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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is what's trending, all right.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
President Joe Biden, he finally addressed the nation publicly for
the first time last night, said dropping out of the
presidential race four days earlier. While giving the fourth Oval
Office address of his presidency. He said that he dropped
out for the sake of a unity. That's why he
did it.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
So there.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
CrowdStrike, this is the company, the cybersecurity firm that crashed
millions of computers with the botched update all over the
world last week. They are offering an apology to their customers.
Now you got a thing about this, Like Delta is
a customer, you know America, a lot of major airlines.
Well Southwest isn't because they're on a Commodore sixty four.
They're using an original Nintendo to run the whole airline.
(00:43):
But Crowdstrikes sorry for the billions of dollars that they
cost people last week with their blue screen of death
because of their update.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
And so what do they do to make it right?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
They sent some of their customers their partners ten dollars
Uber Eats gift cards as and I'm sorry, oh not
the people affected, even like they said, Delta ten dollars
Uber eaeds gift.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Hey, sorry guys, sorry about that. The gift cards were
send it to well.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
They were sent to the contractors who were helping to
manage the fallout of a disastrous software update that caused
a global tech meltdown last week. Millions of computers with
the Microsoft Windows operating system were hit with the blue
screen of death on Friday because of a crowd strike
glitch that left them unable to boot up. CrowdStrike has
been scrambling to salvage the crisis, which is expected to
cost fortune five hundred companies billions of dollars. How much
(01:27):
is CrowdStrike? Crowd strike? I'm just curious. Seventy six billion dollars.
Seventy six billion dollars and they out here eat it right.
I can't we get an appetizer right, Like I can't
even get a start to talk?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Why can't get an appetizer?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
In the delivery fee?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
In the service charge?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I didn't get anything. I got a napkin, ten dollars water.
Seventy six billion dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
That you, guys are a sign of the times. Like
that's the kind of things they've be giving us around here.
Like everybody's saying the.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Breaches that we like, here, here's five dollars off your
next bill.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I'm like, my information is out there, bro right.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, but someone else already spent that with the information
that you lead right right, So that was their fix, guys,
ten dollars Uber eats gift cards.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Jeez.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Uber's probably happy about that, because if you get me
a ten dollars Uber Eats gift card, I have to
spend more, right.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
To get great.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
It's not even an it's tax, you.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Know what I mean. So so basically Uber eats makes
me get crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, the crowdstrikes like, look, we'll make sure your stuff
never crashes, but we need some gift cards, okay to
send it to people.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I mean, I don't know how much you could have.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
If I'm a contractor fixing your billion dollar problem, I
better be eating for free the entire time. I better
eating caviare and whatever else I want. Well, I fix
your billion dollar issue. Minnesota has passed a new road
law that they're calling the Jetson Law that sets the
stage for a new era of flying cars. The law
goes into effect. They're actually calling it that the Jetson's
(02:57):
Law on August first, legislation officially declares a roadable aircraft
as a vehicle that can fly, both fly and drive
using public highways. The definition includes airplane to car hybrid
design for road use that are capable of taking off
and landing at an airfield on the road. These innovative
vehicles will be treated like cars when in the air.
(03:17):
You have to follow the FAA rules and you you
wouldn't be able to use the road itself as the
means for taking off, So I wouldn't be able to
just land and take off on the highway. Yeah, right,
Kennedy's messed up. I'm gonna take off right here and
then on the shoulder, I guess. And then I'm just
gonna land it over here and park my car next
to the plane and then just get on.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
You're not gonna be able to do that.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
But they are only the second state to pass laws
regulating flying vehicles. So I guess there's enough of these
things out there they got to have laws for Are
we that close to I guess?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I guess. There you go.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
And here's another sign of the times, guys. Nearly half
of gen Z thinks that being ten minutes late to
work is the same as being on time. They really
ask people about this, and they really think that's true.
Almost half of gen Z thinks it being ten minutes
late to work is as good as being on time,
but eighty percent of boomers disagree. According to a survey
(04:13):
that was conducted by Meeting Canary, almost half of people
aged sixteen to twenty six, I think that's showing up
to work between five and ten minutes late is the
same as being on time.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
And I would have to disagree with that.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I mean, if you're being paid, you got to show
up at the time you start getting paid, right, right,
you know, I mean it's not like good This isn't
like a casual hang.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
It's not optional, right ye right?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
And plus if everyone else has to show up on
time and they're waiting on you, but you're getting paid,
that doesn't work. You can't do that. It's not good,
Which is why I think we just if that's the case.
