June 26, 2024 • 31 mins
During today's show, we talked about sitting on the toilet too long, Keke's hair dilemma, and it's Game Show Wednesday!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You've got to wait.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Freads Show is on now, hottest morning show.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Good morning everybody, Thank you so much for having us on.
It's The Fred Show on on your radio. On your radio,
also on the iHeart Radio app anytime live or later
on search for The Fred Show for that. Hello, Caitlin, Hi,
Jason Brown, Hi, Hoop, y'all, Hi, good morning. You listen
to music? Ever? When you ever put your AirPods in
(00:31):
when you go to the bathroom. Anyone do that?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Of course I'm my speaker at you and yeah, on
my phone, I'll listen.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Really, so you don't like when you go to do
your deal. That's gonna take a little bit. You don't
just you know, enjoy the solitude you actually listen to music, of.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Course, not like I mean, of course I listen to music.
I make TikTok, I scroll, I respond to emails. It
won't text you from time to time like no, I
do emails in texting. But you poop while you're tiktoking,
poop persolutely Yo, You record yourself? Oh well yes, let me.
You can probably tell from some of the backs gonna say.
But it's just like you keep your head up. I
(01:04):
can get things up if you're doing a quick one
of your pushing. Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
He was like, like you you can't, not particular hard
Like you honestly can't. I'm ignoring that. We would everyone
knew what you meant. We didn't necessarily need the reenactment.
But thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
What's the smell?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
You know who you? Honestly you can't. The TikTok has
no limitations in your life like shower pooping.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yes, yes, it's a part of my meditation. It's a
very therapeutic place.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I guess did Jack tell you this in an interview?
You don't need therapy if you have TikTok?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
What she did say that, which would save me a
lot of money if it were true. I think I
need more therapy after TikTok. To be honest with you
most of the time, but I don't feel I mean,
there are limits, and I would say sitting on the
toilet is a limit to my content creation. I won't
say I don't come up with ideas. I won't say
that I don't write stuff when I'm sitting there. Yeah,
but I'm also not making videos. I'm afraid, like like
(02:09):
this morning, for example, I was standing naked in front
of my sink. I had just showered, and I went
to grab the Anthony Supple ball cream that I've been
talking about all week, and I thought, oh, I'm going
to make a video but with my luck or like
a TikTok or some kind of content. But I didn't
do it because we're little berries out.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Well.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
That was the thing, is like I was thinking there
was a way I could do it where you wouldn't
see what like with my luck, there'd be a reflection
from another angle that I didn't you know what I mean.
So like I just didn't do it. No content in
the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Oh no, do it, honey, that's how we go viral.
We want to see.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, I don't know. I had the wherewithal to remember.
Like a Chryslist post about a woman who was trying
to sell a dress one time, and she took a
picture of the dress, but she was standing butt ass
naked and there was a mirror over here, and she
forgot about that.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
If you're holding a drink wearing sunglasses, you have to
really think about it.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yes, yeah, oh yeah, I've had people look in the
reflection of sunglasses before to see like who took the picture?
Who are you standing with that kind of stuff. It's like,
oh my god, you psychopaths.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Zoom in on it.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yep. Wow. So even on a toilet kiki, that brings
a whole new meaning.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Jay simplease, I would like you to speak up because
I know you probably.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Say I'm looking at TikTok.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I'm just saying I know everybody. I know it's other
people in this room that take TikTok everywhere with them.
Clean with it, yeah, that cook with it.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
How are you doing anything if there's if you've got
a phone in your hand. Half the time my phone
is down, it's on the background. It's just noise.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
But I have to find like lengthy videos like I
need to hear a story while I clean, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
That's why I watch Lives Amazing just always on. Yeah,
oh my god, I need It's no there's TikTok time,
there's silent time. There's time for you know, I don't
know just and when that's a long time. When I'm
in the bathroom, it's a long time. Plus I'm not
trying to hang out there any longer than I already.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
That's not good for you to do that?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Really?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, oh, your your little booty cale control what. You
can't sit on the toilet for that long.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Sleep if you just sitting on the toilet, mar sitting
anywhere else.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Seriously, a doctor text us you should not sit and
poop for that longer than you need to.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Literally, can something happen in your bootyhole?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
What?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Whoa look it up? I don't bequelin your butt side
that that's a life steal. Your is not going to
get secked up in a toilet if you sit there
too long. No somethings going to happen to your booty
hole can fall. It has no support. Your hole is
not going to fall you guys.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
That has happened to so many people. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
If you push too hard, that's what happens, right, I'm saying,
if you're sitting and your butt spread and you're straining
for longer than you need.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
To, straining is different than just sitting there and watching
TikTok waiting for something to come out.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Doctor, please text us, it's not good for you. I mean,
I sit in this ship for five hours, That's what
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I'm sitting here right now.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yes, what's hole?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
It's not? Please and sitting there different You can't if
you strain too hard, it can like inverse.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
So the way you're sitting right now is how you
sit on the toilet completely.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Your cheeks are closed on the toilet.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
What do you think I do?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Like is designed to spy your cheeks? Right now? They're together.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I promise your toilets is not designed to spread your
what your buttle is not going to fall out if
you just sing on the toilet. I would love to
hear this conversation. I would love to hear doctor Collins.
Somebody please honestly got it. Eight would love to hear
about how sitting on the toilet for too long my
butt will fall off.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I would also like to know is there a way
that my feet can't fall asleep on the toilet like
that happens?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Oh that doesn't?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah? Yeah, And I feel like it's static in my
feet In another see read yes please.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Rectal prolapse the term from when parts of the intestine
become disconnected from the inside of the body and can
protrude outside of the I don't know if I could
say that word. Bootyhole typically occurs in young children and
the elderly. But it can be exasperated by spending long
periods of time on the toilet.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Thank you Jesus.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
It can't know.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
And the title of the.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Article from Men's Health isn't a man's ractom fell out
from sitting on the toilet too long?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I don't know. I don't know, really, okay, And I
don't know why you're so consulted by the fact. I
just don't believe my buddle is going to fall out.
