Radio Blogs: Keke's Nephew's $1000 Dollars

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Is talking about it. Yeah, they talk better than they say.
You tell me about it.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
These are the radio blogs on The Fresh Show. So
like writing in our diaries, except we say them aloud.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
We call them blogs. Kick key you ready?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Who dear blog?

Speaker 3 (00:15):
So I got a phone call yesterday from one of
my nephews. He's five years old. His name is Dylan.
He actually facetimed me, and you know when we picked up,
he was like, hey, you know that thousand dollars that
you gave me, My dad.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Stole it exactly.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Hold on a second, when did you give how old
is your You're not and you gave him a thousand dollars?

Speaker 3 (00:36):
No, So I gave him fifty dollars for his birthday,
and I gave it to him in all singles.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
That's my new party trol. Yeah, okay, because it looks
like a lot of money. It looks like a lot
of money.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
So with all the young nephews that I have, I
give them fifty bucks, but I do it in singles,
so it's like a stack of cash. And I handed
in to him and apparently he thought it was one
thousand dollars. So he's been telling everybody like my aunt
gave me a thousand dollars, and I'm like, I just
love this for me.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, you're like, that's how I do things, except when
the next nephew, because you got how.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Many of them?

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Seven?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Except when the next one finds out about the thousand
dollars and they're gonna be the ones that can count exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
So the ones I cand count, they get they get
different things, right. But the ones that are little that
I can get away with this. This is my party
trick because I remember as a kid, there was always
one uncle and every time I saw him, he would
give me singles, and I thought I had so much money,
so I pulled this trick off with them all the time.
So he's been telling everybody that I gave him a
thousand dollars, and then he called me to tell me

(01:32):
that his dad stole it. As a kid, what are
you gonna do with all these singles? So of course
my brother takes it, puts it away or whatever, but
in his mind, he stole it. And so it just
reminded me like when I was a kid, I felt
this exact same way. When my uncle would give me
some money, my mom would take it and like, I'm
gonna put this up for you.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
I never saw that money again. I was gonna say, yeah, yeah, money.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
I was gonna say, you know, my parents, they may
have paid for my house in school, and food and
toil and water and you know whatever else, vacations and
everything clothes. I'd like a full accounting of where all
those twenty five fifty dollars savings bonds and I.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Was given when I was a kid. I'd like a
full accounting.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yes, somebody get Ernst and youngs in here or whatever,
and I'd like to know where, you know, Nana's twenty
dollars bill went, because it seemed to just disappear into
the ether somewhere. Right.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
You would have a birthday party and then a lot
of people just give you money and cards, and then
like was she like, I'm putting this up, where is
my money?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
I feel like, you know, where is my money?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:31):
So my nephew is ahead of his time.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
He wants all account for all of his thousand dollars
that he got, which was really fifty dollars, but he
would like us to keep account And I just think
this is hilarious that he feels like his father robbed him.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, So what did you say to the five year
old when you give him fifty bucks, like here, here's
ten of it, or here's five and you can go
buy a toy because they don't really understand what fifty
gets them or how do you do that?

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Right?

Speaker 3 (02:55):
So what I do is I will go to the
currency exchange, get the stack of singles with the little
band and around. Can I just come and all of
them have a birthday in like July, so we'll usually
do something together. So I'll just come and I'll hit
him with a stack of cash for you, stack of
cash for.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
You, And I'm like, oh my gosh, she is so rich.
It's one hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
But still, you know, to them it's a it's a
thousand dollars and I feel like, you know, this is.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
What do they get to spend it though? Like or
does it just go away and it's never to be
seen again.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
They're supposed to be spending it, but to my knowledge,
my brother is out here stealing thousands of dollars.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah, next time you go to the bar with your brother,
see if he's paying one exactly, because then you'll know
exactly what's going more fresh shell.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
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