I'm not picking on gen Z, but if that's true,
then we just start telling gen Z that work starts
at three fifty so that you'll be here at four,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
So so there you go.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
We'll just adjust it just so happens around here. We
start at three fifty am. You see it four it's
National Wine and Cheese Day and National Hire a Veteran
Day and National Fred gets resuscitated by running a five
k later on today day as well. It's national You
can just remember this day is July twenty fifth, as
(05:18):
you know, just as you remember me each year from
this point fordunce. I won't be I'll be unlive tonight
running a five k, which, by the way, someone got
out of I called it.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Someone else sometime on the show said said, oh, I
I'll run it with you. I'll run it with you
because because my trainer said, oh you you host that
five k for the children's hospital. Oh that's amazing. So
do you run it every year? I've never run it.
I've hosted it for like ten years. I've never run it.
He was like, well, you can host it and run
it this year, and that was three months ago and
(05:52):
it's tonight.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
And I'm not happy about him because i I'm oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'll be ready for that. I'm not ready for them.
And I realize people who run like you're an idiot.
I run a five k every day. I'm like, well,
that's good for you. I'm not that person, and then
Rufi goes, oh, I'll run that, and then over time
it evolved into i'll walk that.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
I didn't know there was a there's a one mile
walk that I didn't know I could assign.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Up born and said that's for kids.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Right, No, I thought you one for kids and one.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
This morning, Fred, I'm not coming at all.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Listen, Fred, what am I listening to? All Right?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yes, I.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Did agree to run that with you, but this situation
has changed. We got this trip this weekend. I'm already
leaving my wife with a newborn and a.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Four year old three day trip. You didn't have to
I have to go on the trip. I think I
did have to go on the trip. No, you didn't
have to. I would have understood if you had to
stay home with your baby. I agree with that.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Here's what I want to know, who's stepping up, who's
running with me today?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I totally wanted you actually would have with the stroller,
the jogging stroller. I have a question is do you
think that's easier or harder to run with the stroller.
I would almost argue it's easier because I can like
lean up against something.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Right, It's what I'm saying, push it forward.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
But I've never done it because but you are pushing weight.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah, so do you.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Want to borrow my baby?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
No, I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I don't want to be responsible for anyone, but try
to keep myself alive for this, which in itself is
wanted to be a challenge. But I I just wonder,
because I pushing, pushing something, it means more effort, but
then I'm leaning into it.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
So I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
But if I were to lean on something and run
on a treadmill, it's still hard.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Like, even if I'm holding onto the you know, handles
or whatever and I'm still running, I'm still going to
get tired because my legs are still moving, even if
I feel like my arms are supported. So no, I no, no,
I don't think it's easier. I've just decided no, it's
not easier.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Yeah, I totally would, but unfortunately I cannot make it.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, so she can't go. He can't.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
So basically, Kicky, you want to tell me, don't want
to tell me you're not gonna run the five K two.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
I don't want to say anything, but I did sign
up for your team.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I gave my thirty dollars.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I'm going to donate to hold on.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Jason.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I will be there, thank you, but I'm not running.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I'm not running, but I will be in attendant.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
So you're not gonna do I thought you guys were
gonna hold me like on one of those those things
they use it like Indian weddings where they bring the
people in on the bed.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
We'll do that for your intro.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
But no, no, I thought I was laying on the run.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
The ambulance is for after the run, but I just
thought I thought I would be laying married and grapes.
You guys would be carrying me and then you guys,
you guys would need them the gurney after that.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Jason just going for Judy. That's what he's going for.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Fred Shaw.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
You're nowhere near giddy because he's gonna want to do
something to this body.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
That's actually why I can't make it, because I don't
know that time to be playing.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
I can't wait. I can't wait for you guys to
me Gideon and he'll be like, get down.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Drop down, give me this little packet and then running
away is.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
The pressure will run away?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Give me ten bird dogs in three hot dogs bird
bird Dog. It's an exercise. No, he likes it.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
He counts me down now because I'm a grown ass man.
