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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the breadshell.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
This is what's trend that people on the text are concernable.
I say, a lot of one person on the text
is concerned about Rufio. Very quiet. Rufio was not at
the lunch yesterday. You had an appointment with Jess for
the baby. Yeah, which, what are we a month away?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Less than a month we're where This was a week
thirty six appointment. Wow.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
So everything's good. The baby is head.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Down, oh perfect, so and she's not dilated, not yet,
not at all yet.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
So I think the baby's gonna come. It's July ninth
is a due date? Also, maybe like fourth of July baby?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Yeah, oh no, because your doctor's downtown.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Right, yeah, Nascar things going on.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
So I would like my.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Ideal date would be July sixth, because then, uh, the
baby and action would have the same birth date because
my brother and I had the same birth dates.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Like the date. Well, they tell her just to squeeze
the squeeze sight holding in there.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Because September sixth, so this baby could potentially be July sixth.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Okay, right, I got to hear it, so yeah, yeah,
just squeezed it and it works. Now.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
She's good. Everything's good.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
She's just like she's the baby's so high and she's
just she's like, I'm out of room this baby. I
think this baby's gonna be bigger than anational And Nash
was eight pounds so well.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I mean, you should have seen the look of relief
on the bus's face yesterday when he started is not coming.
He's like everybody can have deserved if they wanted. Yeah,
you should have seen it, man and they. I mean,
maybe that's why the presentation was so long, because our
servant didn't realize you weren't there, and you're the one
she would have hooked. Oh I need those. Yeah, I'm
not paying for it. I said, whatever that salmon? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
And then once ag Yeah, what the hell else you got?
You know?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Uh? And Canley, you were fascinated by the presentation. You
also wanted to know what What's why it was called sake?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Yeah, I'm people like I could talk to people for hours.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
That's true. I love it.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
It didn't really bother me, but I also see what
you mean. It was sort of like, okay, like you
give me some to eat. You're being polite. I respect that,
but I.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Want to hit it.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I mean, once I had food in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
You could because because you order like an appetizer, it
takes oun't know, ten minutes or whatever, so it's idle time.
So if you want to fill the idle time with
a pitch about. But the thing is, if she doesn't
tell us what what's come, you know, what we can get,
then she won't sell it, we won't order it. So
she has to start with it, because you got to
you got to formulate in your head. Also, I've learned that.
I've learned this while ago. But there are two kinds
(02:30):
of people in this especially in this room, and they're
the kind of people that look at the menu before
they go to the restaurant. And they're the kind of
people that just show up at a restaurant and and
just you know, freeball it. I am a freeball it.
I do not do research ahead of time, because god forbid,
I want something from the menu that then isn't there.
When I get there and I get there, I'm like,
I'm getting the sack eye salmon. You know, it's right,
(02:53):
so only three weeks I learned yesterday. I want the
one arm crab, you know, And they're like, well sorry,
because they're out of arms. This right now, the grown
back right now. So then I can't have it, and
I'm disappointed, and then my whole, my whole vibe.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Is thrown off.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
So I go to the restaurant and they give me
the menu, and I choose from what is right there
in front of me. A couple of you though all
morning instead of working on the website for the restaurant,
looking at the different menu items. I think there are
two kinds of people. There are the menu lookers and
the non menu looker on me. Yeah, I'm with you, Fred, Yeah,
(03:26):
I mean I just surprised me, you know, and like,
let me make a game time decision. Yeah, you know
what I mean, Like I got enough decisions to make
on my way to.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
The rest of Well, I'm not locked in, like I
can change my mind.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Nope, you are. You're locked in. You're committed. And she
called ahead with her order. It was wild, I did.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yeah, I said, give me the longest speech.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
But I will say that lady was good at her job.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
And it makes you feel like it's fancier kind of like,
I don't know, if you go to a restaurant where
they're not describing to you anything that's on the menu,
because they don't really care. Then it's like, I don't know,
maybe this food is not that good. But like then
she there's like selling the food and was like I
want all that now, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
So I think he's effective.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah, I mean because think about the restaurants you go
to where they're like, we're just gonna warm this up
from a bag, you know what I mean, Like that's
what they're thinking to the back of their head. So
there is like, here's a menu, what do you want.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
It was just cool to see someone that enjoyed working,
because I feel like I don't see that anymore. And
she was so happy to be there and like excited
to share her job with us. And nobody wants to
work these days, in the words of Kim Kardashian, get
your bought up and work.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
That's fact, that's true.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I'm with you. But anyway, we celebrated Rufio yesterday and
he missed a speech.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
We missed you.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Yeah, we also got a bonus. I don't know if
you get it if you don't go to the lunch though.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Oh did you did you get the envelope? No, there
were there were envelopes passed around. Oh nice, Oh I
don't think we should have told him about that.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Did you tell me about the celebrity that was there?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Oh, don't do that, okay, Klein. Michael Michael Jordan was there.
