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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You've got some bread show is on The Honest Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
So there's a hard hitting question and people would probably
call for hours. But I don't think I have any
like true intolerances, like bodily intolerances to anything. Like there's
something we were just talking off the air about Jerry,
for example, like I think I might be lacktose intolerant,

(00:32):
like Junior, like Junior Junior, like like I might be
like the fourth cousin to lackdose intolerance because it doesn't
agree with me. But it's not like, I mean, nothing
really happens. It's just like I didn't really need to
do that kind of feeling. The same with spicy food.
Same with beer, Like I love beer, but no part
of it makes me feel good after I drank it,

(00:54):
like I like drinking it. I could drink a lot
of it usually, like before I start to feel any
kind of way stuff out with people who are drinking
a lot, I'll usually drink beer, you know, But then
you know, I don't know a few hours afterwards and
the next day I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Like, like why did I do that?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
But I do it anyway, And so I had all
of those and spicy food same way. So I had
all of that yesterday, all of it at once, like
in a three hour period, just once you have it
all and I'm okay, you know, but you're talking about it.
You have a friend who eats dairy and it's a
bad situation, like we got an emergency on our hands. See,

(01:29):
luckily I don't have anything like that. But I wonder,
you know, what is it in your life that you
and you guys couldn't tell me? Because I'm curious, now,
what is it in your life that you know? Like
I probably this doesn't usually go well, but I do
it anyway because I just don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah, I'm like, I'm ready to say it again. Yeah,
no food though there's no food where you're like, you know,
like I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Because I get it, like it started to interrupt you,
but I get it if you like really like I
cannot eat cheese because I will like or or milk
or maybe you're allergic to it or something. You'll get
hives or break up. Like I get That's what I'm
talking about. It's just like I'll use something I didn't bad.
I carrot would have been a better choice, you know,
just a carrot.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
I don't get listen, well, you would agree with me better,
Like I wouldn't be nearly as satisfied, you know, but
I would I wouldn't necessarily feel like I know I
did that. You know, no food though, So.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
That's like the one thing that I don't have is
issues with food. My tummy problems are tied to like
anxiety and stuff like when my grandpa was dying, I
poop my pants.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
I'm not even you know.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
My sister told me, And she may not be happy
that I am taring this story, but she's such an
o when she told me, Like it's kind of an
open book thing, but she was telling me that she
has damn near IBS symptoms when the baby cries, like
if the baby, like she says almost instantly, if in
the middle of the night, for example, if Polly wakes

(02:59):
up and she's sad, eyeing, screaming, upset, she like immediately
has like a stomach problem, like she needs to go
to the bathroom. Oh and I'd never heard of that before.
I mean, I know that, like I think it's an
anxiety related thing, but I don't know it has something
to do with that particular like the baby in distress,
she reacts like with almost negative IBS type symptoms.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
I'd never heard of that before.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, a lot of moms say like they physically cannot
bear to hear their baby cry. And then obviously if
your stomach hurts when you're stressed, then that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Or when you're anxious, it's like second nature. So if
I stress you out, you'll have to poop. Yeah, any
of you guys stress me out, and my stomach is
real bad. And I think it was just me. Yeah,
I would hate if your reaction to me is that
you have to poop. Yeah, it does that. I throw up.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
But you know whoa like, Yeah, I walk in the
room with Fred, I'm like, oh, I'm gonna go to
the two Like that's that's not good? Yeah, Kiki, what
is is there anything? It's like, you know, I'm gonna
do this, But I.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Anything that I'm super excited about. So like my before
I came here the first day, must I mean was
like bubbling like I.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yes, so you were excited to come in. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
So anytime I get ready to like go on stage
or do anything that I'm like a little bit nervous
about but excited, I just must have to go.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
And it's bad.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah wow, yeah, okay, well so I'm sorry if you
were continue to continue to be excited. I don't know, Kevin,
I feel like you. I feel like you haven't like
you're just bulletproof. No, nothing affects you.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
I just eat so much garbage, like I can't really
paypoint it. It's for sure dairy, Like you know, if
I have possible like like I really get I get
gassy and then it's not like I got to go
you know, number two right away, but I know somewhere
in the near future it's going to happen. But I

