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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Bread Show. This is what's trending, all right. The
d n C in Chicago. Everyone, The d n C
is Colin. I would say. Former President of Barack Obama
closed out the second night of the Democratic National Convention
last night in Chicago.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Headline there you go, that's what happened.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
I think Common performed an My friend Stephen Holt from
NBC sent me a picture of Common doing a like
a sound check. Okay, I'm like, oh comments in Chicago.
Who knew all the time, Like does he live here?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Look at them. I see we went far and wide
for our performers. I mean, who else has performed so far.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Last night?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah, they were getting lit last night. I did see
that John performs.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Are saying. He was like it had somebody with the
roll call. Maybe I didn't see the whole.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Thing in Georgia did their role call Like oh.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, okay, there you go.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Because I just saw the cliff and I was like,
I don't know what the context is. Yeah, I mean
I have you know, you know, I watched all of
the RNC minute to minute, and I'm all, my DVR
is all the DNC minute to minute.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
My house is the situation room. I mean, I just
I need to catch up on this. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
No, well I got the gray going, so all I
needed some glasses and you know the little clipboard. Yeah
that's all. No, I need that guy in my living
room with the with the magic board. Well, now hold on,
if we click on these four and then the world's over.
But at these three and then.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
This one county.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yeah, it's only ninety five percent done.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Well or exactly only ninety six percent appreciation the reporting, but.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Just could go anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
The intensity the guy rolls his sleeves up, I'm like,
oh boy, you're in the middle of it, aren't you.
The magic board, I have one of those in my house.
There's another a Boweling misunder It's just a misunderstanding. This
is this is kiki this, I mean, this is not
somebody spoke to somebody and this is some kind of
a snaffoo.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Right, I mean, small issue because we.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Love Boeing and there's nothing ever wrong with the Bowing
product as far as we're concerned. I mean, my goodness,
do I love them. The FAA has ordered inspections of
Boeing seven eighty seven, though apparently there's an issue with
the seat. The pilot seat which I you know, it's important.
An incident in March where a La tam Airline's plane

(02:18):
went into a sharp dive after a seat in the
cockpit jolted forward and disconnected the autopilot has now led
to inspections. So there are one hundred and fifty eight
of these planes registered in the US and seven thirty
seven seven eighty sevens both like as affected by this.
The Boeing spokes first and in a response to the
order that the company fully supports the directive.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
So they got to make sure the seat locks.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
They try to find anything to do besides get them
people down from space.

Speaker 6 (02:44):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Those people are like, I don't care if the seat works,
like I want to go home. Last I heard it
was going to be twenty twenty eight before it even
had happened. So, yeah, the little misunderstanding with Boeing, But
everything's gonna be fine.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
You get the bullying joke, don't you.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
People have been like, what's your obsession with Bolling. I'm like, well,
it's just the greatest company ever, because if you say
anything differently, you wind up in might tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Who cares about this space? Maybe that's what happened.

Speaker 7 (03:16):
I'm telling you this loss of crew, that's what that
I think I sent it to you.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Guys.

Speaker 7 (03:20):
They were saying potential loss of crew, like they might
just stand there forever like that movie.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Like they're dead.

Speaker 7 (03:26):
Yes, Like they're saying they could just end up there
and not come home, like stop it.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
Yes, there's other people in that space age and be like, yo,
let me hit the ride back to where you're from.

Speaker 7 (03:35):
Saying it might be a loss of cruise situation that yes.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yes, put him out to pass.

Speaker 7 (03:41):
You're like, well, movie where he flies out there and.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Gravity or like Armageddon, where was it Bruce Willis he
just gives his body to you know, to save right,
save to say the relationship.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, should have helped him in.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
J He could have, but he's gone now, so you
know he's off in space.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
I guess it is. So if you can't do it,
it's just a really sad story.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Some residents in southern California are now blurring out their
homes in the street view function on Google Maps to
deter burglaries. I don't know you could do this, but
you can find your property on Google Maps. You can
click on a reported problem in the upper left corner
of the screen. You'll then have to answer a few
questions and submit your request to Google to make the change.
But I guess this is to prevent burglars from using

