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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the runt show. This is what lately we've been
known to make fun of everybody. You know, I don't
think anyone's really safe, including bash Man Monday.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Texture. Yeah, it's Women Bashed Wednesday, you know.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Which we do try and incorporate a full defined segment.
In fact, we're thinking about just doing it every day
around eight o'clock.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Just women Bash every day at eight o five. Woman.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah. And what's funny is the girls in the show
are the ones that want to do it. They're they
want to pick a woman every day.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Sorry, everybody gets it. Everybody is a little I.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Mean, come on, yeah, it really is not. Honestly, it's
not that thoughtful. No, it just isn't like, you know,
we're getting a lot more credit than we deserve. But
you know, we might do today. We might do a
Morality Monday today because Caitlyn sent me one yesterday. We
might do it, so there might actually be an appropriately
named segment on the appropriate day. We may not do
(00:56):
Morality Monday on a Wednesday. Look at USh new face,
new attitude. Yeah, that's exactly right. I think my beard
is longer. I think that's what you're not. No, I
think that's what I have vacation beard going. Okay, I
didn't get Anyone who knows me knows I would not
electively have a needle taken to my face, or a
knife for that matter, even if I could use it.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Okay, you get them in your pits.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I do, but I don't have to. Like, look at
Leslie t' is very gentle in my armpits. But but
she's not getting anywhere near my face.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
What I got a little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I mean, if anybody should do it, it's her. She's
very good. But no one is. We're not doing it.
We're not wrinkle fairy. I will be wrinkled before I'll
start put little needles in my face all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I don't know. I might see never I don't know.
I can't move my eyebrows. You guys can't see me
what I'm up to, Like if I'm mad, if I'm happy,
you can't tell.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Oh, you're right right, That's exactly what I'm going for.
Like that, no one knows what I'm thinking right now.
No one has any idea. I could be the happiest
have ever. Man, I could be miserable, and nobody knows.
Everyone is scared to ask hurricanes, hurricanes and hurricanes last week?
Were you guys following along the Sandals? Was it Jamaica?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Jamaica?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
And the manager like see, he was like the leader
of all leaders. This man should I don't I don't
know if he can now, I don't believe that he can.
But he should run for president. I mean, this man
had it all together and he wore a blazer the
entire time during a hurricane. Yes, people like taking this.
I don't remember what Sandals it was. I think it
was in Jamaica, and they were like making like they
(02:33):
made a little like survivor community. He was their fearless leader,
We're going to get through this hurricane together. And then
and then and guests were helping clean the resort up
like it was. It was a really uplifting moment. But
I don't know. This guy became famous last week. He
was the manager of the Sandals and he kept holding
press conferences for all the guests and killing everybody.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
What was going on?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
And oh no, no, he is the Jason Reddin of Sandals,
Jamaica or wherever it is. Last week this hurricane was
and honestly, he was all over TikTok And then guest
started taking pictures with him, like I'm meeting great at
the manager of the hotel.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
It's real.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
But now another one, Hurricane Burrel b e Ryl Burrel
has made landfall the Texas coast. Heavy rains and winds
are lashing and storm surge is about three feet. The
category one storm has maximum sustained winds of eighty miles
an hour and is traveling at only ten miles an hour.
And this is for people in Gavelstem. These are all
(03:33):
the different counties in Texas. So anyway, if you know
anyone in I guess Southeast Texas, then check on them,
make sure they're okay. Another few months, another story like this.
The forever stamp price is going up again this month
seventy three cents beginning on July fourteenth. There's a free option, guys,
(03:53):
it's a free option. I think we need to figure
out how to make this less Let's make the antiquated
technology less expensive, not more expensive.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Like you.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I used to have a landline phone in my house
like years ago to I don't know why because my
cell phone didn't work very well. Yeah, I know it
works better now my cell phone works better, But I
live in a you know, like a tall building and
the metal or whatever, I don't know it was. And
so I had like a landline phone. That thing costs
more than my cell phone to have a landline phone.
I finally looked at how much it costs. I'm like, wait,
(04:22):
how much for a phone with a wire? I can't
take it anywhere? So I got rid of it. And
now they're making sending letters in the mail more expensive.
