June 18, 2024 • 31 mins
During today's show, Paulina had cabbage on her boobs, Rufio updated us on his root canal, and Kaelin asked how to react to getting hit on at the bar
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Is I want to know why you're rubbing cabbage on yourself? Well,
you know, yeah, are you rubbing it on yourself or
are you wearing it? I'm wearing it. You're wearing hot cabbage.
This because I think I learned coming to work. I mean,
I really don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
But anyway, well, so as you guys know, I was pumping, right,
I'm breastfeeding my kid.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I don't do the breast. I do just pumping breast.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I don't put her on for a drink, right, I mean,
but after after thinking about it, I was like, I'm
just gonna pump give her some breast milk, right, So
we're hitting the three month mark.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I stored enough for her to hit that.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
And now I'm like, well, I think I'm gonna put
me first a little bit and for my mental health
and just for myself, and so I could like just
you know, be me. I am going to we enough
of it now that we en ofp of it. As
a process, you can't just stop. And if you guys
saw me last night, my shirt was soaked because a
lot of you know, like it just comes out unfortunately,
(00:56):
but anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
So it just keeps coming out, even if no one's yes,
I say, no one if the baby's not there to partake,
right right? No.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
And it's not that it's like pouring out, it's just
you know, you like there's just like blotches on your shirt,
you know. Yeah, so it looks like ridiculous and like
you're like leaking. You just be standing there and all
of a sudden you just see it come up.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Now, yeah, you just got it.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
And I'm like, well, this is like really like uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
But they say that it's a process to wean off
of it, which is totally fine. But I read that
you could put cabbage, which I have in my.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Bra My god, you do I do?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
You just you you just pulled a leaf of cabbage
out of your brad.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
She was like, I don't know what I thought.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
You want to try it, not believing it looks like
that's cabbage, cabbage, it doesn't matter, so you put you
I didn't realize this, so you put cabbage there. Yeah,
it's supposed to like dry that area, so basically it
would stop happening, you know what I mean? And like
I still have the pump to kind of get it out,
but I can't give it to her because I'm like
on medication now, so I'm like, here you go, you
(02:05):
know whatever, throw it out, which kind of makes me sad,
But it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
And how long do you have to wear the cabbage around?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I mean really until like it stops because you're just
drying everything up so and there's like tea I could take.
I mean, it could take weeks for this to go away.
I know I'm still gonna have to be pumping, pumping
and dumping. Do you have to replace the cabbage?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Maybe?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I got a couple of hours.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
My mom gave me a whole thing of cabbage, so
don't worry. I'm gonna I'll stock up rufio.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I'll switch it out, don't I'd never heard of this
before me neither.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Is this some Eastern European uh?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Sort of like what do they call that when it's
like old like a remedy or yeah, home Remedy edition.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I thought it was until our friend Nicky bar Nikki,
I mean, she's an American Italian girl and she told
me do this, and I was like, what.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Italian? When I had that old man eating shrim no
had just Italian American talks.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, you know the commercial.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Ruvier knows the commercial I'm talking about is an old
man and he goes to Olive Garden and he celebrates
with his family like it's the greatest, like like he's
never had food that authentic since, you know, since his
old country. His mama made it for him, you know, wherever.
But he's sure to describe himself in the commercial as
an Italian American because he's both, you know, So it's
important to distinguish.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah, facts. So anyway, this Polish American.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Okay, this Polish American. But they I googled it to
you and they say to use cabbage. I don't know
what it is about cabbage. When it's cold, you're supposed
to put in the freezer or the fridge. It's supposed
to be cold, and then you just put it in
your bra and you're supposed to just.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Wow every time. I learning a hole to lead in
the leaves to keep the nipples dry.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Okay, but what doesn't that tat the purpose? If you
kind of hole in the thing, then it doesn't go
right through, I would think.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
So I don't know, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
My mom said to back in the day because she
called me. She's like, go get the shot, and I
was like, the shot. And I guess that was like
the old school thing. So our parents, if they don't
want a breastfeed or they wanted to stop, they would
get a shot. I guess they don't do that anymore.
Sounds easier than cabbage on my boobs.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
You can put that back if you one. Okay, yeah,
I'm like, don't mind me.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
I want one dried up and the other one.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I can't have that.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Doubling up on tight bras will help. Somebody said to you,
if it will dry you up, put the cabbage in
the freezer first.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Wow. Okay, I know right. The more you know, the
more you truly.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
This is your fun fact. You forget about it. What
we should do in every hour. Everyone gets their own
fun fact, Paul, it's fun fact. And then there was
and then Rufio can have his own.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
You to get hungry, I mean right right, get hungry.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Let me know, yeah, corn beef and the other the
other browser.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
No, boy, you know what, I'm gonna push a button
because I know where this is going and I need
Rufio to stop. So I'm going to place the green
Carpeter to make him stop trending story in our knife.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah, they talk better than they.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
These are the radio blogs like we're writing in our diaries,
except we say them aloud. We call them blogs. Roofie,
we got a dental update. We do the people must know.
Thank you, yes, dear blog.
Speaker 7 (05:11):
So on Friday, I had my I finally had my
appointment to get this root canal finished, because I've been
following along. I went to get a root cannoal from
my dentist and they left the little piece of a
file in my tooth. The in the tooth, so they
recommended me to go to this other place to see
if they can remove it. And then this guy's like, oh,
(05:35):
they didn't even finish the root canal. So I made
that appointment to finish said root canal from the original
one and try to remove the piece. The root canal's done,
it is finished, well, it's temporarily just have the temporary
the seals temporary. So got to get the crown and
everything like that. But the piece of the tooth, the
piece of the file is still in there that he
(05:56):
couldn't remove it. So that is something that I.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Have to leave. A chainsaw down.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Yeah right, okay, but the experience was a hundred times
better than the first time.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Uh so you're just gonna walk around with half of
a drill bit in your mouth for the rest of.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
Your life, according to what people tell me when they
message me and they comment that it happens, like I don't.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I don't.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
I've gone through metal detectors since and nobody's gone off.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
But you know, like that's my biggest fear.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
Like I've go I gotta go catch a flight and
I go through the TSA one where they scan you
and they're.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Like, no, no, no, there's a drill bit in my tooth.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
You're like, yeah, right, bro right, take it all off, right,
Or when I go visit my friends in prison and
they're like, what is that in your tooth?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Yeah, you know, I was trying to.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
That is a fun fact. You can share it parties though.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
It is.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
But yeah, so the experience was one hundred times better.
This guy was super professional, and he's just like, all right,
we're gonna take a break. He took breaks because you're
sitting there for a long time with your mouth excuse me,
with your.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Mouth smoke breaks. Dennis is taking smoke breaks. He's like,
I'll be back in a minute.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
Yeah, but he finished it, and then I still got
to Now I have to go back to the original dentist.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
He's like, do you want to go back to you?
Speaker 7 (07:02):
Like, because he has to send the he has to
send the file and the photos to the dentist to.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Say, like, no, I think I'll get someone else.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
I might, but I but like, I'm trying to get
them to do it for free, you know what I'm saying?
Like that, at least the Crown part, because I had to, well,
I had to contact them to reverse the charge for
the root canal because the new guy couldn't charge it
because they're like two root canals, We're not gonna We're
(07:29):
not going to pay for two roo canals, so for
the same tooth. So they had to reverse the charge
so the other people can charge it. So I still
had to pay for the root canal, but at least
I didn't get double charged in that way. So but
I still have to talk to them and see if
there's anything they could do to when I go back
to get this crown done, get.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Rufio walking around with a drill bit in his mouth.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
The rest I mean that you're right, that is a
that is a party conversation stuff.
