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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Let's play.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Definitely gonna be filling at your record seventy five, seventy eight.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Catching up quick? Not quick enough, though, are you catching
up quick? I mean there's my days that I got,
you know, I got my days. There's your days that
you got. Those are your days that you got?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Well?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Now days days? We all we have days. Day is
a day days for days? Yeah. What did you call
people that make coffee this morning?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
To me?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Oh my god, I want to say barista?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
And I called myself at bartista Bara.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
I love a bartesa, you know what. I like that
concept of barchista.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
You consider yourself a bartista because you go through a
Duncan driver pretty.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Much a machine. It's a natural car. Yeah, the bartista. Yeah,
oh it is. Oh someone coined it.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Well, there's a whole carbonysic called bartesi. Yeah tista right, yeah,
like you make you make it at home, so you're
a bartista.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah. Damn, that was onto something.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Another missed opportunity for you. Another one. Avocado chos to
uber uber. I invented those right away, and then you
just you invented bart but she shows yes, yes, then
you forgot to copyright it.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
So unfortunately it's the Fred Show every time. Do you
have what it takes to battleship?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
You're definitely gonna be Callina fat not today. Time to
play the game, Callina's game.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Sing your song now go. I gotta win this game.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
For everybody because it's Pride month?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Am I right? Though? I'm also pumping, so please don't
mind me. I gotta do what I gotta do it
to feed my baby.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Hey, hey, I'm that you can do that and nobody knows.
I really didn't have any idea. The things I'm learning
about motherhood.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Moms are superheroes. I agree with that. We start here
with the pump.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
I agree with that. Hey Mary, how you doing, Good morning,
Welcome to the program. Tell us about you please.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
I am on my way down to worries with my
kids sitting in the bathroom. They are super excited.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Oh hope of things? Okay, everything is okay? What are
their names?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Like? Can we say hi?

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
What are their names? Say?

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Guys?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
And there's Austin.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Today's Austin birthday. He's seven.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Well that is that is wonderful. And I don't let
the kids help you, like if these kids are helping
you cheat, I mean, come on, this game is of
the highest level of integrity. Okay, all the games on
this show the highest level of it. Oh okay, all right, kid,
it's enough. Now settle down, children. This is Mary's time
to shine. Okay, it's Mama's time to shine. You understand that.

(02:52):
All right, Let's play the game. It's five questions general
knowledge questions against our beautiful Paulina. We never know what
she's going to say, you guys, ready, yes, okay, good luck?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
All right?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Now, which one of the kids is the smartest? Which
one's gonna it's going to take you the furthest probably
the one that's okay, all right, Madison? Madison answer that right?
Is one of the kids too? I wasn't expecting to answer. Yeah, awesome.
We're hoping for the best for you, you know, but

(03:23):
we're hoping you can just care for yourself in life.
But but but Madison is the one that's going to
make us all rich merry. Question number one? Which percussion
instrument is named after its shape?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
The triangle?

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Blanche, Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia are all characters on this
classic TV show. What is the highest score you can
get in bowling three hundred?

Speaker 1 (03:49):
What kind of food is gespacho.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
It's like, there you go, and how many faces does
a cube have?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
That's a five?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Take it away. You know what, you didn't need Madison,
you didn't need Austin, you didn't need other one. You
didn't need them because you are amazing?

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Are we sure? Number four is like that's the we are.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah, we're going to accept that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're
gonna we're going with that. We're going with you, yeah,
because it's how we go to Pauline anyway. So a
five stop, No, I'm not going to stop totally.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
The kids are the ones that did the answers.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, oh it was. Madison was a total rock star
in this.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Madison even though Itsstin's birthday. Crazy BOTHO you go crazy,
don't forget about me in the middle there omiya too
and mes Me has had nothing to say. So so
I don't know what's going on with me.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
My money's my money's on me, the quiet one, my
money's on mea honestly, here we go. Question number one, Paulina,
which percussion instrument is named after its shape?

Speaker 1 (04:52):
A percussion instrument? This is already over and then stop.
Isn't the flute the shape of a shape?

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Is a Yeah, triangle, Sha, you know what that I
We've got triangles, we got squares, we got flutes.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, everybody knows that. I don't know what was going on.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Blanche, Dorothy, Rosen, Sophia are all characters on this classic
TV show? That is correct. What is the highest score
you can get in bowling? Ooh thirty two, that's what
I normally get.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
But no, that turns out that's not the high score.
Three hundred. Very hard to do.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
It's very hard to do. What kind of food is gaspacho? Gaspachopatcho?
What do you think it's called gispacho?

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Is it same? What kind of food is it? It's Spain?

Speaker 2 (05:50):
What kind of it's in the shape of flutes? Come on, though,
what part of your body are you pumping right now?
I'm just curious this is going on?

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Take again? Kind of food is it? Yeah? Pasta?

Speaker 2 (06:01):
No, it's soup, cold soup. And finally, how many faces
does a cube have?

Speaker 1 (06:12):
That's eight Q when you look at it, six you
got you got golden girls? That was it?

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Who is responsible for this today?

Speaker 1 (06:24):
How many numbers are on the ice.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
That should count as two losses? Honestly? What shape a flute. What.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
I don't know what's going on? Like a cube. You
could count the faces if you just took a moment. Yes,
but I did think of a dice.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Lord, Mary, Jesus, Jesus, Mary and Joseph and me and Austin.
I don't know what just happened. Honestly, I'm dumber for
for being here.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
I am dumb for today. You're not You're not You're
not dumb. You had a brief moment of focus. I
think maybe. Yeah, I don't know what just happened.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
But anyway, I know Mary one that's lost number seventy
nine for Paulina seventy five, seventy nine. Guys, great job. Everyone,
Hold on one second. Can we should send them to
the Museum of ice Cream? You guys want to go
to the Museum of ice Cream? All of you from Spain?
Yeah they don't. They don't have Gaspacho there. But Jesus,

(07:21):
hold on one second, Mary, and and by kids, I
love you.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Make choices?

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah yeah, birthday, Austin happy where they make us proud? Okay,
grow up to be rich and then remember us the
stupid radio people are say right there, hang on his money?
Yeah yeah, me as the sleeper as far as I'm concerned.
It's Austin's birthday, she said. Madison's the one that's going
to go the furthest. But Mia, I think people are
understanding me and underestimating me. In my opinion, I seem yeah, yeah,

(07:52):
to myself, I don't even know what to say. The
shape of a flute, that's that's WoT I can instrument,
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's it right Wow,

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