Just The Highlights! 08/16/24

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Fresh Show. This is what's trending. How the
radio friend text me yesterday. I guess he was watching
somebody instagram videos Fred Show Radio Fred on air. He's like,
what's been going on? You guys weren't on the air
a couple of times. I'm like, we're yeah, earlier in
the week we went on the air a couple of times. Hey,
we didn't even know. It's fine And he was like, dude,
and your problem is it makes you look like you
guys don't know what the hell you're doing. And I'm like,

(00:20):
oh no, don't worry. No one ever thought we didn't
know what the hell was likely. It turns out that
no one is surprised by the lack of professionalism because
there is none and there never was any. That's a
nice thing about having super low standard, right, is that
nobody's really surprised if you listen to the show when
like four things play at once, Like, why would that
surprise you? It's just our Rubik's Cube, you know what

(00:42):
I mean. Like some people like to play board games
and card games and stuff around here. They just throw
challenges at us and see, you know, do you want
to take the physical challenge, Mark, or do you want
to take the what was it? Were your options you
on a doubledare? Was it was dare? Double Dare?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
And oh the physical challenge?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah? Yeah right, yeah, yeah yeah, but you had the
option of the physical challenge. You got to take the
oriente of the questions. You got to take the physical challenge.
I mean, who doesn't Who doesn't take the physical challenge?

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Who doesn't want to get a flag up a giant
nose with oohs coming out of it?

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Exactly? Have you seen Double Day of the show? Are
you familiar with the reference?

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Yeah, but it's been, you know, since the early nineties.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
Then.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
I used to watch Family Double there and be like,
that'd be cool if I had a family together.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I could never get at the time I was watching
Family Double there, the idea of my whole family being
together doing double Dare.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, it was a physical challenge, all right, no.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Way, yeah, exactly, my parents would have taken it. My
mom would have taken a physical challenge.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
She would have shoved that thing up my father's actual nose.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Now that is a show. I would watch broken families
competing together.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Oh my god, amazing. Yeah, I'm here for the would be.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Well, and then my mom, you know, she marries another
man and he adopts us whatever. But then and he's
a he's a great guy, but he's very pragmatic. He's
an engineer, so so him doing challenges with us wouldn't
have worked.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Either.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
You've got like the dysfunction, and then you've got the
guy who's like, no, hold on, stop, that's not gonna work,
you know, And then my mom's going, wow, she's like shovings,
you know what I mean. And if you've never watched
Doubled There, that you don't know what I'm talking about.
But go go on on the old YouTube, on the
old yet and uh and search for double there and
you'll see what we're talking about. But it was the
whole thing was like gross ooz. They'd hide flags and

(02:24):
stuff and you'd have to dig through nasty stuff night.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
And stuff like that. Yeah, or the car wash looking
thing they had to go through.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, yeah, Double There. That was a that was a
big part of my childhood. I love that show. Matthew Perry.
You got that story coming up in the Entertainment Report
in just a couple of minutes. But it is, uh,
it is the headline Ray Gunten, who is the viral
Australian break dancer. She said that she's been receiving hate
on the internet since her.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Rightfu Lisa my performance.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
I guess you could call it in the Olympics, she said,
so much hate, which has frankly been devit stating. The
thirty six year old college professor's unique moves, including a
freeze in a stance resembling a kangaroos, became the focus
of memes and jokes on social media, some even suggesting
that the bee girl, who lost her three round robin
battles without winning a single point, shouldn't have been at

(03:18):
the Olympics, but manipulated.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
This selection process.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
I'm not sure how she did that, but I wonder
if it was one of those things where she looked
at them Summer Olympics and looked at the Australian team
and was like, is there any is there any way
I can get to the Olympics, and like, no one's
really paying attention to this category because I know some
countries they only have one person that winds up going
out for whatever the thing is. Right? In fact, aren't
there stories about people who have like changed their citizenship

(03:42):
just to get into the Olympics. Yes, because they can
be more competitive in other countries, like if they're from
Oh that makes you know maybe whatever. So maybe I
don't know this lady maybe looked at the thing. It
was like table tennis. No, that's not happening basketball definitely
not that thing with the stick. And then that, no,
can't you can't compete with the guy with the big wang.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Okay, I got it.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
I'm gonna do the breakdancing. I can get drunken break dance.
I could totally do it. That's what she did.