I mean, come on, guys, if you've been wondering, there
are some sports that are in and some sports that
are out in the Paris Olympics the opening ceremony in Paris,
July twenty six. In case you're wondering, breaking, which is
(04:45):
break dancing is making its debut in the Games.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
What breakdancing? Oys?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Okay cross is debuting whatever that is? Surfing, skateboarding, and
sport climbing or turning. Karate has been excluded from these Olympics.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah, I know what, that's right? You heard me? Oh
my god, karate clay Yeah, nope, nope, nope, not doing that, Jason.
I don't want any smoke with the karate community. I
love them.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I love karate community or the moutai or any any
any of those martial arts disciplines.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
We don't.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
We like them all. But if if if you were
at the dojo, it would sound like what I know,
it would be like, oh boy, I remember last time whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
That was live from the dojo though, so that was real.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yes, she's got a camouflage, she has a camouflage bell,
she's just getting started getting started. Baseball and softball are
coming back, but not this time. So no baseball or
softball in this Olympics. But it's it will return apparently. Yeah,
I know, Yeah, you're worried about them. It turns out
(05:59):
there thinking just one alcoholic beverage a day, whether a
pint of beer or glass of wine or a shot
of your favorite spirit, will shorten your life span by
approximately two and a half months. That's one drink a day.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Now, when the doctor asks you how many, I know
the answer, so you don't have the text. But when
the doctor said how many? About how many drinks day?
You consuming there, mister Fred and I say two and
that means or one. That means that I drink seven
at once on one day. But I average it out,
you know, because I won't drink at all. And then
I'll go and then it's like party time. Yeah, they
(06:33):
don't have a binge drinking option. I would look for it, No,
because I think that's as bad or worse. I think
you're better off, And this is not medical advice, but
I think you're better off drinking moderately in the morning's
conservatively more regularly. Right, Well, the first thing in the morning,
they say, five am. The first drink around five am
is totally normal, and you got to make sure you
(06:55):
can seal it too, because that's really normal is when
you put it in your duncan cup. I have no idea, right,
have you noticed how this coffee is never not hot?
Like three hours from now. I'm just like, I'm slurring
a little, but I'm still still my coffee. Yeah, one
(07:16):
alcoholic drink per day can short your lifespan by approximately
two and a half months.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Could you stop drinking? You guys? Could any of you
just stop? Like right now? No more drinks? Trakiki? Could
you do it? Why? No? I agree, but I want
to I could too.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I feel like the only drinking I'm doing is social drinking,
and it's unnecessary and it's because that's the activity, right, Like,
it's not like we're not going to play pickleball with
my buddies, like, we don't go. We don't even if golf.
For some other activities involved gambling or something, there's drinks.
Drinking is the activity. But I feel like that's the
only way I see certain people because that's where they
(07:56):
go after work or that's what they do on the weekend,
is at the driveway drink beer with the neighbors hanging.
So if you want to see these people, you got
to go to their habitat. You got to go to
their natural habitat. And then I find that I'm drinking
the same level that they're drinking because that's what there
is to do.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah, I mean, I did it, so I.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Don't need to do it. But then if I what
am I going to do? Be the one guy at
the bar you know who's like, I mean, I suppose
you could go and everyone else is. Because that's the
other thing is I respect the people who don't drink
and still go to the bar and socialize and don't
make people feel weird. Like good, Yeah, but there's nothing
and even sober people will admit this. There's nothing more
annoying than being the sober person when everyone else is
drunk because now they're speaking a language that they all understand,
(08:37):
and you don't because you're of your right mind. So
that's not even much fun, even if you are willing
to do it.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
No, drunk people are so annoying if you're not drunk. No, yes,
well you might live longer.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I guess a cop pulled over a driverless way MO car.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
So in Arizona. This happened in Arizona.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
They have the driverless in this case Jaguar Suv cars
that will you up and there's no driver. The thing
just pulls up and you get in and it takes
you and whatever apparently was driving the wrong way into
oncoming traffic and ran a red light. Cop tried to
pull the car over, only to find that there was
in fact nobody in the car driving. They said there
(09:18):
was some kind of an inconsistent construction signage issue that
confused the car and caused it to drive in the
incorrect lane for a while, but they weren't able to
give the car a ticket because they don't know what
ticket to give it.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Oh my god, this is the real thing.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Phoenix officials noted that the incident ended without further action
as the officer was unable to issue a citation of
the computer, like how do you who do you give
the ticket to?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Right?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Like, there's no way driving scary? Yeah, I don't know.
