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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, there's a new dating app for you guys, and
no one in this room needs a dating app anymore
except for me. But maybe I'll get on this thing. Well, Kiki,
depending on the day, might need a dating app. This
new dating app is called size Him. Oh wait, and
they can tell you the size and shape of a
man's man part and then match you based on compatibility
shape only using photos of hands.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Oh I love, I love man hands though I would
love to.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Look always look at fingers. Oh yeah, love for man.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, I mean, I'm not even sure that. According to
this guy, hand proportions can tell you what's in the pants,
and when your body proportions is similar with your partners,
there's a higher probability that you would have a good
sex life, according to this person.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
So would you get on this app?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I mean, I would love trust it is it is
that true? I don't know. Let me think about everybody's hands.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
I think there is correlation between the size of your
fingers and that really I think there is, Yeah, at
least in my brain. That's why I always look at hands.
I'm trying to see what's going on.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I'm I'm trying to picture. I did not know that
I thought it was feet this whole time.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, trying to see people's feet.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
But like size of your feet, like, yeah, that correlates
to Okay, I can see that, but I don't know
is it.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Really a correlation? Like is it? Is it like a fact?
Speaker 6 (01:22):
I heard it was hereditary from the man's dad your hand,
you're oh, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I'm confused because I really, I mean, I wouldn't have
any basis to know, you know, because you don't ask that.
Don't ask what? Hey are my hands?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Oh god? Okay, now now I'm sick a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
D Hey dad, I'm curious, like he's here, Okay, how
you doing?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
You know what? Now I need to compare. No, I
have a question for you.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I don't I'm trying to get on this happ God,
I wasn't even thinking about that. Hey God, I haven't
talked to you in thirty years. I'm curious.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
You gotta go on honor one.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
No, No, Jason has a question for you.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Let me see you, man, this is really good. Jason,
handle this for me. Call call my father of thirty
years and wow, thirty years ago and ask him howl'm
me to do on this?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Size him?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
App just like photos like this, like, just like, how.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Are you grip If you're gripping something, then you can't
you know.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
It's just Jason, let's not go too far.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Something inferent positions is.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
What I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Like, it's just apparently just a picture of your hand.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I would peruse.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah, okay, well somehow by just uploading a picture of
a man's hand as well as your own hand, so
a woman hand and a man hand, the app then
gives you not only details of what to expect between
his legs, but also a report on your overall chances
of compatibility and sexual suggestions. He uses twenty one formulas,
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including finger length. It's all based on research with an
algorithm that takes the scan or scans and tells you
everything that you need to know without even having a
peek into pants. This is only three dollars a month,
by the way, which means I wonder if it's you know,
for three bucks a month?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I mean, have we really done the research here?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
This is a y my hands too? I wonder, right
my hands?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Would you have a big one?
Speaker 7 (03:30):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
What I am?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I have like long fingers, so yeah, it may be
long and skinny. I don't know. Yeah, I think I
would be all right, yeah you would.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I just wonder though, if you just because you have
big I've heard it's not true though. Just because you
have big extremities means that you have a big.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Well, you have a huge hands well, and it the average.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Very very average, you know. So I don't I don't know.
I mean, but I would have. No men have no
real way of knowing. There's a lot of reasons why now, Jason,
maybe you can dispute this, but like, sure, you know
we've got like the high school locker room, and you know,
I don't know the gym or whatever, but that's not
even a real First of all, no men are I'll
speak for myself. I don't think most men are really looking,
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because that's uncouth. Second of all, I don't know that
it necessarily interesting. Position can tell you much, you know,
like you got growers, you got showers, you got you know,
you got all kinds of different stuff. So I don't
even know that I would have any way of knowing.
I don't I could. I couldn't compare you guys.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
All measure though every single one of you has at
least once in your life allegedly.