Speaker 6 (04:07):
She literally got it canceled. They're not doing it in
four years.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
She ruined it.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, I think they decided that before. No, she sucked.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
I think they decided when she went viral for this
humiliating performance.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Even don't we do the story about the things that
were coming and going and all that.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
I don't know that she single handedly got breakdancing band.
But the performance was so bad she could have, Yes,
she could. I think I would just be pissed, you know.

Speaker 7 (04:31):
For me.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
For me, it's like the people who are taking ozambic
who don't need it at all, who are fully capable
of like going and running on a treadmill.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
That's what it is for me.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
It's like if I'm another olympian in that category, I'm like,
why did I Why am I so damn good at this?
And you just got to walk in, you know what
I mean. I'm just I don't know why. This is
a total meat problem. But I'm always people going, you
look so like not to me, to everybody else, you
look so skinny. Oh my god, you're so skinny. What
are you doing? What do you think they're doing? They're
taking ozambic? And then I got a me with Gideon

(05:00):
twice a week and slave it out, and I still
it's like a like a like Gummay with a dad bod.
I'm just bitter. It's fine if you need it for
health reasons, to go ahead, but damn it. Compliment me too,
me too, I'm gonna well, I mean, hey, come on,
but you know the people I'm talking about the people
who are fully capable of doing this on their own,

(05:22):
but for vain reasons, they just aren't doing it on
their own.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah, if your BMI is not over certain point, please
stay away. That's just my personal opinion. So shortage. Yeah,
here you literally and hey, I hope it works.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
And when you look, I'm just I'm I am admitting
that I am personally bitter. This is it has nothing
to do with your choices or whatever you I'm just
saying when I'm on the treadmill looking like an idiot
and the whole treadmill is rocking, and like, I'm just
wonky ass sweating everywhere.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
But your insides are better. That's the point. You're hard.
I want everyone's insides to be better, but we.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
We just got to focus on yours.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
And why am I doing this? I'm like, why am
I live longer? Why am I all sweaty? And this
is terrible, Like, I hate it unless you get the results.

Speaker 8 (06:01):
You know, she didn't even get the results, like she
did all that to get in the Olympics, to literally
embarrass I'll break down.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
I'm offended.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
That's my point is you got people there who like,
are really good at it, taking it seriously, and then
you've got this and everyone's talking about this instead exactly
That's my exact point. That's exactly what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
But there had to be some kind of She's from Australia,
there had to be some kind of qualification well, maybe.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Maybe there just weren't that many people, That's what I'm saying.
Maybe it was one of those things where like a
lot of people didn't compete for and so I have
no idea.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Wasn't there one of the Winter Games, like she was
a skier or something like that, and she just she
qualified from some country and then she just went straight
down the hill.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
I mean maybe the fall Soli slallow Slalom.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
I don't know. She was probably an ozampic too. You
wanted what else you should be offended about? You should
be offended about about this ray Gun lady. You should
be offended by hawk Tua because the New York Mets
are getting blowback now because they invited Haley Welch aka
a hawk to a Girl to throwout the first pitch

(07:04):
at the game, and everyone's very upset about this. She
threw out the ceremonial first pitch a city field. It
was her latest public appearance. It's a video floodage social
medium showing her a graphic. You could go look it
up and you can figure this out for yourself. It's
a little bit early, but the people in the comments
where it's furious about this.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
So the Mets.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
And by the way, there's one maybe specific reason why,
but the Mets decided to get the hawk to a
girl to throw out the first pitch for a summer
camp day where the vast majority of the fans eleven
year old kids at the ballpark on camp trips.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Oh, so that's what people are most angry about.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
And then someone else is like, there are one hundred
and twenty Olympic med lists and you choose.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
You chose her, right.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
I go home and be like, mommy, I want to
be just like the.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Hawk too, of the girl, right, had a girl today?
It's the game? What's what is that?

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Right?