I really don't like. I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Just be careful. I was worried about your little booty.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
That sounds like a wife's tale. Oh my goodness. But again,
what is the definition of sitting on it? If it's
sitting on it trying to get something and this is
really getting roast. But if it's if it's sitting there
trying to get something to come out for hours on end,
that's bad. But there's no difference between me sitting on
this chair right now and the way that I sit
on the toilet. There is no difference. My butt is cool,
it is of all the things, it's not falling out.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I love how you say this outrageous thing. And then
you're You're like so taken aback by the fact that
I don't believe it. I just don't.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Don't even with the article. I can find an.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Article for anything right now. I can find an article
that a UFO that I that an alien is in
my butt.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
It's where kids it happens. Yeah, but it says this dude,
it happened.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh my god, it happened to a guy on the internet. Guy,
so your butt thet's full out if you sit on
the toilet for too long or something that just oh
my god, cale yeah, the show. I can't believe it's
I've only been here for like an hour and I'm
already googling rectal prolapse don't images and people are texting
(07:53):
rectal prolapse is a thing taken from an ear nurse.
No one is arguing that it exists. I'm arguing how
it happens. I don't think sitting makes my butt fall out.
I think you got to put some pressure on it.
I'm pretty sure about that.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
And how long. I want to know how long, because
I sent the toilet for a very long five minutes.
You should be off stop it. Yeah, stop it. I
don't believe it.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
My butt is firmly in place, and I've been on
the toilet for longer than five minutes. So I'm gonna
just not of all the things I worry about in
my life, I'm not. I've chosen not to worry about that.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I'm scared.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
But you can't push too hard, I will say that.
And if that means that you're dehydrated or you need
more fiber, most I do know that. Okay, So there
you go.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Well we can still make tiktoks.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Long. And then someone's making the argument that it must
be different because your legs fall asleep. Your legs fall
asleep because of non movement. Your legs can fall asleep
in a normal chair And a lot of people sit
there and they put their knees on it, which I
think reduces circulation. Elbows on them, Yeah, your elbows all right,
elbows on your knees.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
When you're on the toilet, I'd be like, you're bending over.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Oh my god, whoa, my thighs are all read. They
got to march on you. But that's the circulation, then,
I think, because because you're you're not moving your legs.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
At all, right, but it's so hard to get back,
so hard hold onto their walls. Can help me.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Now, just what do you want to see you? This
is what I want to see you doing. I want
to see you doing like calisthenics while you're on the toilet,
so that you can get up after five minutes. Otherwise
your buttthole is going to fall off with the mister
potato heads. She's going to fall off into into the toilet.
You're gonna flush hits. And then you have to get
a new one. And I don't know where you get
a new one. That was expensive? That was expensive, man,
(09:40):
You got to get on Amazon. You gotta go to Walmart.
You get a new butt.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
It's crazy overnight shipping.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yeah, no, with your prime member, it'll come stag.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
They talk better than they tell me. These are the
radio blocks on the Fred Show. All right, Like we're
writing in our diaries, we call them blogs. Around this time,
ki kis one.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Go dear blog. So your girl had a little dilemma
yesterday when I was going to get my hair done. No, no,
the but is still intact, okay, but my my wig
kind of was falling apart, so I had to go
get it tuned up yesterday.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
And you get wigs tuned up.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah, you get them tuned up like a like an
oil change. Okay, is this with your cousin? Yes, yes,
she's my hair stylist. So she texts me though yesterday
during the show and she's like, hey, I got the
plumbers here at my salon, Like it's my sink isn't
working right, So she goes, can you just happen to
come with your hair already washed? I'm like, okay, cool,
but I'm like, dang, I was gonna leave straight from
(10:37):
work and go. You know, guys know I live all
the way in the South, so it takes forever to
get there.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
So I'm like, now, when you have a wig, giky,
I need to understand. I really don't know. I'm asking
questions I don't know the answer to. Do you wash
the wig on your head? Do you wash the wig
like a sink like a dish?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah, you take it off like a like a dish.
I wash it like a T shirt. Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Okay, but you do.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
But you know I have hair under here, so I
have to wash my real hair too.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
So she was like, you know, can you come with
your real hair washed? Because something is going on with
my sink. And my salion. But I'm already in the city,
and I'm like, I would have to go all the
way home and go come all the way back north.
So I'm thinking, like, what friends do I have that
live in the city that I can go to their
house and wash my hair? Okay, now it didn't you.
It did not hit me until I got on the
(11:22):
elevator yesterday. I said, Kaitlyn lives in the city and
lives in the city. Now what you for real, y'all?
What would your reaction have been if somebody called you?
And because for me, it's an absolute no, Like I'm
one of those people.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I got to come over and wash my hair. I'd
be like, what the hell's in your hair? Right? Why
you been doing?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I knew you weren't going for it. It's actually a
listener told me that you will probably booking a hotel
room rather than.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
There across the want you to come over and wash
your I mean, I guess I would have had some
questions like things that work been, like what is the
hair washing emergency.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Sailor would have absolutely said yes. But I'm one of
those people. Don't pull up on my house without giving
me at least twenty four hours notice, and I'm like,
am I the only weirdo that's like that? Because I'm
one of those people that I don't like when you
text me I'm in the neighborhood, I'm going to stop by. No,
you're not like I could be sitting in my living
room and out I'm not home.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Sorry, you're trying to sound like me.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, no, I think so. You see this hair?
Speaker 4 (12:24):
I would have if you said hair emergency, I would
have said, get your butt over here, I'll have some wine.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I know you would, but I just felt bad doing it,
and I'm like, I just want to know is it normal?
