no,
he does his big one. Oh my god, I told
you I was trying to learn the hose and loyal
dance or whatever it was you.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Did, remember, Yeah, Wall to Wall wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Dance or either one? But it was on TikTok. There
was a tutorial for a while. Yeah, and it was
like that's supposed to be the easy way to do it,
Like people were breaking it down step by step and
I'm watching it like ten times, going there's no this
is supposed to be like the dummy version of wall
to wall dance, and I still can't do it. And
he sings and dances at the same time.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Oh my god, he does he with the with the
regular microphone, not one of these on like Britney Spears
type microphone.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Regular micro That man flew across the United He did
a backflip, he twirled, he did a split, he danced
in jeans.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
It was like unreal. I remember what he did the
long many many years ago. This was pre Rianna. This
was this is Chris, Chris Brown on the up and up,
and he did that. It was the v VMAs, the
table on the tables, and people were complaining. He was
only singing like every like, like he would skip a
(02:59):
few words, but he was still singing. And I'm like,
I want to see you do any of that and
even breathe while you're doing it. So don't talk to
me about attempting to sing while you're also dancing that hard.
You can't. I have a hard time just moving my
mouth and I'm not even I'm just sitting in place
right now. I'm not right, I'm exhausted. I've been here
(03:23):
for seventeen minutes. I'm exhausted. So I don't know the
people complaining about oh you know, he didn't sing a
few of the words, and he's doing all this and
sit over here. I'm like, come on, you don't. Don't
say a word to me. You can't when you're dancing
that hard. Let's see, kaylin, you ate flastid bacon this weekend,
and you believe that people think you're a psychopath for that.
(03:45):
I don't. I think that's the way to eat bacon. Wait,
really soft, like saust like fatty, when like not microwave
to a pause. Yeah, that's the way to eat bacon. Yeah,
and I didn't realize that was controversial.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
It is. Well I did in the oven.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
But yeah, every time I want it softer, everyone else
looks at me like I have three heads.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
No, you guys eat floppy bacon. Yeah, that bird crispy stuff.
That's not now if.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I'm out here, if I'm really trying to do it,
to it like we get we get the frying pan out, okay,
and then you won't hear about Oh god, this is
probably why I have high cholesterol. I say that it's hereditary.
It is hereditary. It runs in everyone has high cholesterol.
I've lost weight. My cholesterol's got up. Don't just explain
that one to me. But if you really want to
be gludding this, get the bacon. Fry it up right,
(04:31):
and then it's got It's like, you know, kind of
soft and like whatever. I don't know what it is
like floppy, yeah, floppy bacon. And then there's like a
pool of bacon fat. Yes, your eggs, cook the eggs
in the bacon fat, and then eat all that. Yeah. Yeah,
But you can feel your heart like start to fight
you a little bit on it, like it's like I
(04:53):
don't know if I have I will, I don't know.
But then after a couple of hours, it seems to
work its way through and your heart's back to you.
But your brain as happy, Your mouth is happy. It's
your heart that's struggling just a little bit. Who gave
you a hard time for this?
Speaker 6 (05:08):
I've never once met anyone else who eats it floppy,
So now I'm glad I've landed in the right place.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
People are always like, oh, that's gross. I've also noticed
that now that you have a boyfriend with the cooks
like there's You're constantly like this. I feel like this
picture is all over social media. You're constantly being fed.
This man is feeding you at all, eating we like
nobody's been. I'm not saying that at all. I'm just
saying it seems like you're constant nourishment. This man is
like that's awesome. Yeah, good for you.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I'm not complaining about it.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
But I am getting weight like I was on a
hunger strike all Saturday, because it's like I can't.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Eat anymore, like you're getting out of hand.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Amazing. This man's waiting on you, hand and foot.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
I guess so. And he doesn't even really eat that much.
It's really just for me really like he'll eat a little,
but he eats less than me.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Jason, you have never been more attracted to you your
partner than you were over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
No, I have not.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yesterday changed my whole Outlook what happened? Tell us everything.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
We went to breakfast. I had crispy bacon yesterday at breakfast.
Turkey bacon too, No turkey bacon.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Look at me? Does that look like I eat bacon now?
Speaker 5 (06:17):
So?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I mean I will eat bacon in any form, but
yesterday was crunchy.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yeah, I needed to be a little chewy.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
But anyway, Yeah, So we were at breakfast and there
was this older gentleman that sat down by himself in
the booth behind us, and he sort of like said
hello to Mike and to me. I guess I didn't
see him because my back was to him. And so
at the end of the meal, Mike was like, I'm
gonna pick up his bill, Like I want to pay
for his bill, he told the server.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I was like, oh my god, like.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
You are so nutices like that.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
I was like, wait, you're like really attractive right now.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Really reminded me.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I was like, wait, no, no, no, I put in work,
okay to get these bills paid. I put up with
a whole lot to get to where I am. This
guy just shows up for breakfast and gets up free.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
It's a different it's it's a different time than your
series A special. How am I your program? Did you
do anything to advanced society over the weekend?