It's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
The table barrier, he was to the stars.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Doubt his restaurant is right down the street.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
He can eat steak for.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Michael Jordan was said, he doesn't eat that this restaurant.
He's tired of that restaurant. He was even one on
crabs like they were going out of season, because they are.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
He gave me a rare pair of Jordan's, like Caleb
Williams or something, a little bit of a better choice.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
I was gonna shoot lowered it.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
We've tried this with him before. It doesn't work, does not,
So we won't see that. That Ben Affleck movie about
Phil Knight, the founder of Nike. A couple of years ago,
that movie came out, you know, it was about the
story of Nike and and the Jordan's siding and the
whole thing. And they had a premiere for it, and
a few of us went, and Rufio didn't go, And
(05:47):
so we had this elaborate scheme going. And it was
a series of coordinated text messages. Paulina sent one, Caleb
sent one, I verified one, I think, and it was
essentially the founder of Nike showed up to the premiere
of the movie I was handing out where historic.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Calyn got his number, and he wanted to go home.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
And then we end him going there and he wanted
to take Klen home and then and then Ruby was
like do it.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
He was gonna cry out, so I actually that was
the first time I felt bad about a prank because he.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Was like, really yeah, I was so investable because we
were like, this older guy just walked in with sunglasses on,
like it's nighttime.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
You know who this guy is?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Any pic I don't know. I don't know what Phil
Night looks like. You got to take a picture with anybody?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
He can.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
And he just started He handed Kylen parent Jordan's and
we're like, are these are these what I think they are?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yet? The Jordan one prototypes? Are you serious right now?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
And then he gave me some fives that have never
before been released of us because he just carries him
around in a Duffel bag.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Philmn like, does we had you on for a little
while to that one.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Yeah, that's going speaking of goats. But the bonus, there's
nothing there was there.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Was that was a light to some. Well, we spent
years on the one arm ground, so sorry, that's fine.
Seven times Super Bowl champion Tom Brady was inducted into
the New England Patriots Hall of Fame on Wednesday, honoring
the NFL legend and his twenty seasons with the team.