But I'll stand there and I'll be I don't want to,
and he'll be ten nine. I'm sure it's gonna be there.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I'm scared. I'm scared all around. But yes, it's It's
National Defibrillator Day for Fred. The Entertainment Reports
This is what's trending, all right.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
President Joe Biden, he finally addressed the nation publicly for
the first time last night, said dropping out of the
presidential race four days earlier. While giving the fourth Oval
Office address of his presidency. He said that he dropped
out for the sake of a unity. That's why he
did it.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
So there.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
CrowdStrike, this is the company, the cybersecurity firm that crashed
millions of computers with the botched update all over the
world last week. They are offering an apology to their customers.
Now you got a thing about this, Like Delta is
a customer, you know America, a lot of major airlines.
Well Southwest isn't because they're on a Commodore sixty four.
They're using an original Nintendo to run the whole airline.
(00:43):
But Crowdstrikes sorry for the billions of dollars that they
cost people last week with their blue screen of death
because of their update.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
And so what do they do to make it right?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
They sent some of their customers their partners ten dollars
Uber Eats gift cards as and I'm sorry, oh not
the people affected, even like they said, Delta ten dollars
Uber eaeds gift.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Hey, sorry guys, sorry about that. The gift cards were
send it to well.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
They were sent to the contractors who were helping to
manage the fallout of a disastrous software update that caused
a global tech meltdown last week. Millions of computers with
the Microsoft Windows operating system were hit with the blue
screen of death on Friday because of a crowd strike
glitch that left them unable to boot up. CrowdStrike has
been scrambling to salvage the crisis, which is expected to
cost fortune five hundred companies billions of dollars. How much
(01:27):
is CrowdStrike? Crowd strike? I'm just curious. Seventy six billion dollars.
Seventy six billion dollars and they out here eat it right.
I can't we get an appetizer right, Like I can't
even get a start to talk?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Why can't get an appetizer?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
In the delivery fee?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
In the service charge?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I didn't get anything. I got a napkin, ten dollars water.
Seventy six billion dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
That you, guys are a sign of the times. Like
that's the kind of things they've be giving us around here.
Like everybody's saying the.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Breaches that we like, here, here's five dollars off your
next bill.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I'm like, my information is out there, bro right.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, but someone else already spent that with the information
that you lead right right, So that was their fix, guys,
ten dollars Uber eats gift cards.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Jeez.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Uber's probably happy about that, because if you get me
a ten dollars Uber Eats gift card, I have to
spend more, right.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
To get great.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
It's not even an it's tax, you.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Know what I mean. So so basically Uber eats makes
me get crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, the crowdstrikes like, look, we'll make sure your stuff
never crashes, but we need some gift cards, okay to
send it to people.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I mean, I don't know how much you could have.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
If I'm a contractor fixing your billion dollar problem, I
better be eating for free the entire time. I better
eating caviare and whatever else I want. Well, I fix
your billion dollar issue. Minnesota has passed a new road
law that they're calling the Jetson Law that sets the
stage for a new era of flying cars. The law
goes into effect. They're actually calling it that the Jetson's
(02:57):
Law on August first, legislation officially declares a roadable aircraft
as a vehicle that can fly, both fly and drive
using public highways. The definition includes airplane to car hybrid
design for road use that are capable of taking off
and landing at an airfield on the road. These innovative
vehicles will be treated like cars when in the air.
(03:17):
You have to follow the FAA rules and you you
wouldn't be able to use the road itself as the
means for taking off, So I wouldn't be able to
just land and take off on the highway. Yeah, right,
Kennedy's messed up. I'm gonna take off right here and
then on the shoulder, I guess. And then I'm just
gonna land it over here and park my car next
to the plane and then just get on.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
You're not gonna be able to do that.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
But they are only the second state to pass laws
regulating flying vehicles. So I guess there's enough of these
things out there they got to have laws for Are
we that close to I guess?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I guess. There you go.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
And here's another sign of the times, guys. Nearly half
of gen Z thinks that being ten minutes late to
work is the same as being on time. They really
ask people about this, and they really think that's true.
Almost half of gen Z thinks it being ten minutes
late to work is as good as being on time,
but eighty percent of boomers disagree. According to a survey
(04:13):
that was conducted by Meeting Canary, almost half of people
aged sixteen to twenty six, I think that's showing up
to work between five and ten minutes late is the
same as being on time.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
And I would have to disagree with that.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I mean, if you're being paid, you got to show
up at the time you start getting paid, right, right,
you know, I mean it's not like good This isn't
like a casual hang.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
It's not optional, right ye right?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
And plus if everyone else has to show up on
time and they're waiting on you, but you're getting paid,
that doesn't work. You can't do that. It's not good,
Which is why I think we just if that's the case.