Speaker 1 (07:51):
And then it's like you have to explain that, But
that may have you might want to look and like,
look at the whatever the theme of the day is,
you know, if it's like I don't know, if it's
like fifty cent hot dog day, maybe we don't have
like the Vegetarian Club come throughout the first pitch.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
I mean that kind of thing. I don't know. I
mean you think somebody would.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Look at that and be like, m Maybe not today,
but anyway, civilization has hit a new low with one
of the comments on the video of Hawk Tua throwing
out a first pitch. The updating Scrabble Dictionary has made
modern gen z lingo permissible to use in the board game.
In case you were wondering about this, they've added two
thousand new words to the game's lexicon, like where did

(08:32):
two thousand words come? Like two thousand words just emerge
like I guess in the last year. But in case
you were wondering, yeat, you can now use yeat. Oh.
By the way, this is not until January first. By
the way, you're not able to use any of this
until January first. Among the new words which can be
used in club and tournament play beginning January first. So hey,

(08:53):
this holiday season when you're with your family, don't pull
this one out because it's not legal, you know, fluf
grammable as in something fitting for Instagram, bougie bougier and
bougieist bougie bougier bougieist. Yes, those are all allowed. Am
I right as one word A M I R I

(09:16):
T E. We're able to use that now, but now
until January first, you guys. Oh, And there's a chairperson
for the World English Language Scrabble Players Association that's called
WESPA that said in the statement, new words mean exciting,
new challenges and new opportunities at every turn. So anyway,
can you imagine, like, what do you do? Well, I'm

(09:36):
a sharewoman of WESPA. Well, what's that well, and that's
the World English Language Scrabble Players Association Association.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
That's what I do, Senior vice president. Right.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Oh, hopefully, hopefully you can rise to that esteem of
senior vice president because around here you got to work
for centuries to get to that. You got to be knighted,
do you nope? Nope, that was a joke. A nine
year old Pennsylvania boy ended up in the hospital after
he and his mother attempted an ongoing viral TikTok trend
involving melted liquid candy. So this kid was attempting to

(10:17):
make jolly rancher Well, how do you say jolly rancher grapes? Basically,
there's another word for it, but these grapes are made
by melting down hard jolly rancher candies in a bowl
in the microwave. You then dip grapes in the liquid,
causing a and using a toothpick, and then you give
the grapes a hard candy coating by doing this. However,

(10:37):
the melting point for jolly ranchers is three hundred and
fifty degrees, which is one hundred degrees over boiling water.
And so what happened is I guess this kid melts
the sugar down in the microwave and then burns himself.
Went to the hospital secondary degree burns on his right hand.
He had several follow up visits since then, and doctors
think that his right thigh could have a third degree
burn that wasn't caught initially as well. Let's not's not,

(11:00):
We're not okay. We don't need molten candy, molten hot
sugar burning you. But I would like to try one
made by a professional. I would like to try jolly
rancher grape. I would, I would. You know you're not interested,
but there's a safe way to make it, Like, I
don't want an eleven year old to make it for me.
I want someone like a hazmat suit to make it

(11:21):
for me with gloves and such in a professional kitchen.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Can we get that you don't need that? Also?

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Hot take I hate candy corn, cotton, candy grapes, hate.

Speaker 6 (11:30):
Them frozen grapes.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yes, all for it. It's gotta be green. It's gotta
be green. The cotton candy ones, I don't know why
they're so sweet. Something's wrong with them. We're gonna find
out that you're gonna grow a tail from eating cotton
candy grapes or so.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
There's something that right. I don't know why they taste
like that. But no, have you.

Speaker 8 (11:48):
Tried the taffy grapes, like the little peanuts on them.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
And the yeah, give me some, give me some green grapes.
Wash them off, put them in a freezer for like
twenty four hours. That's all I need.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
No cotton candy, don't come around here with the purple ones.
The red ones.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Don't like. No, not frozen ones. No.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
And A Texas woman was awarded a Guinness World Record
for her three point one inch wide tongue. Hello, Brittany Lecayo.
She decided to apply for the title aft you're learning
about the former record holder named Emily, whose tongue measured
two point eight nine inches wide. Her tongue is actually
wider than it is long when measured from the flap

(12:31):
of cartilage located behind the tongue.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Oh, so that's where we're supposed to.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Start measuring from huh God, you know do you measure
from anyway? Uh? The flap of cartilage. Well, there's a
word for it. It's the I was gonna say it's
the eppa glot type. See I love an idiot epa glottitis.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yo. Yeah, yeah, he's a giant. Well she's on TikTok.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah, this girl, I think, well, she's making money in
a lot of ways.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
I'm sure it's snatched.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
No rum day to day anyway, But just take that
in consideration. Three point one one inches wide, huh. I
guess the mail though, and I think people are probably
more interested in this. But the male American Brian Thompson,
his tongue measure is three point four to nine inches wide,
So I think that might come in. Take you looking

(13:21):
at Brian Thompson right now.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
See what he's doing.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
He's the next big tim It's National Run Day, National
roller Coaster to Day, National telejoke Day, National Airborne Day,
honoring the military's airborne division of the Armed Forces. Let's
come back to the entertainment report with Kaylin next blogs
after that, audio journal is waiting by the phone?

