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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Talking put Yeah, they talk better than the excite. These
are the radio blogs on the Fred Show. Oh no,
we're going to learn about it in about fifteen minutes
on the Fred Show. Like running in our diaries, except
we say I'm aloud. We call them blogs. I'm taking
this one, guys, because it's time. It's time for me
to reveal to you all what I have planned for you.
Jason's been working with me on it. This is very exciting, guys.
(00:22):
This weekend, we're taking a Fred Show family retreat. Everyone's
going like everyone's going right. No one got out of it. Somehow,
no one managed to well, I.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Was gonna wait till Thursday, smart smart friends while friends
passed out running.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
No, I can't make it this weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
You want to You want to know why everybody's going?
You want everyone's going. I'll tell you right now. Everyone
on the show is going because there's cash compensation. That's why.
That's why everybody's going. If I were just to say
I'm I'm taking you guys on a journey, maybe Caitlin
and Jason would go. Maybe, maybe Kiki would probably Ruby
would be busy, Paulina would probably try and come through
(01:04):
driver exactly But then when I said, you know what,
We're going on a family retreat and I'm going to
pay every one of you guys to go, Well, then
it's just like back in my fraternity days. You know,
just pay for my friends. That's all I'm doing. Well, so, guys,
we are we are going on semi private jet on
semi private joke. We go on semi private joke. We're
(01:26):
going on a semi private jet airline called Contour. Okay,
from O'Hare. We are getting on and we are going. Guys,
are you ready to Southern Illinois?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I wanted to go.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
You know, I should have said, should have said to
make its fancier. We're going to the Lake of Egypt. Oh,
the Lake of Egypt is what it's called. I'm gonna
start saying it like that because that's way fancier. Guys.
We're going to the Lake of Egypt, Egypt, which happens
to be located in southern Illinois, and we're flying there
on cond to our airlines, and and I paid for
everyone's ticket. We're all going, and then we're staying in
(02:05):
a beautiful hotel casino and we're gonna see all the
things that are to be had in southern Illinois. We're
gonna see it. It's gonna be incredible. Okay, you're gonna
meet my friends Dog and Dennis. We'll probably hang out
with the mayor. If you want to drive a cop
car some we're working on that. Yeah. Just get the
run of the place, you know what I mean. Marion
Carbondale is where we're going, guys, vacation destination of the century.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Now, what's the weather like down there?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Oh, it's incredible. It's very tropical. Lots of beaches. It's
very tropical. If you close your eyes, it's just like
the Bahamas. It really is. No, I think it's about
like what it is here. But this is exciting in
the eighties this weekend, Okay, I mean, I'm happy to
They have lakes and they have you know, like wine
tours and beer tours, and there's lots of things. Have
(02:53):
a casino. Ruffia will be there. Of course, they have golf.
They got you there too. You can do like, you know,
water type sports activities. They got all kinds of stuff
to do done there. But the most important thing is
for those of us, those of our friends listening in Illinois.
If you have any reason to be going to Carbondale
or if you have, you know, kids, or any reason
to be at SIU. For example, they got a flight direct.
(03:15):
Boom oh hair boom. It's like twenty seven minutes and
you're in heaven. That's what it is. So, guys, twenty
seven minutes and we're gonna be in heaven this weekend.
I'm taking you. Are you so excited?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, Joe say, I've never did anyth nice for you. Guys.
Do we have our own rooms? You don't?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
No, wait a minute, a room.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Well there's only three rooms. So I took one, kik.
He took the other one in the new if you
guys can work out the other one.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Hate. Actually, I'm busy.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Jason's already shared a room with a bunch of women
once and once.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Aaloon and me, yeah, yeah, I've been here.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Done that. I'm saying, by the way that and I've
had a lot of women agree with this. But it
was like you and four women, right, wasn't it.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Was it four four?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
It was fo yeah yeah yeah, and you were seeing
it was disgusting. It was pantsless women and like poop
talk the whole time, and one.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Was pooping and like talking about when they're pooping. And
then Paulina changes her pants more than anyone I've ever seen,
so every time the right Paulinea is doesn't have pants on,
and I spent I think more awake time in like
the lobby of the hotels.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Because it was too much. It was too much time,
Like I just.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
You know, my final flight came in, I very much
was like I gotta go. We were like down bad
that we had all share a room like five people.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
We are we were grown ups. Now, yeah, we were
grown ups. We got to know, everyone gets their own room.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
We were thinking it was wild. We were not down
that bad. We were broke.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Bro everyone gets their own yes, but yes, I've chartered
the Contour Airlines. Yet We're going down there. We're gonna
have a great time. We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna gamble,
we're gonna eat, we're gonna drink, we're gonna we're just
gonna We're gonna just be together. And that's that's my
favorite part, is the together time, because you know me,
I can't get enough socialization, especially with the only people
I already socialize with, the only people I talk to
(05:16):
every week. Are you guys, So let's just keep talking.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I mean, you'll be in bed by five pm. It's fine.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I mean I would say seven is very reasonable. Yeah,
seven is. I mean, I'll stay out late for you.