I'm not picking on gen Z, but if that's true,
then we just start telling gen Z that work starts
at three fifty so that you'll be here at four,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
So so there you go.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
We'll just adjust it just so happens around here. We
start at three fifty am. You see it four it's
National Wine and Cheese Day and National Hire a Veteran
Day and National Fred gets resuscitated by running a five
k later on today day as well. It's national You
can just remember this day is July twenty fifth, as
(05:18):
you know, just as you remember me each year from
this point fordunce. I won't be I'll be unlive tonight
running a five k, which, by the way, someone got
out of I called it.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Someone else sometime on the show said said, oh, I
I'll run it with you. I'll run it with you
because because my trainer said, oh you you host that
five k for the children's hospital. Oh that's amazing. So
do you run it every year? I've never run it.
I've hosted it for like ten years. I've never run it.
He was like, well, you can host it and run
it this year, and that was three months ago and
(05:52):
it's tonight.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
And I'm not happy about him because i I'm oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'll be ready for that. I'm not ready for them.
And I realize people who run like you're an idiot.
I run a five k every day. I'm like, well,
that's good for you. I'm not that person, and then
Rufi goes, oh, I'll run that, and then over time
it evolved into i'll walk that.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
I didn't know there was a there's a one mile
walk that I didn't know I could assign.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Up born and said that's for kids.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Right, No, I thought you one for kids and one.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
This morning, Fred, I'm not coming at all.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Listen, Fred, what am I listening to? All Right?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yes, I.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Did agree to run that with you, but this situation
has changed. We got this trip this weekend. I'm already
leaving my wife with a newborn and a.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Four year old three day trip. You didn't have to
I have to go on the trip. I think I
did have to go on the trip. No, you didn't
have to. I would have understood if you had to
stay home with your baby. I agree with that.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Here's what I want to know, who's stepping up, who's
running with me today?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I totally wanted you actually would have with the stroller,
the jogging stroller. I have a question is do you
think that's easier or harder to run with the stroller.
I would almost argue it's easier because I can like
lean up against something.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Right, It's what I'm saying, push it forward.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
But I've never done it because but you are pushing weight.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah, so do you.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Want to borrow my baby?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
No, I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I don't want to be responsible for anyone, but try
to keep myself alive for this, which in itself is
wanted to be a challenge. But I I just wonder,
because I pushing, pushing something, it means more effort, but
then I'm leaning into it.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
So I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
But if I were to lean on something and run
on a treadmill, it's still hard.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Like, even if I'm holding onto the you know, handles
or whatever and I'm still running, I'm still going to
get tired because my legs are still moving, even if
I feel like my arms are supported. So no, I no, no,
I don't think it's easier. I've just decided no, it's
not easier.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Yeah, I totally would, but unfortunately I cannot make it.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, so she can't go. He can't.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
So basically, Kicky, you want to tell me, don't want
to tell me you're not gonna run the five K two.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
I don't want to say anything, but I did sign
up for your team.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I gave my thirty dollars.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I'm going to donate to hold on.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Jason.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I will be there, thank you, but I'm not running.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I'm not running, but I will be in attendant.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
So you're not gonna do I thought you guys were
gonna hold me like on one of those those things
they use it like Indian weddings where they bring the
people in on the bed.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
We'll do that for your intro.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
But no, no, I thought I was laying on the run.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
The ambulance is for after the run, but I just
thought I thought I would be laying married and grapes.
You guys would be carrying me and then you guys,
you guys would need them the gurney after that.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Jason just going for Judy. That's what he's going for.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Fred Shaw.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
You're nowhere near giddy because he's gonna want to do
something to this body.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
That's actually why I can't make it, because I don't
know that time to be playing.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
I can't wait. I can't wait for you guys to
me Gideon and he'll be like, get down.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Drop down, give me this little packet and then running
away is.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
The pressure will run away?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Give me ten bird dogs in three hot dogs bird
bird Dog. It's an exercise. No, he likes it.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
He counts me down now because I'm a grown ass man.
But I'll stand there and I'll be I don't want to,
and he'll be ten nine. I'm sure it's gonna be there.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I'm scared. I'm scared all around. But yes, it's It's
National Defibrillator Day for Fred. The Entertainment Reports
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