Speaker 8 (04:31):
Yeah, for sure, Yeah, y'all think about it, y'all curious about,
like how you compare to other men, because a lot
of me and not a lot of men, but men
have asked like, oh, so, like, how how do you
think I am?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Well, you know, that's so.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
That's what I mean though, compared to when you like someone,
though as a woman, you're not Most women are not
going to tell their men like that's average or small,
So like I feel like, right, well, no, I know.
So what I'm saying though, is like most men probably
are walking around with a review they were given by
the person who they're with or people they've been with,
and I don't know how accurate that is really, So
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I say, guy, I really have no way of being
able to compare. I mean, sure there's like, you know,
adult content, but that's.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Not real life. No, no, no, I mean I mean
it's not.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
You need real life experience, you know, be able to judge.
I do really okay with other men. But if that's
not your persuasion, the purpose, well, well this is why
this is why I employ him. A various stream of
different folks, a lot of different people coming from a
lot of different perspectives, will.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Call your friends over and then figure it out.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Just let it all hang out and let's see. You see,
I'll be the judge of this. I just I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I think most guys are walking around with a tainted
perspective on whether their stuff is good or not.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Because again, what am I saying?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
What's the guy supposed to say when you ask him
intimate questions? You know he's not going to tell you.
I mean, come on, like, if you like someone and
your actually, if you're in the act of doing something
with someone, you're not going to tell them at the
moment when that question is being asked that it's inadequate
in any way.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
You're not going to be like this year fine, miss, okay, yes,
how do you like it? How do you like it? Yeah,
it's fine. I mean, you know, I think the app
lied to me. But whatever.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
You'd be like, I mean, I'm just saying like, I
don't I don't think that's a thing wherever anyone's ever
really being honest with each other a moment. And I
don't know how this app claims to know more than
anything else, but I mean, I guess it would would
stand to believe if you have long extremities that they
would all be long, but maybe not, maybe not. So
we're not trusting this then for three dollars a month
the size him app.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Okay, Also like it shouldn't.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
You shouldn't be looking for love or whatever you're looking
for just based on the size.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
You shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
No, So I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
If that's where that could be my problem all along.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I'm just looking for your size, queen, a huge, huge,
huge size.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
No.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
In fact, if you lined up the last five to
ten people I've been out with, then there's no similarity there.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Like you might look and go, what is this dude? Like,
what is what? Exactly is he?
Speaker 6 (07:10):
After I'm thinking about it, he's texting me? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's true.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Well this is unrelated. I'm like, I thought somebody with
a friend of mine was texting me. I'm like, oh,
she's listening and she's going to comment on this amazing
content that we're putting on. No, it has nothing to
do with that at all. No, it has nothing to
do Okay, Well, all right, so there we go. We're
starting to show with Uh, we're not we're not going
to ship this. We're not endorsing the size him app. No,
we don't. We don't buy it. Okay, you're right.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
I would like to see Yeah, I'd be looking at
your hands though, just so everyone knows.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
And does it really matter, like does it really matters?
Another question that I have because you're over here going
and it's a valid question. I mean, how many people
are looking for love? And starting with that, I mean
sexual compatibility. I think a lot of people put that first.
I don't know that. I don't know if I think
it should maybe be even with the kinds of compatibility
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or other things, because you know, the sexual compatibility can
throw you off. It can be you know, you can
be distracted by sexual compatibility and forget that the person's
a total scumbag.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
That's happened. It happens a lot.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
You know, you get caught up in the lust and
then you're like yeah, and then it's like, oh, this
this person actually sucks, right, but like everything else is
really fun.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
And you're right when you say, the more toxic sometimes
the better.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I hate it or you think it's better.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah, like in your mind when and then when you
get remove yourself from the toxicity, like when you're out
of the fog, then you look back at you're like
that wasn't that great? Right?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
The stuff you put up with right?
Speaker 7 (08:36):
Good?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
You know, But it's like I just want I was,
I was so desperately trying to hang on to either
the person or the control, or the sex or the
way they you know, I don't.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Some people are massacres. They like to feel bad and
so I don't know it. And negative attention is better
than no attention and some for some people. So yeah,
but I'm just curious if it actually really matters, Like
I guess if if I, if I had to answer
this question, I can't obviously, because I don't know the
way that women know. In this particular example, I would
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have to say, there's like a large threshold of where
like it could be way too small and it could
be way too big, but I would imagine that it's
a pretty wide window area where you can get away
with small or big somewhere, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, it's all about the motion sometime.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Some see that's confusing. It's all about the motion sometimes.