(04:24):
Google Maps to like basically stroll through your neighborhood and
look at the place that looks the nices to go
rob police officers. It's also important to have proper signage
on your property, including the use of cameras or security
systems or even a guard dog at your home.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
You got to have.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Maybe I'm just a naive idiot, but you gotta be.
You gotta have big kahones to go robbing houses now,
like house to house, I mean, think about him. Everyone's
got cameras at least, Oh they don't care really, Like.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
You're not worried about a camera. I mean because back in.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
The day, I guess you rob a house, they may
not never know what you look like or if they
didn't have fingerprints or anything. But now it's like if
it's not if the house you rob doesn't have cameras,
then that one next door does.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
Yeah, but you see it all the time, Like if
you're on like a ring app, there's the neighbors app
and they just post videos all the time, like people
just this guy was in my backyard.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
They don't care. They really don't care.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
No, uh yeah, they wait for you not to be home, like.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
Even though right, even like the package thieves, they just
they look at the camera.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
I guess that's true. They don't care.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, I guess you're right. I guess well. I mean,
you know, I gave up burglaries because of this. It
was like the ring camera was just too risky. It
was like the invention of the ring camera. I'm like, guys,
I'm retiring. All my fellow burglars were like, you know,
that's weak of you. I'm like, he's like, you were
one of the bad stuff. Like I know, I was
a six ft five and forty pound man is an

(05:43):
excellent cat burglar. You should see me operate with grace
and speed, knocking everything down, putting my fingerprints everywhere. In
no way not happening, guys. The world's oldest person has
passed away. Maria Morena was her name. She was born
in San Francisco in nineteen o six, and she passed
away in Spain at the age of one hundred and seventeen.

(06:07):
She was believed to be the oldest person in the world,
a title that she held for more than a year.
I mean, think of all the stuff that she's lived through.
Nineteen oh six is when she was born. Also, I
wonder if I really want to live to be one
hundred and seventeen. I mean, we talk about this every
time we talk about the world's oldest person. I suppose
if I can like still use the bathroom and you know,

(06:28):
walk around and have some form of mobility, I'll be
one hundred and seven.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
First of all, I'll never live to be a hundred.
It won't happen. I won't live to be.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Half of un whatever, half of one hundred and seventeen
years it say that, well that's what is it.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Half one hundred and seventeen would be like sixty early.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
I'm good, I got a good Your voice will live
on for them, Yeah, good, twenty years left in one.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Way or the well, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Rugio's working on the AI version of The Fred Show
over here, But I don't know. One hundred and seventeen
if you're healthy, fine, that just seems really old. And
I just feel like things have broken by the you know,
the warranties up, the warranty was up at like eighty
and you lived another forty years past that.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
It can't feel good, no care, no, yeah, I'm worried.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
I'm worried.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
And finally there's a woman who's facing eviction over three
emotional support parents and she won her lawsuit one hundred
and sixty five thousand dollars. It's bad enough to need
emotional support, I guess people feel like, but it's worse
when that support leads you to court. And it's because
of three emotional support parrots, which I also I don't
have a lot of experience with parrots. I met a

(07:33):
parrot the other day, actually it was a parakeet or
a parrot at where was I the other day? Lamb's
farms out with that place is and there's a there
was a and this little bird was in the it
was a gift shop or the bird whatever it was.
And he was in his little room and he didn't
say anything. And then I went over there and started
talking to him, and then I got him going, and
then he wouldn't shut the hell up. And you know,

(07:55):
I love I love a bird like this is very
nice whatever beautiful thing. But we wouldn't shut up that
that was not uh, relieving my stress at all.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
You know.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
It was like, no, I said Hi, you said Hi.
You don't have to say high fifty more times? Like
we got it, like we said hi to each other,
like it. But that's was one of the few things
that he knew how to say, so he just kept
saying it. So I was very stressed out and I
had to walk outside. So I don't know how this happened.
Of all the animals to pick, why would you pick
a parrot? But a neighbor started complaining about the noise
the birds made, which led to the Department of Housing

(08:25):
and Urban Development to find probable cause that I guess
the neighbor's fair housing rights have been violated in some
way by the noise.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
By the eviction.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Anyway, long story short, she won and she gets one
hundred and sixty five thousand dollars, and I guess she can,
you know, live somewhere now with this and have the
parrots and it's all good as lot as they are.
It makes her feel better. So I just must people
that like birds. If you have a bird, will you
call up here? Eight five, five, five nine, one oh
three five, because I need to understand, like I think

(08:58):
they're beautiful.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
You know, there's not an animal I don't like.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
I think it is kind of cool that listen to
you and repeat what you're saying, but like it doesn't
seem to be much of a dialogue. And I can't
really look in their eyes the way that I look
at a dog, Like same with a reptile. I hate
to say this, but the same way I look at it.
You look at a dog's eyes, it looks back at
you like you can see something in there, you know
what I mean. Like there's there's a dimension, there's a soul.
And I'm not saying that a bird didn't have a soul.

