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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yeah, they talk better than they say. These are the
radio blogs on the Fred Show. I like for writing
in our diaries, except we say them a lot. We
call them blogs. Klin.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yes, take it away, dear blog.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
So as we are, you know, getting our grapes out
today this morning about society and the way things are
going in the US of A.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
What all have we covered air airplane etiquette? You know?
Hawk tuah, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Mean that's ap wingstop, good writing, wingstop. I want to
say I'm not a hot to a hater. I just
I'm just like a house I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
I saw on TikTok somebody said it's like divorce dad humor,
Because I'm like, who thinks this is funny? Like cute
and funny in the moment, but like it's not funny anymore.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
That's what I'm saying. It's just not funny. Are you?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Are you just mad that none of your catchphrases? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
How many things?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Oldest time Paulina's promised. I've said a lot of things
on this radio shoot up the club.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
You don't have to say them all now, we don't
have to. We got to wait with you the first time.
But you're right and then, so how is it that
you aren't more famous? Paulina promised people, I don't want fame,
I just want the bad. I want the fortune, I
want the generational.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Well, listen, and the beautiful thing about America is that
overnight we never know.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Who's going to be famous the next day.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, no, wor It's possible years from now you could
still be famous for Paulina's promise.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I'm waiting. I'm trying bars me.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, just don't fumble it like you did Avocado toast
and Uber. For those who don't know, Paulina invented Uber
and avocado toast and somehow was unable to secure the
bag on either one of those projects.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
All this work and what did it get me?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Right? That's the same way came. And so we were
talking about gripes. You were talking about.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Grapes, Yes, grapes, and so obviously it was the fourth
of July, and obviously fireworks come with that.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
But my first grape would be.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Is absolutely necessary to shoot off fireworks the entire month
of June and the entire month of July, because I
really feel for these little dogs. They get so so scared.
I mean, I was watching my boyfriend's dog the other
day and I found her hiding behind the toilet. She
was and they, I don't know what they think, Like
they must think we're going to war or something.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
They have no idea.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
But over the weekend I was at a cabin with
a bunch of friends and this big my friend Mattie's dog,
a big Bernese Mountain dog, huge dog, and it always
seems like the bigger the dog, the more scared and
sweet they are. He needed a little drugs, and I
know Paulina said her friends give their dog Benadryl. It's
like whatever, I know that Pablo, the Bernese Mountain dog
(02:40):
is prescribed trasidone, which is a human sleeping pill, right,
so they.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Had to give him a little bit.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
My friend gave him the higher end of his dose
because he was real scared and they were.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Being set off all weekend.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Unbeknownst to us, her husband has also given him the
highest dose of the human sleeping pill. Mamian's was so scared.
He was in the bathroom in the basement. Every time
I went in there. He didn't know up from down.
He got up, he would do a spin, lay back
on the ground. It was the saddest but cutest thing.
So he had his double dose, but he was so scared,
and like, you know, America, we're celebrating the birthday.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Do we need to do it days other than the
fourth of July? Do we think?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
It's just I'm amazed at because growing up in Arizona,
I think now you can buy fireworks, which is really
a terrible idea because there's droughts and right, I don't
know fires and things because we really don't need it.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
But you couldn't. Now you can.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
And I have not gone into any of these stories,
but can I live in an urban environment where it
probably wouldn't be appropriate.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I don't think it.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Would really concerned that he wanted to think it would
sound like a lot of other things that we hear
living in an urban environment. But nonetheless, I'm shocked at
what you can buy, like Big Tim. I saw the
video of your man, Big Tim. Yes he went and
bought like he was doing a He did the fourth
of July Official United States Fireworks Show from your house.
(04:04):
Forget about DC, it happening in Indiana this time. I mean,
this dude was straight up by and like the stuff
that you would buy professional grade. I can't believe that
just a normal person has access to that level of
like explosives basically.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
And they don't need it. This man was scanning a
QR code to figure out how to set it off.
So he's like, I'm like, do you know how to
use this? He's like no, but it's a code on there.
You just scan it and then it's a YouTube video
that'll show you how to blow it up, sir, So
like and to your point, wrap this up by ten
pm on fourth of July.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
So at ten pm, I was like, I'm gonna call
the cops on my own party, okay and tell them
that I have people here, but they legal fireway to
get them out of here, because I was over it
at that point.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
If you need a QR code to figure out how
to light your fireworks, then he's probably above your baker.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
You know, there's a finger And I don't know if
it's a rule here, but in Michigan they made a
rule or a law rather that you can set them
off the entire month, and so these babies and these dogs, I.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Just feel for that last year to the fourth of July.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yes, I don't know, I feel bad but all these
dogs are drugged and confused and think we're at war.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
They think they're getting drafted. Yeah, I mean, don't get
me wrong.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I would love to have like a go ahead and
like in a ranch somewhere and just have my own fireworks,
just go nuts.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
That would be a lot of fun. A pirate Yeah,
looks main day. I don't get it. I don't like
is the three?