Speaker 8 (09:27):
Because like you said, if you're in that window, I
think it's more about the motion and what other things
are you're very talented.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
At, you know, where else you're taking your talent.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
What are the skills you got?
Speaker 8 (09:39):
Ye, I'll set But then you get outside that window
and it's like this is a horse or you just
say you.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Know, wow, you can't.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
I still think I'd rather be on the horse end
of that than the cat end of that. But because
some cats you can't even know where that, you can't
see them, you can't find them at all, a tund
off like my mom was brushing her cat the other day,
a male cat, and asked where his penis was because
she was afraid she'd get too close, and asked my
dad this question, like we're just that there watching the
news or something, and she's brushing the cat. She's like,
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where where is his Where is his penis? And my
Dad's like, well, it's where you'd think it would be.
She's like, but his hair everywhere, and like, I think
it's small and I don't want to brush it accidentally.
So then she handed the catch and my dad and
made him find it. That's a real story. He's like,
it's not small, right, So I don't know how my
cat would do on size up because apparently he didn't
have it going on right. But I don't think cats
(10:37):
I don't think cats are known for being hung, are they, which.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Is so weird, what like if a cat was hung?
I do remember though, like when my dad, when I
was little, he got a cat and then one day
his cajones disappeared, and like they had to explain that
to me because they were kind of big and then
they disappeared.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
I'm like, mom, where did those big things go?
Speaker 6 (10:59):
And they to really sit down with me and go,
all right, that's what those were, and that's where they went.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Oh wow, yeah, all right. But anyway, we've learned what
we learned this morning. It maybe doesn't matter, maybe it does.
We don't know if we trust the app. And Kiky's
looking for somewhere between a horse and a cat, that's
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You guys met the christ Child yesterday, Pauline and take
(11:26):
it away.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Dear blog.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Yeah, we met mister Parker Lee members of the show.
We went to go see him and Rufio.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
And Jess baby boy.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
Rufio had a baby boy or Jess had a baby boy.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yeah o, Katy, I keep saying it and correcting.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
Myself, and well, you know, I learned that very little
in this press, very little as a mom myself. We
do all the work, and I'm gonna give us the
credit and flowers. So you are correct.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
But the reason that I'm taking over this blog.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Real quick is because we're gonna get into the experience.
But there was an experience just to get there. Because
if you guys know me, I'm very true, very unbranded,
right like, I stick to what I know and I
stick to who I am. So I told everybody here
I said, hey, guys, I was like, I'm gonna drive
over there because I have an appointment. Not next door,
I said, next door. Okay, I'm a liar, I said,
(12:16):
I have an appointment not too far so.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Next door.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
So I bought a parking spot somewhere, and everybody hopped
in the car, thinking we're going to go to the hospital.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Oh no, we parked like maybe nine minutes away.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Walking from the hospital, we like could have just walked,
to be honest, and.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Driving it was like nine minutes walking with a man.
So when we park, we get out. I think Caylen's
the first one she goes where am I know where
I am? But like, where am I?
Speaker 5 (12:43):
We're not by the hospital, and I was like, oh,
you're right. I was like, we gotta walk it. I
think it's like really quick though, and we all were
searching on our phones. It was not quick. It was
nine minutes. That was like not driving right, yeah, driving correct.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
So I was like, so you say, let's go to
the hospital because I have an appointment right there.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Yes, you proceed.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
If it's nine minutes of driving, then you proceed to
park about two miles away from said hospital.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
And at what point did.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
You, like, when you were driving away from the hospital,
did you realize like apparently, at no point did you
realize like, oh, this is not right.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Actually, so my appointment was closer to my parking spots,
but I, for Summerson, thought everything was just really close.
