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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yeah, they talk better than they These are the radio
blogs on the Fred Show. Oh everybody, glad you are here.
Are audio journals like we're writing in our diaries, except
we say them a loud We call them blog. Jason
Brown's got one goes.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yes, thank you, dear blog. So we were talking about
sort of like our teenage years earlier this hour, and
it really made me start thinking about the things that
I can't do as an adult that I feel like
I should be able to do that I still have
to like ask for help for. And there are two
things that like really stand up in my mind. One
(00:35):
is we kind of conquered an event recently that I
don't know how to start a lighter like uh with
the ball of the wheel, like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Like I was watching you do that, like you're a
big lighter. Yeah, little little flint wheel right you know yeah,
simultaneous spin and push down. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Maybe it's like too many movements for my brain to
like understand and one, you know go, but like I
feel like you gets started, but then I get scared
because it gets hot. I'm afraid I'm gonna burnt myself,
So then I like let it go. I was have
to use one of the torches. A little.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Can't do that. We handed it to a gen Z
at that same event. She didn't even know which end
to you.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yes, maybe I am a gens I don't know. But
the other is, this is so dumb. But I had
to ask Mike for help the other day because I
couldn't tell the difference in a breast and a thigh
when it comes to chicken, like, I only like, I
(01:28):
only like eating legs and chicken breast, and I couldn't tell.
And if I get a thigh, it's so mad. So
literally I had to go to Mic. I was like,
which one is the breast and which one is the thighs?
If I was like a five year old, because I
don't know, it looks the same.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
To me, chicken, Yeah, you know what I can see
that what no, I can see that I would jo
I would have been yes, but you never would have
hired me. I would have given a whole place away apparently,
or eaten all of it. So yeah, thighs the same
shape kind of but smaller, way smaller.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
No, you get some big thighs. I don't know. He
was like, are you serious? I was like, I'm literally
looking at two pieces, and I don't know which one is.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
What you know, Worse than that is, I don't know
that I really even know how to eat fried chicken properly,
Like I don't. I don't know, like a fork what
you yeah, stuff on a bone anyway, Yeah, that's the
same way. Like it's too techtile for me. The breast
meat and like use a fork like the drums takes easy.
You just you know where to hold it because there's
no meat there, and then you eat it. But like
I don't know, like even a retisserie chicken, I'm afraid
(02:28):
there's pieces of it I'm eating, but I'm not supposed
to be eating like the bones, like I never really
I don't really know what to do with all that.
It's too techtiles too, it's too like it's too I
don't know. Yeah, yeah, I'm with you. I don't. I
just sort of start grabbing and like seeing one of meating.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Fork and it sort of like pay But you can't
really do that with a thigh because there's like more bone.
So that's why I was like, Okay, which one do
I want? And he had to.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Nobody ever taught me how to properly eat fried chicken. Yeah,
or like a chicken wing. You know those people that
can like they eat the chicken wing and then there's
all this left is a bone. Yeah, I don't know
how to do that. I don't have no idea, no
idea how to do that. Like when it's all kinds
of stuff left on a note, it's like.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, yeah, because I'm afrad, I'm gonna get something.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I don't want to waste.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yea to the drop, Yeah, to the very end.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
H If your chicken wing is dripping, then I would
recommend you, know I've expired or something.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I love your chicken.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, I don't know. Whatever time I had to do that,
no one ever time me had to eat a sunflower seed.
I don't know how to eat a sun flower seed.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Mean, I don't think I've ever had a sunflower seed.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
No, I guess you're supposed to be able to split
the thing open, take the seed out, and then spit
the seed all in your mouth without using your hands.
I mean it's talent.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
And people can do that while playing a sport at
the same time. Now, that to me is mind blowing. Yeah,
I'm with you. When they throw like twenty in their mouth.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I'm like, how do you be able to spit all
those out?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah? No, I don't know how to do that. You
can do that? Yes, how do you do it? I
mean you just gotta have some coordination in there, you know.
I didn't know how to blow a bubble until I
was kind of an adult and it happened my accident.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I don't know if I can't either. I can't whistle.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Can't whistle either. I have to suck in when I whistle. Oh,
I think I think your issues are more common than
you think.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Okay, I don't feel like an adult.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
The lighter and the lighter is yeah, you needed, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
A big torch thing.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Maybe you have like a pyromaniac stage as a kid
where you like light fireworks and tried to light stuff
on fire. Never be no, you never had that face.
I feel like fire was interesting when you were like
I don't know, ten or something that.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Wasn't a typical boy.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
All of us all had a pyromaniac stage. We're all
on radio, we're all crazy. Yeah, so maybe that isn't
normal to have a pyromaniac stage. Sure, I don't know
a fire man, it probably speaks to some form of
mental illness.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
But that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
You never had a fire fascination. No, but my ill
brother did trying to blow us up. He would take
hair spray.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, oh yeah, yes, torturing us. Oh, never let anything
on fire. I don't think you like the trail of gasoline.