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Is new? Why does somebody get pasted big money with
show by Schilly. It's the Friday Fred Show.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah, they talk better than they cite. These are the
radio blogs on the Fred Show.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
See, people are texting like you're crazy to tip ahead
of time. But see then, as I learned from retired
jeordiash driver Jason and from you know, reading a bunch
of stuff online, if you don't tip well off off
the top, then you don't you don't wind up getting
the food. Here's another question I have is if your
order is like, let's say you order the same amount

(14:15):
of food but from a more expensive place, so the
order is expensive, should the tip be reflected on the
order price or should the tip just be reflected standard
on the delivery because like, for example, let's say order
Let's say I ordered from a bougie place and it's
fifty bucks versus ordering like a sandwich, which is twenty same,
I only ordered one meal. I only ordered maybe you know,

(14:36):
one side, and it's the same bag of food. Right,
But they're gonna make the tip bigger in the app
automatically because the order was more expensive, But the actual
effort itself, if we're being honest with each other, is
not that much different, it's the same, so I wind
up tipping the same standard four or five bucks now here.
The exception would be if I ordered what I believe
to be a large quantity of food, or if I

(14:57):
have a large like pizzas. If I'm making you carry
like a water up to you know, I don't know.
If I'm making you carry something or like groceries or
with like a lot of stuff, well then I'm gonna
tip more. But you know what I mean, Like do
I tip more if the restaurant's more expensive but the
same amount of food.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
I do, But I'm pissed about it. I don't know
why they do that.

Speaker 6 (15:16):
I don't I don't, yeah, right, not making that food.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
I get the driver right.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Right, But it doesn't make sense that they make you
do that.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
And my mind is based on the effort.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Like for in my mind, if it's if it's raining
like crazy and you got to bring me food on
tip more, yeah, because rain like crazy. But if it's
you know, if it's just a normal delivery, then I
give you a standard nice tip. I give you a
better than that tip if it's like crappy outside, yeah,
or there's inconvenience involved. But again people are like, oh,
you got to tip after it. That's always been my
thing about tipping is that you you gotta wait and

(15:46):
see what happens, you know. But that's how a lot
of people look at tipping. A lot of people see
it as No, it's your job as the customer to
tip twenty percent, no matter how good or bad the
service is.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
You know.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah, it's just hard out there.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Really, it's tough to live. Yeah, stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
All right, Well, we only have one minute anyway, So Jason,
you're blogging just a second. Things are growing out of
you that you're worried about.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah, I'm very concerned. Okay, good, that's the that's the team.
More Fread Show.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Next, I've ever been left waiting by the phone.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
It's the Fread Show. Hey, Cole, good morning, welcome to
the show. How are you, Hey, I'm doing well.

Speaker 6 (16:27):
Thanks for having me on this.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Look at this guy.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Cole's in such a good mood, except I mean, you
want to know why this woman Deanna appears you have
ghosted you, which, of course is the point of waiting
by the phone. So why don't you give us all
the setup here? How did you meet this woman? Tell
us about any dates that you've been on, and then
you know where things are right now and how we
can help.

Speaker 7 (16:47):
Sure, Yeah, yeah, that'd be great.

Speaker 9 (16:49):
So yeah, Danna and I we met on one of
the apps and we hit it off for chatting, like
texting back and forth for a couple of.

Speaker 10 (16:56):
Weeks, and I finally asked out.

Speaker 9 (17:00):
For dinner and drinks and we ended up having like
a really sweet date just kind of you know, vibing
with each other, and it just it felt like a
good match to the fact, to the point I hope
I can say this like where we ended up going
back to my place to hook up at the end
of the night and she slept over there.

Speaker 7 (17:17):
So I was feeling like, I don't know, it was
a successful date, but the punding gets me pausitive. When
I woke up the next days, she was gone, which
you know has happened to me once or twice before.
But when I texted her.

Speaker 9 (17:32):
Like hey, let me know when you get home, or
and then I sent her a second text like hey,
I had a good time, you know, hit me up.