We can just cross the street and there's the hospital.
I don't know what I thought. Okay, So it didn't
work out that way. So we come downstairs. We end
up seeing like one of our co workers on the
corner and there's a lot going on. Everyone's confused, googling
on their phones. I get a cab and I'm like,
we got to get a cab. We're just gonna you.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Park your car far enough a way that you then
had to hail a cab.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
Yes, two cars, when it's right down the street from
the radio, so she didn't get yeah, to get to
the stow.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Is there anything more pollingan than this story?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Right?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
And we're in the car and then Caylen turns to
me and she's like, I get happy. Now I get
why he's the way he is with you. But I
was like, I told you, guys, I'm the problem.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Like I am, I own it. I was like, I
thought I had this nailed, but I didn't. It's fine.
We got there.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
We got there, We met the beautiful, loving, amazing boy.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
Yeah. We had to scam though to get up there,
because it's only two to a room.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
We did, we pulled a scamming so we sent.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Two up, Keiky and Paulina. Okay, then Pauline had to
of course go to her appointment. She just pulled up
and laughed real quick, obviously, so she brought down both
of their passes. So then Jason's nervous, nelly energy.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Oh we went out there.
Speaker 6 (14:20):
And the woman at the front desk get on the
baby floor said wait, no, I think there's already two
people in there, but I had two passes.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I said, nope, they already came down stairs.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
They handed us our passes, and Jason was like, because we.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Were lying, Yeah, Jason cannot like I can authority, Like
a number of times we've tried to get passed, you know,
various forms of security and barriers with Jason and the
key to doing that, and it sounds like the key
yesterday was act like you've been there, You act like
you act like you're doing what you're supposed to be doing.
But Jason gives out the exact opposite vibe like I'm
(14:50):
absolutely not supposed to be doing this, and people can
sense that, they can feel like this guy is lying
to me.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah, the moment.
Speaker 8 (14:59):
I told Pauline, I said take both passes down there,
I knew it was like I messed up because Jason
is not gonna break the rule.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
And when he came into.
Speaker 8 (15:06):
The So it's Jess, RUFIEO and I in the room
waiting on Kaylin and Jason to come upstairs. When they
come in the room, Jason goes, yeah, we just snuck
up here, and it was like he wanted to tell
me to leave, like you're spot to be in here
the room, come in.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Here, we're gonna get kicked out.
Speaker 8 (15:22):
And then a nurse came in and I'm like, oh
my god in the bathroom and Jason's just looking like shame, like,
shame on you.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
You know you're not supposed to be.
Speaker 8 (15:34):
Yeah, we're a lot. It was I had the time
of my life. I'm not even gonna lie. It was
an adventure.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
You saw a part of the city you never existed.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Four of us in a cab. Wait, yes, it's the
cab driver.
Speaker 8 (15:47):
So I'm in the front seat with the cab driver,
and then the three of them are in the back.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Kaylen is upset. So I'm taken social because.
Speaker 8 (15:54):
Everything is the moment I'm recording video, Paulina is like confused,
nothing more.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Fred Shield and I just comment on how it's a circus,
that was a clown car.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
The only think missing was me.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
You got you got Caylin, who's who's a million times
probably more emotionally stressed out and maxed out, I mean,
just over the top. You got Jason, who's like the
other end of the spectrum, Like, oh my god, the
rules aren't being followed. Paulina thinks that she's she does,
she's in Milwaukee now, she's no idea where she is.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yeah, I mean no clue where Kiki's along for the ride.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Like everything else, I'm not saying anything but yeah, yeah,
well and on TikTok, I'm sure. And I was at
home taking a nap. I think, so there's nothing. There's
nothing more, but you met the baby. The baby's great,
Chess is great, roofie, everyone's great.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
I did complain about how comfortable the bed was, and
I shot.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Him a look like how like uncomfortable? Yes, his beat
he wasn't comfortable. I said, I where do you sleep?
Speaker 6 (16:47):
And he said, this pulls out and it's really uncomfortable.