(09:24):
But when I look at it bird, it's not looking
through me. It's not welcoming. I'm not being calmed, and
is true with a reptile, like I have no issue
like that.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
All the animals live.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
You know, I'm already gonna buy the state of New
Mexico when I make see Chris money, and every animal
can live. We got to work on dividing the animals
such that animals don't eat each other. Because I have
the right intentions, you know, to take every animal that
doesn't have a home. But what we can't do is
put like the tigers, you know, and like the rabbits together.
I don't I don't know if tigers eat rabbits, but
like we're gonna have to work on this, Like the
gazelles need to live in a separate part of the state.

(09:57):
Then I don't know how we're gonna feed everybody. But like,
all right, the execution, right, Jason's gonna have to start
working on the logistics because what I don't what I
don't want is at fish tank when I was like seven,
where the one fish ate all the rest of the
fish and all I had left was one fish.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Oh wow, that was sort of defeat the purpose.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
But I'm just sort of wondering about maybe maybe there's
a warmth that I'm not aware of from a bird owner.
But what I've noticed over the years doing this show
is that somebody's got somebody represents every part of life.
So whenever I have a question about something, I just say, hey,
call me and tell me about it, because somebody right
now is feeding their bird, yes, and is listening to
this going, and the bird's now going are an idiot?

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Are an idiot?

Speaker 8 (10:34):
You know?

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Or whatever?

Speaker 1 (10:35):
The bird like hates me because I'm saying that there's
no warmth, but I've never experienced the warmth.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
I had a bird.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
You did. That's a story alone, Shelly. Wait what.

Speaker 8 (10:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Now wait a minute, where have you been, Shelley? I've
been talking about this for twenty minutes, right, Shelley, I
started this story and four hours ago.

Speaker 9 (10:59):
About the bird.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
You. Yeah, me too.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Wait what where have you?

Speaker 10 (11:08):
You were passionate, so we were just looking at you
do your thing. Let me telling you we all had bird.
Let me start with kiky. How big was this bird?

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Kiki? How big was it? And what was the bird's name? Tweety?

Speaker 4 (11:17):
I named all my pets tweeting tweety.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
And how long did this bird live?

Speaker 4 (11:22):
I had him for maybe two years?

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yeah? Well, then who had him? After that?

Speaker 4 (11:28):
He went on to meet the Lord? Oh yeah, one
day he was just.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
So the world had him for two years.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
Just rocked on. He was rocking in one day, he
just rocked and fail.

Speaker 9 (11:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Oh no, two years, Jason, Yes.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
I think they're supposed to live longer than that.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
But I was feeding bird. It was crazy because I
was cooking chicken at the time, and.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
The bird got scared.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
He probably faked this. He probably faked his dead.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
He was he saw you got a job at KFC,
and he was like, I'm flying away.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
I'm worried about.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
This fucking chicken.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
You bird. It's not cool, it's not cool.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
She had a great life. He had a great life.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
He had a nice cage.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
It was beautiful.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Okay, But did you feel like did you hold him
and stuff?

Speaker 6 (12:19):
No?

Speaker 8 (12:19):
So I would try to pet him and he would
like flat like girl, back up.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Oh, this is kind of what I'm talking about. Okay.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
Mine would go on the finger and she'd come out
of the cage with.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Wait, so four of you had a bird?

Speaker 4 (12:32):
No birds here seal. Her name was pretty girl.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Did you was was she nice?

Speaker 4 (12:37):
She was so nice? Shape potatoes.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Did you feel connected to her?

Speaker 9 (12:40):
I did?

Speaker 4 (12:41):
She was my first pet.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Okay, Jason, did you feel what did you have?