(04:48):
get really gassy when I uh, you know, posto or
dairy or ice cream, it's going to happen.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Same kind of nature burganty. He's hilarious tells. He tells
jokes about like a boy like what you're saying where
he eats apparently this toxic garbage like nuclear waste that
he eats it. He's like, if you can think of
something that you haven't had in a long time, this
is his joke. But it's like I've eaten it, like airheads.
How about airheads? Like they're doing great. I had something

(05:19):
the other day, Like think of something that you don't
eat often and he jokes about having eaten it. That's
just really random, you know, because it's because no one
ever eats them.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
It's like when you say I've had armies in a while,
I had exactly they're thriving. They got is delicious.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
He's the Fred Shoel Good Morning on the radio and
the iHeart app as well.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Search for the fread Shiel on demand.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
So this list was on Reddit, and I thought I
would ask the people in the room because many of
you have a significant others, some of us don't.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
But this is.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
It's a bunch of white lies that men have told
their wives. So you know, a little white lie, you're
not gonna hurt anybody. It doesn't really hurt anybody. Just
a little something. You guys have something fundamental, like about
health or criminal history or credit or I don't know,
things that are really important a relationship. I mean, this

(06:20):
is a little just a little silly stuff, right, doesn't
hurt anybody, not to know the real answer eight five
five three five What comes to mind though? For you
in your relationship, it's just it's just something that you
either maintain as the truth or you never tell the
truth about it, or just because you would just argue,
might wind up in an argument. It wouldn't necessarily change anything.

(06:43):
It doesn't change the way you feel about somebody else. Kiki,
I'm going to you first, because how long you had
this boyfriend?

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Too long? I know, year five at this point. We
shaded him twice this morning. Are you guys? Okay?

Speaker 4 (06:54):
We're good, but like you know, as boyfriend after five
years it bothers me.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
But anyway, you let's ago, Yes, we do, okay, how much?
Well are you going to give this guy?

Speaker 4 (07:03):
I don't know, Fred, Okay, the streets, it's not It's
not fun out there, so I just don't want to
go back.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Well, I'll tell you that the streets are not fun. Yeah,
And it's a fine line between the funness or lack
of funness on the streets exactly, and the funness or
lack of funness in a committed partnership.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Right there you go. Yeah, so how are you lying
in this guy? Though?

Speaker 4 (07:27):
I lie all the time, you know, especially with money
and like house rules. So money is just like I
feel as though I'm the captain of the finances in
the house, so I should tell him what to spend,
like if we're on a budget, like you know, like.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
No, but like his money, yes, not my money. So
you are separate, but you have you have access to.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
His absolutely, so his is ours and what's mine is mine. Okay,
however that sounds like my mom every relationship successful ladies
tried out and telling you. But I'll go and like
I'll say, listen, we're not spending this month on like
fast food or like we're gonna stay in. We're gonna
keep it low. And then I'll go out and like
buy a purse or a car. I actually pulled up

(08:15):
in a new car and did.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Not even tell him. But anyway, so we're keeping it
low this month, but then I'm buying a new car,
oh my god. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
And then food, me and Kayla we're talking about this
where like I have a rule do not eat in
the bedroom because I feel like he's very messy, you know,
and so but then he's not home, I'm halving my
food in the room.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
I'm watching Real House anywhere you want, except it's already
I see, I see the glimmer in his eye and
it's I love eating in bed too, So that was
I'm sorry. I thought you were taking in some place

(08:56):
we didn't need to go. I'll do that there to listen.
I just try to get a little tray. No, I'm not,
I'm not. I'm not. My bed. My bed is my sanctuary. Okay,
you let me live. You have a big bed, Why don't.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
She's one side for eating it on when you're and
you got something good on the TV and you can
spread it out.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
I separate. I separate food from my bed. Is the
sheets are clean. It's I usually try and shower before
I get in it. Like it's just that's it. That's
a sanctuary. What's the point in showering if you're gonna
get crumbs all over the bed.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
I'm gonna get crumbs. I'm not messy when I eat. Yeah,
so you say, yeah, I do, say the one with
bed bugs. Share your meals with bed bugs. No wonder,
you've got creatures living in there, man, No wonder. Hey, Carrie,
good morning, says the one with red books. They don't

(09:51):
eat food, they eat my blood. What do you are? You?
A husband or boyfriend or girlfriend? Or what are we
doing here?