During the ceremony, he spoke about his illustrious football career
with New England, saying he was overwhelmed with gratitude and
a deep sense of honor.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Was it jay Z really performed? They just played a song.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
He performed, opened and then walked out.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
That's iconic. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Tom looked like he was so cool. He was rapping
the lyrics with jay Z.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Was yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
I mean, Kim Kardashian, man.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Would you do if that was if you were in
that situation? Where would you accept all that? Like?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I know you played, you spent twenty seasons and one though.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
You're gonna say for my high school high I scored
a total of eight points in four years, I think.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
But then you were like you.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Leave because they don't want you anymore. And then and
then they were like, oh, come's over, your season's over.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I do have them. They celebrate you.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
They may not have wanted him anymore, but there was
no doubt that everyone knew and respected what he had
done there.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
You couldn't not.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
But you can't be a Patriots fan and not think
tom Brady's pretty unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
But to let him walk away, I mean, the greatest
of all time, to let him walk away like that.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
To choose I thought he wanted to leave. No, no,
they chose.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
It was either it was either him or Belichick, or
they chose Belichick pretty much over him.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
So yeah, it was kind of like at some point
they had to hit reboot and start over.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
It didn't really work out. But yeah, I no, I yeah,
I would.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I'm sure if I'm tom Brady's not missing any accolades.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Come on, like tom.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Brady, he's the goat, and he knows he's the goat,
and if someone's going to honor him like that, he's
going to accept it. I mean, most people would, I
think x aka. Twitter announced that the like tab will
no longer appear on other people's profiles, although you will
see your own likes tab. Okay, you'll no longer be
(08:47):
able to see who likes other people's posts. Elon Musk
believes that people shouldn't be judged by their likes on
social media.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
I tried to creep on someone's legs the other day
and they were gone.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Now what does that accomplish? Oh?
Speaker 5 (08:58):
I love creeping out people. It's like it tells you
so much about a person.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
It really does.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Can you tell me a little bit about not who,
but the profile of whose likes you were creeping on?
Speaker 5 (09:07):
It was just a friend of a friend, but I
just like that's one of the ways that I creep
on people to like learn more about them.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I do remember there was a time years ago where
people were in a media especially we're buying followers on Twitter,
and the way that you knew for sure that it
was BS was well, first of all, overnight they would
go from like ten thousand followers to fifty thousand followers overnight.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
It's say, okay.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
The other thing is they get like four likes on
their posts and they supposedly had fifty thousand followers. It's like, okay,
you don't have fifty thousands. And then if you really
dig in, the followers were all like you know, k
etch GEI with one follower you or whatever.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
So it was just all bs.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
But that was the way that you could tell the
people were posing because it's like, you know, normally you
can expect to get like one, two, three percent or
whatever of your total followers and likes like automatically, and
so that's how you can kind of tell someone's legitimate.
But again, if you got fifty followers and you're you know,
a hubcap and g money in the morning and you
(10:07):
know wherever, and all of a sudden, now have a
bazillion followers and you get three likes on your posts,
it's like, okay, that then it's fake because and so
then everyone started looking at engagement. You know, it didn't
matter how many followers you had, it was do the
followers you do had to take care about what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
But yeah, that was that.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Was It's funny how he does this after he makes
porn like legale X.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yes, so I'll be right a second. I can't see
if you're.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
What you're liking anymore. Supposedly he's a naughty boy of
work too. I read this morning he told one employee
wanted her to have his babies, and then he apparently
was sleeping with another employee that he is alleged that
he then added to his executive team.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Well that tracks. He has eighty seven kids.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
And she was I think she was a college intern
when he I mean, you know, go get it at
Elon Musk.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Why not. That's a party story for everybody I hooked
up with Elon Musk.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Yeah, you don't get much though.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
I mean Grime said he had her like eating PBS
jays and couch surfing. He's he lives like very.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
In Texas, like one bedroom.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeahionaire, he was building a space ship and there was
a picture of like who was he with?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
He was?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
It was him in bezos and they're in his house
and I'm looking at the first thing I do is
look at the kitchen. I'm like, is that for Micah?
Like this man is worth billions of dollars and that
looks like fake. Granted that's how they stay rich. What's
going on this builder, Gray Cabiness. What's going on two
of the most famous names in competitive eating, Nathan's Hot
Dog Eating Contest champions Joey Chestnut and uh is it
(11:35):
Tekuru Kobyashi?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I've never really said his name.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Ya Kobyashi would go ahead to head and a winner
takes all hot dogg eating matchup to air live on
Netflix on September second. It's called Chestnut versus Kobyachi The
Unfinished Beef. Yes, it'll be the first time that Pari
has faced off since two thousand and nine, And if
you listened yesterday to the program, a lot of beef
going on in the competitive eating world.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
It Major League Eating or whatever the name of the.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Is has banned Joey chest now because he's doing stuff
like this, But what is mL E without Joey chest
down in Kobyashi.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
They're gonna have to come to some conclusion. This is
like live golf and a PGA all over again. They're
gonna have to merge.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Didn't we do it? Didn't we do a story last week?