I looked at his wife, who had an incision across
our stomach, and I said stop talking.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
He said, but that's okay, and I said, good boy.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Yeah I would, yeah, I would. Yeah. No, we're not
worried about you for a couple nights, Kevin.
Speaker 6 (17:01):
But the baby's beautiful and actually does look like Jess
and has lighter eyes, good and has her temperament.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
She said. The chillis babies, So we're happy.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
I'm going today unless they kicked them loose, in which
case I'll go this weekend. But yes, yes, he looked delicious.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Ovaries are going to be my overies.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
They've been going crazy ever since he was born. Waiting
by the Phone is new at net.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
But Calin's Entertainment report he's on the Fread show.
Speaker 6 (17:25):
Alec Baldwin wasn't the only actor on the Russ movie
set with live ammunition. Another actor was found to have
a live bullet in his gun holster. So this bombshell
news dropped yesterday and Core, the crime scene technician, testified
that actor Jensen Ackles also had a live bullet and
he was on set the day that cinematographer Helena Hutchins
was fatally shot. Remember, alex defense team says it's not
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his job as an actor to make sure there's no
live AMMO and his gun. They also showed images of
live AMMO versus the fake.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Ones and they look extremely similar.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
So this means even if Alex had checked the revolver
that he may not be able to tell the difference. Again,
my question is why was there AMMO there to begin with.
His lawyer also acts asked the other actor if he
knew there was a live round in his gun holster
and he said no, the implication being that Alec wouldn't
have known either. By the way, live Amma was also
found in a prop cart, and a box of Amma
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was found elsewhere.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
So why why was.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
There ammunition on a movie set? And if there's somebody
whose javita is to make sure that you know, there's
an armorer, there's someone who's in charge of the prop guns.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
And she's serving time, it's worth noting right now, you know.
So that's four separate spots that they found it. Serena
Williams hosted the sb Awards last night, honoring the best
in sports, and she gave her two cents on the
Drake and Kendrick Lamar beef.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Oh you wanted to hear that? Yeah, yeah, you gotta
like give me a note like notice I did, baby man,
I need more notice though, I need like you have
add that's okay, I self diagnosed, so I need a
little more here.
Speaker 9 (18:55):
And if I've learned anything this year is that none
of us, not as the one of us, not even me,
should ever pick a fight with Kendrick Lamar.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
They not like uh, they not like they're not like
he will make your hometown, not like you.
Speaker 9 (19:13):
The next time Drakes its courtside in a Raptors game,
they're gonna force gump him.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Site's tyking.
Speaker 7 (19:20):
They not like us, They not like uh, you.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Know, like like I love her, and these athletes like
they try, you know, but it goes to show, like
when you watch these Awards shows and you see an
actor do it or a comedian, it just goes to
show how difficult, how easy a lot of them make
it look, because like when you're not a professional presenter
and you're reading somebody else's jokes, you're you know, because
all this stuff's written for him and whatever, and and
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and like I love her, and everyone's laughing because everybody
can relate in one in the audience also badly. But
like sometimes you watch and it's just like, oh no, yes,
because it's a little off.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Because it's not what they do and they shouldn't be expected.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
To be that good at what makes that wild? Though?
Speaker 6 (20:00):
She actually dated Drake, so she called out one of
her exes. But I will say she's married now and
Drake continues to talk about her, so she kind of
has a right to name drop him if she wants.
I don't know if I would have done that, but
there you go. If you want to keep up with
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Speaker 1 (20:19):
We'll do it next. I've done similar ones. I don't
know if I've done this one though, but I this well,
I'll tell you about the fun Fact.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
Tell me.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Everyone's going to try and do it when I tell
you what it is. This is maybe something you didn't
know that you can't do, but you get's impossible, it
cannot be done, And they'll tell you next.
Speaker 7 (20:36):
More Bread Show Next, The Fread Show is on Fred's
Fun Fact Fred Fun Learn.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
So, guys, I don't know that we've done something similar.