Speaker 6 (10:00):
Boyfriend?

Speaker 1 (10:00):
All right? And what do you lie about? White?

Speaker 7 (10:02):
Lieing tickets and parking ticket?

Speaker 8 (10:06):
Girl?

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, me too? No, Wayne, what consequence is that of his, Like,
you don't have to tell him the truth about that.

Speaker 9 (10:13):
Just then he just thinks I'm a worse driver than
I am, And what's the point of telling this?

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Sounds like you are with speeding tickets and parking? How
many parkings? How many tickets are we talking about?

Speaker 9 (10:24):
I mean, I've probably had two seating tickets and three
parking tickets in the past year.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Wow, I mean, but I guess I don't. I don't
know why I lie about it.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
But I also don't know why that would matter, because
it's like, you're paying for the tickets, right, it's your
it's your deal.

Speaker 10 (10:39):
Well, that's my argument.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Because you're paying for it, you.

Speaker 11 (10:42):
Got to hear about it, like if only should drive better.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
You wouldn't get that.

Speaker 12 (10:46):
And then all of a sudden your insurance goes up,
Like why did our insurance go up? I got four
tickets in the year. Yeah, but it's boyfriend, they're not.
They're probably not in the same insurance are you, So
it's your insurance too, right?

Speaker 5 (10:57):
Yeah, Hey, naked, I've been dropped from insurance for having
too many spitting tickets.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Let me tell you, well, because this guy's over here
at Tokyo drifts. Okay, I mean he wasn't jail for it,
so or is that what you went to jail for? Yes, yeah,
one of the times you want to meet Yeah, Carrie,
don't go to jail. That's something you probably don't want
to have to do. Thank you. Have a good jack.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
By the way, I got one of those red light
cameras the other day, man, and I trust me. You know,
they send you like three angles in the picture. And
I was zooming in on that thing trying to find
any I'm like, maybe the roads were wet. I don't know, Like,
why did I just blaze? I'm like, I didn't run
that light? Oh, I blatantly ran video. But I'm just
looking and like I'm looking for I'm looking at every angle.

(11:40):
I'm like, there's gotta be a reason why I did that.
I mean, I'm not just out here running lights and
stuff like I must. There must have been some malfunction
of some kind.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
No, a fred eating a cheeseburger that I might try
to you know what. That's that's another thing. I don't
even really eat my collar desperate times, desperate measures, I was,
I'm really hungry.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Yeah, we've eaten I don't want stuff all over my car. Hey, Kate, Hi,
you know I got problems. I got severe OCD and
diagnosed oll case. They don't don't don't at me. People go, oh,
you can't have oc You're not OCD you have I
don't know anyway, Kate, I'm not in the mood for
it this Monday.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
How are you? I'm good?

Speaker 13 (12:25):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Guys? Very well? Thanks for calling. What do you lie
about white law? You tell you see your husband?

Speaker 11 (12:31):
Yeah, we've been married for five years and he has
been giving me a little bit.

Speaker 14 (12:36):
A grief lately about my Starbucks usage. So now when
I go grocery shopping, I am buying Starbucks gifts with
the grocery that Starbucks without man.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Like get that that's clever. Now, So he doesn't see
the gift card purchase though, No, because it's on the
it just just looks like groceries total. A lot of
people like gift card or something that's wild.

Speaker 9 (13:06):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah, I will tell you.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
It is startling how much if you really pay attention,
like how much the amount of money I spend on
coffee and delivery food. It's startling, like it's it's scary
almost it's way too much money.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
But yet I don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
I justified the coffee. I justified there's no way. Yeah,
I could make it at home.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
I could. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
It's part of my day. It's a little it's just
a little something I do, you know. I order it,
I come in, I pick it up. It's made for me.
It's nice, as fresh, as perfect.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
I don't know. At five o'clock in the morning, I'm
okay with it. Yeah, brings you joy. Yeah, exactly one.

Speaker 14 (13:43):
Latte on work days and it's come on.

Speaker 11 (13:47):
Man, let me have my latche.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
So you would say, what do you think you spend
thirty bucks a week? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (13:53):
Probably, it's like it's just.

Speaker 14 (13:55):
Under six dollars a day times five days, about thirty.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
So he'd you not, he'd rather you not spend thirty
bucks that way. Yeah, well, what do you think he's
spending thirty bucks on? I bet he's doing something.

