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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Fred Show. This is what's trending. Okay, all right,
she's still going girl.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
So that sounded like at the end, Yeah, no, woman's world.
This is what she was saying.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
You're lucky to be here.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah, well now that's that's true. No, I know I'm
talking too much about you though, Kiki, so step yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry,
only to have another baby so we can talk more
about you.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Okay, talk about babies or cameln have.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
A baby if you want to talking more about you, know,
you have a segment named after you. What's Yeah, you're
not interested in that idea? To have a baby so
we can talk more about you.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Don't you put that on me? Ricky, Bobby, I have
to do them.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Maybe then we'll have a whole's pregnancy repard.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah, all right, I'll put it in.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Did you have a segment every hour named after you?
I don't anyway, whatever.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I didn't say.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
No, you you're the one who texted you texted man,
he says in the caller idea, it says, Kaylen, you're
talking too much about kikik you signed it.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I mean, what do you want me to do it?
I'm in my jammis. It's Friday. I'm going to get
lit tonight. Yeah, yeah, I think that's in order. There's
a new Katie Perry song. I mean, I'm gonna make.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
A blasted woman's world yea, and drinking wine coolers all weekend.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
That's what I'm going to be doing. What's the planet?
What is the plant? Tonight? Then, if you're you're already
thinking about getting lady, I'm gonna smoke it out, do
the smokeout. Oh you are? Yeah, I'm gonna go to
the smoke Out.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
No kidding, Yeah you would come. It is my man,
Chase Rice there tonight.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I think Chases tonight. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I may have to text him and yeah, well I
do know how you feel about Chase Rice. You We're
very close he and I. Yeah, you met him multiple times.
Last time we hung out, he was wearing crocs. No,
but hey, he's Chase Rice, so he can. I think
he can wear crocks if he wants to the Old
Country in Western concert tonight. There's another girl it's in
town that I know astually. She hooked up with a
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friend of mine, actually, well a former friend of mine,
and she was on the data on the dating apps.
She's not from here, so I saw her on the
dating apps, I'm like, oh, we're in it to win
it this week? Yeah, you know, cause that's the whole
thing in itself. I have a theory about I mean,
come on, if you are and I've done it so
I know. But if you are on the dating apps,
if you're a single person, you're on the dating apps,
and you change your location to where you're going for
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a weekend, Now that doesn't that that means you looking
for fun on the weekend for sure, or maybe it
turns into something because you're curious what's out there in
the city where you are. But I mean, honestly, like,
don't try and tell me that you changed your location
for Friday, Saturday, Sunday because you were looking for your
forever partner. No, you're looking for a good time while
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you're in wherever you are, and maybe turned into.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
That, right.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I've also had friends use it for like if they're
on vacation and want just like a group to hang
out with or to meet new people to go out with.
Obviously there's still the potential or whatever, but I think
you can use it for that too.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
But you never know who you meet.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I guess, like in a lot of cities I've been
to where I guess there's a lot of I mean,
for whoever, Dallas was like this for whatever reason, I
know Vegas is like this, like vacation cities. People will
put in their profiles Vegas, especially if you are not
from Vegas, do not match with me, because it's like
people who live in Vegas are not interested in the
person who's there for the weekend, who's looking for a
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good time by the pool or whatever.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
But like, what if it's your person? You know what
I mean? Like, who would you disqualify someone who lives
out of town? You never know what could happen.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
No, I just I think it's not unfair to assume
like you're looking for fun today. And I've brought that
up before to people who are like, oh, I'm in
town for Miami. I'm like, oh, you're looking for fun
this weekend? How dare you? Like it's that they're offended.
I'm like, well, what, you're looking to go have tea
with me while you're here? Like come on, come on, like,
don't lie like you switched it. You're hoping for a
fun romantic you know, the world trist of some kind,
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some sort of fling and if that were to turn
into something better, then awesome, no judgment.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I mean why not why wouldn't you?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
And again, you know, I've met people on abs when
I'm out of town and then you wind up they
wind up saying they let's go to this place, and
he never would have gone, you know what I mean?
So like it like a little local flare kind of thing.
But I bring it up because this person responded to
on the dating app but said, do you have any
hot friends? Like I guess there's a group of them here,
and it's like, do you have a And I just
realized those days are kind of over?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
What about us all? My bo Do you want to
hook up with a bunch of women?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I might?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
This is a group of Honestly, it depends on how
much I drink tonight.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I don't know that they're talking about. I mean, I
would think they would want to hook up. You guys
are beautiful. They would probably want to hook up with you.