Speaker 8 (12:46):
No?

Speaker 3 (12:46):
I had a parakeet. Her name was Daisy. She was
the devil.

Speaker 10 (12:50):
So she would like bite your finger if you like
tried to put your finger in there.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
She actually survived.

Speaker 10 (12:55):
So she was hanging from the ceiling in a cage
and the hook broke and the cage.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Fell all the way to the ground, and she survived
like she.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
So you tried to kill the bird, but twelve years
absolutely insane.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Was like two years.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Oh my god, No, thess are on forever.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
The more I think about it, Shelly Short, it's not.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
All that surprising that you had a bird of some kind.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
I don't know what, just yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
It just seems like you would have been the kid
that had like the random pets and stuff like that.

Speaker 7 (13:23):
Because my mom was allergic to dogs. We so growing up,
I had hamsters, and then we had the bird. Ours
was named Sonny because it was like a cockatoo or kakatia.
I forget exactly what you call it, but it had
the orange spots on his cheeks, and I remember we
try to teach it to talk. I think it's said
a couple of words, I think, But then I think
it just became too much. I think we gave it away.
I don't remember exactly what happened to poor Sonny.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Okay, but you're saying that you felt a connection with Sonny.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
I like Sonny, Yeah, from what I remember.

Speaker 7 (13:49):
But I have some wild hamster stories, a lot of stories.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
That's not a sentence that you want to say without
some context. We're going to need to hear a little
more later about that. Hi, Judy, you're about to educate me.
You're about to tell me that the birds actually make
great service animals.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
How well?

Speaker 6 (14:08):
Okay, all right? So, first of all, my daughter became
obsessed with them. She's wanted a bird the year before
going to college. I'm like, mom, does not want to pet?

Speaker 1 (14:19):
First, I was gonna say that, wait a minute, you're
leaving a house in a year. Of course you want
to pet.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
The way, you can't.

Speaker 6 (14:24):
You can't take that with you anyway, Going on the
emotional service animal, we learned so much about parrots, even
went to a parrot sanctuary, which, by the way, parrots
are one of the number one animals that are actually surrendered,
partly because they last so long and partly because people
just can't manage them.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
I feel like that's one of the animals that, like,
people don't know what they're getting into because they don't
really understand.

Speaker 6 (14:50):
Act because it is an eighty plus year obligation.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
First of all, that who wants to hatch Wait, they
lived to be in her and lived to be two.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
It takes him as his bread.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
Wait where, which says, Kiki, there's a thing that if
you cook with certain oil seasoning, apparently it can kill
your bird.

Speaker 11 (15:09):
Because you kill the damn thing that is dead because
of you. Tweety is dead because of you. Judy calls
up here and says that bird's supposed to live eighty years.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Tweety lived too, and ki Ody letting fried chicken. It's
a heart attack from watching its brothers.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Shouldn't kill it. Then the fact that you were cooking
with the wrong kind of oil did this is true?
His bird was watching you cook another bird being like,
if I get big, that'll be me.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
You were a good bird. You killed tweeting. What is
that to a limitation? Killed Tweaty?

Speaker 6 (16:00):
I think because I have heard about that's depending on
what you have in the household.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Like that, Yes, Judy, what's the animals is?

Speaker 6 (16:11):
Because come to find out that character are extremely anxious
and need like a ton of attention. And who else
needs a service animal? Someone who okay, is very anxious
and needs a ton of attention. So you can get
together and it could be a good thing.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Thank you, Judy, thanks for calling. You have a good day.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yeah, look, there's no bird hate over here.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
I'm just like, I just didn't really understand it myself,
and I just again, like I don't know. I feel
like a dog and a cat, even like domestic animals
that are domesticated. I guess birds are too, But you
know what I mean. They come to you and they
lean into you, and you can tell their emotion. You
can tell when they're happy, you can tell when they're said.
I guess I don't know enough, but like, I've never
really been able to tell what a bird is happy,

(16:56):
You're said.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
They all kind of look the same to me.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
But I can tell you one reason that I would
know what Burda said, and it's when it died, because
you killed it.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
I love you, tweeted, I love you.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
It's true, honest to God.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
As if it wasn't traumatic enough to watch its brethren
be consumed in front of it, the island killed it
of the process itself.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
I can't believe.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
The rest of the day.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Get out of it, Fred show, do you have what
it takes to battle?