Speaker 7 (17:40):
I'd like to do this.

Speaker 11 (17:41):
Kid.

Speaker 10 (17:42):
She's not she's not answering me, she's not texting me back,
and all my text bubbles have gone from few to green,
which makes me a little worried, Like, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (17:53):
I hope she's okay.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
I hope her phone's okay.

Speaker 7 (17:55):
I hope you even block me. But I'm just I'm just.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Trying to figure out.

Speaker 7 (17:59):
I don't I guess.

Speaker 10 (18:00):
I'm just trying to figure out, like did I do
something wrong or well, you know what's up?

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Cool?

Speaker 7 (18:04):
Is she okay?

Speaker 1 (18:05):
It's one of two bad things. Either you're blocked or
she switched from my phone to android. Either way, this
is not good. This is a bad This is a
terrible situation that we have on our hands, and we're
gonna have to deal with it. But you know, inded again,
we hear it all the time. These dates go to
the point where, you know, hooking up and all this stuff,
and that's all good, and you're thinking, this is great.
We're gonna keep doing this, and then somehow something goes

(18:25):
awry and it's bothersome because you like this girl, Deanna Cole,
and you want to go out with her again. Well,
let's I'm gonna play one song. We'll come back in
a couple of minutes. We'll call her. You'll be on
the phone. I'm gonna ask some questions on your behalf.
At some point you're welcome to jump in and hopefully
we can straighten this out and set you guys up
on another date that we pay for.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Sound good, Yeah, that sounds great. Hi, say right here,
we're gonna find out what's going on.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Part to you waiting by the phone after a Sabrina
Carpenter in two minutes.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Oh, that's the next dance.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
I'm gonna teach everyone how to do the espresso dance
just like Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
It's the French show.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
The Entertainment Report is next with Kaylin and six hundred
and fifty bucks for show Bitch Shelley. You could win
to start the weekend next. Hey, Cole, Yeah, all right,
let's call Deanna. You guys, you met on one of
the apps. You had a great date, you hooked up,
everything was wonderful, and yet you have not been able
to get a hold of her since the date.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
You may have been blocked. You don't really know. It's
puzzling and you want some answers.

Speaker 7 (19:21):
Yeah, yeah, that's exactly it.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
All right, we're gonna call her now. Good luck, Cole. Hi,
is this Deanna. Hi Diana, good morning. My name is Fred.
I'm calling from the Fred Show, the Morning radio show,
and I have to tell you that we are on
the radio right now and I would need your permission
to continue with the call.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Can which at for just a second? Would you mind?

Speaker 9 (19:46):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
I know it's kind of a startling thing to get
a call like this, but we're calling on behalf of
a dude named Cole who reached out to us and
says he met you on an app and you guys
went out recently.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Do you remember this guy?

Speaker 5 (19:59):
I hope, yes, Okay, I remember col Yes.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
So, Cole says he's having a hard time getting a
hold of you, thinks maybe he's been blocked. But he
does say that nice things about you, that he liked
you and enjoyed going out with you and was hoping
to see you again. What's going on, Deanna? Why are
I mean? Is he blocked? Why an't you responding to him?

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Man?

Speaker 5 (20:21):
Yeah, So you know, I did have a really great
date with Cole, and you know, sleepover with one too.
But you know, in the morning I woke up before
him and I, uh, you know, I went to the bathroom,
and then I I ran into his roommate in the kitchen,

(20:46):
and you know, he introduced himself and offered me coffee,
but he had no pants or boxers.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
On hold on, okay, hold on, he let's just let's
just hold on. I just need a second here, So
I want to be I want to make sure I
completely grasp what's happening. So you guys hook up, you
wake up, you know, you do your deal. You walk
out in the kitchen. First of all, did you even
know there was a roommate.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
I mean, I knew that there was like another bedroom
on the other side of the apartment, but it's not
like I was like, right snooping over there anything.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
So you walk into the kitchen. I'm sorry to interrupt you,
but I got to get to this part. So he's
butt ass naked just standing there drinking coffee.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
Well yeah, I mean he had a sure, but you
can't have anything like his wing was definitely.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Out, so he was, in fact the pooing this situation.
As Caitlyn pointed out, Wow, yeah, okay, so you're it's
all kind of hanging out like it's and is he
making any effort to conceal that or is it just
like let's just let let it all swing around here
and while we have some coffee together.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:50):
No, he was like owning it and it was on
full display, and like I was mortified. Like it quickly
turned into some you know, a situation where I quickly,
you know, just excused myself and I laughed and he
just acted like.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
It was normal. Because my brain goes to a different place.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
My brain goes, did you walk out and then realize
you picked the wrong roommate? Like that? Was it?