Am I normal for it to say? Like, don't pop
up in my house? I need a warning.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
I mean I would have questions if you called, Can
I swing through real quick and take a shower?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
What are like? I would make you tell me what
we were up to first, and then I might I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah, don't feel bad because for me, it's absolutely no,
cause I'm through, Come on through?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Are you doing your hair so dirty? In the middle
of the Caitlin's Entertainment Report, He's on the breadshell.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
In the new documentary I Am Selene Dion the legendary
singer shares a glimpse inside her difficult battle with stiff
person syndrome, which includes those full body spasms that she's
described before, and during one of the scenes that was
particularly hard to watch, she suffers a spasm in her
foot after a recording session for her song Love Again,
(13:31):
and her physical therapist is with her. I'm assuming he's
pretty much there all the time, but he explains that
part of the disease is that as soon as you
go into contraction, sometimes the signal to release it doesn't understand,
which is why her foot kind of ends up staying
in this like contracted position, which has got to be
really awful. He kind of massages her foot and explains
(13:52):
that those spasms are an indication that her body and
her brain are overstimulated.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
When she starts to feel better, she says.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Every time something like this happens, it makes you feel
so embarrassed, like you don't have control over yourself, which
is just so so heartbreaking.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
That she has to go through this. But she is
trying to get back on.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
Her feet upunintended and perform, but it's really difficult.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
It's hard to watch. Speaking of hard to watch, in
a different way.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Rapper Cameron said he's ready to pay w NBA rookie
Angel Reese's fines if she's single.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Okay, yeah, he said.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
The only reason I haven't paid her fines is because
she's got a boyfriend. I have a list of female
WNBA players I think are cute and I like, and
I pay their fines, But I'm not paying her fine
because she has a boyfriend. Also said if any other
players want him to pay their fines, want him to
pay their fines, that they can DM him.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Sir, you are an old man. Leave her alone. Leave
Angel Reese alone.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
By the way, the Chicago sky star did split from
her boyfriend FSU basketball player Cameron Fletcher earlier this year,
so she is single, but he still said it's too
messy for him.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Doesn't know if they're fully have a clean break, So
dating a guy named Cameron already? Yes, she was dating
and I did. I looked it up.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
But they're both named Cameron, Okay, so that I don't know.
That's a twist for you. Chris Brown is going viral
after really giving fans a show while being suspended in
the air during his recent performance in Toronto. So he
was fully clothed, but he was in that damn harness
lifting him into the air. Yes, he got back in
(15:27):
the harness after he got stuck, and the harness drew
a lot of attention to his manhood. Comments included Chris
Brown is loaded and good god if you have not
seen it?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Have you seen it?
Speaker 5 (15:40):
Jason, I haven't seen that, but we've done already seen
his man part. Wait, yeah, so like, why are we
surprised and check it out? Well, then I guess they
didn't know.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
But yeah, they have all kinds of things that you
can look at today.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
While you're out.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
They don't get it in Canada.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Oh it's block Baji.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Ozzy Osbourne has teamed up with that water company Liquid
Death You've probably drink it at a Festival of the
Cans to spread a message do not snort their new
electro like drink mix electrolyte.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
I can say that death Dust.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
After comments on liquid dust Instagram account started popping up
about snorting their new death Dust, they decided to team
up with Ozzie of all people, to issue a warning
against using the death Dust the wrong way. He said,
Sharon and I and the family, we all drink it
all the time. It's delicious, but seriously, don't snort or
inject anything they make. It's much better for drinking. God,
(16:39):
everything is so unseerious on the internet.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
It's not a drug.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
It's literally they came out with what everybody's doing, those
drink mixes that you just pop in your water. But
I guess we can't have nice things. And people were
asking if you could snort them, which is great, and
there's a bunch of different flavors.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Did do you guys drink those electrolyte mixes? No?
Speaker 4 (16:58):
I feel like there's so I always get them in
the best actually at like little goodie bag when I
go on them, but I don't know if they work.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
They taste really salty.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
I feel like I never feel hydrated, but I'll have
to try death dust by drinking it.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Jason, is there anything up on our website? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:12):
So a pop star wore h dress with her lyrics
on it that was two hundred yards long.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Wow. I don't know how many feet that is, but
it was long. Yes, well for everyone else. Fred Show
Radio dot Com it's.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
The Fred Show. Do you have what it takes to battle?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
You're definitely gonna be called enough battle.
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Each time to play the game. Paul game, shing your conceon,
now go, It's time to play.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
My game that we all love. But I'm not go
loose today because there's a iHeart Festival that we're gonna
talk about still September. Shout up Homeman Rey, Hey my girl.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
But let those told us, yeah, okay, it doesn't roll
off the tongue the same well I heart Well, I
love radio. What I say, I don't know how quotas
quas I Preaky's mucos, You fantastic? Yeah, okay, Michael, welcome
(18:32):
to the program. How are you. I'm good, How are you, guys?
Michael fantastic? Tell us a little bit about you please.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Yeah, not too much them from uh Fannie and love she.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Okay, Hey, that's a fact I love. All right. So
these are this is five general knowledge questions. This was
invented one day, many moons ago when she by Shelley
was out. Paulina filled in and uh and people demanded it.
So now we play and every Wednesday around this time.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
You ready, I'm ready, and let's go.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
All right, audio with all the respected the hell she's
going to the sound boof poof, I've never heard the
nickname for Wisconsin scani No. My listeners everywhere, they're all
over the place. Man, I heart radio, Yo put us yo.
(19:24):
All right, here we go, Yeah we need that. Okay.
Question number one for you, Michael, which state is Albany
the capital of complete this quote from the Spider Man movies.
With great power comes great pleasure Spider Man. That might
(19:47):
be true, different kind of Spider Man. What is three
fourths written as as a decimal point? We know how
much Folly loves that? Is it the male or female
mosquito that bites? I didn't know this one fifty and
(20:10):
around what it's got to be? Around? What part of
the body would you wear a cumber bun? Okay, that's
just uh well, he got one, he got three, he
got four, dismissed the number two.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
He got four.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
All right, here comes Paulina Quadrill. These should be some
good answers. I can't wait. I'm so glad I came
to work today too. I was thinking about not, but
I'm glad I did. All Right, you're ready, Yes, you
gotta be to four or and by the way, Paul
goes to a tie, goes to Paulina. Paul goes to Paulina.
A tie goes to Paulina. All right, yeah, and only
in this game, not in Shelley's game. This is the
(20:46):
different rules for this game. Question number one, which state
is Albany the capital of New Mexico, New Mexico in
New York?
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Stop it, I won't stop it.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
It's that New York City? Is that the capital?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
It's not complete this. I can't wait for this complete
This quote from the Spider Man movies. With great power
comes great responsibility. I like Michael's version better. I like
pleasure better. Whatever. Question number three, what is three fourths
(21:27):
written as as a decimal? Is there a point seven
to five that's correct? Is it the male or female
mosquito that bites?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
That's a female?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Yeah, and you have to get this for a tie,
which is a win for you. Around what part of
the body would you wear a cumber bun?