Speaker 7 (07:56):
Right, it doesn't there's no I don't have any payin
nothing like thing out of the ordinary. But I don't
want it to happen like one day and be like
some shark pain comes and was like, oh, that's the
I'm also going.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
To have you no rufio that there's a controversy on
a local dental book group, right because you went on
the air and talked about how your dentist made a mistake,
told you he made a mistake and then sent you
somewhere else to fix it. Yes, and then when you
got there, that guy was like, yeah, this is not great,
this is done.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
This is a mistake and he didn't really even do
that good of a job.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
So then on this a dentist friend of mine sent
me this post from a dentist to Facebook group with
a dentist saying that the second guy never should have
told you. He basically he should have covered for the
first guy that like his professional courtesy. According to this person,
that you cover the other dentists and you just fix it. No,
I disagree, right, the second guy thinks the first guy
(08:51):
didn't do a good job. I think you have every
right to know, Hey, I don't think this guy did
a great job on this, and I think we're going
to fix it. And I'm not saying he's a bad
person or you know, he's a bad dentist, but like
this particular you know work he did is not great
or she and we're gonna have to redo it. I
think you have every right to know it's your body,
especially because the original dentist recommended this guy to me,
(09:14):
so yeah, he's not He's not saying like this dude
is like a terrible human being at a party, like
I don't want to hang out with him. He's just
saying like, hey, look this I don't I'm going to
have to redo this because it doesn't meet my standard.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Right, So we're supposed to tell you nothing. It's your too,
that you're right.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
It just it wasn't the fact that the original dentist
was like, hey, the root canal's done. You just have
this little piece of whatever the file in your te
Yeah not so fast, right, But then the new guys like, dude,
this root canal is not even finished. I have to
finish the root canal and then attempt to try to
wonder if you call this boy and was like, bro,
Eddy was going to talk to him, and then but
(09:47):
I haven't heard from original dentist at all, so maybe
it's not for a new dentists and maybe we just
start fresh. I'll send you to my person.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
It's fine. No, you're not in network. Yes, she's not
in network.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
I'm not. I'm paying for that.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
But my good buddy's wife who guilted me for years
for not going to were only for me to go
in there and find I gotta pay cash for this
lady because she's not in the network. I'm like this,
Why is this called me so much? Maybe I don't
want to be friends with you guys, give me a discount.
Speaker 7 (10:14):
But there is a dentist that reached out on the
last video. He was actually a contestant on a show
that I watched. He was on Master Chef with Gordon Ramsey. Well,
then that makes him a great dents name is he's
a dentist. His name is Farhan. He was a contestant.
He was he was in dental school on the show.
But now he's a dentist and he's like, hey, how
come like if you want to stop by like he's
a fan of the show.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
On the program.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
This guy's gonna cook you a two flags, yes, and
then he's gonna fix your teeth.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Yes, there you go, perfect, I have that. Let me
say here go in two minutes. You've got some way.
Fred's show is on now, Honest Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Warning everybody to use tuesdage t and eighteenth. The Fred
Show is not Hi Kaitlin Hi Chasing Brown, Hi, Hi Rufio. Hello,
Hello Paulina n Kiki in New York for the Gracia
warns Today getting her getting her Gracie.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Getting her big statue? Does this get a statue for
a Gracy?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah, they're putting one in the lobby's next to a
big gumball machine.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Ah, it's a statue of Kiki. Wow.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah, I know today was coming. Didn't take long. No
intern bened me, not Benjamin s she obit, Shelley, everyone's here.
Good news stories in just a second, waiting by the
phone from the vault.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
RUFFI girl, call some tech.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Okay, the Entertainer Report trend I don't even know what
the hell you're talking about, and I think I did it.
Entertainer Report trending story is fun fact all coming up
Today's fun fact?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Guys, what do I have for you every day?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I have to scroll to find it, even though I
do the same thing every day. Kangaroos back to the animals, yep.
I mean there are lots of animal facts out there,
and this is one. And I didn't know this one either.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
What's coming up in the port ka Well, Paulina just
ran in the writer's room. You could hear her pencil
skirt and her heels clicking down the hallway. She had
a stack of papers and she had breaking news.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
About Jacks timber from the fac simile from.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
The fact simily, I don't know what that is, but
she has breaking okay from a fact I did breaking
news and we've got a telegram about justin Timberlake.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Justin Timberlake. Facts has been received. Yes, it's off the
U what is it the news? Yeah, it's off of
that thing whatever. Yeah, but teletype it's not looking good.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Do we know anybody? Does anyone who listens to the program? Uh,
make like have like an awards shop or make trophies
or anything. Because our friend been close personal friend of
the program. Mojo of Mojo in the Morning in in Detroit,
Michigan in detoy uh sadly and somehow miraculously was not
(12:54):
inducted into the Radio Hall of Fame, which is a travesty.
It really is. The man should be in the radio
Hall of Fame. In my opinion, some of these people,
I don't even know who they are. They got in
the radio because I think there were like twenty people
that could have been and then six people got in.
I don't know who votes. I called Shenanigans on the
whole thing to be I want to see who voted
for this thing. I want to see the voting erect Yeah,
(13:16):
I want to see the results. I got a lot
of problems with this radio Hall of Fame.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
I demand to recount.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I got a lot of problems with the radio Hall
of Fame because for a long time you could get
in the radio Hall of Fame if you just campaign
your listeners to win. So like a bunch of douchebag
radio people who had we're on a lot of cities,
they would just get on the radio and say vote
for me for the Hall of Fame, or they would
play this game and go, well I got nominated, you know,
which is their way of saying, please go google this
(13:41):
and find out how to vote for me. And I
don't know how you can be in a Hall of
fame for anything while you're still doing it. I will
say that, except that Mojo has been doing this for
like twenty five years in Detroit. He's an institution and
he is a legend. And we have Kalin because of Mojo.
But I want to send Mojo the most obnoxious trophy.
I would like him to be the first entrance or
(14:03):
the first inductee into the Fred Show Hall of Fame.
We only we don't have one. We have one that
we're inventing one now, and we have a constitution. I
think we should have a Hall of Fame, and I
would like him to be, you know, the first person
in it. But my vision is something about as tall
as me, a trophy about as tall as me, maybe
(14:24):
like a big strong man on the top of it.
I don't know, I mean obnoxious, though I want this
to be just ridiculous. Maybe maybe there's an led component
to it.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I don't know. I don't know where they can do
with trophies these days. I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I mean, I'm thinking Stanley Cup, but bigger. I mean,
I don't know, just something just plus. Once we send
it to him, he's going to have to display in
his home somewhere, which is my favorite part because where
the hell you're going to put this thing? And Chelsea,
his wife, you know, a beautiful home. It's all designed,
you know, because he's very rich, so he has like
you know, just rich people stuff everywhere. I mean, you'll
(14:58):
probably put it in like the you know, poolhouse or
something away from where everybody can.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Maybe in the West Wing. I don't know. There are
parts of his house.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I don't think he's ever been in, honestly, Like when
I go stay with Mojo in his home in Detroit,
I stay in a part of his house. He don't
even know where it is, Like he's like wherever you sleep,
just come up later for breakfast. The maids will be
making it later or whatever. But so, but it needs
to be obnoxious. So if we know anybody who makes trophies,
I'll plug you. Take that management. I don't care, I'll
(15:27):
plug you. And I need something just insanely ridiculous sent
to Detroit. It just it has to be I mean just,
I mean just ugly ridiculous. Anticipation trophy. You can that's
what I mean, that's what.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Sorry, sorry sorry, if we know anybody who.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Can do that, the text us or call us or
or email us or access or something anyone. Do people
make trophies, don't they have trophies stories, trophies. Yeah, I
know you can get them online and yeah, no, I'm
gonna get him a locket.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yeah with a picture of me, picture of me.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
And here's the good news about the Hall of Fame
is like in fifteen or twenty years or whenever, world
enough to be in there, like there is no one left,
so they'll have.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
To put us in.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
It'll be like an AI universe.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Ye, you can visit with.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Like like honestly, like there's his generation and then there's
us and there's no like, no one behind us. Like
that's why we keep getting opportunities because like there is
no one else to do it. So we're probably going
to get in somedays simply because you will.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
For sure you might. There's no way after we lose
to AI a couple of times. That's what I mean.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Man, Yeah, I can't even win the State of Illinois
Radio Award. You're talking about Hall of Fame. There's no way,
and I'm not nearly political enough. I don'tkiss anywhere near
enough asked for that.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
I love that about you, I really do.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
That's why I'll never get in, because like I just don't.