I don't think we've done this one. But did you
know that you cannot breathe and swallow at the same
time as everyone tries to do it? Well, that sounds painful.
(21:11):
Hold on, that's very wide. No, you can't do it.
It cannot be done.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
No, it can't be done.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
You cannot. That's it.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Enough for you. That's not enough of a fun Fact.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
You wake up every day for the fun fact that
this is why I come to work.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Can you do it? Can you breathe it as well?
At the same time. Well, then there you go. You've
been informed more pread show next on. You know, I
think sales is a hard job, like any kind of sales.
I think it's difficult, cold calling difficult, cold emailing, emailing
(21:51):
people difficult. But at least once a day, at least,
at least I get an email from someone trying to
sell me something that has nothing to do with anything
that not only I do, but that we do. I mean,
it's it's a completely misplaced email, like honestly, it's it
was from cent. If you're going to cold email or
(22:12):
cold call, like at least, I feel like you should
be calling a person who does the thing that or
can buy the you know what I mean, Like I
don't even know what this product is, but it was, Hey, Fred,
can do you have time for a quick call today
to talk about like janitorial supplies or something? And I
have nothing to do with And it was dead serious
because I get probably one a week from this person
who's obviously I don't know if it's AI or like
automated or what, but clearly I mean, like I have
(22:34):
nothing to offer you, but I'm about to reply, Sure
I got time for quick call? Yeah, I got time
for quick Call. You ever heard of Lee Brice? You
ever heard of Parker McCollum. I got Tiver Country, I
got Timper Country Show, I got Temper Call, Like I
just want to I'm just like, you know what, Sure,
I'll take the call.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
Right, Like the Crochet expert? Do you want to have
them on your show? Have you ever heard the show?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Like the foremost Orgami expert, Like yeah, sure, want's to
have them on. I mean I probably would book that
person actually, But a lot of times it's just like
it's stuff that I'm like, come on, if you're gonna
send me an unsolicited email trying to sell me something
or get my time, at least do the research to
know that, Like I have anything to do with what
you're asking me for. Correct Now, I can see why
(23:17):
you might think I have something to do with the
Janetorro supplies here. Like that one makes sense to me
because I do clean the bathrooms and host the morning show,
so that actually is appropriate. But other ones, I'm like,
h It'll be like whoever does your app? And I'm like, well,
we're a digital company, so like we're covered. I hope, yeah, right,
Like whoever's doing your app A black guy. Yeah, like
(23:38):
I could do it. I could do your app.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
And it's just like, well, wait a minute, know who
might need them? I'll tell you to contact It's just
not me.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
I'm just trying to remember the last one I got
where I'm just like, this doesn't I can't what like
you obviously do not know who you are writing. But yeah,
sure I got time for call. Go ahead pitch me
on something. But sadly, I guess the lesson for that
person will be I can't help you.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
You know what I mean? You don't want to buy
my knives?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Just say that, oh your cutco knives? Yes, I do
want to invest in myself.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
I do.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
I'm going to invest in myself, Kiki, you should have
invested in yourself back and that they imagine how much
you could have made on those knives exactly.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
But see you didn't take my call.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
You can cut a penny, a penny, a half, cut
a penny and cut paper. Yes, And for those people
who've never been to a cut coat day, like, they
come and they say, come to our thing, and then
they try and sell you knives and tell you that
you can sell them right exactly yourself like door to
door or whatever.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Yes, and so you went to one, but you didn't
invest in yourself.
Speaker 8 (24:36):
Yeah, nobody would help fund my kit. You need the
starter kit, of course, and nobody wanted to invest in
my career like.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Multi level marketing. But anyway, what do I know?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Waiting by the Phone is new and next to Entertainment
Report after that, what are you working on? K.
Speaker 6 (24:49):
Well, it's rumored that one of the biggest pop stars
in the world is a cannibal and we need to
unpack this rumor.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Yeah, that's a tease. That's good.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Things are getting wild, right, we'll get to it in.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
The next fifteen minute. It's Waiting's next French show.