Speaker 2 (22:15):
That kind of situation?

Speaker 5 (22:18):
Absolutely not?

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Okay, all right, well that's where my head went. But
let me bring Cole and I forgot to mention the
Cole this year. So Cole, you got to you got
a winning the poor roommate walking around with his junk
hanging out, let's just say, let's say Cole that he didn't.
I'm sorry, Dean, I forgot to mention Coles here. I'm
very forgetful. Let's just say that he didn't know you
had a guest, right, but yet when he got caught
with his stuff hanging out in his own kitchen, you know,

(22:40):
in fairness, he didn't make any effort to like go,
oh my gosh, I didn't know somebody else was here
and like run and put some clothes on.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
I guess he just owned it.

Speaker 7 (22:47):
Yeah, I'm so embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
It's a normal activity for him.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
I guess he always doing stay Is he always a
wacky guy doing stuff like this?

Speaker 7 (22:55):
Well, I mean, you and I've been living together for
so long.

Speaker 10 (23:00):
I don't whacky.

Speaker 7 (23:01):
No, No, he's not really wacky guy. It's just like
he got that from time to time. I what, like,
I guess I've just been kind of blind to it. Dan,
I'm so sorry. I'm so I'm I.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Mean, apologize for that. But let's assume the roommate again.
Let's just assume he didn't know you had a guest. Okay,
So I can see how the first play happens, how
he gets caught with his pants off, literally in the kitchen.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
I can see that.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
But then it's it's almost like harassment to then not
I mean, he realized it's his house. But then, like
we live in a society, people like we got to
put some clothes on. We can't just you know, expose
ourselves to people. Not granted it's his house, but she
was ages I know, Jason's like he's been trying to
not wear pants around here forever, but he's been trying

(23:46):
to Winnie the Pooh as like a uniform for the
show forever. But yeah, I don't know. Look, Deanna, can
we give Cole the benefit of the doubt because he
does seem like Cole seems surprised and embarrassed and like
genuinely shocked that this happened. And it's not exactly Cole's fault.
It sounds like he and his roommate need to have
a conversation about win guests or over how we're going
to act. But I mean, you know, you have a

(24:08):
shocked look on your face, Klin, But it's not Cole's fault.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
I'm more concerned that when she's not there, he's got
his way out to all around the apartment, right like,
and they're just both like cool with it.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
I've only had a roommate once and we definitely weren't
walking around like that. But then again, you go to
a health club or something, Dude, you just walk up, Dude,
you don't know, are just walking around the hell club.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Just they are old.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
They do it in the Yeah, No, it's not trust,
it's never what you're like, really, it's it's never like,
oh well I can see you.

Speaker 8 (24:44):
Yes, yes, but again, like Cole didn't do this, but
does Cole do this? Does Cole walk around like that too?

Speaker 2 (24:53):
But what does that matter?

Speaker 4 (24:55):
It's interesting if they're both got the rings out sword
fighting in the kitchen, like I mean.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
I mean, if it brings itself to the level of
sword fighting, then yes, yes, yeah, but I mean two
dudes just getting ready and with the doors out.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Girls do it all the time.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Have our vagians out, Girls that walk around apartments naked.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
It depends on the girls.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
But like, it's not normal to just walk around naked
with a roommate and then you stand there with your
thing out and don't even cover it.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
I say, that's that's the part that I'm I'm like, okay,
but again, not Cole's fault. This is not you know,
Deanna's not calling coleback because she's embarrassed about the roommate.
It sounds like this is a conversation that Cole in
the roommate need to have about boundaries. Deanna, would you
consider giving Cole another chance?

Speaker 5 (25:38):
I mean, the thing is I just blessed, so like
weirded out and I, uh, I don't know. I kind
of like just want to move on.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
It is a little weird that this dude is Cole's
friend and for whatever reason, did not care at all
about the comfort of his guest or the discomfort in
this case.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
It is a little stress Cole. That's a little weird.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Like, let me tell you something, one of my friends,
if one of my friend's girlfriends caught me in that thing,
I would be so apologetic and so quick to get
out of that.