I just don't. I don't.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
My nose is not brown enough for it. Again, I'm
probably I probably don't deserve it. But the point is
we need something. We need to send something just obnoxious
over to our friend. And if anyone can help us
do that, I would appreciate it. Yeah, all right, good?
Should we just some good news stories like free? Surely
someone can help us with this past and the more
(17:10):
inappropriate the better. Like I don't know if we can
put like a sex way on top of it, or
I don't know, it's just something, you know what I mean,
just like you're just stuff around.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
I don't care. Just whatever. What about like an edible arrangement?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
You know, this needs to be something that he needs
to put on display. It needs to go on his
mantle piece. Okay, yeah, one of the man I don't
have the man the eighth fireplace. Yeah, one of the
fireplaces maybe in the maybe in the maid's quarters or something.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
I don't know. You should see this guy at this
guy's house it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Oh, I've been there. I slept over Not wait, you
slept at Mojo's house. That's right, you and Joe were
dating for a week.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
We're not reading lives right down the road.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
My sister's across the clocks.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
I've been to your sister's house, but not inside. We
just drove it, sat in front of the place.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
You saw the house or I amazing.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Do you guys have any friends like my friend Mojo. Well,
most of us in this business have severe add Mine's
a little bit more under control than most. But a
lot of my friends in radio need constant, constant entertainment,
Like they constantly have to be either moving or talking
to someone on the phone or in doing they have
(18:21):
so like I'll go to his house in the weekend
and I'm like, hey, I'm gonna get up around noon
and then like let's go to your country club and
drink on your tab. You know, I want to go
to the country club he's a member of, because like,
there's the most amazing thing about country clubs. I'm not
a member of one. There's no bill. I mean it
goes to him, but like literally there's no bill. Like
I walked in a gift shop and he was like,
do you want this hat? I'm like, sure, I want
this hat, and he just we just walk out with
(18:42):
it and someone just sends him a bill like you,
what do you want to eat? I'll take a Tomahawk Okay,
Tomahawk shows up like, I don't know who's paying for this.
It's not me, it's him. You know, I'll take seven drinks. Okay,
you're seven drinks. I'm not paying for this.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Is that he is? But anyway, do with you? Fred?
Speaker 7 (19:00):
Right?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I know, except that I'm not allowed to be any
member of any kind of country club.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
No one will accept me.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
But but then we get up one day on there
and he's like, hey, do you want to see Paulina's
sister's house? And I'm like not, not, like does she
know we're coming? Or are we gonna go say hi?
Speaker 3 (19:16):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
No, So we go to Starbucks and then we drive
and we literally take this black suv that he drives
and park it in front of your sister's house and
just sit there and drink coffee.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
I'm like, should we go knock on the door. He's like, oh,
well no, they don't know we're coming.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
I'm like, well then We're just gonna sat here like
we're the FBI surveillance man.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
Like the biggest Detroit radio personality sits outside of her
house sometimes and just takes a gander.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
We literally sat in front of her home and just
looked out the window. Yeah that sounds fine, Like, hey, motive,
can we leave now because I think she's gonna call
the police? Yeah, if she doesn't think we are the police.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Yeah, that's interesting. It's good to know he just lurks.
It's a beautiful, beautiful neighborhood she lives in. Oh, it's
so nice, very nice.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
But my guy, the guy's got to be going all
the time's got to be moving all the time. Which
is why I can't believe he didn't get into this thing,
because I figured he called every person. There's nine hundred
people who get to vote for it. I figured he'd
talked to all of them already for sure.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
And also, do you how does he even know where
my sister lives? I don't know.
Speaker 7 (20:14):
I don't even know where she lives because I don't
know because her husband was friends with Cougar with Joe.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
I'm aware of that. But telling you right, that's brother
in law. I know my brother in law. Sir, anyway,
I don't know. I don't ask how did you know
where he lives? Answered?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
But like address wise, you know what I mean? Like that,
but I heard that Mojo's like that. Love the man,
but he knows everything. He knows all your secrets.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
I'm a welder at a sheep Mattal factory. I can
build him a trophy now, now we're talking. I don't
have a trophy shop. But what about a custom granite
monument from Zoe the Mortician? Hello, Oh, I want to
know is Zoe the mortician? Is Zoe the mortician that
this is another story? I want to know if this
is the same mortician. Do you remember this was a
(20:58):
little bit strange actually, but our well, uh, I don't
mean to, you know, be weird about it. But Benjamin's father,
who was a great friend of our show, who passed
away many years ago. I went to his funeral and
I walked into the funeral home and one of the
first people to gree to me was a very nice
young lady who is the listener of our show, who
was the mortician in charge of the day. I thought,
(21:20):
this is weird, yeah, but like, hey, it's nice to
meet you. I wonder if that's the person Zoe the Mortician.
Is that the same person who so thoughtfully took care
of our friends? But that was a weird, like you
don't normally I don't normally meet that person. Yeah you
know what I mean, Like, but yeah, that was just ranging.
But yeah, sure, why not? How about a granite monument, Jason?
(21:41):
Can you arrange for that? Sure? So can you imagine
like meeting a very influential person in your life and
it's like but not in the way that you would
have ever expected.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Like, also, yeah, I know that. Yeah, it was very awkward.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
You know. Oh I thought you were like I did
not shoot my shot with Zoe the Mortician. I wasn't like,
oh oh you helped out, Oh what's up girl? Like no, no,
I was just like, oh oh hi, nice to meet you.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
I'm extremely sad right now.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
But okay, yeah, I mean a granite monument would be nice,
but it's gotta be something I can ship, you know,
so heavy anyway, Yeah, they talk better, very nasty. These
are the radio blocks on the Fresh Shot, like you're
running in our diaries, except we say to them aloud, Kaylin,
we would discuss.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
This up there we did.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
I'm trying to Oh yeah, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
So you know what I was singing about my favorite
winning song and my love is your Love, and I
got distracted.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
No, that is not one that you would always hear.
Yeah that's a hot take, I could listen.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Yeah, I love that song. I don't think that would
be on most people's top three.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
Maybe, yeah, that's true because she has the big bangers.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
I think I think most people will go like the
classics and then maybe it's not right, but it's okay.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
And the remix of that song, Oh Chef's Kiss, you know, for.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Like a newer generation anyway, Yeah, you're right, you're right,
because three get three people listen to the show tomorrow.
We'll do it on this.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Don't worry.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
It'll be exciting. Calen take it away with the blog. Yes,
dear blog.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
So I saw a TikTok the other day and then
I had a conversation about this with some of my friends,
and I never really thought of this. So to test
my theory, Paulina, if I were to walk up to
you at a bar, I'm.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
A dude, Okay, picture it, and I said, are you single?
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Mmm?