But I think they I think they were referring to men.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Oh yeah, we're missing one part.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
But like I'm there's I guess I'm just going to
get left out of this. This weekend twist or whatever
they're looking for, because I my friends are all married
and granted I could probably scrounge them up, but like
they're not. Most of them are probably not going to
do anything. They're cheat on their lives. But that's one
on five or whatever. No, Like, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
That's kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I need better odds than that, because one on five
is a very low likelihood that as a man, that
you're anything's coming out.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Of that take them to one of your spots. Yeah,
but you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I mean, think about think about the last time that
you were in a group of a bunch of you
guys and a dude approach, Like I give credit to
a guy who's willing to approach a group of women
cold to try and go after one of them. Yeah,
because we know the dynamic. We've talked about it before,
and I've had women, you know, women have told me
that I'm wrong. But in any group of men or women,
I think that you've got you've got the usual suspects,
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and I think in women maybe it's a little more pronounced,
but you've always got the mom of the group that
you've always got kind of the ugly duckling of the group.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I'm sorry, but it's true.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
It's true every group of women that hangs out together,
any group of like any of them, you can find
these characters. Like to go to a pool this weekend
and find a bachelorette party and you will find the
cousin or the sister that was like not related to
any of the people there. That's the in law one.
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There's always the one. Like I was at a restaurantic
like this. It was last year, and there's a popular
tourist restaurant and there was a bachelorette party and there
was like all like all girls that looked like they
were maybe from I don't know, South Florida or something.
And then there was one girl wearing birkenstocks with short
hair and she had like she had a backpack and
George's on and I was like, that's the that's the
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groom's sister. I'll tell you right now, because one of
these girls is not like the other and there was
nothing wrong with her, but she very clearly, you very
clearly did not fit in. It was like all people
that looked very much like a unit. And then there
was just other person and that only was it the
person like didn't look like everybody else, but she was
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like fully standing like five ft away from everybody else
because it's like I have to go to this.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
It would have been like.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
If my brother in law had invited me to go
to his bachelor party, which he didn't at the time.
We weren't that clothes, but like it was all his
buddies from smalltown Texas and like guys that were in
the band with him and stuff. I would have had
no role there whatsoever except to except to snitch on
whatever they were doing.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Which I wouldn't have done.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
But no, I know you wouldn't have my bridesmaids list
line up with wild It was like the starting lineup
Chicago bulls, like I had the randomest, Like if you
look at that group, you would be like, what is
this what?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I was there? Yes, Jason, Jason, you were the mom.
I'm sure you got the mom.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
You've usually got like the organizer, slash like itinerary maker,
slash outfit planner, you've got that. And sometimes that's the mom,
and sometimes it's not. There's there's I'm sorry, there's the
girl that's significantly less attractive than the rest. Don't get
mad at me because guys groups have the same thing.
It's probably me, I don't know, but there's there's usually
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somebody I'm serious though, ye.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Friends, let me see what else.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
There's usually like the wild girl to sort of offset
the mom girl. And and so I where I'm going
with is as a guy approaching a group like that,
and there's usually a hater in the midst too.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Oh, yes, she's usually a hater.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
And now this is true in a guy group, like
even in a group with a bunch of friends. I've
noticed this even when the guys are married. If a
girl gives attention to the wrong guy. Like let's say
that a guy has already in a guy group, has
already said I think she's hot, and then that girl
comes over and gives attention to the wrong guy. Then
there's haters, and then all of a sudden she becomes
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not that this is human nature, though all of a
sudden it's like got she and all that?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
You know what I mean? Have you ever done that before?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
You ever had that happen where you're like, you see
a group of guys and you know he's really hot,
and then he comes I'm sure not to any of you,
and then he comes over and talks to one of
your friends instead of you. Oh yeah, and then you're
like ohn, he and all that, but like he really
still is. But you're just mad because he didn't pick you.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah, but I don't. I don't think I get mad though,
not even trying to. No, you don't care now, I'm
just like, oh, man, lost a good one. Yeah damn.