Didnt Kobyashi like retire from didn't he say? He stopped?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I think I think we did do that story. He
was like, Yeah, this is bad for me, your Netflix.
You're gonna pay me, so I'm gonna go back a
little less.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Bad for me.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
And a Texas woman stole a mortuary van that actually
had a body inside of him. This was this was
the story I was telling you about. If you're going
to steal a car, I know it has to probably
happen quickly.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I've never stolen a car.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I this, I know that surprises a lot of people,
but I've never committed Graham theft auto. However, I would
look in the backseat for a child or a baby
or anything like that. And if I'm stealing from a
mortuary or really anywhere, I might look in the back
Just say what what? What else is coming with me?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
You know what I mean? Because like, let's say I
steal a school bus full of kids. Now I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Jail for a lot of things, kidnapping, Chalin, danger man,
and grand theft auto. And I didn't even want the bus.
What am I gonna do with the bus? You know
what I mean? So like look in the bag. What
if I steal a van full of like drugs? You
know now I'm a drug dealer? Yeah, No, I just
wanted the van briefly I needed to get to court
from my other grand theft Autokay, So this woman in
(13:25):
Texas decided to steal a creepy ride and it's now busted.
A mortuary service driver's vehicle was stolen. This is in
Fort Worth, Texas. When the driver went inside, I guess
to do something. The woman allegedly got in the van
took off with the body in the back. The police
date a van was quickly located and the deceased person
was still inside, and he or she was returned to
the mortuary service charges of pending against a woman. But
(13:48):
that honestly, if I sold a car and I looked
in the bag and there was a dead body, I
would just pull over, get out and just pull my
hands like I would just say, to save me.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
I wonder if there are like, like legally, if there
are rights for a body that's no longer alive, you
know what I mean, because you could get charged with kidnapping.
But if you're dead, like I wonder if still has
the same ramifications with that.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
It's not great though, No.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
That's almost as bad as the guy who appeared in
court for his suspended license last week while driving.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
That was.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
What happened. His license were not suspended, They did updated
in the system.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
In the system. So bad for that dude. Oh yeah,
we were.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
All lat and it's not even true everybody.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
But in fairness, if I'm going to court for any
kind of vehicle relate. If I'm going to court, I'm
not zooming in while driving because it's illegal to drive
and doom.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
He had to go to his dock.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Disappointment, right, Okay, But like I didn't see that update,
and I'm glad that they straightened it out.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
But again it's.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
It's again, I'm not going to commit a crime while
attending court, you know what I mean? Like, I'm not
going to inject heroin in drug court. Like I'll do
that before I go.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Come on, it's just multitasking.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
This against the law. It doesn't matter whether he had
a license or not. You can't if you're looking into
my driving, Yes, then I don't need to be doing
something dangerous while driving while looking into my driving.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
But I was on time for court.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Okay, disappointment, I didn't know about that update though, Thank
you guys.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
It just wasn't as dumb as we thought he was.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
It's still pretty dumb, honestly, though it was not. It
was not good. No, it's National Weed Your Garden Day.
Also today starts National CNA Certified Nursing Assistant Week.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Why aren't we starting it on a Thursday?
Speaker 4 (15:37):
That's what I wanted to know. I was confused when
I read that.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Why don't we start that today?
Speaker 5 (15:42):
And I moved that day to tomorrow because I thought, oh,
it must have been a type.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Of but yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
So I just texted that we'll shout out to you guys,
and I think you deserve. If your week is only
two days, that's not a good week.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I don't like that idea.