Speaker 6 (23:25):
How would you answer.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
I feel like most girls do this. I already know
the answer.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
We would first say I'm sorry, I'm not or sorry
I have a boyfriend, or sorry whatever. But rya is
we say sorry or we feel bad that we have
a boyfriend, Am I wrong one hundred percent, you're right,
you're not wrong, or we.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
Give some sort of explanation like I'm flattered and I
love this. Apparently, according to you know, doctor whatsoever, on TikTok,
you are.
Speaker 6 (23:53):
Supposed to say one word and no other words.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
You are supposed to say no because if you say
other words, that could lead to more.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
Questions and opening and apparently.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
That gives people the idea that there's you're saying there's
a chance.
Speaker 6 (24:06):
Yes, right.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
Really, I never thought of it because I am, you know,
a people person, and I am really flattered if someone
hits on me, you know, and I don't ever want
to be there liss like ell, don't talk to me,
because I do think we make men feel like they
can't approach us a lot of the time, and I
do feel bad for that.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
But a lot of women apologize for First of.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
All, don't do that. A lot of women apologize for
a lot of things. I didn't realize that's condition and
it makes me sad. Yeah, you don't need to apology,
but it's taken eight years of knowing Paulina to get
her to stop apologizing for just asking a question around
here like nuts, you don't need to do that, You
don't need to apologize for being in a relationship. I
would agree though, that there there's some kindness and some
grace that should probably come with a with a cold
(24:47):
approach from a guy who's not being lecherous or creepy
or disrespectful, who's asking you out. Because I do hear
it from women all the time. I wish guys would
come up to me. The truth is, though, I think
a lot of guys have had a bad experience going
up to people and being shamed or like I don't know,
getting a roote response, or people are kind of mean.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
It's like, well, there's no need for that.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
If I'm being respectful of you and asking you out,
and then you can say yes or no, and then
I need to shut the hell up as a man.
After that, I don't get to go whoa, oh, then's screwed,
because I've seen a lot of stuff where like dudes
then say crappy stuff, right, Oh, you're too good form. No,
we all need to approach us with grace like you need.
(25:31):
You need to be like, you know what, I'm seeing somebody,
thank you, and I need to be like, absolutely, good luck,
good luck to you. You know that that was wonderful.
Now I got it, you know, thanks for being cool
whatever it is. But like and then that's it, and
then we're done now. And it could go both ways.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
So what would you guys say if someone asked if
you were single at a bar.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
I would say if I were were not, I would
just say, hey, you know I'm seeing somebody or I'm not.
And it would be that simple.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Okay. How do you guys answer?
Speaker 7 (25:58):
Oh, and be like, yeah, my wife's right here, even
if she's no, I'm always with my wife.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
If someone approached you, like downstairs, it just salad, Yeah,
he would say.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
That didn't happen because he wasn't.
Speaker 7 (26:12):
Sid right, I'm McDonald's. Yeah, I would say no, sorry.
I would say sorry, I'm married.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Okay, see you would say sorry, right, Yeah. I would
do the same thing.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
I would say sorry, I'm not but I don't think
it's necessarily sorry that you have a boyfriend or husband
or whatever. You're just sorry because it's an awkward situation
and you like wanted to end. That's what may I
look at. I'm like, I'm sorry that I have to
do this year because it's going to be very awkward
for me to say.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
No, I'm not like that's what I'm saying. Sorry.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
Apparently sorry is like making people feel like, oh, like
maybe it's not you know, is it a good relationship?
Speaker 6 (26:44):
Are you?
Speaker 5 (26:44):
How are things? How long has it been? Like it
opens the door for more questioning. Apparently so.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Right, I don't know. I don't know about the sorry.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
I don't know, but I don't know that it's to
me that it would send that message, But like I
think he does. I think if anything, it's like sorry
for you. You could spin it a lot of different ways,
depending how it's like oh yeah, no, I mean I look,
I don't see it that way, but I guess somebody
could see it as like antagonistic in some ways, like sorry,
you know, sorry for you.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
I'm seeing somebody.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
The answer is either yes or no, And I think
there's a nice way to be like, oh yeah, I
am seeing somebody. I don't think you have to say
you're sorry, but like I am seeing somebody, why do
men keep going? Then they'll be like, oh.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
It's a challenge.
Speaker 7 (27:28):
It's a challenge to men because they want to do
what they want what they can't have, And it's always
a challenge to men to be like I could, I
don't care.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
I think that to a certain extent that can be true.
You can't score yikes.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Yeah, thank you, Yeah, but I won't tell you. And
this is it's not great, but I know, I know
why it was instilled in me as a young person.
It was more of a confidence thing than anything. But
like I remember people in my life, men in my life,
good good men, used to say to me, if they're
not married, is there's still a chance. And they didn't
(28:05):
mean it like cheat or get someone you know, dissuade
someone from being in a relationship, or steal them away.
I think it was more like don't give up, you
know what I mean, or like don't write somebody off
because they have a boyfriend, because boyfriends and girlfriends don't
always stick around forever. And I think it so it's
like if if you're interested in somebody and they're seeing
(28:26):
somebody like, don't be an a hole about it because
and don't necessarily write them off as a friend or something,
because it does sometimes happen where they're seeing someone at
the time, and if you're cool about it and you're
not like a prick and you're not creepy, then who knows.
Sometimes it comes back around where that person does become
available if they're married.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
That's different, right, like says you're single until you're married.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
But like, yeah, I don't think that the invitation is
to then just never take no for an answer. But
I think it's also like, well, just make sure you're
an idiot about how you respond to that, because you
never know, maybe you'll have a shot. I think what
what's more interesting to me in this day and age
is how people respond to whether they're married or not.
People people tend to have various responses to that, and
(29:10):
I often think you can tell the status. You can
get an idea subliminably of what they're subliminally of what
they're trying to tell you the way they answer that question.
Speaker 6 (29:18):
Can you think of one that was like weird or
what they would say.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
I mean, I think when people are like, there's a
way to answer that question that that leaves no doubt
in somebody's mind whether you're happy or unhappy in your marriage.
That doesn't necessarily mean that I get to poach you,
but I mean I think it's I feel like that
that's a wild card these days. You know what, I'll
(29:42):
be like, you know, hey, are you married? Like well, yeah,
you know? Or I mean technically or whatever whatever. It's
just before it's like sometimes that answer, that answer, that
answer can be more problematic because what as a man,
as a single man, sometimes what I'm trying to decipher
is are you giving me an ind like are you
tell telling me that you you don't want to be
married anymore?
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Like?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Are you telling me that you want me to flirt
with you?
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Are you telling me without telling me that you're not
happily married or that you're out of your marriage or whatever. Yeah,
I think that's where it can be a little blurry.
Sometimes it is like, well, what are you saying to me?
Speaker 3 (30:17):
That's crazy?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
And and and I will say those answers are are
more indirect than ever. I've gotten some wildness. I've gotten
some wild responses to like, well, technically, like I've gotten
that one a lot. So you're married, like technically how
long you've been married?
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Well?
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Wow, oh wow. Anytime it like the tone goes like that,
it's like, we are you telling me that? Are you
like waving the white flag? Are you are you asking
me to engage or disengage?
Speaker 3 (30:43):
I don't really know? Or yeah, we.
Speaker 6 (30:47):
Need to see a signature on divorce papers these days.
Speaker 8 (30:49):
Okay that that part, that part, yes, Yeah, that's excellent.
So yeah, that's excellent. What a great has some great insight, Kaylen,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Yeah, should be step one. But you know, all of
a sudden, this turned into an NPR segment. I'm like,
thank you, Camin Roberts. Everyone back to you, all right.
