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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Tell them buck.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yeah, they talk better than they say.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
Tell me.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
These are the radio blogs on the Fred Show. We're
writing in our diaries, except we say them aloud. We
call them blogs. Caylin's got one.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
You're ready, Yes, all right, go its de your blog.
So I'm a chump. I'm a chump. I'm a chump,
and the blog bas off.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Okay, thanks, And.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, we're going to call this blog because you know,
I like to give it a title.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Bella's Beautiful Life. That's your sister. Yes, much younger.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yes, so we are thirteen years apart. She is nineteen.
She will be twenty in August, and I, you know,
obviously had a hand in raising her. I'm very protective
of her, but I also want to give her anything
she wants. I don't know, it's like it's a very
weird feeling. I just want to spoil her and I
I just love her so much. So we of course
have La La Paloza coming up, and we some of
(00:56):
us are working it and have to go a.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Lot of the days.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
And I live very close to Lallapalooza, which is one
of the best times to live in the city. I'm like,
you know, I can walk there whatever. Right, So my sister,
you know, text me a couple months ago, you know, hey,
what about Lallapalooza because.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Sometimes what about it ticket? Sometimes? Well yeah right, I'm like,
what about a girlfriend? I know where we're going with
this one.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I'm like, you gotta text uncle Jason because he has
his coin purse full of tickets. And so she's already
blessed because she asked for some of her friends and her.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
To get in.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah. Oh wow, so that, I mean that alone is
pricey and amazing.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
And I told her, you better.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Get Jason something nice because that is ridiculous. Okay, So
she's getting these tickets. They're going for free. There's so
many of them that there's really not room for me
in my apartment. And of course I would never ask
them to pay for somewhere to stay because they're just children,
and I'm like, I just want to take care of them.
So I will be moving out of my apartment stop
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it or the entirety of Lallapalooza weekend when I live
right by Lollapalooza and have to work, so that these
girls can get ready there, stay there, just have their
own space. I will be staying a half hour from Lallapalooza,
when again, I need to be there every day, and
oh yes, it's my birthday weekend, and oh yes, I
have my own friend visiting for my birthday weekend. If
(02:22):
I don't get my angel wings soon, I'm.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Gonna lose it. Why don't you love to share a
hotel room with Jason? Come on down? He loves to
share hotel women. He loves women who don't wear pants.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Not because my best friend is coming, because again, it's
my birthday weekend.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
So I am. I just am like do you? And
she keeps texting me asking all this.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I'm like, do you understand, like what I am literally
doing for youself?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
You're okay with trust, I mean your sister you trust,
but like you know all of her friends that are going.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
To be in your place?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah, so they're lifers, So I know all of them.
I'm kind of like their big sister too. I've inherited them.
But I'm like, where are we putting all these girls?
I mean we're cramming them. And I have a one
bedroom apartment and I'm like, there are gonna.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Be some rules, ladies, because you know.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I have neighbors you know we're not doing after parties.
You know, I don't know, we're not doing anything you
see on Euphoria.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I don't know what's going on. I already got the
invites to the after party.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, no, I did. It's gonna be Lita, dude, did
you know Caigo's playing? Iuse it's so crazy. I can't
believe I got in. But it's gonna be amazing.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Listen, It's well, it'll take me a while to get there.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
She ever invites me because I'll be half an hour
out of the city, because my sister.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Never got these, because my yours is twelve years younger,
right thirteen, Mine is eight seven and eight years younger,
and she never really got this these sort of ideas,
like yeah, her friend, she and her friend would sometimes
come and visit me where I was living, and we'd
go do fun stuff. But like it was never like, hey,
I'm going to move into your house with my four friends.
You're gonna move out? Yeah, probably, I'm gonna need four
day passes at this festival. VIP if you can do it.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
It's like what they have a writer. It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
No, I mean I didn't ask for me to leave,
but I'm like, I'm not. I'm not asking my adult
friend to stay with four girls and possibly her boyfriend, who,
by the.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Way, is six seven. Like, where's he is?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
She gonna come play house in your house? I guess
is she gonna do it in your bed? Yes, she is.
She totally is.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
All our friends are there and non diad never stop anybody,
Oh gosh, this is my sister. We're not that. Or
get rid of all the peanut butter in your house. Yeah,
oh that's a great way.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
That's something to do with what I just said. That's
a callback from six months ago.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
So send them to the hospital because they kissed after
she had peen.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Here. I go like, they're gonna get it out in
your house, and Rufio goes had the peanut butter.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Weird, that's really weird. No, I'm not worried about that.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I'm more concerned that they're going to make a mess
or get me a noise complaint.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
And Monday is my birthday.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
So like, after the long weekend of them tearing up
my apartment, I will then sit in my torn up
apartment and think about what I've done.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
I might have said like, hey, look I help you
out uncle Jason here will help you out with some tickets.
But like, y'all need to save up and pull up,
you know, pull in for a hotel because I don't.
I don't want to be responsible for that. This is
my house, this is where I live.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Fred, I'm a chump. I want to give her the
best life. I want to give her better than I have.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
And you're away You're a way better person than I am,
because I would. You're not. You're not crashing my house.
You're not tearing my house up, nor I live in
my house.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, I'm a chump and I once had a key.
So like, if I need to get in, we got
to meet. It's it's it's a thing.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
So wow, Okay, So I know you have a place
to go because you're dating somebody. What would you have
done if you weren't dating this guy? Would you have
like would you yourself have gone to a hotel and
let them stay in your house?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Literally?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Like probably, Like I don't know, I would ask to
use your spare room or something.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I'm not equipped for that. You live right there, Fred,
He's like, don't you tell your sister that I live.
I just Utah now,