Would you get in?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
You know what, I experienced some Uber drivers in LA
and at this point you may as well have headed
driver lists literally. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Hold on, Yeah, the focus level is not always great,
you know, depending on who's driving, even people that we know.
There's a new MySpace for gen Z. It's called no Place.
I guess this is real and it trains nineteen million
dollars from investors, including the co founder of Reddit. It
features two feeds, one showing friends, another displaying global participants.
(10:19):
In a unique twist, no Place shuns algorithms and instead
leverages artificial intelligence for suggestions and curation. No Place. Oh
and also, I'm Kaitlin this. I was happy to see
that you won your court case. A federal judge ruled
that the f M BOTH twenty twenty four sign this
is where we're at in our lives, guys? Is me?
(10:41):
The judge rule that an f M BOTH twenty twenty
four sign that she installed in her front lawn to
share her dismay at the choices for president of this
year is not obscene. And the city of Lakeland, Tennessee
has to refund the money she's paid in fines and fees,
and they have to pay thirty one grand in attorney
fees that she's spent to fight.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
It exactly, pay me what yomi.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
So she's done, she's had enough. A lot of us
have and that's her sign. And she stuck in the yard.
Turns out you can do that and they can't find
you for it to your yard, I guess, And I
guess she covered up that. Maybe the U so it's
not as obscene, But yeah, she wracked up all these
fines and then and then sued, and so there you go.
You could have it in your yard in Lakeland, Tennessee
if you want to. And I don't know if there's
(11:25):
a story that relates to more people this morning than
that one right there.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
It's that so freezer pop day to day
It's the runt show. This is what lately we've been
known to make fun of everybody. You know, I don't
think anyone's really safe, including bash Man Monday.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Texture. Yeah, it's Women Bashed Wednesday, you know.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Which we do try and incorporate a full defined segment.
In fact, we're thinking about just doing it every day
around eight o'clock.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Just women Bash every day at eight o five. Woman.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah. And what's funny is the girls in the show
are the ones that want to do it. They're they
want to pick a woman every day.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Sorry, everybody gets it. Everybody is a little I.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Mean, come on, yeah, it really is not. Honestly, it's
not that thoughtful. No, it just isn't like, you know,
we're getting a lot more credit than we deserve. But
you know, we might do today. We might do a
Morality Monday today because Caitlyn sent me one yesterday. We
might do it, so there might actually be an appropriately
named segment on the appropriate day. We may not do
(00:56):
Morality Monday on a Wednesday. Look at USh new face,
new attitude. Yeah, that's exactly right. I think my beard
is longer. I think that's what you're not. No, I
think that's what I have vacation beard going. Okay, I
didn't get Anyone who knows me knows I would not
electively have a needle taken to my face, or a
knife for that matter, even if I could use it.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Okay, you get them in your pits.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I do, but I don't have to. Like, look at
Leslie t' is very gentle in my armpits. But but
she's not getting anywhere near my face.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
What I got a little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I mean, if anybody should do it, it's her. She's
very good. But no one is. We're not doing it.
We're not wrinkle fairy. I will be wrinkled before I'll
start put little needles in my face all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I don't know. I might see never I don't know.
I can't move my eyebrows. You guys can't see me
what I'm up to, Like if I'm mad, if I'm happy,
you can't tell.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Oh, you're right right, That's exactly what I'm going for.
Like that, no one knows what I'm thinking right now.
No one has any idea. I could be the happiest
have ever. Man, I could be miserable, and nobody knows.
Everyone is scared to ask hurricanes, hurricanes and hurricanes last week?