I'll sail it. You know what, I'll stay late. I'll
push it to eight. That's fun. Well, depends on a
heater in the casino. Yeah, yeah, it just depends. I'm
so excited. But which one of us is most likely
to get arrested? Ruvio? Probably me? I mean, which one
(05:44):
of you? If we're all good getting after it down
in southern Illinois, like we don't know anybody down there,
we're having a nice time, which one of us is
most likely to get in trouble?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Maybe me? I might a wild you haven't seen so
other Illinois? Jason?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
And then which which person on the show? Who's gonna
be your first phone call on the show when you
do get in trouble? Which are the people on the show?
Because I think i'd call Jason first and foremost like
to get me out of trouble. But then assume I.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Have no bond money, so I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
But if you're in jail, who do you call?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Oh if I'm not me, but Paulina would show.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
It would be Pauline or Kayla anything, Realeah.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Do you think the rest of us would just leave
you in there? No? I mean I'd be like, yeah, no,
it's after eight. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I but I wouldn't want to embarrass myself in front
of you by saying I was in jail.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
I don't know. Thank, you'll be busy, She'll probably talk, yeah,
the whole thing. I don't want that footage out there.
I'm going to get Jason from jail right next to me.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Oh yeah, who would you call if you get in trouble?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Oh? Probably Kaitlin, I got you.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
I feel like she would hold my secret for me,
and then she would get me out and it would
just be between us, no questions asked.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yep, Okay, don't even need to know what you did me.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Actually, I think I might call Rufio just because I
feel like I need advice of how we're getting back.
And then number two, I think he'd answer his phone.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Okay, Wow, I guess I'm surprised more people wouldn't call me.
I'd call you just because I got the credit cards right,
exactly exactly. That's the only reason I yes. Fred's probably
got them. He's got one of those like aluminum cards.
He can take care of this wait
Talking put Yeah, they talk better than the excite. These
are the radio blogs on the Fred Show. Oh no,
we're going to learn about it in about fifteen minutes
on the Fred Show. Like running in our diaries, except
we say I'm aloud. We call them blogs. I'm taking
this one, guys, because it's time. It's time for me
to reveal to you all what I have planned for you.
Jason's been working with me on it. This is very exciting, guys.
(00:22):
This weekend, we're taking a Fred Show family retreat. Everyone's
going like everyone's going right. No one got out of it. Somehow,
no one managed to well, I.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Was gonna wait till Thursday, smart smart friends while friends
passed out running.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
No, I can't make it this weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
You want to You want to know why everybody's going?
You want everyone's going. I'll tell you right now. Everyone
on the show is going because there's cash compensation. That's why.
That's why everybody's going. If I were just to say
I'm I'm taking you guys on a journey, maybe Caitlin
and Jason would go. Maybe, maybe Kiki would probably Ruby
would be busy, Paulina would probably try and come through
(01:04):
driver exactly But then when I said, you know what,
We're going on a family retreat and I'm going to
pay every one of you guys to go, Well, then
it's just like back in my fraternity days. You know,
just pay for my friends. That's all I'm doing. Well, so, guys,
we are we are going on semi private jet on
semi private joke. We go on semi private joke. We're
(01:26):
going on a semi private jet airline called Contour. Okay,
from O'Hare. We are getting on and we are going. Guys,
are you ready to Southern Illinois?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I wanted to go.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
You know, I should have said, should have said to
make its fancier. We're going to the Lake of Egypt. Oh,
the Lake of Egypt is what it's called. I'm gonna
start saying it like that because that's way fancier. Guys.
We're going to the Lake of Egypt, Egypt, which happens
to be located in southern Illinois, and we're flying there
on cond to our airlines, and and I paid for
everyone's ticket. We're all going, and then we're staying in
(02:05):
a beautiful hotel casino and we're gonna see all the
things that are to be had in southern Illinois. We're
gonna see it. It's gonna be incredible. Okay, you're gonna
meet my friends Dog and Dennis. We'll probably hang out
with the mayor. If you want to drive a cop
car some we're working on that. Yeah. Just get the
run of the place, you know what I mean. Marion
Carbondale is where we're going, guys, vacation destination of the century.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Now, what's the weather like down there?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Oh, it's incredible. It's very tropical. Lots of beaches. It's
very tropical. If you close your eyes, it's just like
the Bahamas. It really is. No, I think it's about
like what it is here. But this is exciting in
the eighties this weekend, Okay, I mean, I'm happy to
They have lakes and they have you know, like wine
tours and beer tours, and there's lots of things. Have
(02:53):
a casino. Ruffia will be there. Of course, they have golf.