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yeah, I went to.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
My niece's What it's I wrote it in the in
the in the sheet, it's I went to my niece's
dance recital and they did an amazing job like they
had they're seven and five, and they crushed it. They
were in the front and doing everything but dance companies
And that's a racket, Like there's people wasting them, but
their parents wasting their money, like because their kids have
(07:55):
no talent. Like there's like three year olds that go
out there, you know, to teach, brings them out there
and the teachers literally standing next to I'm doing step
by step and the kids just standing there.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Well, how are you supposed to learn?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Well, that's what you take the classes for. That's what
I'm assuming.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
There's three years old that I watched our friend.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Our friend who's also three years old.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Had her first dance recital, and that girl was doing
like three numbers.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
And but.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
That's what I'm saying, it's a racket, like like there's
kids that go out there and then just stand there and.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Don't do anything. You can't figure out that your kid
sucks at something until you let them try it. And
by the way, i mean, some kids suck at stuff
and then they get better at it. That's isn't the
point taking lessons? Yeah, but I'm just saying criticizing they
of a three year old.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
No, no, I would like I would feel as a parent,
I would feel like I'm wasting my money if my
kid went to classes every week for six months to
a year and then it's recital time and they just
stand there and don't do anything.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Once they get on stage, they don't know until.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
But that's either on the dance company or that's on
the parents.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Like the dance company should have some kind of rehearsal
where there's an audience, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Look, I agree that my parents should sue my school
for twelve years of Spanish and I can't remember very
much of it, and twelve years of athletics and I
with the captain every year and I still sucked. Yes,
they should see, but my parents still went to every game,
and my whole family went to every game, and I
think I wanted. I don't think I can count on
one hand the number of games we won in four years.
My parents still win and they knew I sucked, and
(09:31):
everyone else knew I sucked. You just go support your
kid because at the time I enjoyed it.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
I mean, then it's also it's on the parenting as well,
because like my nieces were practicing at home like with
their parents and doing the recital.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I'm so scared for Ashland. Same. What if you put
him in a sport and he's not the best at.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
It, then we're gonna pick a different sport if he
doesn't want to do it. I think he's doing soccer,
Like he's over soccer already.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
He starts t ball lessons on Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
So what happens They freeze?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah, I mean I was in dance.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
There were always the little girls who got scared. I
mean it's intimidating when you look out and see everyone
you were practicing in a studio.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
And they're three, Like, let's keep that kid, Like your
kid can't be the best at everything, Like there's gonna
be a wors Like.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Everyone in the class is not doing like one movement.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
The song was telling these kids what to do, like
lift your foot up, put it down, turn around, and
nobody and nobody's doing anything.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
It's a parent, and I'm the one going asking for
a refund. Crazy, there are three.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I don't know, man, I don't know. But like I said.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
To a friend, her daughter was in a dance recital
over the weekend and she was putting on a clinic well.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. It's also on the
parent that you gotta do it.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
But I'm just saying, like, if the music is tell you, hey,
turn around, docy do whatever.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
You know, Polly do her interpretive dancing. I off to
post the video. Always a bit of an interpretive dancer.
She doesn't follow the instructions. And you have a three
year old. She's three. That girl does whatever she wants.
She's not paying attention to anybody. The other day, she
asked if she could call me on FaceTime, and then
when my sister got her on the phone, she was
too busy to talk to me. Literally said I'm sorry,
(11:26):
I'm playing right now, and then just refuse to talk
to me.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
And then when I pretended to cry because I was
sad and my sister was like, that's that's scarring her.
Stop that stop that stop that, I'm like, well, you
know what? Did? She just stop playing with my emotions?
And then I yelled at her, who's gonna pay for college? Polly,
you better start talking, and then Ruvio's over here. I
just I wouldn't I wouldn't necessarily trust Polly to do
(11:52):
to follow the directions. I would Paully's gonna do what
probly want to do. She's three years old, So I
guess I'm not gonna if I go to her little dancing.
I'm not gonna criticize the teacher. It frobly goes off
on our own little thing.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Like you're paying for these lessons and they don't. They
don't do anything one day a week where they get
a little break.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
So they pay for an hour a week. Yes, go
blow off some steam. Let me go get a Starbucks.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
You gotta get their hair done. You gotta get there,
the dredge, the outfit.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
The performance, like they might enjoy going every week with
other kids.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
There was there was girls in a tap dance class.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
They weren't even tap.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Like how many symbolisms.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
It's given?
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Joe Jon you are.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Like Jesus care, what's his name? Matthew Knowles's dad, whatever
the hell his name? Yeah, Earl, Like, okay, have like
fifteen fifty nephews. You didn't have, Like eleven was a town. No,
it's just like six, just like said, yeah, and you
and they Kiki. They range in age from what.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
They range in age from two until twenty five.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Okay, and you. So you've attended many different things done
athletic events. You know what performances, how much, how much
of the time were they the best at any of that?
Speaker 5 (13:13):
So I have too that over like they just they're
the Michaels, they're Michael Jackson and then the rest of Tito.
And it' said, Okay, you got a roof of Tito,
like you root for Michael.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
You're not like you.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Know, one of my nephews.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
He is not coordinated at all, but he has all
the confidence, so we don't have to have the same
amount of confidence, like go baby. And then you got
your little Michael and it's like he is literally in
front of like I went to a preschool graduation for
this kid. So he played the fake guitar with sunglasses on, Like.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
You teach him to get the guitar.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
I didn't have to. He was bor Okay, you should
the teacher have to pay him then, since that kids shifted,
since you want to refund for the kids that aren't
a gifted.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
I'm just saying, like I would hate to go to
a recital and your kid doesn't.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
They're not fun.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
That's why you drink. You put wine in your coffee.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Cup and you just sit there and smell good job, honey.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Now I understand why my parents had their own cups
at every event we ever did.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
Because those things are long, and you see your kid
for about thirty seconds, and then you got to watch
all the other damn kids.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
And now I know what. I went on to the
car during the basketball games too, Yeah, like all good
time out and then my grandfather and my dad would
go out to the car and open the trunk and
I'm like, what are you doing out there? I wonder
who making it tolerable? Now I know I did it
and feels that you're asking for a refund. Trust me,
my parents should get a refund in almost everything they
haven't paid for.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
But I'm not Lepinsky.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
You know what, the Olympics, you give me more tinya
harding about it that it's more, you know, take got
her knees? Oh what? Oh Jesus Roofia. The future of
(14:53):
the Rufio family. I fear for it.