Next on the program, The Entertainment Report. I don't know
why I had a difficult time getting out of that one,
but anyway, let's push the button more Fred Show.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Next,
Is I want to know why you're rubbing cabbage on yourself? Well,
you know, yeah, are you rubbing it on yourself or
are you wearing it? I'm wearing it. You're wearing hot cabbage.
This because I think I learned coming to work. I mean,
I really don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
But anyway, well, so as you guys know, I was pumping, right,
I'm breastfeeding my kid.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I don't do the breast. I do just pumping breast.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I don't put her on for a drink, right, I mean,
but after after thinking about it, I was like, I'm
just gonna pump give her some breast milk, right, So
we're hitting the three month mark.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I stored enough for her to hit that.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
And now I'm like, well, I think I'm gonna put
me first a little bit and for my mental health
and just for myself, and so I could like just
you know, be me. I am going to we enough
of it now that we en ofp of it. As
a process, you can't just stop. And if you guys
saw me last night, my shirt was soaked because a
lot of you know, like it just comes out unfortunately,
(00:56):
but anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
So it just keeps coming out, even if no one's yes,
I say, no one if the baby's not there to partake,
right right? No.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
And it's not that it's like pouring out, it's just
you know, you like there's just like blotches on your shirt,
you know. Yeah, so it looks like ridiculous and like
you're like leaking. You just be standing there and all
of a sudden you just see it come up.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Now, yeah, you just got it.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
And I'm like, well, this is like really like uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
But they say that it's a process to wean off
of it, which is totally fine. But I read that
you could put cabbage, which I have in my.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Bra My god, you do I do?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
You just you you just pulled a leaf of cabbage
out of your brad.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
She was like, I don't know what I thought.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
You want to try it, not believing it looks like
that's cabbage, cabbage, it doesn't matter, so you put you
I didn't realize this, so you put cabbage there. Yeah,
it's supposed to like dry that area, so basically it
would stop happening, you know what I mean? And like
I still have the pump to kind of get it out,
but I can't give it to her because I'm like
on medication now, so I'm like, here you go, you
(02:05):
know whatever, throw it out, which kind of makes me sad,
But it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
And how long do you have to wear the cabbage around?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I mean really until like it stops because you're just
drying everything up so and there's like tea I could take.
I mean, it could take weeks for this to go away.
I know I'm still gonna have to be pumping, pumping
and dumping. Do you have to replace the cabbage?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Maybe?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I got a couple of hours.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
My mom gave me a whole thing of cabbage, so
don't worry. I'm gonna I'll stock up rufio.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I'll switch it out, don't I'd never heard of this
before me neither.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Is this some Eastern European uh?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Sort of like what do they call that when it's
like old like a remedy or yeah, home Remedy edition.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I thought it was until our friend Nicky bar Nikki,
I mean, she's an American Italian girl and she told
me do this, and I was like, what.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Italian? When I had that old man eating shrim no
had just Italian American talks.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, you know the commercial.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Ruvier knows the commercial I'm talking about is an old
man and he goes to Olive Garden and he celebrates
with his family like it's the greatest, like like he's
never had food that authentic since, you know, since his
old country. His mama made it for him, you know, wherever.
But he's sure to describe himself in the commercial as
an Italian American because he's both, you know, So it's
important to distinguish.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah, facts. So anyway, this Polish American.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Okay, this Polish American. But they I googled it to
you and they say to use cabbage. I don't know
what it is about cabbage. When it's cold, you're supposed
to put in the freezer or the fridge. It's supposed
to be cold, and then you just put it in
your bra and you're supposed to just.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Wow every time. I learning a hole to lead in
the leaves to keep the nipples dry.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Okay, but what doesn't that tat the purpose? If you
kind of hole in the thing, then it doesn't go
right through, I would think.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
So I don't know, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
My mom said to back in the day because she
called me. She's like, go get the shot, and I
was like, the shot. And I guess that was like
the old school thing. So our parents, if they don't
want a breastfeed or they wanted to stop, they would
get a shot. I guess they don't do that anymore.
Sounds easier than cabbage on my boobs.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
You can put that back if you one. Okay, yeah,
I'm like, don't mind me.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
I want one dried up and the other one.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I can't have that.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Doubling up on tight bras will help. Somebody said to you,
if it will dry you up, put the cabbage in
the freezer first.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Wow. Okay, I know right. The more you know, the
more you truly.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
This is your fun fact. You forget about it. What
we should do in every hour. Everyone gets their own
fun fact, Paul, it's fun fact. And then there was
and then Rufio can have his own.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
You to get hungry, I mean right right, get hungry.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Let me know, yeah, corn beef and the other the
other browser.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
No, boy, you know what, I'm gonna push a button
because I know where this is going and I need
Rufio to stop. So I'm going to place the green
Carpeter to make him stop trending story in our knife.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah, they talk better than they.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
These are the radio blogs like we're writing in our diaries,
except we say them aloud. We call them blogs. Roofie,
we got a dental update. We do the people must know.
Thank you, yes, dear blog.
Speaker 7 (05:11):
So on Friday, I had my I finally had my
appointment to get this root canal finished, because I've been
following along. I went to get a root cannoal from
my dentist and they left the little piece of a
file in my tooth. The in the tooth, so they
recommended me to go to this other place to see
if they can remove it. And then this guy's like, oh,
(05:35):
they didn't even finish the root canal. So I made
that appointment to finish said root canal from the original
one and try to remove the piece. The root canal's done,
it is finished, well, it's temporarily just have the temporary
the seals temporary. So got to get the crown and
everything like that. But the piece of the tooth, the
piece of the file is still in there that he
(05:56):
couldn't remove it. So that is something that I.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Have to leave. A chainsaw down.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Yeah right, okay, but the experience was a hundred times
better than the first time.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Uh so you're just gonna walk around with half of
a drill bit in your mouth for the rest of.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
Your life, according to what people tell me when they
message me and they comment that it happens, like I don't.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I don't.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
I've gone through metal detectors since and nobody's gone off.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
But you know, like that's my biggest fear.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
Like I've go I gotta go catch a flight and
I go through the TSA one where they scan you
and they're.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Like, no, no, no, there's a drill bit in my tooth.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
You're like, yeah, right, bro right, take it all off, right,
Or when I go visit my friends in prison and
they're like, what is that in your tooth?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Yeah, you know, I was trying to.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
That is a fun fact. You can share it parties though.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
It is.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
But yeah, so the experience was one hundred times better.
This guy was super professional, and he's just like, all right,
we're gonna take a break. He took breaks because you're
sitting there for a long time with your mouth excuse me,
with your.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Mouth smoke breaks. Dennis is taking smoke breaks. He's like,
I'll be back in a minute.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
Yeah, but he finished it, and then I still got
to Now I have to go back to the original dentist.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
He's like, do you want to go back to you?
Speaker 7 (07:02):
Like, because he has to send the he has to
send the file and the photos to the dentist to.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Say, like, no, I think I'll get someone else.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
I might, but I but like, I'm trying to get
them to do it for free, you know what I'm saying?
Like that, at least the Crown part, because I had to, well,
I had to contact them to reverse the charge for
the root canal because the new guy couldn't charge it
because they're like two root canals, We're not gonna We're
(07:29):
not going to pay for two roo canals, so for
the same tooth. So they had to reverse the charge
so the other people can charge it. So I still
had to pay for the root canal, but at least
I didn't get double charged in that way. So but
I still have to talk to them and see if
there's anything they could do to when I go back
to get this crown done, get.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Rufio walking around with a drill bit in his mouth.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
The rest I mean that you're right, that is a
that is a party conversation stuff.