Speaker 2 (21:52):
I think I'll give you all the time.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yeah, I got all that.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
This is the true question.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Around what part of the body would you wear a
cumber bun?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Your glutes like your button.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Color? Mom, cumber button? You don't say no, you have
to no, your waste. It's a thing that you wear
that has a little like crumb catchers and face upwards.
But right answer, so you lose unfortunately, I'm sorry. Good No,
(22:25):
you have a losing record. Michael's a winner. It's a
very nice job. I'm not quite sure what you want,
but hang out, we're going to figure that out. Stay
right there, have a great ta Thank you for listening.
I prefer his quote though with great power comes great pleasure.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
I want that tattooed on me as this shoot.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Yeah, but you got that one right. I'm impressed by that.
As for the people of New Mexico, just called people
of Albuquerque, Mexico dummies. French NOOI is on ladies in general. Ready,
time can carry ok maybe superstar Kiki over here, that's
(23:08):
what they say, lyrical genius, that's.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
What they call when you got to figures crossed like
it's Thursday. I feel like each week he's gonna make
these songs harder and harder because I keep winning. And
you know you yeah, you get yes, run the tape, yes, Okay,
all right.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
We'll see what happens today. Roger is our player. Hi, Roger,
hey man, how are you doing today? Man? Good morning, Roger.
So this is really very simple. I'm going to tell
you the name of a song, and you have to
tell me if you think Kiki will get the lyrics
right or wrong. The first song today is a is
a classic. It's by Madonna. It's called like a Virgin,
(23:51):
Oh a lot. It's a song about Kiki actually and
uh yes, And so I like to know whether you
think when I stopped the song, will she get the
lyrics right or wrong? I still say she's going to
be wrong. Roger, I'm sorry. I know you're right ninety
this one, that's what I think you might not get. Well,
(24:12):
let's see what happens. You got ready ready for this
because I'm ready. Put on my windress, yeah, the white one.
Yeah right, okay, okay, okay. I went to the liquor
(24:40):
store and read some shops.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Yes yeah, and then I came back to the radio
with some chips and dew.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yeah yeah, gone.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Hard to stop it on. I'll give you a show
like a version such by the very first time Ye like.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
A barnj.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Wadow Maria, I don't know my.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Okay, Now this song is I'm gonna I'm gonna this
is in your wheelhouse. This is one of your boyfriends.
Oh yes, okay, it's Ed Sheeran, a new song from
Ed Sheeran. Relatively it's called eyes Closed. Okay, Roger, do
you think the kiki will get this right or wrong?
(25:56):
When I stopped the song.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
As close as she wasn't the last I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Think no, Roger, I think that's that's the right answer.
But let's see what happens here. And you're and eyes closed, Karaoka,
what's about I did?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
How can I help myself?
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Oh, let me get the I gonna help myself because
we back at the store and got a belt and yes,
I don't.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Know, put the chips down and take your belt off,
your virgin with your eyes closed all.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
The most hard.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Hard we played all the time. Okay, just let you
do this chorus every time somewhere else to.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Go the strap downstairs? We had the three leg and
I wrap and we robbling up your store within Roger
there and Roger don't know that I can really get
these songs?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Come on, I hold, oh yeah, every.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Time I bleink, God, look at you?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Yes, who are you looking at me? When you think it?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
That's impressing the riot? I do it all. She got
her eyes closing, je Fox.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
That's one stairs, there is all right. Finally, last song.
I mean, Roger already won, but let's see if you
can make it a clean sweep. This is another classic
(27:49):
by Eminem called Lose Yourself.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Nose called Lose Yourself.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
You may have heard it once or twice before. Do
you think Kiki will get this right or wrong? When
I stopped the song, this was a little harder, but
I still say she's not going to get it right right.
I don't know why you think that, but anyway, let's
see how this goes.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Okay, I gotta get my lyrical bag.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
If you yeah, one shot shot.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
One opportunity to eat right downstairs. Let's give.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Heavy on his head, Mom spaghetti, I'm going uh back
to the store with the uh yeah, the steadies, and
we're gonna eat some rabbit yellies because you know it's ready,
your key, key, I go crazy. And then then my
homie from the Dirty d like my girl kaylyn Omi
we at the Fresh show. You know how this go?
Did you get a point just for this flow? Let's go.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Everybody's a winner. Fantastic Roger, you win, Hang on a second,
all right, have a good day. I'm going to tell
you something. I think I like your version of matter.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
For the amount of times you say the word store. Yes,
you can't come up with a wrong for a story
to the story, and that's that's why we're going.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
I don't know why this goes every single time, My Gosh,
the Fresh Show is on. I noticed that I somehow
I went down slightly in follower count on Instagram? And
I is there a way to find out who unfollowed
(29:50):
me so I can personally attack them? Are you able
to just go into their stuffing? I would assume Paulina
would know, because you seem to know it. Like you
have thousands of followers. You seem to know all of
their names and what they're doing at every moment and
if they're liking your stuff or if they're not friend
on air, by the way, if you want to make
me feel better, I'm very upset. How did I go down?
And I went down by like several followers?
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Really you have for you to go down and notice,
it would have to be a lot, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Was there some kind of mass exodus? Did I upset people?
Speaker 5 (30:18):
You know?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Maybe wake up like Instagram and they are clean up everywhere.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
I think sometimes they do that where they're going to
get rid of like boxing profiles. Yeah, I mean I
only I only bought some of my follows.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Dear sir, Madame, I'm very lonely looking for boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
I'm calling from the Investigation Department of FBI.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Those girls with the big booty they like my thing,
and I'm like, oh damn, she's fine. I click and
I'm like, I got dot again.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Yep. Yeah, I don't know what happened.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
It was.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Did I do something objectionable this weekend? I don't know.
Maybe I thought I was. I thought it was everybody's friend.
Somehow I got unfollowed. And this is very sad. I
really if I understand, now, do you get it?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
You feel me?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Why don't get upset each day from each stat I
just noticed I somehow went down, and I'm like, this
is terri I went from fifty one point nine to
fifty one point eight. What happened?
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Yeah, it got to be a clean up. There's no way.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (31:16):
One hundred people are following?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Yeah, what happened?
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Your free trial expired? Of the fake following su Yeah,
I did a fake friend on air? People are gone.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
That's another thing. Why are there's so many people faking me?