Speaker 12 (17:36):
You're definitely gonna be Callina today, babys here, it's time
to play the game.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
She can't help you know.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
This is Fred's daycare center. My hound times have changed
for real. Used to come in with my tekey a
bottle now to bring my baby and her formula.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, don't don't confuse a tequila from
the Yes, baby gee.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
I used to come in here after the clubs. Baby,
but we got a baby.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
You're so funny because I remember when your mom used
to come in here drunk.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
This is true.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
I remember when your mom had to sit on the
floor because of her baby l and people here had
to change her. And now people you're changing you.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
Yes, full circles.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
It is kind of incredible.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
It is, it is, And again, thank you guys for
letting me bring her.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
It means a lot.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
You know what these things happen?

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Oh boy, they do.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
That's all good.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
No, no, we appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
It's very calm. Baby, she's been so goody.

Speaker 12 (18:48):
Right now, just screaming.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
She's so pretty.

Speaker 9 (18:54):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Like not to say that you guys have ugly babies,
but like she's so pretty.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Like y'all make good looking kids.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Rufio Jason made a great looking I mean, I don't
know how you did it, but.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
It was incredible.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Yeah, yeah, I'm iffy, honest.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Chantelle is here? Is Chantelle? How you doing?

Speaker 12 (19:14):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Good morning guy, great spork in Fred's daycare. Tell us
about you, please.

Speaker 13 (19:21):
Well, honestly, I'm just having to work and then I'll
for the past. I don't even know how many hours.
Yesterday I had to drop my kid brother off to
college for the first time, so that was exciting.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Oh my god, where is your kid brother going.

Speaker 13 (19:34):
The University of Illinoise. That was like two and a
half hours.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
I'm exhausted.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Okay, all right, well we'll see if we can uh
make you a winner today. I don't know what the
pride what. Jason will give her something good. But no
one really loses except you do, kind of. Seventy nine
and eighty one is Paulina's record, which means more people
have won than lost. They're definitely gonna beat Paulina, but
she's on a one game win streak in our in
our game against Paulina, these are general knowledge trivia questions.

(20:00):
Let's see how it goes. Take you and your baby,
please and audios?

Speaker 4 (20:04):
All right, good luck?

Speaker 2 (20:05):
All right, you can leave the baby if you want.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Yeah, you need me to sit.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
I got her, okay, taking the baby? Okay, all right,
we're good. Now, this truly is a village around here. Okay,
question number one, chantellis Paulina Leaves. What do the stars
on the US flag represent.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
The States?

Speaker 1 (20:28):
What cartoon cat's favorite food is lasagna? The average human
has thirty two of these by the time they become
an adult. Rick Bohemian Rhapsody is the highest selling song
from this iconic band, Bohemian Rhapsody. Who sings Bohemian Rhapsody?

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Oh, I'm gonna do it?

Speaker 2 (21:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
And then you can have a phone friend if you want.
You can have a phone and friend from Jason if
you want. But the okay, that question is over. The Nationals, Rockies,
and Athletics are all professional teams that play this sport.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
And Jason can help you.

Speaker 13 (21:19):
Oh Jason like football?

Speaker 3 (21:22):
Yeah, it's giving football.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Then there are you sure about that?

Speaker 1 (21:26):
You got two? Yeah, you got it too. Yeah, yeah,
Jason actually did not help you with that baby exchange.
Pauling and okay, I gotta put the headphones on Paul
in his head? Okay, good, I.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Love your village.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Are you rich? Got by the way? Yeah? I think
you got this? TI goes to you.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
But question number one, what do the stars on the
US flag represent the States?

Speaker 2 (21:55):
That's exactly right.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
What cartoon cat's favorite food is lasagna.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
Cartoon cat lasagna. Yeah, oh, cartoon cat lasagna? Is that
Tom and Jerry? No, that's a cat, Jerry.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Jerry's the mouse.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
Garfield.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Garfield's right, But okay.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
The average human has thirty two of these by the
time they be.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
No seventy bones.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
So she got like thirty four to go.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Well, she has thirty three, girl, but yeah, okay, so
you gotta get one of the two of these are
both Bohemian Rhapsody is the highest selling song from this
iconic band.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
That's Karen Chapin's favorite band.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yeah, I don't well, she might like them, but I
don't know if it's it's not Heart Stevie Nicks. She
loves Stevie Nicks. She loves Heart now queen Queen. Okay,
so you have to get this and Jason can't help
you because he helped her, so he knows the answer.

