Definitely Gonna Beat Paulina

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Fred Show. Do you have what it takes to battleship?
You're definitely gonna be Callina's battle not today. Time to
play the game, Pauline, you know those game? Sing your song? Now.
There's so much going on on the Fred Show. Caitlin's

(00:22):
oot up, Guna moving with her Man, and then we
got a commercial out there although it might not have
a budget. Can't blame us though, ja I just got
a checkt from Double Down. Though. I think he's a
vice president of something. Yeah, we've already We've already been
through this because everyone is a VP of something. And

(00:43):
now I'm not saying he didn't deserve to be because
of all the people. He probably does. But I don't
know these everyone's a VP of something. I don't understand
how this says. Is every business like this? You just
make yourself a VP. I don't think so everyone is
a VP. I think it's just here we got the
VP of Janitorial Services, which is great. I mean it's
a play that deserves that. But I'm just saying, like, yeah,

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we might have some licensing issues though on the music
that we're using in our commercial that was made on
Microsoft Paint. I didn't realize you. I don't know you
can make videos on Microsoft Paint, but this company figured
it out. I might need you to sing the hooks
and we might have to provide that to the video
editor because it's possible that we're not allowed to use

(01:24):
the actual songs in the commercial and nobody checked it out.
We're working. We're working with Legal right now, but Kiki
and jay I might need you guys. If you guys,
could you know after the show going to studio sing
the hooks? We got to send that to Legal, right.
Legal is a lung process sometimes, and we can't waste time. Yeah,
because Legal is saying, hey, are you sure we're able
to use these songs? And I'm like that, Actually you're legal,

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so you're supposed to know the answer to that. So
we need to come up with a backup. And who knows,
maybe we'll like the version that you guys make better
and we'll run that one. I haven't decided, but we're
gonna need I'm gonna need to decide by side. But yes,
we do have a TV commercial and yeah, so desperate
times call for desperate message. Hey Carrie, how you doing? Hey,

(02:10):
I'm good Carrie. Tell us about you welcome, thank you.
I am at work sort of well right, because you know,
what do you do? I'm a nurse. Oh I think
I hear a heart monitor in the background. Is that?
Is that an important sound that I'm hearing? No? No,
nothing life threatening? All right, So five questions against Paulina.

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She does have a losing record and definitely gonna be
Paulina seventy eight eighty is her record? You guys ready,
I guess so all right, me and me audios? All right,
and she goes to the sound boofoof Foulina is leaving
the studio. Enter within. She's entered within, Carrie, here we go.
Question number one? What is the protagonist in a story?

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The main character? Which animal is known as the sea cow?
Eric Cartman is one of the main characters in this
popular animated TV show. What do you call it? Baby Frog?
And name the popular game where players spin a wheel

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to find out which colored circle they need to place
their hand or foot on. That's a win. Here comes Cinco.
What sinko? Oh my god, this game makes that blood
pressure go up. I don't like that. I'm man the
heart monitor, okay, well you've got I need one. I

(03:42):
have one, actually, for the gorilla things so you can
share it with me. Are you ready? Did you eat
Fred's where you were out there? We smell me, my Fridos,
You had thirty seconds and you managed to eat FreeDOS
says it smells like dog's feet or dog's feet like that.
Like as soon as you walk in, I'm like you
either you either licked a dog's foot or ate freedom

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or dorito some form of corn chip I brought Benzel. Okay,
here you go. Question number one, what is the protagonist
in a story? The main character? Yeah? We were both
English majors, Right, English majors. You should definitely know that
or the same you know that right? We are exactly
are psychology minor. People get us confused all the time,

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which spread right? All the time. They're saying that which
animal is known as the sea cow? The sea cow?
Sea cow? Se cow? Have all the time you need?
Wait whatever you want to come up on? Sea cow? Yeah?

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Look is the top one I wanted to win? The cow? Yeah?
What what is it? What is it like a seal? Close?
But a manatee? That's even close? Am? Answer we were
looking for? Don't a me because technically it's ancestor was
a sea cow. But they're related in the family and

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she knew it, so do not all the marine biologists.
Eric Cartman is one of the main characters in this
popular animated TV show, Eric Cartman. Yeah, that's seventy show,
Eric Foreman Animated Animated, Eric Animated south Park. He's also

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a big fan of the account what do you call
a baby? Frog? Baby? Are you kidding? What are these?
How did not know this? Froggy? A tad pole? This
is really one of your worst performances. Honestly, you're about

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to get a one. Name the popular game where players
spin a wheel to find out which colored circle they
need to place their hand or foot on. All right,
that's a two. You got a two, she got a five.
She's a winner. Is Last Summer eighty one boy, Carrie
for Paulina and you are victorious and you shall win
some form of prize to show a love appreciation. I

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just want to know our love and appreciation is much
higher than whatever level of prize you receive, because I
don't think it's going to be that break. Just know
that you're way more loved than that. Well, thank you,
thank you, Carrie. You're the one that's the tell that
held on. You're the one, the one person of the
thirteen that continues to listen to us until school goes back.
Hang on one second. Okay, I've been wondering why the

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last few weeks has been a little echoey in the
you know, and I'm talking to echoe. I'm like, where
is everybody? They're gone? But the TV commercial is going
to bring them all back. That's going to be I'm
telling you, Kiki, you're up next Game Show Wednesday. Yes,
fast paced games here, you know, boom boom boom, boom boom.
So this very simple game. Three songs. We're going to

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tell you what each song is, and all you have
to do is the at home player is tell us
whether you think Kiki will get the lyrics right or
wrong when we stop the song. That's it. That's all
you gotta do. Eight five, five, five, nine, one one
oh three five. Very simple. We'll play next call now
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