I don't know why. Like, pick somebody better, pick like
a real famous person. This isn't going to go very far.
You've got to wait.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Freads Show is on now, hottest morning show.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Good morning everybody, Thank you so much for having us on.
It's The Fred Show on on your radio. On your radio,
also on the iHeart Radio app anytime live or later
on search for The Fred Show for that. Hello, Caitlin, Hi,
Jason Brown, Hi, Hoop, y'all, Hi, good morning. You listen
to music? Ever? When you ever put your AirPods in
(00:31):
when you go to the bathroom. Anyone do that?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Of course I'm my speaker at you and yeah, on
my phone, I'll listen.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Really, so you don't like when you go to do
your deal. That's gonna take a little bit. You don't
just you know, enjoy the solitude you actually listen to music, of.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Course, not like I mean, of course I listen to music.
I make TikTok, I scroll, I respond to emails. It
won't text you from time to time like no, I
do emails in texting. But you poop while you're tiktoking,
poop persolutely Yo, You record yourself? Oh well yes, let me.
You can probably tell from some of the backs gonna say.
But it's just like you keep your head up. I
(01:04):
can get things up if you're doing a quick one
of your pushing. Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
He was like, like you you can't, not particular hard
Like you honestly can't. I'm ignoring that. We would everyone
knew what you meant. We didn't necessarily need the reenactment.
But thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
What's the smell?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
You know who you? Honestly you can't. The TikTok has
no limitations in your life like shower pooping.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yes, yes, it's a part of my meditation. It's a
very therapeutic place.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I guess did Jack tell you this in an interview?
You don't need therapy if you have TikTok?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
What she did say that, which would save me a
lot of money if it were true. I think I
need more therapy after TikTok. To be honest with you
most of the time, but I don't feel I mean,
there are limits, and I would say sitting on the
toilet is a limit to my content creation. I won't
say I don't come up with ideas. I won't say
that I don't write stuff when I'm sitting there. Yeah,
but I'm also not making videos. I'm afraid, like like
(02:09):
this morning, for example, I was standing naked in front
of my sink. I had just showered, and I went
to grab the Anthony Supple ball cream that I've been
talking about all week, and I thought, oh, I'm going
to make a video but with my luck or like
a TikTok or some kind of content. But I didn't
do it because we're little berries out.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Well.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
That was the thing, is like I was thinking there
was a way I could do it where you wouldn't
see what like with my luck, there'd be a reflection
from another angle that I didn't you know what I mean.
So like I just didn't do it. No content in
the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Oh no, do it, honey, that's how we go viral.
We want to see.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, I don't know. I had the wherewithal to remember.
Like a Chryslist post about a woman who was trying
to sell a dress one time, and she took a
picture of the dress, but she was standing butt ass
naked and there was a mirror over here, and she
forgot about that.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
If you're holding a drink wearing sunglasses, you have to
really think about it.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yes, yeah, oh yeah, I've had people look in the
reflection of sunglasses before to see like who took the picture?
Who are you standing with that kind of stuff. It's like,
oh my god, you psychopaths.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Zoom in on it.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yep. Wow. So even on a toilet kiki, that brings
a whole new meaning.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Jay simplease, I would like you to speak up because
I know you probably.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Say I'm looking at TikTok.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I'm just saying I know everybody. I know it's other
people in this room that take TikTok everywhere with them.
Clean with it, yeah, that cook with it.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
How are you doing anything if there's if you've got
a phone in your hand. Half the time my phone
is down, it's on the background. It's just noise.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
But I have to find like lengthy videos like I
need to hear a story while I clean, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
That's why I watch Lives Amazing just always on. Yeah,
oh my god, I need It's no there's TikTok time,
there's silent time. There's time for you know, I don't
know just and when that's a long time. When I'm
in the bathroom, it's a long time. Plus I'm not
trying to hang out there any longer than I already.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
That's not good for you to do that?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Really?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, oh, your your little booty cale control what. You
can't sit on the toilet for that long.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Sleep if you just sitting on the toilet, mar sitting
anywhere else.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Seriously, a doctor text us you should not sit and
poop for that longer than you need to.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Literally, can something happen in your bootyhole?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
What?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Whoa look it up? I don't bequelin your butt side
that that's a life steal. Your is not going to
get secked up in a toilet if you sit there
too long. No somethings going to happen to your booty
hole can fall. It has no support. Your hole is
not going to fall you guys.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
That has happened to so many people. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
If you push too hard, that's what happens, right, I'm saying,
if you're sitting and your butt spread and you're straining
for longer than you need.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
To, straining is different than just sitting there and watching
TikTok waiting for something to come out.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Doctor, please text us, it's not good for you. I mean,
I sit in this ship for five hours, That's what
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I'm sitting here right now.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yes, what's hole?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
It's not? Please and sitting there different You can't if
you strain too hard, it can like inverse.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
So the way you're sitting right now is how you
sit on the toilet completely.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Your cheeks are closed on the toilet.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
What do you think I do?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Like is designed to spy your cheeks? Right now? They're together.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I promise your toilets is not designed to spread your
what your buttle is not going to fall out if
you just sing on the toilet. I would love to
hear this conversation. I would love to hear doctor Collins.
Somebody please honestly got it. Eight would love to hear
about how sitting on the toilet for too long my
butt will fall off.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I would also like to know is there a way
that my feet can't fall asleep on the toilet like
that happens?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Oh that doesn't?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah? Yeah, And I feel like it's static in my
feet In another see read yes please.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Rectal prolapse the term from when parts of the intestine
become disconnected from the inside of the body and can
protrude outside of the I don't know if I could
say that word. Bootyhole typically occurs in young children and
the elderly. But it can be exasperated by spending long
periods of time on the toilet.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Thank you Jesus.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
It can't know.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
And the title of the.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Article from Men's Health isn't a man's ractom fell out
from sitting on the toilet too long?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I don't know. I don't know, really, okay, And I
don't know why you're so consulted by the fact. I
just don't believe my buddle is going to fall out.