Speaker 14 (14:09):
I mean, I'm the one who I'm the one who
buys everything for him. So like I buy all of
his energy.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Drinks, I buy ergy drinks. Yeah those are just as expensive,
if not more.

Speaker 11 (14:22):
Yeah, well no, it's not quite as much because I
can buy him in bulk, but he works night shift,
so he doesn't really should really do anything.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
That's pretty clever. Normally the gift card trick, people are
gonna use that. Thank you, Kate, have a great day.
Thanks so much for listening to appreciate you.

Speaker 14 (14:40):
You two guys, I love you.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
I love you too.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
A lot of wide lies being told out of here.
Hey Michelle, good morning, Hi Michelle, what are you? Who
are you lying to? And what about mine and my husband?

Speaker 14 (14:52):
We just made the eighteen years married yesterday?

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Congratulations twenty eight years together. You hear that? K twenty
eight years together? Eighteen years married? That means they were
together for ten years. Be where they got married? Look
at that. Oh, I don't know if I'm struggling.

Speaker 9 (15:04):
Though he pushed the issue of marriage. I came from
a more family, so I kept putting it off. But
you know, we decided we finally wanted to have babies,
and I wanted to be married before I have babies.

Speaker 15 (15:14):
So he asked, can we start having babies?

Speaker 9 (15:16):
I was like sure, and he's like, now we have
to get married.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
It's like shit, Oh that's all right, but you are lying,
ass liar now, so get married. Yeah, And you had
a potty mouth. But anyway, what is it you wired about.

Speaker 15 (15:29):
My tickets? My red light tickets that you don't know
that you got until month later and.

Speaker 16 (15:33):
You can see it in the mail.

Speaker 17 (15:34):
Yeah, I got five.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
I got five and one month okay, Now that's a
lot of money.

Speaker 14 (15:40):
First started, well, it started.

Speaker 6 (15:42):
It started with COVID.

Speaker 9 (15:43):
I started driving in stuff, taking the train to downtown,
and I didn't know there was a section that used
to get you for going over thirty miles an hour
and I was doing like thirty seven thirty six. And
so I got my first one, which was a warning,
and I was like, oh okay. And then that a
month after it happened, and then I ended up getting
five more.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Within that's five hundred bucks, right, one hundred bucks a pop.

Speaker 6 (16:06):
Yeah, it was one hundred dollars a pop.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
And how can you get by the way before you start?
Are these do they get points on our license?

Speaker 18 (16:13):
No?

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Points? Oh no, it's just it's just fine. They just
rob you. Don't keep it you And I tried.

Speaker 6 (16:22):
Getting out of them.

Speaker 14 (16:23):
I worked for a lot and so they're like, oh,
fight it, fight it.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
I'm like, okay, So I fought it for a little bit.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
You know, bought me some time.

Speaker 19 (16:29):
But yeah, I ended up going on a payment plan.

Speaker 15 (16:32):
I had a paid off in like three months.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
I get you. There's nothing you can do. They got
pictures of you everything. That's funny. How clear these ties,
aren't you now? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:42):
And there used to be a million ways to beat them.
I don't know if there are any more. Like when
I was really young. Where I grew up, it was
one of the first cities to have photo radar, where
they'd park a truck on the side of the road
and there were guys out trying to beat these things,
lawyers talking about Pythagorea and theorem and all this crazy.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Stuff to beat them.

Speaker 15 (16:59):
Oh, I was it.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
My dad got a bunch of them and then he
would but the car was in my mom's names or
vice versa, so they'd go to court and be like,
what wasn't me? Well, who was it? Like I don't know,
Like you really don't know who's driving your car? No,
I don't know, okay, because it had to be you
and all this different stuff. Michelle, slow down, Yes, I'm
trying all right, have a good day.