Speaker 11 (26:08):
Mm hmm yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess I just
I mean, all the talk with him, I told him
to the pants on before and personal boundaries on it,
but like, you're right, I guess I should just say
that when we got company over, like please put it away.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Hey, this is uh this is a scene from notting Hill,
one of my favorite movies, where Hugh Grant has the
weirdo roommate and and movie star stays Julie Roberts stays
over the night and and he comes out with like
goggles on and in his underwear and looking all crazy,
and Julie Roberts didn't take that out on Hugh Grant.
They wound up together. Spoiler alert so you can't always
account for the strange roommate. But anyway, I'm guessing it's

(26:49):
a no, Deanna, even if he has a conversation with
his roommate about the Golden rule, which is put your
away when guests are over.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
Yeah, I feel bad. Also, Yeah, okay you can't.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Yeah, maybe Cole, if you go get your own place,
you know, your own apartment, maybe you called again see
if she's still available. But I guess for the meantime
it's not going to work out. Yeah, oh boy, I
think you want the roommate to come over. Okay, Deanna,
thank you for answering. Thanks for your time. Cole, good
luck to you as well.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
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Speaker 2 (27:29):
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Speaker 5 (27:35):
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Speaker 2 (27:35):
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Speaker 6 (27:40):
Get it.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
You guys want to know what I'm about to do?
You want to know what Good morning everybody I'm about
to go to. It's almost like Christmas Morning all over
again when I'm about to do. I'm about to leave
here and I'm about to go.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
I'm about to go. I think it's Lake street where
I'm going. Yes, how do you know? I think I
know what you're talking? Do you think I know what
I'm talking about? What do you think? I think it's
office supplies.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yes, my favorite store in the Loop at list Stationers
is having their It's not State Street, is what's the rights? Yeah,
it's late. Yeah, it's Lake Street. You're right, I had
it right. The first time. They're having their sidewalk sale.

(28:30):
Last day, yesterday was the first day. Today is the
last day. They got office supplies all over the street,
everywhere everywhere, And I'm just going to walk around and
look at a bunch of crap that I don't need
to own, and probably own some of it too.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
They got pens, they got spensive notebooks.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
They got Oh my god, I don't know why I
love it so much, but I love it so much,
like a brand new notebook. Oh it's somebody film. Somebody
filmed this man from across the street. Somebody's gonna they're
gonna have to call the police. They're gonna be like,
this guy's getting a little bit like emotional. Why is
this man standing in front of a pen counter crying

(29:10):
like what's going on? I don't know why I have
no idea why I am so obsessed with office supplies.
It just makes me so happy, Like brand new package
of they have one thing in there. I think I
I put it on my instant story Once upon a
Time Fred on air. It's like eighty pens and they're
all different colors, and they come in this box, and
it's just it's like when you were a kid and

(29:33):
you got the big the sixty four kran box or
even better than like what was it one hundred and
twenty something colors, that sharpener.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
The sharpener on the back of it. That's when you
meant business. Did you ever get to have that? I did,
but I don't know why I would need it now.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Well, I'm not gonna buy I'm not gonna buy crayons,
but I don't know.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
It still made me happy.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
You always tried the hardest to keep the crayon in
the same spot all the time.

Speaker 6 (29:59):
Oh yeah, like putting it back one of the time.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Yeah, I'm the only one that has this office supply fascination.
I don't know if it's because it's like clean and
perfect and like crispy.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Nope, yeah, it's planner yees. Planner. You want a planner? Yeah,
for twenty five one.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Let me know what, Yeah, I might go what let
me I'm gonna get Hollywood to handle this for you. Okay,
my friend, uh yeah, my friend over there at Atlas.
He calls himself Hollywood. He's the guy in all the TikTok. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (30:25):
Yeah, they have.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Quite a TikTok following at the station.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
I'll you what, do they have those pens that write
like jell and smooth?

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Of course, of you you want someone else guys they have?

Speaker 6 (30:35):
Do they have the astronaut pen, the one that writes
up site.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
I'll take one of those, you know what. I want
to get Hollywood on it. Am giving me a sip.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Look, he's hot. It's hot. I'm telling you it's hot.
Wait the phone.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
He's new.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
And next after shop, I own in three minutes, the
Entertainment Report. After that, it's the Frend Show. Good morning,