I really don't like. I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Just be careful. I was worried about your little booty.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
That sounds like a wife's tale. Oh my goodness. But again,
what is the definition of sitting on it? If it's
sitting on it trying to get something and this is
really getting roast. But if it's if it's sitting there
trying to get something to come out for hours on end,
that's bad. But there's no difference between me sitting on
this chair right now and the way that I sit
on the toilet. There is no difference. My butt is cool,
it is of all the things, it's not falling out.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I love how you say this outrageous thing. And then
you're You're like so taken aback by the fact that
I don't believe it. I just don't.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Don't even with the article. I can find an.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Article for anything right now. I can find an article
that a UFO that I that an alien is in
my butt.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
It's where kids it happens. Yeah, but it says this dude,
it happened.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh my god, it happened to a guy on the internet. Guy,
so your butt thet's full out if you sit on
the toilet for too long or something that just oh
my god, cale yeah, the show. I can't believe it's
I've only been here for like an hour and I'm
already googling rectal prolapse don't images and people are texting
(07:53):
rectal prolapse is a thing taken from an ear nurse.
No one is arguing that it exists. I'm arguing how
it happens. I don't think sitting makes my butt fall out.
I think you got to put some pressure on it.
I'm pretty sure about that.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
And how long. I want to know how long, because
I sent the toilet for a very long five minutes.
You should be off stop it. Yeah, stop it. I
don't believe it.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
My butt is firmly in place, and I've been on
the toilet for longer than five minutes. So I'm gonna
just not of all the things I worry about in
my life, I'm not. I've chosen not to worry about that.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I'm scared.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
But you can't push too hard, I will say that.
And if that means that you're dehydrated or you need
more fiber, most I do know that. Okay, So there
you go.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Well we can still make tiktoks.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Long. And then someone's making the argument that it must
be different because your legs fall asleep. Your legs fall
asleep because of non movement. Your legs can fall asleep
in a normal chair And a lot of people sit
there and they put their knees on it, which I
think reduces circulation. Elbows on them, Yeah, your elbows all right,
elbows on your knees.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
When you're on the toilet, I'd be like, you're bending over.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Oh my god, whoa, my thighs are all read. They
got to march on you. But that's the circulation, then,
I think, because because you're you're not moving your legs.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
At all, right, but it's so hard to get back,
so hard hold onto their walls. Can help me.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Now, just what do you want to see you? This
is what I want to see you doing. I want
to see you doing like calisthenics while you're on the toilet,
so that you can get up after five minutes. Otherwise
your buttthole is going to fall off with the mister
potato heads. She's going to fall off into into the toilet.
You're gonna flush hits. And then you have to get
a new one. And I don't know where you get
a new one. That was expensive? That was expensive, man,
(09:40):
You got to get on Amazon. You gotta go to Walmart.
You get a new butt.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
It's crazy overnight shipping.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yeah, no, with your prime member, it'll come stag.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
They talk better than they tell me. These are the
radio blocks on the Fred Show. All right, Like we're
writing in our diaries, we call them blogs. Around this time,
ki kis one.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Go dear blog. So your girl had a little dilemma
yesterday when I was going to get my hair done. No, no,
the but is still intact, okay, but my my wig
kind of was falling apart, so I had to go
get it tuned up yesterday.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
And you get wigs tuned up.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah, you get them tuned up like a like an
oil change. Okay, is this with your cousin? Yes, yes,
she's my hair stylist. So she texts me though yesterday
during the show and she's like, hey, I got the
plumbers here at my salon, Like it's my sink isn't
working right, So she goes, can you just happen to
come with your hair already washed? I'm like, okay, cool,
but I'm like, dang, I was gonna leave straight from
(10:37):
work and go. You know, guys know I live all
the way in the South, so it takes forever to
get there.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
So I'm like, now, when you have a wig, giky,
I need to understand. I really don't know. I'm asking
questions I don't know the answer to. Do you wash
the wig on your head? Do you wash the wig
like a sink like a dish?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah, you take it off like a like a dish.
I wash it like a T shirt. Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Okay, but you do.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
But you know I have hair under here, so I
have to wash my real hair too.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
So she was like, you know, can you come with
your real hair washed? Because something is going on with
my sink. And my salion. But I'm already in the city,
and I'm like, I would have to go all the
way home and go come all the way back north.
So I'm thinking, like, what friends do I have that
live in the city that I can go to their
house and wash my hair? Okay, now it didn't you.
It did not hit me until I got on the
(11:22):
elevator yesterday. I said, Kaitlyn lives in the city and
lives in the city. Now what you for real, y'all?
What would your reaction have been if somebody called you?
And because for me, it's an absolute no, Like I'm
one of those people.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I got to come over and wash my hair. I'd
be like, what the hell's in your hair? Right? Why
you been doing?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I knew you weren't going for it. It's actually a
listener told me that you will probably booking a hotel
room rather than.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
There across the want you to come over and wash
your I mean, I guess I would have had some
questions like things that work been, like what is the
hair washing emergency.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Sailor would have absolutely said yes. But I'm one of
those people. Don't pull up on my house without giving
me at least twenty four hours notice, and I'm like,
am I the only weirdo that's like that? Because I'm
one of those people that I don't like when you
text me I'm in the neighborhood, I'm going to stop by. No,
you're not like I could be sitting in my living
room and out I'm not home.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Sorry, you're trying to sound like me.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, no, I think so. You see this hair?
Speaker 4 (12:24):
I would have if you said hair emergency, I would
have said, get your butt over here, I'll have some wine.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I know you would, but I just felt bad doing it,
and I'm like, I just want to know is it normal?