Were you guys following along the Sandals? Was it Jamaica?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Jamaica?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
And the manager like see, he was like the leader
of all leaders. This man should I don't I don't
know if he can now, I don't believe that he can.
But he should run for president. I mean, this man
had it all together and he wore a blazer the
entire time during a hurricane. Yes, people like taking this.
I don't remember what Sandals it was. I think it
was in Jamaica, and they were like making like they
(02:33):
made a little like survivor community. He was their fearless leader,
We're going to get through this hurricane together. And then
and then and guests were helping clean the resort up
like it was. It was a really uplifting moment. But
I don't know. This guy became famous last week. He
was the manager of the Sandals and he kept holding
press conferences for all the guests and killing everybody.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
What was going on?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
And oh no, no, he is the Jason Reddin of Sandals,
Jamaica or wherever it is. Last week this hurricane was
and honestly, he was all over TikTok And then guest
started taking pictures with him, like I'm meeting great at
the manager of the hotel.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
It's real.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
But now another one, Hurricane Burrel b e Ryl Burrel
has made landfall the Texas coast. Heavy rains and winds
are lashing and storm surge is about three feet. The
category one storm has maximum sustained winds of eighty miles
an hour and is traveling at only ten miles an hour.
And this is for people in Gavelstem. These are all
(03:33):
the different counties in Texas. So anyway, if you know
anyone in I guess Southeast Texas, then check on them,
make sure they're okay. Another few months, another story like this.
The forever stamp price is going up again this month
seventy three cents beginning on July fourteenth. There's a free option, guys,
(03:53):
it's a free option. I think we need to figure
out how to make this less Let's make the antiquated
technology less expensive, not more expensive.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Like you.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I used to have a landline phone in my house
like years ago to I don't know why because my
cell phone didn't work very well. Yeah, I know it
works better now my cell phone works better, But I
live in a you know, like a tall building and
the metal or whatever, I don't know it was. And
so I had like a landline phone. That thing costs
more than my cell phone to have a landline phone.
I finally looked at how much it costs. I'm like, wait,
(04:22):
how much for a phone with a wire? I can't
take it anywhere? So I got rid of it. And
now they're making sending letters in the mail more expensive.
I mean, come on, guys, if you've been wondering, there
are some sports that are in and some sports that
are out in the Paris Olympics the opening ceremony in Paris,
July twenty six. In case you're wondering, breaking, which is
(04:45):
break dancing is making its debut in the Games.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
What breakdancing? Oys?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Okay cross is debuting whatever that is? Surfing, skateboarding, and
sport climbing or turning. Karate has been excluded from these Olympics.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah, I know what, that's right? You heard me? Oh
my god, karate clay Yeah, nope, nope, nope, not doing that, Jason.
I don't want any smoke with the karate community. I
love them.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I love karate community or the moutai or any any
any of those martial arts disciplines.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
We don't.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
We like them all. But if if if you were
at the dojo, it would sound like what I know,
it would be like, oh boy, I remember last time whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
That was live from the dojo though, so that was real.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yes, she's got a camouflage, she has a camouflage bell,
she's just getting started getting started. Baseball and softball are
coming back, but not this time. So no baseball or
softball in this Olympics. But it's it will return apparently. Yeah,
I know, Yeah, you're worried about them. It turns out
(05:59):
there thinking just one alcoholic beverage a day, whether a
pint of beer or glass of wine or a shot
of your favorite spirit, will shorten your life span by
approximately two and a half months. That's one drink a day.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Now, when the doctor asks you how many, I know
the answer, so you don't have the text. But when
the doctor said how many? About how many drinks day?
You consuming there, mister Fred and I say two and
that means or one. That means that I drink seven
at once on one day. But I average it out,
you know, because I won't drink at all. And then
I'll go and then it's like party time. Yeah, they
(06:33):
don't have a binge drinking option. I would look for it, No,
because I think that's as bad or worse. I think
you're better off, And this is not medical advice, but
I think you're better off drinking moderately in the morning's
conservatively more regularly. Right, Well, the first thing in the morning,
they say, five am. The first drink around five am
is totally normal, and you got to make sure you
(06:55):
can seal it too, because that's really normal is when
you put it in your duncan cup. I have no idea, right,
have you noticed how this coffee is never not hot?