Speaker 5 (17:19):
Yeah, the cameras are crazy. You call what do you
you lie about? Purchases, don't you. Yes, I lie about
how much I actually spent on whatever I just bought.
It's there's always a deal. I got a great deal.
It was all clearance or something like that. Or when
it comes to shoes and be like these shoes.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
I had these shoes for like three years. I just
never wore them. You know.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
That's why I put them in the middle of the pile.
You know what I'm saying. I got a stack of boxes.
I keep it in the middle so it looks like
I've had them for a little bit. You know, put
a little little put a little dents in the box with.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
You know what I'm saying. But yeah, oh there's lawn more.
Oh I got hooked up, big out hooked me up.
You know what I'm saying. Oh you know this TV
this Oh it was this TV clearance you know, yeah,
naturally right.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
I feel like a lot of women have lied about
in the bedroom if something happened or didn't happen.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
I feel like that's a common one, Like they're consistently
lying about the level of happiness. Yeah, if you reach
I want to tell you this much. If you do that,
if you're in a relationship and you're doing that all
the time. I know, at what point do you? And
I'm just asking, at what point is that? Does that
become sort of on you and not on me?

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Like if you break up with me a year later
and you go fred fred never got me off or
whatever whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
No, but I'll tell you something if you did. If
you did, and I'm a receptive guy, like if I'm
if I'm willing to hear you and listen and adjust
and you just don't tell me because you're embarrassed or
because you don't want to communicate that that's not really
on me anymore, is it. I don't think it's really
ever on the guy.

Speaker 20 (18:55):
I just think it's the way that we were taught
about sex and grew up that makes us feel like
we have to do that.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
I think it can be about the guy tho, because
there are a lot of selfish guys out there that
just don't care because we get ours no matter what.
So it's like, yeah, you do. Yeah, So there can
be some some rude guys out there, but I think
the guys who like care.

Speaker 20 (19:14):
If you don't communicate, it's hard to communicate that so
sometimes too, you know, it's like like experts say, you're
not supposed to do it, like when you're you know,
anywhere near the actual moment, you're supposed to do it
in like a.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Please give me some instructures. I A'm down there from
my health, you know, like let's let's get this right,
you know what I'm saying, Like, let's move, let's some movement.
Whatever it is, it's necessary, exactly. Please if you want
the Promised Land, if you would, I mean, come on now,
I'm down here for you, not for me. The Friend
Show is on Good Morning on the radio and the

(19:45):
iHeart app at each time search for the Friend Show
on demand. I'm watching this video of Jason Brown this
morning on our Instagram Friends Show Radio. What what inspired this? UK? Will? Yes?
And where do we think? There was almost an accidental
crouch shot, So I didn't realize that you could see

(20:06):
as far down on me this morning because I didn't
have any pants on. So I was like, wait, let
me rewatch that. Some boxers. Yeah, are you a boxer guy?
I sleep in those? Oh yeah, I didn't know that
boxer beefs in the day, boxers in the night. I
feel like I know a lot about all of you,
but I told Jason that you were a boxer.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
The things I know about I mean, Kiki, it'll happen
to you for YouTube. But the things I know about
you guys, it's just it's really crazy. Okay, like it's
really nuts. Well I'm not a boxer guy, but I
know because they're comfy. You talked to somebody. I mean,
I've been talking to a lot of you for a decade.
It's like, I don't know. There's just there's stuff. I
just know stuff, well, box all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Wear shirts a bit.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah, I wear you guys know, I wear basketball shorts
to bed, like I wear like almost a full outfit. Yeah,
and I wear the same I have house clothes. Two
red shirts that I wear. They're like worn to crap.
They're just like so warned like on it. One's got
a uh coat on it. It was from the Cubs

(21:13):
World Series right.

Speaker 18 (21:16):
Video.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yeah, because when I'm at home, sir.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
It's like one of like three shirts that wear because
they're just ratty and like they're so comfortable.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
I can't wear them. It's a goat Okay. The other
ones got oh the other one's got Harambe on it. Yeah. Yeah,
they're from I bought them at the same time, but
you decide, like what was going to be the house
t shirt?

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Well, because they're just so worn, I can't really wear
them like out so.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
You used to you retire them at one? I retire them. Yeah.
Can I get you some new house clothes? You close?