Am I normal for it to say? Like, don't pop
up in my house? I need a warning.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
I mean I would have questions if you called, Can
I swing through real quick and take a shower?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
What are like? I would make you tell me what
we were up to first, and then I might I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah, don't feel bad because for me, it's absolutely no,
cause I'm through, Come on through?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Are you doing your hair so dirty? In the middle
of the Caitlin's Entertainment Report, He's on the breadshell.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
In the new documentary I Am Selene Dion the legendary
singer shares a glimpse inside her difficult battle with stiff
person syndrome, which includes those full body spasms that she's
described before, and during one of the scenes that was
particularly hard to watch, she suffers a spasm in her
foot after a recording session for her song Love Again,
(13:31):
and her physical therapist is with her. I'm assuming he's
pretty much there all the time, but he explains that
part of the disease is that as soon as you
go into contraction, sometimes the signal to release it doesn't understand,
which is why her foot kind of ends up staying
in this like contracted position, which has got to be
really awful. He kind of massages her foot and explains
(13:52):
that those spasms are an indication that her body and
her brain are overstimulated.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
When she starts to feel better, she says.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Every time something like this happens, it makes you feel
so embarrassed, like you don't have control over yourself, which
is just so so heartbreaking.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
That she has to go through this. But she is
trying to get back on.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
Her feet upunintended and perform, but it's really difficult.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
It's hard to watch. Speaking of hard to watch, in
a different way.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Rapper Cameron said he's ready to pay w NBA rookie
Angel Reese's fines if she's single.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Okay, yeah, he said.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
The only reason I haven't paid her fines is because
she's got a boyfriend. I have a list of female
WNBA players I think are cute and I like, and
I pay their fines, But I'm not paying her fine
because she has a boyfriend. Also said if any other
players want him to pay their fines, want him to
pay their fines, that they can DM him.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Sir, you are an old man. Leave her alone. Leave
Angel Reese alone.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
By the way, the Chicago sky star did split from
her boyfriend FSU basketball player Cameron Fletcher earlier this year,
so she is single, but he still said it's too
messy for him.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Doesn't know if they're fully have a clean break, So
dating a guy named Cameron already? Yes, she was dating
and I did. I looked it up.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
But they're both named Cameron, Okay, so that I don't know.
That's a twist for you. Chris Brown is going viral
after really giving fans a show while being suspended in
the air during his recent performance in Toronto. So he
was fully clothed, but he was in that damn harness
lifting him into the air. Yes, he got back in
(15:27):
the harness after he got stuck, and the harness drew
a lot of attention to his manhood. Comments included Chris
Brown is loaded and good god if you have not
seen it?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Have you seen it?
Speaker 5 (15:40):
Jason, I haven't seen that, but we've done already seen
his man part. Wait, yeah, so like, why are we
surprised and check it out? Well, then I guess they
didn't know.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
But yeah, they have all kinds of things that you
can look at today.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
While you're out.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
They don't get it in Canada.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Oh it's block Baji.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Ozzy Osbourne has teamed up with that water company Liquid
Death You've probably drink it at a Festival of the
Cans to spread a message do not snort their new
electro like drink mix electrolyte.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
I can say that death Dust.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
After comments on liquid dust Instagram account started popping up
about snorting their new death Dust, they decided to team
up with Ozzie of all people, to issue a warning
against using the death Dust the wrong way. He said,
Sharon and I and the family, we all drink it
all the time. It's delicious, but seriously, don't snort or
inject anything they make. It's much better for drinking. God,
(16:39):
everything is so unseerious on the internet.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
It's not a drug.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
It's literally they came out with what everybody's doing, those
drink mixes that you just pop in your water. But
I guess we can't have nice things. And people were
asking if you could snort them, which is great, and
there's a bunch of different flavors.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Did do you guys drink those electrolyte mixes? No?
Speaker 4 (16:58):
I feel like there's so I always get them in
the best actually at like little goodie bag when I
go on them, but I don't know if they work.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
They taste really salty.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
I feel like I never feel hydrated, but I'll have
to try death dust by drinking it.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Jason, is there anything up on our website? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:12):
So a pop star wore h dress with her lyrics
on it that was two hundred yards long.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Wow. I don't know how many feet that is, but
it was long. Yes, well for everyone else. Fred Show
Radio dot Com it's.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
The Fred Show. Do you have what it takes to battle?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
You're definitely gonna be called enough battle.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Each time to play the game. Paul game, shing your conceon,
now go, It's time to play.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
My game that we all love. But I'm not go
loose today because there's a iHeart Festival that we're gonna
talk about still September. Shout up Homeman Rey, Hey my girl.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
But let those told us, yeah, okay, it doesn't roll
off the tongue the same well I heart Well, I
love radio. What I say, I don't know how quotas
quas I Preaky's mucos, You fantastic? Yeah, okay, Michael, welcome
(18:32):
to the program. How are you. I'm good, How are you, guys?
Michael fantastic? Tell us a little bit about you please.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Yeah, not too much them from uh Fannie and love she.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Okay, Hey, that's a fact I love. All right. So
these are this is five general knowledge questions. This was
invented one day, many moons ago when she by Shelley
was out. Paulina filled in and uh and people demanded it.
So now we play and every Wednesday around this time.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
You ready, I'm ready, and let's go.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
All right, audio with all the respected the hell she's
going to the sound boof poof, I've never heard the
nickname for Wisconsin scani No. My listeners everywhere, they're all
over the place. Man, I heart radio, Yo put us yo.
(19:24):
All right, here we go, Yeah we need that. Okay.
Question number one for you, Michael, which state is Albany
the capital of complete this quote from the Spider Man movies.
With great power comes great pleasure Spider Man. That might
(19:47):
be true, different kind of Spider Man. What is three
fourths written as as a decimal point? We know how
much Folly loves that? Is it the male or female
mosquito that bites? I didn't know this one fifty and
(20:10):
around what it's got to be? Around? What part of
the body would you wear a cumber bun? Okay, that's
just uh well, he got one, he got three, he
got four, dismissed the number two.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
He got four.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
All right, here comes Paulina Quadrill. These should be some
good answers. I can't wait. I'm so glad I came
to work today too. I was thinking about not, but
I'm glad I did. All Right, you're ready, Yes, you
gotta be to four or and by the way, Paul
goes to a tie, goes to Paulina. Paul goes to Paulina.
A tie goes to Paulina. All right, yeah, and only
in this game, not in Shelley's game. This is the
(20:46):
different rules for this game. Question number one, which state
is Albany the capital of New Mexico, New Mexico in
New York?
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Stop it, I won't stop it.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
It's that New York City? Is that the capital?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
It's not complete this. I can't wait for this complete
This quote from the Spider Man movies. With great power
comes great responsibility. I like Michael's version better. I like
pleasure better. Whatever. Question number three, what is three fourths
(21:27):
written as as a decimal? Is there a point seven
to five that's correct? Is it the male or female
mosquito that bites?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
That's a female?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Yeah, and you have to get this for a tie,
which is a win for you. Around what part of
the body would you wear a cumber bun?