But I support my girl, and you know, I'm like,
he is fine.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Girl.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
That's kind of how I am too.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
It's like, if the girl doesn't pick me, I'm like, well,
then pick him and then I may tell me about
it later, I guess or something.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I don't really care. I'll be fine. I'll be there.
Hot friends, you gotta get you. I mean, you know,
everybody has their own thing. You gotta just be open
to whatever happened.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
But like, I'm not gonna wind up in hanging out
with this group of people because I don't have the
I don't have the real estate to bring with me.
I don't have the hot single friends that they're looking for.
So I just I'm just out, I guess because I'm
not rolling. I'm not rolling by myself. I'm not really
It will.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Probably really be a good time though.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Yes, imagine you with a bunch of hot chicks like that,
had a fun weekend rolling around town, go to Alaska, rolla
take them everywhere. Yeah, it was to the to the
Navy Pier, to the being women.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
My NASCAR cut off, to those at the dry cleaner.
So I'm not gonna be able to attend affect my intimidator,
Dale Earnhardt the shirt that I was gonna wear tonight
because that's the all you wear to a country in
Western event. Yeah, we should see if we can get
me text Chase Rice, see what he's doing.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
What is it? What's our favorite Chase Rice song? Eyes
on You? Oh? Yeah, that is that is That's mine.
But I don't know if that's I know, I like
this song. I I like this song. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Remember when Chase Rice was in Vegas with us at
the iHeart Radio Music Festival and we were all backstage, Yes,
after we brought him on the stage and then he
was he was throwing beers into the crowd full full.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
It was very hot outside. It was a very nice
thing for him to do.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
He wanted people to be hydrated, so he was throwing
full cold beers out into the crowd. Children was an
outdoor event. The problem was kids were catching them, and
he may have been throwing them with a little bit
of intensity, like he may have been actually like like
like chucking them at people. And so apparently I asked
him about that. By the way, last time I saw him,
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I said, Hey, what's what's up with throwing you know,
Miller lights to children? And he was like, oh, yeah,
that was funny, wasn't it. I'm like, I don't remember
if that's what he said. He was like, oh, yea,
I had to stop doing that because apparently someone got
hit and maybe was injured.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
So, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah. I was in the producer's room and they're like,
oh great, he's doing something illegal.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Oh my gosh. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I mean it turns out I thought it was very thoughtful, thoughtful,
you know, because those beers would have gone to waste otherwise.
It was nice to him to make sure his fans
are properly hydra. I would have appreciated a beer at
that point, but I think, you know, you got to
be over twenty one. There was nobody out there, card
in anybody, no, so anyway, Shout out to the Country
and Western Show, Shout out to the most random forty
one minutes of radio possible. And we've covered a lot
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of things though, I mean, we've already covered a lot
of stuff. What's going on this weekend. We've covered an
app that you can download that we may or may
not tell you if you're going to be sexually compatible
or satisfied with a man. We've talked about a group dynamics.
Kiki's already agreed with me. We talked a lot about Kiki,
which is important.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Please stop. Can't do about Kike. But it's going to
be hot this weekend, guys.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Trending stories unrelenting heat over the weekend, seventy million people
under heat alerts, about a dozen California cities breaking all
time high temperature records.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
At least four related deaths in Oregon.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
In Washington, I guess then entire state wrote like a
highway buckled because of high temperatures California temps. One hundred
and nineteen Vegas one twenty palm springs one twenty four,
one hundred and twenty four degrees outrageous. The sb's were
last night, I quick recaped. Patrick Mahomes won Best Athlete.
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Asia Wilson of the Las Vegas aces. She won Best
Athlete for Women's Sports. Caitlin Clark got two awards last night.
The University of South Carolina. Jason's favorite team of college team,
all of the teams. Yeah, because they are the game
Cock Yeah, the game Cocks. Oh yeah, yeah, I got
you that that hat for Christmas. I haven't seen that hat.
You should wear it more. Yeah, I don't look good
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in hats, but I have it.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
You're not a head guy. No, it was Cox on it,
so I thought you'd like it. Yeah, I wear in
my private time.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Yeah, I figured, guys, wh's the last time we had
a red Box? My god? Remember red Box fifteen years ago? Yeah,
you could like go into the grocery store or whatever, and.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
That was the time.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Though, You get your popcorn inside and then you know
it's a movie night because you get to go to
the red box red box.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
And yeah, it was kind of you couldn't you get
him in a mail too if you wanted? It was
only in the box. No, you could, right, was that question?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Netflix?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
You couldn't the mount But I don't know. Yeah, well
Redbox is closing, so it doesn't really matter. I mean
honestly though, like right, I mean when is truly the
last time that you went and got yourself got yourself
a physical DVD?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
You know what I mean. I mean it's probably been
a long time. I would have to think.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
And no, don't at me like, oh, it must be
nice to be privileged and have the internet or whatever,
because I'm waiting for that. I'm waiting for that text today. Oh,
mister rich Fred is knownything about a DVD? I don't.