It's the breadshell.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
This is what's trend that people on the text are concernable.
I say, a lot of one person on the text
is concerned about Rufio. Very quiet. Rufio was not at
the lunch yesterday. You had an appointment with Jess for
the baby. Yeah, which, what are we a month away?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Less than a month we're where This was a week
thirty six appointment. Wow.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
So everything's good. The baby is head.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Down, oh perfect, so and she's not dilated, not yet,
not at all yet.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
So I think the baby's gonna come. It's July ninth
is a due date? Also, maybe like fourth of July baby?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Yeah, oh no, because your doctor's downtown.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Right, yeah, Nascar things going on.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
So I would like my.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Ideal date would be July sixth, because then, uh, the
baby and action would have the same birth date because
my brother and I had the same birth dates.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Like the date. Well, they tell her just to squeeze
the squeeze sight holding in there.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Because September sixth, so this baby could potentially be July sixth.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Okay, right, I got to hear it, so yeah, yeah,
just squeezed it and it works. Now.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
She's good. Everything's good.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
She's just like she's the baby's so high and she's
just she's like, I'm out of room this baby. I
think this baby's gonna be bigger than anational And Nash
was eight pounds so well.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I mean, you should have seen the look of relief
on the bus's face yesterday when he started is not coming.
He's like everybody can have deserved if they wanted. Yeah,
you should have seen it, man and they. I mean,
maybe that's why the presentation was so long, because our
servant didn't realize you weren't there, and you're the one
she would have hooked. Oh I need those. Yeah, I'm
not paying for it. I said, whatever that salmon? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
And then once ag Yeah, what the hell else you got?
You know?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Uh? And Canley, you were fascinated by the presentation. You
also wanted to know what What's why it was called sake?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Yeah, I'm people like I could talk to people for hours.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
That's true. I love it.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
It didn't really bother me, but I also see what
you mean. It was sort of like, okay, like you
give me some to eat. You're being polite. I respect that,
but I.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Want to hit it.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I mean, once I had food in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
You could because because you order like an appetizer, it
takes oun't know, ten minutes or whatever, so it's idle time.
So if you want to fill the idle time with
a pitch about. But the thing is, if she doesn't
tell us what what's come, you know, what we can get,
then she won't sell it, we won't order it. So
she has to start with it, because you got to
you got to formulate in your head. Also, I've learned that.
I've learned this while ago. But there are two kinds
(02:30):
of people in this especially in this room, and they're
the kind of people that look at the menu before
they go to the restaurant. And they're the kind of
people that just show up at a restaurant and and
just you know, freeball it. I am a freeball it.
I do not do research ahead of time, because god forbid,
I want something from the menu that then isn't there.
When I get there and I get there, I'm like,
I'm getting the sack eye salmon. You know, it's right,
(02:53):
so only three weeks I learned yesterday. I want the
one arm crab, you know, And they're like, well sorry,
because they're out of arms. This right now, the grown
back right now. So then I can't have it, and
I'm disappointed, and then my whole, my whole vibe.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Is thrown off.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
So I go to the restaurant and they give me
the menu, and I choose from what is right there
in front of me. A couple of you though all
morning instead of working on the website for the restaurant,
looking at the different menu items. I think there are
two kinds of people. There are the menu lookers and
the non menu looker on me. Yeah, I'm with you, Fred, Yeah,
(03:26):
I mean I just surprised me, you know, and like,
let me make a game time decision. Yeah, you know
what I mean, Like I got enough decisions to make
on my way to.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
The rest of Well, I'm not locked in, like I
can change my mind.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Nope, you are. You're locked in. You're committed. And she
called ahead with her order. It was wild, I did.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yeah, I said, give me the longest speech.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
But I will say that lady was good at her job.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
And it makes you feel like it's fancier kind of like,
I don't know, if you go to a restaurant where
they're not describing to you anything that's on the menu,
because they don't really care. Then it's like, I don't know,
maybe this food is not that good. But like then
she there's like selling the food and was like I
want all that now, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
So I think he's effective.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah, I mean because think about the restaurants you go
to where they're like, we're just gonna warm this up
from a bag, you know what I mean, Like that's
what they're thinking to the back of their head. So
there is like, here's a menu, what do you want.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
It was just cool to see someone that enjoyed working,
because I feel like I don't see that anymore. And
she was so happy to be there and like excited
to share her job with us. And nobody wants to
work these days, in the words of Kim Kardashian, get
your bought up and work.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
That's fact, that's true.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I'm with you. But anyway, we celebrated Rufio yesterday and
he missed a speech.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
We missed you.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Yeah, we also got a bonus. I don't know if
you get it if you don't go to the lunch though.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Oh did you did you get the envelope? No, there
were there were envelopes passed around. Oh nice, Oh I
don't think we should have told him about that.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Did you tell me about the celebrity that was there?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Oh, don't do that, okay, Klein. Michael Michael Jordan was there.
