Radio Blogs: Mrs. Brown Standing On Business

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dogs like running in our diaries, except we say to
allow Jason Brown.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Go yes, thank you, dear blogs. So my parents, let's see,
I'm thirty five. So they've been married like thirty six years.
And something happened recently in interaction with them that I got
to witness that I thought was just hilarious. So my
dad's retired, my mom still goes to work every day.
And there's a new neighbor in town. She is a
single woman and her let's call her Donna, okay, and she.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
You know, when you do that, you're supposed to make
up the name is not really Donna.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Let's call her Donna. Yeah, her name is Donna.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
For her as Donna may or may not be Donna.
So she is single and walks her dog like every
day up and down the street. And my dad like
sits outside or he's outside you know working, you know,
in the yard or whatever, and she'll stop and they'll talk.
My dad is like the mayor of the neighborhood, right,
Like he has nothing to do, so he just like

(00:55):
sits home all day, plays with the dogs, and like
talks to neighbors. So my mom found out that this
was happening and She's like, oh, well, she's.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
What why is she walking down here? Like you can't
talk to her? Like whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I was like, Mom, you are about to be sixty,
my dad is sixty seven years old, and you're worried
about Donna in the pink yoga pants walking down here
with her dog talking to James Brown, Like what what
is going on? I just thought it was so funny
that they've been married so long. And this is the
first time that I ever sort of saw my mom's
like claws come out, like she's gonna attack this woman

(01:28):
if she tries to make a move on her. Man.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
I'm like staring on business. I can get some pink
yoga pants, Linda.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Writes, No, I have a birthday present for her. Yeah,
so oh no, there's like jamah yeah. And I just
never seen that side of my mom.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
And I'm like, momus, I think your dad like plays
into it.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Now he kind of likes it. Well now it's like
a it's like a joke.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
And I'm like when we're like talking about like, oh, Dad,
like what did Donna say about that?

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Or like did you ask? Yeah, so we have a
little left left.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
I'm with missus Brown stand on business about your man.
You gotta watch miss Donna, miss Parker soever coming out
watering the grass and walking up and down the street.
It's a lot of ways for you to walk up
and down the street, and I need to walk past
my man and my house. So I am with missus
Brown how to sit on business. And then whenever miss
Parker get to walk in, or what's her name, Donna

(02:20):
Donna get to walk in, she get out there and
walk your brother, Duke.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
You're so confusing to me because you're you know, no
one can talk to your man, but then you don't
claim your man.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
I don't claim him, just not on my Texas.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
It's a strange dichotomy.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
It's like, stay away from him, but I'm single, so
you have to stay away from me, but stay away
from him. Waiting by the phone is new n next
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