Speaker 7 (07:56):
Right, it doesn't there's no I don't have any payin
nothing like thing out of the ordinary. But I don't
want it to happen like one day and be like
some shark pain comes and was like, oh, that's the
I'm also going.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
To have you no rufio that there's a controversy on
a local dental book group, right because you went on
the air and talked about how your dentist made a mistake,
told you he made a mistake and then sent you
somewhere else to fix it. Yes, and then when you
got there, that guy was like, yeah, this is not great,
this is done.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
This is a mistake and he didn't really even do
that good of a job.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
So then on this a dentist friend of mine sent
me this post from a dentist to Facebook group with
a dentist saying that the second guy never should have
told you. He basically he should have covered for the
first guy that like his professional courtesy. According to this person,
that you cover the other dentists and you just fix it. No,
I disagree, right, the second guy thinks the first guy
(08:51):
didn't do a good job. I think you have every
right to know, Hey, I don't think this guy did
a great job on this, and I think we're going
to fix it. And I'm not saying he's a bad
person or you know, he's a bad dentist, but like
this particular you know work he did is not great
or she and we're gonna have to redo it. I
think you have every right to know it's your body,
especially because the original dentist recommended this guy to me,
(09:14):
so yeah, he's not He's not saying like this dude
is like a terrible human being at a party, like
I don't want to hang out with him. He's just
saying like, hey, look this I don't I'm going to
have to redo this because it doesn't meet my standard.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Right, So we're supposed to tell you nothing. It's your too,
that you're right.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
It just it wasn't the fact that the original dentist
was like, hey, the root canal's done. You just have
this little piece of whatever the file in your te
Yeah not so fast, right, But then the new guys like, dude,
this root canal is not even finished. I have to
finish the root canal and then attempt to try to
wonder if you call this boy and was like, bro,
Eddy was going to talk to him, and then but
(09:47):
I haven't heard from original dentist at all, so maybe
it's not for a new dentists and maybe we just
start fresh. I'll send you to my person.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
It's fine. No, you're not in network. Yes, she's not
in network.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
I'm not. I'm paying for that.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
But my good buddy's wife who guilted me for years
for not going to were only for me to go
in there and find I gotta pay cash for this
lady because she's not in the network. I'm like this,
Why is this called me so much? Maybe I don't
want to be friends with you guys, give me a discount.
Speaker 7 (10:14):
But there is a dentist that reached out on the
last video. He was actually a contestant on a show
that I watched. He was on Master Chef with Gordon Ramsey. Well,
then that makes him a great dents name is he's
a dentist. His name is Farhan. He was a contestant.
He was he was in dental school on the show.
But now he's a dentist and he's like, hey, how
come like if you want to stop by like he's
a fan of the show.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
On the program.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
This guy's gonna cook you a two flags, yes, and
then he's gonna fix your teeth.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Yes, there you go, perfect, I have that. Let me
say here go in two minutes. You've got some way.
Fred's show is on now, Honest Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Warning everybody to use tuesdage t and eighteenth. The Fred
Show is not Hi Kaitlin Hi Chasing Brown, Hi, Hi Rufio. Hello,
Hello Paulina n Kiki in New York for the Gracia
warns Today getting her getting her Gracie.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Getting her big statue? Does this get a statue for
a Gracy?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah, they're putting one in the lobby's next to a
big gumball machine.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Ah, it's a statue of Kiki. Wow.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah, I know today was coming. Didn't take long. No
intern bened me, not Benjamin s she obit, Shelley, everyone's here.
Good news stories in just a second, waiting by the
phone from the vault.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
RUFFI girl, call some tech.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Okay, the Entertainer Report trend I don't even know what
the hell you're talking about, and I think I did it.
Entertainer Report trending story is fun fact all coming up
Today's fun fact?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Guys, what do I have for you every day?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I have to scroll to find it, even though I
do the same thing every day. Kangaroos back to the animals, yep.
I mean there are lots of animal facts out there,
and this is one. And I didn't know this one either.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
What's coming up in the port ka Well, Paulina just
ran in the writer's room. You could hear her pencil
skirt and her heels clicking down the hallway. She had
a stack of papers and she had breaking news.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
About Jacks timber from the fac simile from.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
The fact simily, I don't know what that is, but
she has breaking okay from a fact I did breaking
news and we've got a telegram about justin Timberlake.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Justin Timberlake. Facts has been received. Yes, it's off the
U what is it the news? Yeah, it's off of
that thing whatever. Yeah, but teletype it's not looking good.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Do we know anybody? Does anyone who listens to the program? Uh,
make like have like an awards shop or make trophies
or anything. Because our friend been close personal friend of
the program. Mojo of Mojo in the Morning in in Detroit,
Michigan in detoy uh sadly and somehow miraculously was not
(12:54):
inducted into the Radio Hall of Fame, which is a travesty.
It really is. The man should be in the radio
Hall of Fame. In my opinion, some of these people,
I don't even know who they are. They got in
the radio because I think there were like twenty people
that could have been and then six people got in.
I don't know who votes. I called Shenanigans on the
whole thing to be I want to see who voted
for this thing. I want to see the voting erect Yeah,
(13:16):
I want to see the results. I got a lot
of problems with this radio Hall of Fame.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
I demand to recount.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I got a lot of problems with the radio Hall
of Fame because for a long time you could get
in the radio Hall of Fame if you just campaign
your listeners to win. So like a bunch of douchebag
radio people who had we're on a lot of cities,
they would just get on the radio and say vote
for me for the Hall of Fame, or they would
play this game and go, well I got nominated, you know,
which is their way of saying, please go google this
(13:41):
and find out how to vote for me. And I
don't know how you can be in a Hall of
fame for anything while you're still doing it. I will
say that, except that Mojo has been doing this for
like twenty five years in Detroit. He's an institution and
he is a legend. And we have Kalin because of Mojo.
But I want to send Mojo the most obnoxious trophy.
I would like him to be the first entrance or
(14:03):
the first inductee into the Fred Show Hall of Fame.
We only we don't have one. We have one that
we're inventing one now, and we have a constitution. I
think we should have a Hall of Fame, and I
would like him to be, you know, the first person
in it. But my vision is something about as tall
as me, a trophy about as tall as me, maybe
(14:24):
like a big strong man on the top of it.
I don't know, I mean obnoxious, though I want this
to be just ridiculous. Maybe maybe there's an led component
to it.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I don't know. I don't know where they can do
with trophies these days. I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I mean, I'm thinking Stanley Cup, but bigger. I mean,
I don't know, just something just plus. Once we send
it to him, he's going to have to display in
his home somewhere, which is my favorite part because where
the hell you're going to put this thing? And Chelsea,
his wife, you know, a beautiful home. It's all designed,
you know, because he's very rich, so he has like
you know, just rich people stuff everywhere. I mean, you'll
(14:58):
probably put it in like the you know, poolhouse or
something away from where everybody can.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Maybe in the West Wing. I don't know. There are
parts of his house.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I don't think he's ever been in, honestly, Like when
I go stay with Mojo in his home in Detroit,
I stay in a part of his house. He don't
even know where it is, Like he's like wherever you sleep,
just come up later for breakfast. The maids will be
making it later or whatever. But so, but it needs
to be obnoxious. So if we know anybody who makes trophies,
I'll plug you. Take that management. I don't care, I'll
(15:27):
plug you. And I need something just insanely ridiculous sent
to Detroit. It just it has to be I mean just,
I mean just ugly ridiculous. Anticipation trophy. You can that's
what I mean, that's what.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Sorry, sorry sorry, if we know anybody who.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Can do that, the text us or call us or
or email us or access or something anyone. Do people
make trophies, don't they have trophies stories, trophies. Yeah, I
know you can get them online and yeah, no, I'm
gonna get him a locket.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yeah with a picture of me, picture of me.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
And here's the good news about the Hall of Fame
is like in fifteen or twenty years or whenever, world
enough to be in there, like there is no one left,
so they'll have.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
To put us in.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
It'll be like an AI universe.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Ye, you can visit with.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Like like honestly, like there's his generation and then there's
us and there's no like, no one behind us. Like
that's why we keep getting opportunities because like there is
no one else to do it. So we're probably going
to get in somedays simply because you will.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
For sure you might. There's no way after we lose
to AI a couple of times. That's what I mean.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Man, Yeah, I can't even win the State of Illinois
Radio Award. You're talking about Hall of Fame. There's no way,
and I'm not nearly political enough. I don'tkiss anywhere near
enough asked for that.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
I love that about you, I really do.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
That's why I'll never get in, because like I just don't.