It's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
The table barrier, he was to the stars.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Doubt his restaurant is right down the street.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
He can eat steak for.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Michael Jordan was said, he doesn't eat that this restaurant.
He's tired of that restaurant. He was even one on
crabs like they were going out of season, because they are.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
He gave me a rare pair of Jordan's, like Caleb
Williams or something, a little bit of a better choice.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
I was gonna shoot lowered it.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
We've tried this with him before. It doesn't work, does not,
So we won't see that. That Ben Affleck movie about
Phil Knight, the founder of Nike. A couple of years ago,
that movie came out, you know, it was about the
story of Nike and and the Jordan's siding and the
whole thing. And they had a premiere for it, and
a few of us went, and Rufio didn't go, And
(05:47):
so we had this elaborate scheme going. And it was
a series of coordinated text messages. Paulina sent one, Caleb
sent one, I verified one, I think, and it was
essentially the founder of Nike showed up to the premiere
of the movie I was handing out where historic.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Calyn got his number, and he wanted to go home.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
And then we end him going there and he wanted
to take Klen home and then and then Ruby was
like do it.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
He was gonna cry out, so I actually that was
the first time I felt bad about a prank because he.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Was like, really yeah, I was so investable because we
were like, this older guy just walked in with sunglasses on,
like it's nighttime.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
You know who this guy is?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Any pic I don't know. I don't know what Phil
Night looks like. You got to take a picture with anybody?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
He can.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
And he just started He handed Kylen parent Jordan's and
we're like, are these are these what I think they are?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yet? The Jordan one prototypes? Are you serious right now?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
And then he gave me some fives that have never
before been released of us because he just carries him
around in a Duffel bag.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Philmn like, does we had you on for a little
while to that one.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Yeah, that's going speaking of goats. But the bonus, there's
nothing there was there.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Was that was a light to some. Well, we spent
years on the one arm ground, so sorry, that's fine.
Seven times Super Bowl champion Tom Brady was inducted into
the New England Patriots Hall of Fame on Wednesday, honoring
the NFL legend and his twenty seasons with the team.