(23:03):
Maybe The Nationals, Rockies, and Athletics are all professional teams.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
That play this sport for the win. Hockey for the loss.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
You got a one, You got a one at his
lost number eighty two two straight shen Tell is a winner.

Speaker 8 (23:26):
I thought.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Very hard, so hard.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Thank you it's pretty incredible when it too. It's you
a win, right what all you had to do was tie?
But okayas acknowledge well, Chantel, thanks for listening and for
calling being part of the show, and congratulations your brother
hang out one second.

Speaker 13 (23:43):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
I blame it on the baby. You're your focus.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
She got you know, she got a boom in one hand,
and now she wants the headphones and the microphone. She
gets a little more active now she is at that age.
Did you give her duncan coffee? Is that what happened?

Speaker 4 (23:57):
Pretty much?

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Yeah, a baby didn't happen. Didn't happen. Don't even bother
texting didn't happen. It wasn't Duncan. It was a monster
energy direct Kiki karaoke. If you want to play next
eight five five five, N one one three five called
nap ladies and gentlemen, it's time to play Kik's like,

(24:27):
why is this man yelling? It's what I do? What
is that thing you have on her? Make her into
a ghost?

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (24:35):
I put her into a sleepsack.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Oh, that's a sleepsack saddle.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
Yeah, we're gonna see if she naps again. It's a
sleep seck sleep suck carry me around.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
I'm gonna say, can I take a nap? I could
use one? I think, all right, are you ready?

Speaker 4 (24:52):
Come and plus as huh yes, I sleepsack.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Yes, that's called the snuggie I would need.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
You want the forever lazy Lazy. It's a snuggy with
a flap in the back so you can do what
you gotta do without taking it on.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
What Yeah, Oh, I've never seen otherwise.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
I think if you have a snuggy, you'd have to
drop it down to the floor. Yes, yeah, and then
you just look like a body suit you sitting there naked.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
Right, that's too much work, you know, I know?

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Hold on?

Speaker 1 (25:16):
What happened to our name? Claude Claudie? Hi, Claudia, How
you doing, Claudia? Good morning, welcome? Tell us about you.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
I'm just driving home from work.

Speaker 13 (25:29):
Actually, so nothing that crazy.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Are you a nurse?

Speaker 14 (25:33):
I am a nurse.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
I was gonna say, I feel like those are the
folks driving home in the you know, from the middle
of the nighte from working all night. You work three twelves?
Is that how it goes.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
For the most part.

Speaker 13 (25:42):
Yeah, But I decided to pick up a few extra
ships this week.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Okay, all right, well, thank you for being a nurse.
We love you, we appreciate you. So these are three songs.
It's a very simple game. I'm going to tell you
the name of the song. All you have to do
is tell us whether you think the Kiki will get
the words right or wrong when I stopped the song.

Speaker 14 (25:58):
Today's theme Oh boy, birds, Oh my god, to all
right birds.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
If you know, you know, If you don't, the iHeart
app search for the friend show you can go back
and listen. So the first song you know, our birds
themed Kiki karaoke is Nelly for Tato. It's called I'm
Like a Bird.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Oh my god, such a banger.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Would you like or would you think? Do you think
Claudia that she will get this right or wrong? When
I stop the song?

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Wow, I mean I love Kiki and like I reflect her,
and I feel like you should know this song.

Speaker 6 (26:40):
You don't know.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
She's about to say, but you don't know it, But you're.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Going, yeah, I don't, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
I'm going to say no this, I'll see how this goes.

Speaker 8 (26:52):
Nelly, not Nelly, now.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Mister never.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
You've heard of.

Speaker 9 (27:06):
Love love you? I love you. I want.

Speaker 8 (27:15):
It is because I love you and Tweetie and I'm
sorry kild you.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
My heart goes out to the bird heaven. So I'm
going to flap my wings. What I'm like a bird.
I want to flyaway. I don't know where my bird is.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
We would like to have flown away. But have you
given that option for whatever? Okay?