I just don't. I don't.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
My nose is not brown enough for it. Again, I'm
probably I probably don't deserve it. But the point is
we need something. We need to send something just obnoxious
over to our friend. And if anyone can help us
do that, I would appreciate it. Yeah, all right, good?
Should we just some good news stories like free? Surely
someone can help us with this past and the more
(17:10):
inappropriate the better. Like I don't know if we can
put like a sex way on top of it, or
I don't know, it's just something, you know what I mean,
just like you're just stuff around.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
I don't care. Just whatever. What about like an edible arrangement?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
You know, this needs to be something that he needs
to put on display. It needs to go on his
mantle piece. Okay, yeah, one of the man I don't
have the man the eighth fireplace. Yeah, one of the
fireplaces maybe in the maybe in the maid's quarters or something.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
I don't know. You should see this guy at this
guy's house it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Oh, I've been there. I slept over Not wait, you
slept at Mojo's house. That's right, you and Joe were
dating for a week.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
We're not reading lives right down the road.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
My sister's across the clocks.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
I've been to your sister's house, but not inside. We
just drove it, sat in front of the place.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
You saw the house or I amazing.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Do you guys have any friends like my friend Mojo. Well,
most of us in this business have severe add Mine's
a little bit more under control than most. But a
lot of my friends in radio need constant, constant entertainment,
Like they constantly have to be either moving or talking
to someone on the phone or in doing they have
(18:21):
so like I'll go to his house in the weekend
and I'm like, hey, I'm gonna get up around noon
and then like let's go to your country club and
drink on your tab. You know, I want to go
to the country club he's a member of, because like,
there's the most amazing thing about country clubs. I'm not
a member of one. There's no bill. I mean it
goes to him, but like literally there's no bill. Like
I walked in a gift shop and he was like,
do you want this hat? I'm like, sure, I want
this hat, and he just we just walk out with
(18:42):
it and someone just sends him a bill like you,
what do you want to eat? I'll take a Tomahawk Okay,
Tomahawk shows up like, I don't know who's paying for this.
It's not me, it's him. You know, I'll take seven drinks. Okay,
you're seven drinks. I'm not paying for this.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Is that he is? But anyway, do with you? Fred?
Speaker 7 (19:00):
Right?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I know, except that I'm not allowed to be any
member of any kind of country club.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
No one will accept me.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
But but then we get up one day on there
and he's like, hey, do you want to see Paulina's
sister's house? And I'm like not, not, like does she
know we're coming? Or are we gonna go say hi?
Speaker 3 (19:16):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
No, So we go to Starbucks and then we drive
and we literally take this black suv that he drives
and park it in front of your sister's house and
just sit there and drink coffee.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
I'm like, should we go knock on the door. He's like, oh,
well no, they don't know we're coming.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
I'm like, well then We're just gonna sat here like
we're the FBI surveillance man.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
Like the biggest Detroit radio personality sits outside of her
house sometimes and just takes a gander.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
We literally sat in front of her home and just
looked out the window. Yeah that sounds fine, Like, hey, motive,
can we leave now because I think she's gonna call
the police? Yeah, if she doesn't think we are the police.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Yeah, that's interesting. It's good to know he just lurks.
It's a beautiful, beautiful neighborhood she lives in. Oh, it's
so nice, very nice.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
But my guy, the guy's got to be going all
the time's got to be moving all the time. Which
is why I can't believe he didn't get into this thing,
because I figured he called every person. There's nine hundred
people who get to vote for it. I figured he'd
talked to all of them already for sure.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
And also, do you how does he even know where
my sister lives? I don't know.
Speaker 7 (20:14):
I don't even know where she lives because I don't
know because her husband was friends with Cougar with Joe.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
I'm aware of that. But telling you right, that's brother
in law. I know my brother in law. Sir, anyway,
I don't know. I don't ask how did you know
where he lives? Answered?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
But like address wise, you know what I mean? Like that,
but I heard that Mojo's like that. Love the man,
but he knows everything. He knows all your secrets.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
I'm a welder at a sheep Mattal factory. I can
build him a trophy now, now we're talking. I don't
have a trophy shop. But what about a custom granite
monument from Zoe the Mortician? Hello, Oh, I want to
know is Zoe the mortician? Is Zoe the mortician that
this is another story? I want to know if this
is the same mortician. Do you remember this was a
(20:58):
little bit strange actually, but our well, uh, I don't
mean to, you know, be weird about it. But Benjamin's father,
who was a great friend of our show, who passed
away many years ago. I went to his funeral and
I walked into the funeral home and one of the
first people to gree to me was a very nice
young lady who is the listener of our show, who
was the mortician in charge of the day. I thought,
(21:20):
this is weird, yeah, but like, hey, it's nice to
meet you. I wonder if that's the person Zoe the Mortician.
Is that the same person who so thoughtfully took care
of our friends? But that was a weird, like you
don't normally I don't normally meet that person. Yeah you
know what I mean, Like, but yeah, that was just ranging.
But yeah, sure, why not? How about a granite monument, Jason?
(21:41):
Can you arrange for that? Sure? So can you imagine
like meeting a very influential person in your life and
it's like but not in the way that you would
have ever expected.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Like, also, yeah, I know that. Yeah, it was very awkward.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
You know. Oh I thought you were like I did
not shoot my shot with Zoe the Mortician. I wasn't like,
oh oh you helped out, Oh what's up girl? Like no, no,
I was just like, oh oh hi, nice to meet you.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
I'm extremely sad right now.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
But okay, yeah, I mean a granite monument would be nice,
but it's gotta be something I can ship, you know,
so heavy anyway, Yeah, they talk better, very nasty. These
are the radio blocks on the Fresh Shot, like you're
running in our diaries, except we say to them aloud, Kaylin,
we would discuss.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
This up there we did.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
I'm trying to Oh yeah, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
So you know what I was singing about my favorite
winning song and my love is your Love, and I
got distracted.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
No, that is not one that you would always hear.
Yeah that's a hot take, I could listen.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Yeah, I love that song. I don't think that would
be on most people's top three.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
Maybe, yeah, that's true because she has the big bangers.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
I think I think most people will go like the
classics and then maybe it's not right, but it's okay.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
And the remix of that song, Oh Chef's Kiss, you know, for.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Like a newer generation anyway, Yeah, you're right, you're right,
because three get three people listen to the show tomorrow.
We'll do it on this.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Don't worry.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
It'll be exciting. Calen take it away with the blog. Yes,
dear blog.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
So I saw a TikTok the other day and then
I had a conversation about this with some of my friends,
and I never really thought of this. So to test
my theory, Paulina, if I were to walk up to
you at a bar, I'm.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
A dude, Okay, picture it, and I said, are you single?
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Mmm?