During the ceremony, he spoke about his illustrious football career
with New England, saying he was overwhelmed with gratitude and
a deep sense of honor.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Was it jay Z really performed? They just played a song.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
He performed, opened and then walked out.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
That's iconic. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Tom looked like he was so cool. He was rapping
the lyrics with jay Z.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Was yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
I mean, Kim Kardashian, man.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Would you do if that was if you were in
that situation? Where would you accept all that? Like?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I know you played, you spent twenty seasons and one though.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
You're gonna say for my high school high I scored
a total of eight points in four years, I think.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
But then you were like you.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Leave because they don't want you anymore. And then and
then they were like, oh, come's over, your season's over.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I do have them. They celebrate you.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
They may not have wanted him anymore, but there was
no doubt that everyone knew and respected what he had
done there.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
You couldn't not.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
But you can't be a Patriots fan and not think
tom Brady's pretty unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
But to let him walk away, I mean, the greatest
of all time, to let him walk away like that.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
To choose I thought he wanted to leave. No, no,
they chose.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
It was either it was either him or Belichick, or
they chose Belichick pretty much over him.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
So yeah, it was kind of like at some point
they had to hit reboot and start over.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
It didn't really work out. But yeah, I no, I yeah,
I would.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I'm sure if I'm tom Brady's not missing any accolades.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Come on, like tom.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Brady, he's the goat, and he knows he's the goat,
and if someone's going to honor him like that, he's
going to accept it. I mean, most people would, I
think x aka. Twitter announced that the like tab will
no longer appear on other people's profiles, although you will
see your own likes tab. Okay, you'll no longer be
(08:47):
able to see who likes other people's posts. Elon Musk
believes that people shouldn't be judged by their likes on
social media.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
I tried to creep on someone's legs the other day
and they were gone.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Now what does that accomplish? Oh?
Speaker 5 (08:58):
I love creeping out people. It's like it tells you
so much about a person.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
It really does.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Can you tell me a little bit about not who,
but the profile of whose likes you were creeping on?
Speaker 5 (09:07):
It was just a friend of a friend, but I
just like that's one of the ways that I creep
on people to like learn more about them.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I do remember there was a time years ago where
people were in a media especially we're buying followers on Twitter,
and the way that you knew for sure that it
was BS was well, first of all, overnight they would
go from like ten thousand followers to fifty thousand followers overnight.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
It's say, okay.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
The other thing is they get like four likes on
their posts and they supposedly had fifty thousand followers. It's like, okay,
you don't have fifty thousands. And then if you really
dig in, the followers were all like you know, k
etch GEI with one follower you or whatever.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
So it was just all bs.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
But that was the way that you could tell the
people were posing because it's like, you know, normally you
can expect to get like one, two, three percent or
whatever of your total followers and likes like automatically, and
so that's how you can kind of tell someone's legitimate.
But again, if you got fifty followers and you're you know,
a hubcap and g money in the morning and you
(10:07):
know wherever, and all of a sudden, now have a
bazillion followers and you get three likes on your posts,
it's like, okay, that then it's fake because and so
then everyone started looking at engagement. You know, it didn't
matter how many followers you had, it was do the
followers you do had to take care about what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
But yeah, that was that.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Was It's funny how he does this after he makes
porn like legale X.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yes, so I'll be right a second. I can't see
if you're.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
What you're liking anymore. Supposedly he's a naughty boy of
work too. I read this morning he told one employee
wanted her to have his babies, and then he apparently
was sleeping with another employee that he is alleged that
he then added to his executive team.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Well that tracks. He has eighty seven kids.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
And she was I think she was a college intern
when he I mean, you know, go get it at
Elon Musk.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Why not. That's a party story for everybody I hooked
up with Elon Musk.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Yeah, you don't get much though.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
I mean Grime said he had her like eating PBS
jays and couch surfing. He's he lives like very.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
In Texas, like one bedroom.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeahionaire, he was building a space ship and there was
a picture of like who was he with?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
He was?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
It was him in bezos and they're in his house
and I'm looking at the first thing I do is
look at the kitchen. I'm like, is that for Micah?
Like this man is worth billions of dollars and that
looks like fake. Granted that's how they stay rich. What's
going on this builder, Gray Cabiness. What's going on two
of the most famous names in competitive eating, Nathan's Hot
Dog Eating Contest champions Joey Chestnut and uh is it
(11:35):
Tekuru Kobyashi?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I've never really said his name.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Ya Kobyashi would go ahead to head and a winner
takes all hot dogg eating matchup to air live on
Netflix on September second. It's called Chestnut versus Kobyachi The
Unfinished Beef. Yes, it'll be the first time that Pari
has faced off since two thousand and nine, And if
you listened yesterday to the program, a lot of beef
going on in the competitive eating world.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
It Major League Eating or whatever the name of the.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Is has banned Joey chest now because he's doing stuff
like this, But what is mL E without Joey chest
down in Kobyashi.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
They're gonna have to come to some conclusion. This is
like live golf and a PGA all over again. They're
gonna have to merge.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Didn't we do it? Didn't we do a story last week?