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Whatever?

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Come on, baby, she's about to look at me crazy against.

Speaker 9 (27:58):
Like a bird.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
I don't know I'm a bird, Toby in heaven.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
You Tweety's he's in an I'm just not sure what's
going to happen to you. But uh for cooking, shaking
in front of your bird, killing the damn thing.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
The next song Claudia in our Bird theme Kicking Karaoke
Birds of a Feather Billie Eilish song. Oh yeah, we've been,
you know, playing quite a bit. So what do you
think you think she will get this right or wrong?
Claudia in Our Bird Theme The KICKI Karaoke.

Speaker 13 (28:46):
I think it's a place so often I think she's
going to get this one rate you suggests.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Don't play the same song, so stop at Claudia. Impossible, okay,
she said, She says.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
Yes, say that's what you said the tweets.

Speaker 8 (29:02):
Okay, wait wait, I just want to cook my chicken,
le my bird. Then I want you and just old you.
But you winna wait, oh sweetie, you didn't want to stay.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
You probably didn't want to say it.

Speaker 8 (29:23):
I just want to put you in your bird cage
and watch you rock a wait till you wait.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
To wasn't given that opportunity. If only Phineas were here,
we could take a song out of it. Unfortunately, tweety
was robbed of seventy eight years.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Whatever you didn't get rid Wow, I was close. No,
here we.

Speaker 8 (30:04):
Stick together, birds of a feather, they go on to heaven.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Till you're eighty.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
But you did it because I killed you.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Oh my god, because of.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Okay, finally, Claudia, the last one. You've already won the Actually,
no you didn't because you didn't get that right. So
you have to get this in this game where everybody
really kind of wins. But finally, yell a funny for
this one. In in our bird themed Kiki karaoke, Prince
Wind doves cry, Oh my god, Prince cry. Do you

(30:47):
think she will get this right or wrong? It's a classic.
It is a classic.

Speaker 9 (30:50):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (30:52):
It is a classic, but so was the Pertato song.

Speaker 12 (30:55):
So I'm say this.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
May not go well. Say no, and I'm gonna say no.

Speaker 8 (31:03):
Picture shout out to Tweety and they both beheaded you.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
Yes, just letay.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
A little bit. I'll give you a little more Tweety
and Prince.

Speaker 9 (31:26):
Strike Chi.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Okay, I'll give you the hokey.

Speaker 8 (31:32):
Maybe I'm just like my mother. She's never said it
is fine. So maybe I'm just like my sister because
she gonna ride down with me. And maybe I'm just
like Jason okay, because he's vibing to the song. And

(31:54):
maybe just like maybe g cauld she go ride alone.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
What Claudia, you win? Yeah, nice job boy. You didn't
even get the word dove in there.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
Somewhere he.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Gets there.

Speaker 11 (32:18):
Okay, Yes, she's a sad fine fine scream.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
Why do we at each other?

Speaker 1 (32:26):
This is what it sounds like when when when doves die.
You know, it's when they cry, when he cries. I
think you know what it sounds like when it doub guys,
but nobody else does. All right, Claudia, you win? Hang
on a second. She's like, I worked all night for
this to deal with these clowns. Stay right there, Thanks

(32:50):
so much for listening, for being a nurse.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
And everything.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Is what it sounds like when the dope, God, all right,
your your report has been preempted because we are we
gotta go because because a lot of people need a
need grief counseling. Let me see here, what is our

(33:18):
fun fact today?

Speaker 2 (33:21):
What I wanted to do?

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Oh, we talked about the We talked about beavers once,
didn't we. Yes, well, we talked about it yesterday off
the air. Actually this fact isn't going to be the fact.
But it turns out that the the beaver butts, they
secrete something that has been used as a vanilla flavor
substitute for certain foods and luxury cosmetics. What I don't
want to know why we know that. It concerns me

(33:48):
tremendously that we know what beaver butts taste, like, oh God,
you understand it.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
That meant this.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Somebody one day was like, hey, right, that beaver over there,
bring it over here.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
You know what, I think? That looks kind of interesting.
That's ACCRETI I wonder what that tastes like? No, no,
absolutely not so No.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
In fact, Michigan, our our fund fact is about Michigan
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