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Yeah, you're setting a fire running like yeah, I was running.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I'm already out.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, that little purple pink and Red's worth my hands,
you know, up in the air.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
It's so beautiful. I don't want to see that. And
then everyone's drunk too, lighting them off. Who needs all
your fingers?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Though?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
You don't need all of them. You got ten for
more freadshell next
Yeah, they talk better than they say. These are the
radio blogs on the Fred Show. I like for writing
in our diaries, except we say them a lot. We
call them blogs. Klin.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yes, take it away, dear blog.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
So as we are, you know, getting our grapes out
today this morning about society and the way things are
going in the US of A.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
What all have we covered air airplane etiquette? You know?
Hawk tuah, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Mean that's ap wingstop, good writing, wingstop. I want to
say I'm not a hot to a hater. I just
I'm just like a house I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
I saw on TikTok somebody said it's like divorce dad humor,
Because I'm like, who thinks this is funny? Like cute
and funny in the moment, but like it's not funny anymore.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
That's what I'm saying. It's just not funny. Are you?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Are you just mad that none of your catchphrases? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
How many things?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Oldest time Paulina's promised. I've said a lot of things
on this radio shoot up the club.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
You don't have to say them all now, we don't
have to. We got to wait with you the first time.
But you're right and then, so how is it that
you aren't more famous? Paulina promised people, I don't want fame,
I just want the bad. I want the fortune, I
want the generational.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Well, listen, and the beautiful thing about America is that
overnight we never know.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Who's going to be famous the next day.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, no, wor It's possible years from now you could
still be famous for Paulina's promise.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I'm waiting. I'm trying bars me.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, just don't fumble it like you did Avocado toast
and Uber. For those who don't know, Paulina invented Uber
and avocado toast and somehow was unable to secure the
bag on either one of those projects.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
All this work and what did it get me?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Right? That's the same way came. And so we were
talking about gripes. You were talking about.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Grapes, Yes, grapes, and so obviously it was the fourth
of July, and obviously fireworks come with that.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
But my first grape would be.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Is absolutely necessary to shoot off fireworks the entire month
of June and the entire month of July, because I
really feel for these little dogs. They get so so scared.
I mean, I was watching my boyfriend's dog the other
day and I found her hiding behind the toilet. She
was and they, I don't know what they think, Like
they must think we're going to war or something.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
They have no idea.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
But over the weekend I was at a cabin with
a bunch of friends and this big my friend Mattie's dog,
a big Bernese Mountain dog, huge dog, and it always
seems like the bigger the dog, the more scared and
sweet they are. He needed a little drugs, and I
know Paulina said her friends give their dog Benadryl. It's
like whatever, I know that Pablo, the Bernese Mountain dog
(02:40):
is prescribed trasidone, which is a human sleeping pill, right,
so they.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Had to give him a little bit.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
My friend gave him the higher end of his dose
because he was real scared and they were.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Being set off all weekend.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Unbeknownst to us, her husband has also given him the
highest dose of the human sleeping pill. Mamian's was so scared.
He was in the bathroom in the basement. Every time
I went in there. He didn't know up from down.
He got up, he would do a spin, lay back
on the ground. It was the saddest but cutest thing.
So he had his double dose, but he was so scared,
and like, you know, America, we're celebrating the birthday.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Do we need to do it days other than the
fourth of July? Do we think?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
It's just I'm amazed at because growing up in Arizona,
I think now you can buy fireworks, which is really
a terrible idea because there's droughts and right, I don't
know fires and things because we really don't need it.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
But you couldn't. Now you can.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
And I have not gone into any of these stories,
but can I live in an urban environment where it
probably wouldn't be appropriate.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I don't think it.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Would really concerned that he wanted to think it would
sound like a lot of other things that we hear
living in an urban environment. But nonetheless, I'm shocked at
what you can buy, like Big Tim. I saw the
video of your man, Big Tim. Yes he went and
bought like he was doing a He did the fourth
of July Official United States Fireworks Show from your house.
(04:04):
Forget about DC, it happening in Indiana this time. I mean,
this dude was straight up by and like the stuff
that you would buy professional grade. I can't believe that
just a normal person has access to that level of
like explosives basically.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
And they don't need it. This man was scanning a
QR code to figure out how to set it off.
So he's like, I'm like, do you know how to
use this? He's like no, but it's a code on there.
You just scan it and then it's a YouTube video
that'll show you how to blow it up, sir, So
like and to your point, wrap this up by ten
pm on fourth of July.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
So at ten pm, I was like, I'm gonna call
the cops on my own party, okay and tell them
that I have people here, but they legal fireway to
get them out of here, because I was over it
at that point.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
If you need a QR code to figure out how
to light your fireworks, then he's probably above your baker.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
You know, there's a finger And I don't know if
it's a rule here, but in Michigan they made a
rule or a law rather that you can set them
off the entire month, and so these babies and these dogs, I.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Just feel for that last year to the fourth of July.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yes, I don't know, I feel bad but all these
dogs are drugged and confused and think we're at war.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
They think they're getting drafted. Yeah, I mean, don't get
me wrong.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I would love to have like a go ahead and
like in a ranch somewhere and just have my own fireworks,
just go nuts.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
That would be a lot of fun. A pirate Yeah,
looks main day. I don't get it. I don't like
is the three?
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Yeah, you're setting a fire running like yeah, I was running.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I'm already out.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, that little purple pink and Red's worth my hands,
you know, up in the air.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
It's so beautiful. I don't want to see that. And
then everyone's drunk too, lighting them off. Who needs all
your fingers?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Though?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
You don't need all of them. You got ten for
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