Speaker 6 (23:25):
How would you answer.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
I feel like most girls do this. I already know
the answer.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
We would first say I'm sorry, I'm not or sorry
I have a boyfriend, or sorry whatever. But rya is
we say sorry or we feel bad that we have
a boyfriend, Am I wrong one hundred percent, you're right,
you're not wrong, or we.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
Give some sort of explanation like I'm flattered and I
love this. Apparently, according to you know, doctor whatsoever, on TikTok,
you are.
Speaker 6 (23:53):
Supposed to say one word and no other words.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
You are supposed to say no because if you say
other words, that could lead to more.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
Questions and opening and apparently.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
That gives people the idea that there's you're saying there's
a chance.
Speaker 6 (24:06):
Yes, right.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
Really, I never thought of it because I am, you know,
a people person, and I am really flattered if someone
hits on me, you know, and I don't ever want
to be there liss like ell, don't talk to me,
because I do think we make men feel like they
can't approach us a lot of the time, and I
do feel bad for that.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
But a lot of women apologize for First of.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
All, don't do that. A lot of women apologize for
a lot of things. I didn't realize that's condition and
it makes me sad. Yeah, you don't need to apology,
but it's taken eight years of knowing Paulina to get
her to stop apologizing for just asking a question around
here like nuts, you don't need to do that, You
don't need to apologize for being in a relationship. I
would agree though, that there there's some kindness and some
grace that should probably come with a with a cold
(24:47):
approach from a guy who's not being lecherous or creepy
or disrespectful, who's asking you out. Because I do hear
it from women all the time. I wish guys would
come up to me. The truth is, though, I think
a lot of guys have had a bad experience going
up to people and being shamed or like I don't know,
getting a roote response, or people are kind of mean.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
It's like, well, there's no need for that.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
If I'm being respectful of you and asking you out,
and then you can say yes or no, and then
I need to shut the hell up as a man.
After that, I don't get to go whoa, oh, then's screwed,
because I've seen a lot of stuff where like dudes
then say crappy stuff, right, Oh, you're too good form. No,
we all need to approach us with grace like you need.
(25:31):
You need to be like, you know what, I'm seeing somebody,
thank you, and I need to be like, absolutely, good luck,
good luck to you. You know that that was wonderful.
Now I got it, you know, thanks for being cool
whatever it is. But like and then that's it, and
then we're done now. And it could go both ways.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
So what would you guys say if someone asked if
you were single at a bar.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
I would say if I were were not, I would
just say, hey, you know I'm seeing somebody or I'm not.
And it would be that simple.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Okay. How do you guys answer?
Speaker 7 (25:58):
Oh, and be like, yeah, my wife's right here, even
if she's no, I'm always with my wife.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
If someone approached you, like downstairs, it just salad, Yeah,
he would say.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
That didn't happen because he wasn't.
Speaker 7 (26:12):
Sid right, I'm McDonald's. Yeah, I would say no, sorry.
I would say sorry, I'm married.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Okay, see you would say sorry, right, Yeah. I would
do the same thing.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
I would say sorry, I'm not but I don't think
it's necessarily sorry that you have a boyfriend or husband
or whatever. You're just sorry because it's an awkward situation
and you like wanted to end. That's what may I
look at. I'm like, I'm sorry that I have to
do this year because it's going to be very awkward
for me to say.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
No, I'm not like that's what I'm saying. Sorry.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
Apparently sorry is like making people feel like, oh, like
maybe it's not you know, is it a good relationship?
Speaker 6 (26:44):
Are you?
Speaker 5 (26:44):
How are things? How long has it been? Like it
opens the door for more questioning. Apparently so.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Right, I don't know. I don't know about the sorry.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
I don't know, but I don't know that it's to
me that it would send that message, But like I
think he does. I think if anything, it's like sorry
for you. You could spin it a lot of different ways,
depending how it's like oh yeah, no, I mean I look,
I don't see it that way, but I guess somebody
could see it as like antagonistic in some ways, like sorry,
you know, sorry for you.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
I'm seeing somebody.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
The answer is either yes or no, And I think
there's a nice way to be like, oh yeah, I
am seeing somebody. I don't think you have to say
you're sorry, but like I am seeing somebody, why do
men keep going? Then they'll be like, oh.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
It's a challenge.
Speaker 7 (27:28):
It's a challenge to men because they want to do
what they want what they can't have, And it's always
a challenge to men to be like I could, I
don't care.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
I think that to a certain extent that can be true.
You can't score yikes.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Yeah, thank you, Yeah, but I won't tell you. And
this is it's not great, but I know, I know
why it was instilled in me as a young person.
It was more of a confidence thing than anything. But
like I remember people in my life, men in my life,
good good men, used to say to me, if they're
not married, is there's still a chance. And they didn't
(28:05):
mean it like cheat or get someone you know, dissuade
someone from being in a relationship, or steal them away.
I think it was more like don't give up, you
know what I mean, or like don't write somebody off
because they have a boyfriend, because boyfriends and girlfriends don't
always stick around forever. And I think it so it's
like if if you're interested in somebody and they're seeing
(28:26):
somebody like, don't be an a hole about it because
and don't necessarily write them off as a friend or something,
because it does sometimes happen where they're seeing someone at
the time, and if you're cool about it and you're
not like a prick and you're not creepy, then who knows.
Sometimes it comes back around where that person does become
available if they're married.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
That's different, right, like says you're single until you're married.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
But like, yeah, I don't think that the invitation is
to then just never take no for an answer. But
I think it's also like, well, just make sure you're
an idiot about how you respond to that, because you
never know, maybe you'll have a shot. I think what
what's more interesting to me in this day and age
is how people respond to whether they're married or not.
People people tend to have various responses to that, and
(29:10):
I often think you can tell the status. You can
get an idea subliminably of what they're subliminally of what
they're trying to tell you the way they answer that question.
Speaker 6 (29:18):
Can you think of one that was like weird or
what they would say.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
I mean, I think when people are like, there's a
way to answer that question that that leaves no doubt
in somebody's mind whether you're happy or unhappy in your marriage.
That doesn't necessarily mean that I get to poach you,
but I mean I think it's I feel like that
that's a wild card these days. You know what, I'll
(29:42):
be like, you know, hey, are you married? Like well, yeah,
you know? Or I mean technically or whatever whatever. It's
just before it's like sometimes that answer, that answer, that
answer can be more problematic because what as a man,
as a single man, sometimes what I'm trying to decipher
is are you giving me an ind like are you
tell telling me that you you don't want to be
married anymore?
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Like?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Are you telling me that you want me to flirt
with you?
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Are you telling me without telling me that you're not
happily married or that you're out of your marriage or whatever. Yeah,
I think that's where it can be a little blurry.
Sometimes it is like, well, what are you saying to me?
Speaker 3 (30:17):
That's crazy?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
And and and I will say those answers are are
more indirect than ever. I've gotten some wildness. I've gotten
some wild responses to like, well, technically, like I've gotten
that one a lot. So you're married, like technically how
long you've been married?
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Well?
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Wow, oh wow. Anytime it like the tone goes like that,
it's like, we are you telling me that? Are you
like waving the white flag? Are you are you asking
me to engage or disengage?
Speaker 3 (30:43):
I don't really know? Or yeah, we.
Speaker 6 (30:47):
Need to see a signature on divorce papers these days.
Speaker 8 (30:49):
Okay that that part, that part, yes, Yeah, that's excellent.
So yeah, that's excellent. What a great has some great insight, Kaylen,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Yeah, should be step one. But you know, all of
a sudden, this turned into an NPR segment. I'm like,
thank you, Camin Roberts. Everyone back to you, all right.
Next on the program, The Entertainment Report. I don't know
why I had a difficult time getting out of that one,
but anyway, let's push the button more Fred Show.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Next,
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