Speaker 2 (21:45):
You can if you want. I mean, I love house clothes,
but I don't know. It's just it's comforting to me,
and I wash them and I only wear them at home.
And I have these like basketball shorts that are like
like shorter basketball shorts and they're so comfortable and I
wear them at home and I'm kind of upset when
they need to.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Be washed because I can't wear them. Yeaow yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
And I'm also the guy that will get completely naked
in front of the washing machine so that everything is
in there, because like it would bother me to do
an entire load of laundry, but then what I'm wearing
would then go in the hamper when that's done, So
they were like I hear the hampers empty, but then
I'd be putting something in there like twenty minutes later.
That would annoy me, Like I got to do it

(22:24):
all at once. So the hampers. I need the hamper
to be empty for a little while to see them.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
There, your tall self, tall nakedself, just stirring until it's over.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Yeah, so you wrap yourself naked like you're just walking
around for the whole site.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Right today, I'm gonna do it. I'll do some laundry
before I take a nap, and I'll just get completely naked.
I'll put the laundry in, I'll take my nap, I'll
get up in time to switch it to the dry well.
I will for this because that way I'm not getting
anything dirty. Wow, on laundry day, I need to come
over in laundry day.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
That's like the end.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
Like when I do laundry, that's like the end of
the cycle, like the old cycle. You know what I'm saying,
Like I know not to wear this again because it's
in the hamper, but you know what I mean, Like
it's what I'm going for is the feeling of the
empty hamper. Like I'm gonna I got a dishwasher full
of stuff. I'm gonna go home today. I'm gonna empty
the dish washing. I forgot to start that last I'm

(23:17):
gonna do the.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Oh God, mine becomes a science project because I use
so few dishes that like it. It's a science project
by the time I wash it. Yeah, but then like
I'll go home today and I'll empty the hamper so
that the washing machine will be empty, you know, the dishwasher,
and then I'll be doing laundry, empty hamper, towels in there, everything,

(23:40):
and then my did my sheets yesterday.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
So then when it's done, it's done. There's nothing to
be done.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
The thing is empty completely, and you get that feeling
for a day of like I have done all of
my laundry that I can possibly do.

Speaker 5 (23:53):
I understand that, But why can't you just put on
another like the house clothes, because then at some point
instead of walking around, well, because.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Then they watch because then they're gonna be dirty. What
those are the same clothes you're going to be going
to sleep in, you know what I'm saying. That's true. No,
but but I've been wearing them. They're in the rotation,
so now they gotta be washed because it's the end
of the rotation. You watch them after everywhere. The house clothes, well, no.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
I watched them like every other day, but but or
at least I rotate them, but you gotta remember I
go home and put them on, I wear them the
rest of the day, so they need.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
To be washed. You can wear it instead of being naked.
I admire this. I've never achieved an empty hamper in
my life. What It's an amazing feeling. It's a wonderful feeling.
I gotta try it.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
So is Friday around eight o'clock, take a big shot
of Nike will or a gummy and just wait, just wait,
just wait for the exhaustion they had like a little
little crime TV on Friday night. I am eight or
I and just wait to be exhausted. And the whole time,
you know, the alarm is not going off the next day.
What time do you wake up in the morning, Saturday morning?

Speaker 1 (24:56):
What time are you up? Eight thirty nine? I'm thirty ten.
I can sleep right.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Sometimes I'll get up at like eight something, you know,
I'll do Sometimes I'll get up and no one cares
about this. But sometimes I'll get up at like eight,
I'll order breakfast. Breakfast will arrive, I'll eat it, I'll
go back to bed. Yeah, yeah, that's how I do. Anyway,
you ever, one should.

Speaker 5 (25:15):
Order the night before and like pre like pre order
so someone knocks on your door and it wakes you
up at eight that it's there.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Can you do that? Yeah, you could do that on
the app. Yeah, some places we'll like order in advance
on huh.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Oh my god, that's another west Loop Tom. I'm team
empty hamper as well. You can't let Jim close sit around.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Well, he has OCD too.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
I remember one time I posted a picture of my
freezer and everything was facing one way and there was
like one thing that wasn't and that really bothered bother.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
So I think he has OCD a little bit too.
M M.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's the thing is you got to
you got to enjoy the little things in life. You
gotta say with the little things in life. That's I've learned.
That's my advice of the day.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
That's my thing.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
You know, like the empty hamper, the empty dishwasher, the
first sip of coffee, sleeping in. When you go to
a hotel, splurge on room service. I know it's expensive,
but do it anyway, because when else is someone going
to bring you eggs with a little dome over the
top of it on a tray.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
You have never had room server. You're never had room
service you of all people. Yeah, it's expensive, so is
eating at a restaurant. But I don't as much as
a room. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
But I'm saying, if you're paying for the hotel, then
splurge on some room service.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Why not went out again? When else is someone going
to bring you? First of all, I'm trying to find
the cheapest deal. I go for the early breakfast. I'm
up at six, that waffle in the machine.