Speaker 2 (21:52):
I think I'll give you all the time.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yeah, I got all that.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
This is the true question.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Around what part of the body would you wear a
cumber bun?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Your glutes like your button.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Color? Mom, cumber button? You don't say no, you have
to no, your waste. It's a thing that you wear
that has a little like crumb catchers and face upwards.
But right answer, so you lose unfortunately, I'm sorry. Good No,
(22:25):
you have a losing record. Michael's a winner. It's a
very nice job. I'm not quite sure what you want,
but hang out, we're going to figure that out. Stay
right there, have a great ta Thank you for listening.
I prefer his quote though with great power comes great pleasure.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
I want that tattooed on me as this shoot.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Yeah, but you got that one right. I'm impressed by that.
As for the people of New Mexico, just called people
of Albuquerque, Mexico dummies. French NOOI is on ladies in general. Ready,
time can carry ok maybe superstar Kiki over here, that's
(23:08):
what they say, lyrical genius, that's.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
What they call when you got to figures crossed like
it's Thursday. I feel like each week he's gonna make
these songs harder and harder because I keep winning. And
you know you yeah, you get yes, run the tape, yes, Okay,
all right.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
We'll see what happens today. Roger is our player. Hi, Roger,
hey man, how are you doing today? Man? Good morning, Roger.
So this is really very simple. I'm going to tell
you the name of a song, and you have to
tell me if you think Kiki will get the lyrics
right or wrong. The first song today is a is
a classic. It's by Madonna. It's called like a Virgin,
(23:51):
Oh a lot. It's a song about Kiki actually and
uh yes, And so I like to know whether you
think when I stopped the song, will she get the
lyrics right or wrong? I still say she's going to
be wrong. Roger, I'm sorry. I know you're right ninety
this one, that's what I think you might not get. Well,
(24:12):
let's see what happens. You got ready ready for this
because I'm ready. Put on my windress, yeah, the white one.
Yeah right, okay, okay, okay. I went to the liquor
(24:40):
store and read some shops.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Yes yeah, and then I came back to the radio
with some chips and dew.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yeah yeah, gone.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Hard to stop it on. I'll give you a show
like a version such by the very first time Ye like.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
A barnj.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Wadow Maria, I don't know my.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Okay, Now this song is I'm gonna I'm gonna this
is in your wheelhouse. This is one of your boyfriends.
Oh yes, okay, it's Ed Sheeran, a new song from
Ed Sheeran. Relatively it's called eyes Closed. Okay, Roger, do
you think the kiki will get this right or wrong?
(25:56):
When I stopped the song.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
As close as she wasn't the last I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Think no, Roger, I think that's that's the right answer.
But let's see what happens here. And you're and eyes closed, Karaoka,
what's about I did?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
How can I help myself?
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Oh, let me get the I gonna help myself because
we back at the store and got a belt and yes,
I don't.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Know, put the chips down and take your belt off,
your virgin with your eyes closed all.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
The most hard.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Hard we played all the time. Okay, just let you
do this chorus every time somewhere else to.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Go the strap downstairs? We had the three leg and
I wrap and we robbling up your store within Roger
there and Roger don't know that I can really get
these songs?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Come on, I hold, oh yeah, every.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Time I bleink, God, look at you?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Yes, who are you looking at me? When you think it?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
That's impressing the riot? I do it all. She got
her eyes closing, je Fox.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
That's one stairs, there is all right. Finally, last song.
I mean, Roger already won, but let's see if you
can make it a clean sweep. This is another classic
(27:49):
by Eminem called Lose Yourself.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Nose called Lose Yourself.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
You may have heard it once or twice before. Do
you think Kiki will get this right or wrong? When
I stopped the song, this was a little harder, but
I still say she's not going to get it right right.
I don't know why you think that, but anyway, let's
see how this goes.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Okay, I gotta get my lyrical bag.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
If you yeah, one shot shot.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
One opportunity to eat right downstairs. Let's give.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Heavy on his head, Mom spaghetti, I'm going uh back
to the store with the uh yeah, the steadies, and
we're gonna eat some rabbit yellies because you know it's ready,
your key, key, I go crazy. And then then my
homie from the Dirty d like my girl kaylyn Omi
we at the Fresh show. You know how this go?
Did you get a point just for this flow? Let's go.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Everybody's a winner. Fantastic Roger, you win, Hang on a second,
all right, have a good day. I'm going to tell
you something. I think I like your version of matter.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
For the amount of times you say the word store. Yes,
you can't come up with a wrong for a story
to the story, and that's that's why we're going.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
I don't know why this goes every single time, My Gosh,
the Fresh Show is on. I noticed that I somehow
I went down slightly in follower count on Instagram? And
I is there a way to find out who unfollowed
(29:50):
me so I can personally attack them? Are you able
to just go into their stuffing? I would assume Paulina
would know, because you seem to know it. Like you
have thousands of followers. You seem to know all of
their names and what they're doing at every moment and
if they're liking your stuff or if they're not friend
on air, by the way, if you want to make
me feel better, I'm very upset. How did I go down?
And I went down by like several followers?
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Really you have for you to go down and notice,
it would have to be a lot, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Was there some kind of mass exodus? Did I upset people?
Speaker 5 (30:18):
You know?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Maybe wake up like Instagram and they are clean up everywhere.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
I think sometimes they do that where they're going to
get rid of like boxing profiles. Yeah, I mean I
only I only bought some of my follows.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Dear sir, Madame, I'm very lonely looking for boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
I'm calling from the Investigation Department of FBI.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Those girls with the big booty they like my thing,
and I'm like, oh damn, she's fine. I click and
I'm like, I got dot again.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Yep. Yeah, I don't know what happened.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
It was.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Did I do something objectionable this weekend? I don't know.
Maybe I thought I was. I thought it was everybody's friend.
Somehow I got unfollowed. And this is very sad. I
really if I understand, now, do you get it?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
You feel me?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Why don't get upset each day from each stat I
just noticed I somehow went down, and I'm like, this
is terri I went from fifty one point nine to
fifty one point eight. What happened?
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Yeah, it got to be a clean up. There's no way.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (31:16):
One hundred people are following?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Yeah, what happened?
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Your free trial expired? Of the fake following su Yeah,
I did a fake friend on air? People are gone.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
That's another thing. Why are there's so many people faking me?
I don't know why. Like, pick somebody better, pick like
a real famous person. This isn't going to go very far.
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