And you lighted and no, no
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Actually that's arsen and sent more Fred Show next
Yeah, they talk better than they These are the radio
blogs on the Fred Show. Oh everybody, glad you are here.
Are audio journals like we're writing in our diaries, except
we say them a loud We call them blog. Jason
Brown's got one goes.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yes, thank you, dear blog. So we were talking about
sort of like our teenage years earlier this hour, and
it really made me start thinking about the things that
I can't do as an adult that I feel like
I should be able to do that I still have
to like ask for help for. And there are two
things that like really stand up in my mind. One
(00:35):
is we kind of conquered an event recently that I
don't know how to start a lighter like uh with
the ball of the wheel, like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Like I was watching you do that, like you're a
big lighter. Yeah, little little flint wheel right you know yeah,
simultaneous spin and push down. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Maybe it's like too many movements for my brain to
like understand and one, you know go, but like I
feel like you gets started, but then I get scared
because it gets hot. I'm afraid I'm gonna burnt myself,
So then I like let it go. I was have
to use one of the torches. A little.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Can't do that. We handed it to a gen Z
at that same event. She didn't even know which end
to you.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yes, maybe I am a gens I don't know. But
the other is, this is so dumb. But I had
to ask Mike for help the other day because I
couldn't tell the difference in a breast and a thigh
when it comes to chicken, like, I only like, I
(01:28):
only like eating legs and chicken breast, and I couldn't tell.
And if I get a thigh, it's so mad. So
literally I had to go to Mic. I was like,
which one is the breast and which one is the thighs?
If I was like a five year old, because I
don't know, it looks the same.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
To me, chicken, Yeah, you know what I can see
that what no, I can see that I would jo
I would have been yes, but you never would have
hired me. I would have given a whole place away apparently,
or eaten all of it. So yeah, thighs the same
shape kind of but smaller, way smaller.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
No, you get some big thighs. I don't know. He
was like, are you serious? I was like, I'm literally
looking at two pieces, and I don't know which one is.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
What you know, Worse than that is, I don't know
that I really even know how to eat fried chicken properly,
Like I don't. I don't know, like a fork what
you yeah, stuff on a bone anyway, Yeah, that's the
same way. Like it's too techtile for me. The breast
meat and like use a fork like the drums takes easy.
You just you know where to hold it because there's
no meat there, and then you eat it. But like
I don't know, like even a retisserie chicken, I'm afraid
(02:28):
there's pieces of it I'm eating, but I'm not supposed
to be eating like the bones, like I never really
I don't really know what to do with all that.
It's too techtiles too, it's too like it's too I
don't know. Yeah, yeah, I'm with you. I don't. I
just sort of start grabbing and like seeing one of meating.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Fork and it sort of like pay But you can't
really do that with a thigh because there's like more bone.
So that's why I was like, Okay, which one do
I want? And he had to.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Nobody ever taught me how to properly eat fried chicken. Yeah,
or like a chicken wing. You know those people that
can like they eat the chicken wing and then there's
all this left is a bone. Yeah, I don't know
how to do that. I don't have no idea, no
idea how to do that. Like when it's all kinds
of stuff left on a note, it's like.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, yeah, because I'm afrad, I'm gonna get something.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I don't want to waste.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yea to the drop, Yeah, to the very end.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
H If your chicken wing is dripping, then I would
recommend you, know I've expired or something.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I love your chicken.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, I don't know. Whatever time I had to do that,
no one ever time me had to eat a sunflower seed.
I don't know how to eat a sun flower seed.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Mean, I don't think I've ever had a sunflower seed.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
No, I guess you're supposed to be able to split
the thing open, take the seed out, and then spit
the seed all in your mouth without using your hands.
I mean it's talent.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
And people can do that while playing a sport at
the same time. Now, that to me is mind blowing. Yeah,
I'm with you. When they throw like twenty in their mouth.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I'm like, how do you be able to spit all
those out?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah? No, I don't know how to do that. You
can do that? Yes, how do you do it? I
mean you just gotta have some coordination in there, you know.
I didn't know how to blow a bubble until I
was kind of an adult and it happened my accident.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I don't know if I can't either. I can't whistle.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Can't whistle either. I have to suck in when I whistle. Oh,
I think I think your issues are more common than
you think.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Okay, I don't feel like an adult.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
The lighter and the lighter is yeah, you needed, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
A big torch thing.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Maybe you have like a pyromaniac stage as a kid
where you like light fireworks and tried to light stuff
on fire. Never be no, you never had that face.
I feel like fire was interesting when you were like
I don't know, ten or something that.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Wasn't a typical boy.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
All of us all had a pyromaniac stage. We're all
on radio, we're all crazy. Yeah, so maybe that isn't
normal to have a pyromaniac stage. Sure, I don't know
a fire man, it probably speaks to some form of
mental illness.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
But that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
You never had a fire fascination. No, but my ill
brother did trying to blow us up. He would take
hair spray.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, oh yeah, yes, torturing us. Oh, never let anything
on fire. I don't think you like the trail of gasoline.
And you lighted and no, no
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Actually that's arsen and sent more Fred Show next
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