Like three hours from now. I'm just like, I'm slurring
a little, but I'm still still my coffee. Yeah, one
(07:16):
alcoholic drink per day can short your lifespan by approximately
two and a half months.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Could you stop drinking? You guys? Could any of you
just stop? Like right now? No more drinks? Trakiki? Could
you do it? Why? No? I agree, but I want
to I could too.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I feel like the only drinking I'm doing is social drinking,
and it's unnecessary and it's because that's the activity, right, Like,
it's not like we're not going to play pickleball with
my buddies, like, we don't go. We don't even if golf.
For some other activities involved gambling or something, there's drinks.
Drinking is the activity. But I feel like that's the
only way I see certain people because that's where they
(07:56):
go after work or that's what they do on the weekend,
is at the driveway drink beer with the neighbors hanging.
So if you want to see these people, you got
to go to their habitat. You got to go to
their natural habitat. And then I find that I'm drinking
the same level that they're drinking because that's what there
is to do.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah, I mean, I did it, so I.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Don't need to do it. But then if I what
am I going to do? Be the one guy at
the bar you know who's like, I mean, I suppose
you could go and everyone else is. Because that's the
other thing is I respect the people who don't drink
and still go to the bar and socialize and don't
make people feel weird. Like good, Yeah, but there's nothing
and even sober people will admit this. There's nothing more
annoying than being the sober person when everyone else is
drunk because now they're speaking a language that they all understand,
(08:37):
and you don't because you're of your right mind. So
that's not even much fun, even if you are willing
to do it.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
No, drunk people are so annoying if you're not drunk. No, yes,
well you might live longer.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I guess a cop pulled over a driverless way MO car.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
So in Arizona. This happened in Arizona.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
They have the driverless in this case Jaguar Suv cars
that will you up and there's no driver. The thing
just pulls up and you get in and it takes
you and whatever apparently was driving the wrong way into
oncoming traffic and ran a red light. Cop tried to
pull the car over, only to find that there was
in fact nobody in the car driving. They said there
(09:18):
was some kind of an inconsistent construction signage issue that
confused the car and caused it to drive in the
incorrect lane for a while, but they weren't able to
give the car a ticket because they don't know what
ticket to give it.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Oh my god, this is the real thing.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Phoenix officials noted that the incident ended without further action
as the officer was unable to issue a citation of
the computer, like how do you who do you give
the ticket to?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Right?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Like, there's no way driving scary? Yeah, I don't know.
Would you get in?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
You know what, I experienced some Uber drivers in LA
and at this point you may as well have headed
driver lists literally. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Hold on, Yeah, the focus level is not always great,
you know, depending on who's driving, even people that we know.
There's a new MySpace for gen Z. It's called no Place.
I guess this is real and it trains nineteen million
dollars from investors, including the co founder of Reddit. It
features two feeds, one showing friends, another displaying global participants.
(10:19):
In a unique twist, no Place shuns algorithms and instead
leverages artificial intelligence for suggestions and curation. No Place. Oh
and also, I'm Kaitlin this. I was happy to see
that you won your court case. A federal judge ruled
that the f M BOTH twenty twenty four sign this
is where we're at in our lives, guys? Is me?
(10:41):
The judge rule that an f M BOTH twenty twenty
four sign that she installed in her front lawn to
share her dismay at the choices for president of this
year is not obscene. And the city of Lakeland, Tennessee
has to refund the money she's paid in fines and fees,
and they have to pay thirty one grand in attorney
fees that she's spent to fight.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
It exactly, pay me what yomi.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
So she's done, she's had enough. A lot of us
have and that's her sign. And she stuck in the yard.
Turns out you can do that and they can't find
you for it to your yard, I guess, And I
guess she covered up that. Maybe the U so it's
not as obscene, But yeah, she wracked up all these
fines and then and then sued, and so there you go.
You could have it in your yard in Lakeland, Tennessee
if you want to. And I don't know if there's
(11:25):
a story that relates to more people this morning than
that one right there.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
It's that so freezer pop day to day
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