Where Did KeKe Wash Her Hair?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A lot of people are invested though. What happened with
the hair? Kiki? Where did you go to get a quash?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I drove all the way home. I was on an
hour and thirty minutes late to my hair appointment.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
But I made it. See it's funny because my hair
lady is Christie is her name. Neon Avenue Salon is
the place, and she's like maybe three blocks down the way.
I mean she's worked, you know, been a contractor. I
think I've been to like seventeen salons where she's worked.
You know, they move around. She moves around a lot.
Jess doesn't, though, right. Jess has worked at the same
place for a long time. Uh yeah, this location. Yeah,

(00:32):
she's worked for the same pretty much the same company
for like over ten years now. Because Rufio's wife is
a hairstylist. Yes, and I can't. As I've shared with
you before, I can't break up with mine because we've
become like personal friends. Otherwise I would go to Jess
or you know, then there was a girl on the
dating app not that long ago where it's like, well
she cuts hair. What if this works out? Do I
have to dump my hairstylist to go to the one.
I'm you know, it turns out she doesn't do men's hair,

(00:53):
so I was woof. I always safe. But sometimes I'll
like go to get my hair cut in the afternoon,
and I'll take a shower before I go wash my hair,
and then I show up like my hair's bad, is
still wet because it's not that far from my house,
and she'll be like, oh, you wash your hair. I'm like, yeah,
so now we don't have to, and she kind of
looks at me like, I don't wash it correctly, you
know what I mean. Like she looks at me with

(01:13):
like a judge you face, Well you say you did,
but like, but it's the best feeling when they wash
your hair and just nail it. I'm like, right, well,
I agree. But she winds up watching it anyway, because
she'll cut my hair and then she'll like I make
her rinse it out basically before I leave, because a

(01:35):
lot of men's haircuts they just cut your hair and
then you leave, but there's still like little particles of
hair everywhere. Yeah, and so she winds up washing it.
But it's just funny. I come in, I'm like I
already watched it, and she looks at me like, well,
you think you did, but you know, because she spends
about five times longer than I put this stuff in.
I go, okay, I watch you rinsey, Rinsey, rinse, and

(01:56):
then I'm done. No, not her, She put in all
kinds of concoctions, knows what she's doing. Oil. She doesn't
trust me to watch my own hair. Clearly, I love it.
So anyway, morning, everybody, thank you so much for being here.
Do you guys have them? I've told you about this before. Then,
sort of recurring I don't know if it's a nightmare
or worry or something, but I have this recurring thought

(02:19):
every now and again. It's obviously linked to anxiety that
I'm looking at my phone and I'm dialing a number
and for some reason, like the number is in my head,
but my finger won't do to the phone what I'm
telling it to do. Yep, you have that. Oh yeah,
It's like I can't pick up the phone is mine.
I's so heavy. It's this concern. I don't know what.
I'm sure people can psychoanalyze it. But it's like I

(02:41):
got to call somebody, but for some my brain is
saying call somebody. But for some reason my hand won't
do what my brain's telling it to do. And I
have the same concern. It worked. I have four buttons
over here, and I it's four choices. That's really not difficult.
For some reason, every time I look at it, it's
like my finger wants to go to the wrong one.
It's like I don't know what it is. It's like

(03:02):
some sort of like I only got to push the
right one, but for some reason, like I don't know.
It's like what if I were to I don't It's
like I have no control over my hand momentarily, and
what would I do? What is wrong with me? Oh?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
You don't have these sort of irrational sort of like
every now and again, you're like inexplainable thoughts that are
probably deprooted. Probably has something to do with my dad
Leaven when I was eight, you know kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Oh, for sure, I told you guys. When I was
on a cruise ship, something just kept saying jump. I
don't know what that was.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
I think it's.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yes, it was like you could totally swim, like swim,
like don't you want to swim?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Do you have any of those thoughts when you're in
here about us.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, like I got to the hold from time to time.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
You know, I feel like it's all linked to the
same thing where it's like that would hurt if I
touch it, And then you do it anyway, Yes, you
know what I mean, Like you know already you're not
supposed to do that, but for some reason you do
it anyway, cause it's like eh, or like I probably
shouldn't do this, and then and you do it. It's
like I said to myself, I shouldn't have done it.

(04:04):
I think it's all linked to the same thing. That's
my psycho analysis. More Fresh show next