They got you there too. You can do like, you know,
water type sports activities. They got all kinds of stuff
to do done there. But the most important thing is
for those of us, those of our friends listening in Illinois.
If you have any reason to be going to Carbondale
or if you have, you know, kids, or any reason
to be at SIU. For example, they got a flight direct.
(03:15):
Boom oh hair boom. It's like twenty seven minutes and
you're in heaven. That's what it is. So, guys, twenty
seven minutes and we're gonna be in heaven this weekend.
I'm taking you. Are you so excited?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, Joe say, I've never did anyth nice for you. Guys.
Do we have our own rooms? You don't?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
No, wait a minute, a room.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Well there's only three rooms. So I took one, kik.
He took the other one in the new if you
guys can work out the other one.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Hate. Actually, I'm busy.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Jason's already shared a room with a bunch of women
once and once.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Aaloon and me, yeah, yeah, I've been here.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Done that. I'm saying, by the way that and I've
had a lot of women agree with this. But it
was like you and four women, right, wasn't it.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Was it four four?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
It was fo yeah yeah yeah, and you were seeing
it was disgusting. It was pantsless women and like poop
talk the whole time, and one.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Was pooping and like talking about when they're pooping. And
then Paulina changes her pants more than anyone I've ever seen,
so every time the right Paulinea is doesn't have pants on,
and I spent I think more awake time in like
the lobby of the hotels.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Because it was too much. It was too much time,
Like I just.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
You know, my final flight came in, I very much
was like I gotta go. We were like down bad
that we had all share a room like five people.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
We are we were grown ups. Now, yeah, we were
grown ups. We got to know, everyone gets their own room.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
We were thinking it was wild. We were not down
that bad. We were broke.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Bro everyone gets their own yes, but yes, I've chartered
the Contour Airlines. Yet We're going down there. We're gonna
have a great time. We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna gamble,
we're gonna eat, we're gonna drink, we're gonna we're just
gonna We're gonna just be together. And that's that's my
favorite part, is the together time, because you know me,
I can't get enough socialization, especially with the only people
I already socialize with, the only people I talk to
(05:16):
every week. Are you guys, So let's just keep talking.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I mean, you'll be in bed by five pm. It's fine.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I mean I would say seven is very reasonable. Yeah,
seven is. I mean, I'll stay out late for you.
I'll sail it. You know what, I'll stay late. I'll
push it to eight. That's fun. Well, depends on a
heater in the casino. Yeah, yeah, it just depends. I'm
so excited. But which one of us is most likely
to get arrested? Ruvio? Probably me? I mean, which one
(05:44):
of you? If we're all good getting after it down
in southern Illinois, like we don't know anybody down there,
we're having a nice time, which one of us is
most likely to get in trouble?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Maybe me? I might a wild you haven't seen so
other Illinois? Jason?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
And then which which person on the show? Who's gonna
be your first phone call on the show when you
do get in trouble? Which are the people on the show?
Because I think i'd call Jason first and foremost like
to get me out of trouble. But then assume I.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Have no bond money, so I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
But if you're in jail, who do you call?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Oh if I'm not me, but Paulina would show.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
It would be Pauline or Kayla anything, Realeah.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Do you think the rest of us would just leave
you in there? No? I mean I'd be like, yeah, no,
it's after eight. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I but I wouldn't want to embarrass myself in front
of you by saying I was in jail.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
I don't know. Thank, you'll be busy, She'll probably talk, yeah,
the whole thing. I don't want that footage out there.
I'm going to get Jason from jail right next to me.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Oh yeah, who would you call if you get in trouble?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Oh? Probably Kaitlin, I got you.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
I feel like she would hold my secret for me,
and then she would get me out and it would
just be between us, no questions asked.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yep, Okay, don't even need to know what you did me.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Actually, I think I might call Rufio just because I
feel like I need advice of how we're getting back.
And then number two, I think he'd answer his phone.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Okay, Wow, I guess I'm surprised more people wouldn't call me.
I'd call you just because I got the credit cards right,
exactly exactly. That's the only reason I yes. Fred's probably
got them. He's got one of those like aluminum cards.
He can take care of this wait
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