Speaker 21 (26:53):
Paying.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Then I've had room service. Well, there you go. I
don't know, find yourself a suremon. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
The long room service I've had is like Kaitlin eating out,
eating someone else's eating someone else's.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
We know you haven't had that room service, untouched. We
talked to your wife about it. I'm not eating off
the floor eating someone else's left over.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Were a favorite wave I was. I was calling back
to an interview with his wife. That's fine, I say
an interview. And it's funny because when people when I
say something like this, people are like, oh, you're so boogie,
You're so like, well, I am a little bougie. And
I also, I also don't have anyone else take care
of it myself, you know, So I mean whatever, you know,

(27:41):
I'll admit it. I don't have to put a kid
through college that I'm aware of or anything like that.
So yeah, but I am also saying to you that
when you stay in a hotel they have room service,
I recommend you splurge.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
It is worth it.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Sometimes sometimes it's not, but and then sometimes you gotta check. Sometimes,
like on a one credit card, I book last time
went to hotel was included. They don't tell you that,
but I knew that it was included. And it was
included for two people. And you bet, you bet I ordered.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
I was just me. You bet I ordered for two people?

Speaker 19 (28:10):
Yeah, you bet?

Speaker 1 (28:11):
And it was funny.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Guys stated this hotel for a week and they kept
wheeling it in after like three days. Was the same
guy and he's like, so, where's the second because they
set up the table. There's a little table and they like,
they set it up and they put play settings on
each side. And the guy's like, so when is the
other person arriving? And I'm like, you know what, she's
always out running this time, you know, but when she
gets back she we did not say that I did.

(28:32):
I had a whole narrative for this fake person that
didn't exist because I was embarrassed about the quantity of food.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
That I order. You try to date an early morning runner,
like even in your.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Fantasy, because that was the reason she wasn't in the
hotel room every time that he came by with French
toast that was four feet tall. Oh you know what,
she's an eater, that one. But I came up with
a whole narrative about where this imaginary person was because
I was embarrassed at the quantity of food I'd ordered.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
It was long too, don't do that at all, Like
the food did they come with like two bags for
just me? I'll be like, get that cats right ache.

Speaker 13 (29:06):
Food?

Speaker 1 (29:07):
You know, I hope you don't talk to you.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Oh yeah, yeah, I scream like that too, cat Now, yeah,
I have problems. But it was two people included, so
I ordered enough for two. That's a rufo move. You
would do that, Oh yeah, for sure, that would be
there'd be no shame, be like, no, where's the other person?
You're looking at it?

Speaker 4 (29:29):
You got it?

Speaker 7 (29:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Yeah, here's a tip. Oh, don't do roof servers two
if you didn't tab kidding, of course, I would tip them. Yeah, sure.
The other thing I've learned about Rufio is.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
If we're all out together and I leave and I leave,
is I got to take care of the tab. I
gotta tip, and I do everything before I leave, because
otherwise everyone is gonna walk out, and then I then
it looks like I didn't tip anybody.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
That's what it looks like.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
That's what I learned about rufo That or if I
leave him in the I can't leave in the club,
otherwise you'll pass out at the table and get kicked out.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
That did happen. Both stories are true in the same night.
All of that in one night. I had to track
down this poor bottle girl at her house in like
Milwaukee or something and send her a check for the tips.
Don't ever not let Fred into the club, or you'll
lose your job.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Right because of Rufio. That was the same night too.
I'm over here going it's oh, that's I'm not read.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
You get somebody FIREDO. Wait, Kaylen, you let the two
of him go out alone so long ago.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Yes, I will tell an abbreviated version of the story
because everyone's heard the story, and so I'm sorry if
you have to hear it for the fifth time or whatever.
But as you know, I only have like ten stories.
I tell him over and over. Rufio and Jess and
I went out after a wedding. We were inebriated. We
decided to go to a club, which you knew I
was inebraated if I wanted to do to a club.