Didnt Kobyashi like retire from didn't he say? He stopped?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I think I think we did do that story. He
was like, Yeah, this is bad for me, your Netflix.
You're gonna pay me, so I'm gonna go back a
little less.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Bad for me.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
And a Texas woman stole a mortuary van that actually
had a body inside of him. This was this was
the story I was telling you about. If you're going
to steal a car, I know it has to probably
happen quickly.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I've never stolen a car.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I this, I know that surprises a lot of people,
but I've never committed Graham theft auto. However, I would
look in the backseat for a child or a baby
or anything like that. And if I'm stealing from a
mortuary or really anywhere, I might look in the back
Just say what what? What else is coming with me?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
You know what I mean? Because like, let's say I
steal a school bus full of kids. Now I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Jail for a lot of things, kidnapping, Chalin, danger man,
and grand theft auto. And I didn't even want the bus.
What am I gonna do with the bus? You know
what I mean? So like look in the bag. What
if I steal a van full of like drugs? You
know now I'm a drug dealer? Yeah, No, I just
wanted the van briefly I needed to get to court
from my other grand theft Autokay, So this woman in
(13:25):
Texas decided to steal a creepy ride and it's now busted.
A mortuary service driver's vehicle was stolen. This is in
Fort Worth, Texas. When the driver went inside, I guess
to do something. The woman allegedly got in the van
took off with the body in the back. The police
date a van was quickly located and the deceased person
was still inside, and he or she was returned to
the mortuary service charges of pending against a woman. But
(13:48):
that honestly, if I sold a car and I looked
in the bag and there was a dead body, I
would just pull over, get out and just pull my
hands like I would just say, to save me.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
I wonder if there are like, like legally, if there
are rights for a body that's no longer alive, you
know what I mean, because you could get charged with kidnapping.
But if you're dead, like I wonder if still has
the same ramifications with that.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
It's not great though, No.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
That's almost as bad as the guy who appeared in
court for his suspended license last week while driving.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
That was.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
What happened. His license were not suspended, They did updated
in the system.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
In the system. So bad for that dude. Oh yeah,
we were.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
All lat and it's not even true everybody.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
But in fairness, if I'm going to court for any
kind of vehicle relate. If I'm going to court, I'm
not zooming in while driving because it's illegal to drive
and doom.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
He had to go to his dock.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Disappointment, right, Okay, But like I didn't see that update,
and I'm glad that they straightened it out.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
But again it's.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
It's again, I'm not going to commit a crime while
attending court, you know what I mean? Like, I'm not
going to inject heroin in drug court. Like I'll do
that before I go.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Come on, it's just multitasking.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
This against the law. It doesn't matter whether he had
a license or not. You can't if you're looking into
my driving, Yes, then I don't need to be doing
something dangerous while driving while looking into my driving.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
But I was on time for court.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Okay, disappointment, I didn't know about that update though, Thank
you guys.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
It just wasn't as dumb as we thought he was.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
It's still pretty dumb, honestly, though it was not. It
was not good. No, it's National Weed Your Garden Day.
Also today starts National CNA Certified Nursing Assistant Week.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Why aren't we starting it on a Thursday?
Speaker 4 (15:37):
That's what I wanted to know. I was confused when
I read that.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Why don't we start that today?
Speaker 5 (15:42):
And I moved that day to tomorrow because I thought, oh,
it must have been a type.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Of but yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
So I just texted that we'll shout out to you guys,
and I think you deserve. If your week is only
two days, that's not a good week.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I don't like that idea.
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