I don't even know if you handed me a DVD
right now. I don't know that I have the item
necessary to play set DVD.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
You couldn't. I really don't. Not even my laptop anymore
will take it. No, they don't make them like that.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
No, So anyway, they're closing and we're sad about it.
I guess at its peak there were forty three thousand
Red Box kiosks, so it was viable. You ever heard
the story about You can go google this or look
it up on TikTok, the story about how Netflix tried
to sell the Blockbuster when Netflix was just a mail
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order DVD business. I'm really abbreviating the story. But they
went to Blockbuster, they met with them when Blockbuster was
like got their peak and they were like, hey, we
should you want to buy this? And I forget what
the number was, but it was silly, and Blockbuster laughed
them out of the room. Hold on Netflix, when I
tell you the number, you're gonna laugh. Let me see
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if I have that. It was like fifty million dollars.
In two thousand, Netflix founders offered to sell Blockbuster Netflix
for fifty million dollars. Blockbuster turned them down. God today
Netflix is a twenty billion dollar business with the B
and Blockbuster has one store. Can you imagine be the
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guy in charge of that. I mean, if you're the
CEO in charge of that, you're the guy that turned
down that. Granted, I mean obviously hindsight is twenty twenty,
but like, you're the guy who turned down twenty billion dollars,
which is kind of incredible. Boston is trending this morning.
They're considering rat birth control.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
A problem. That's where we're at. Well, a lot of cities,
a lot of big cities have rat problems.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
But they're considering widening a pilot program that had promising
results in reducing the rat population in one area, leading
to eighty percent fewer rat sidings in the test area.
So the birth control would be a sweetened water that
would be put out for the roadents to drink, and
the water would prevent rats ovulation but not cause them
any harm. The goal is to do away with the
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containers of rat poison currently being placed around the city
that some have the capacity to herd pats they believe,
wildlife children. But yeah, there's some sort of a sweet
liquid that prevents ovulation. Now wait a minute, I'd like
to know more about what this. Where is this liquid?
And it like can you have it like in the bar?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Maybe? Like can we have it for people?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
They better set their little rat alarms on their little
rat phones to remember to take their little rat to
go drink.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah, yeah, because you can't be missing days. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
But imagine if we incorporated that into like a nice
I don't know truly or something, you know what I mean,
And then it was just just ready to go.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
You'd give your fridge stop. I'd be like, no, you
want these. These are much better for you. They're very
tasty and ats. Guys.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
This is a sad day, but at c in what
it's a slow news day unless you want to talk
about politics. And I've learned my lesson already this week.
But Etsy, the e commerce platform where like people make
stuff at home and whatever, they're no longer going to
allow adult toys and sexual accessories to be sold on
the website. I didn't realize you could buy a DIY
adult toy, but you can. So as of July twenty ninth,
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Etsy will remove listings that advertise sex toys like I
don't have to listen to what they are, but you
know what they're called, or anything that has familiar relationships displayed,
like daddy or mommy. Apparently you can't have that either.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Now.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
They want to keep their users safe, and vendors have
called the solution lazy and a crushing disappointment. The man
will essentially close the doors of many handmade makers in
the adult toy realm. I had no idea. I thought
Etsie was for like that you know kitchen sign that
you put on in your kitchen. You know, there was
like that's like, you know, I don't know, crocheted or whatever,
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or that pillow that says like home home that.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I thought that's what what Etsie was for.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
And now you're telling me this whole time, I've been
missing out an entire market of homemade adult fun.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
I had no idea and I'm an Etsy girl. Is
someone gonna weave me a toy? Or something like?
Speaker 2 (17:22):
What? I mean? What are we doing? Not anymore? You
got two more weeks if you want to do that.
National French Fried Day each, your Yellow Day, car Collector
Appreciation Day, and National Different Colored Eyes Day today as
well