Radio Blogs: Jason's Ear Hair

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Yeah, they talk better than they excite.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
These are the radio blogs on the Fred Show, like
running in our diaries, except we say them a loud.
We called him blogs. Jason Brown, you got one? Yes,
all right, bro, take it away.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Thank you, thanks bro, bo bouse.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
I was like, what are you saying here? Blog?

Speaker 3 (00:26):
So I need help because I feel like I'm thirty five, right,
and every day I feel like I am experiencing something
new that makes me feel hell old, Like my hip
may be hurting one day, or you're just feeling stuff
you haven't you know, felt before. But the other day
I was out with Mike and he was like, he

(00:47):
was on the side of me, and he's like, I
think there's hair in your ears.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
And I was like, oh, so I l your hair.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
I went home into the bathroom and I looked at
a mirror and guys, there was hair growing out of
my ears. Oh girl, Like I am a grandpa. So
I stood there for half an hour. Do you know
how hard it is to try to pluck hair out
of your ears?

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Is that what you're supposed to do? Pluck him? I
don't know, but it was the only option I had
at the time.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
I would be worried because like, didn't you just but like, yeah,
the nose trimmer in there.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Oh, I guess they could, but that's scary.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
I mean I think you can do that actually, but
I'd be so worried, like what if this hair is
important to something?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Like what if I need this for hearing well?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Because your ear is full of like little fine hairs
and that's how they hear. That's how you're hearing works,
like nerves and little hairs. No, this one was sticking out,
That's what I'm saying. I'm like, what if I need
this one like scarecrow style?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Like it was like stick. I was like, oh hell,
there was like three or four so you plucked them.
It was just one side.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Like it's not even even I mean not that I
wanted to do more, but I was like, what is happening.
I just remember like my grandpa having these like crazy
hairs coming out of his ears, and I'm like, oh
my god.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Hair, ear, hair, I look forward to let's see what
else you're here.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
He didn't help you. He didn't want to help.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
I'm sure he wanted to, but I was like no,
I was like embarrassed. I'm like, I'll handle this. On
my own, on my own accord, like I need time
by myself to process.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
You're a young tinderonie, Like, how did I don't think.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
I up anymore?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
You are?

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Oh man, I know he's a hairless cat.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Did this guy move where anywhere?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
That's a that's news for today. Want you to take
that little bite out. He's a hairless cat. I don't
know what we're gonna do with it. That's something more fresh.
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