(31:01):
So I texted owner of said club and I said, hey, man,
don't need anything special, but can I can I get in?
Because I knew it was gonna be a long line
and then it was and it was it was There
was already a line, and I'm like, can we do
something here? Like yeah, I know, I was flexing. It
was fine, and I know the guy and we've done
stuff for him, so now it's time to do stuff

(31:23):
for me. Like it's fine, that's how this works. And
he goes, yeah, you have no problem. Come to the
front and tell them that you're there, or ask for
this guy and tell them that you're there for me,
Like okay. So we walk up to the thing and
we I'm trying to remember okay yeah, and they're like yeah,
we got up to the to the to the rope
and I'm like, hey, here's the deal, and they're like

(31:45):
not tonight, buddy, whatever, what do you mean? And I'm
like all right, you know, you know I'm not going
to make a scene. I'm like, okay, all right. So
then we walk down the street have another drink, and
then I get a call from the O. He's like
where are you? Like, well, we we came and the
guy said no, and he's like I'm sorry, like yeah,
the guy said not tonight.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
He's like, uh, okay, well come back. I'm like all right,
So I come back and at this point it's the
manager of the club, a couple of them, and he's
got all the guys lined up. There's a big line
all the way down the block. He's got the he's
got all the door guys lined up, and he says,
tell me which one said that to you? And these
guys are all twice my size, and so Rufio and

(32:25):
Jess stand it behind me and I'm like, hey, you
know what, it's not a problem, Like we're just gonna
we can just go in now.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
And then all of a.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
Sudden he goes he goes, we got you, Fred, like
just let us know who it is. You could sit
at my table, like everything's for free.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
And I was just like over friend, why right, and
he goes, you're fired what right in front of me?
And fired the guyl.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
I would feel I didn't do it. I don't want it.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
This guy did and he it was this dude was
just had a second to listen to freend Yeah, and
I wasn't.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
I wasn't bessing, but I'm sure many people who talked
to him.

Speaker 5 (33:06):
It wasn't being like a jerk or anything. He was
just trying to call me be like, hey, you know
this dude sent me the text.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
You know.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
The owner is like, I have the text. I'm looking for.

Speaker 5 (33:15):
This guy's like not tonight, my dude, We're not doing
this tonight. And I was like and then friends was
like okay, and then we let we had a bad
day or something.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
And in fairness, the next day I did try and
like talk the guy back into a job.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
So I don't know what. I don't know what wound
up happening. I mean, because I feel bad.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
But then someone who has dealt with really bad security
in Chicago nightclubs, I feel like, let him be a
lesson because you you just don't treat.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
People bad, right?

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Was the thing? The owner of this club is like
I don't care if it's you who are I own
the place and I asked you to come. I don't
care if it's you or somebody like, we can't be
treating people this way, like you got to hear the
customers out, even if it's annoying. And I'm like, yeah,
but I don't know, I don't want to be responsible,
and I wasn't.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Well, you're not, Yeah, Kevin, Kevin did.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
This guy I'll never forget it, jumps over my shoulder
and with a big finger.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
It was that guy.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
I'm like, this dude is twice my size, which means
he's three times Ruvio's side.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Right, he never caught out with you.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Another thing is all the guys were looking at me
like don't you do it? And they were looking at
me like and I wasn't gonna. I'm like, I'm like,
you know what, it is not a problem. Maybe I
misunderstood it was that one.

Speaker 5 (34:26):
And then to continue the story, we ended up at
the table we were drinking. Fred leaves I'm still there.
I passed out at said bar at the table passed.

Speaker 16 (34:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
We were drinking all night.

Speaker 5 (34:37):
We went came for the wedding, Like I get escorted
out and they're like everything's taken care of, Like it's
all taking care of and but that was when Fred
was leaving.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
He's like, it's all taken care of.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
And then so the next day he finds out that
no one left the tip for this girl and she
lived not in Chicago, she lived out of state, and
she was driving on the weekend.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
So Fred sent her check. You never go out with
him again if I were you.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Right, because that's what I said to him. I go, guys,
all you got to do is tip. That's all you
gotta do. Yeah, like you guys, enjoy the rest of
the night. I go, all you got to do is tip?

Speaker 1 (35:10):
You said that, right, Yeah, But but it wasn't just
it wasn't just me in front of this table. There
was a bunch of people. But guys, I didn't even know.

Speaker 18 (35:17):
I go.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
I was only there for like a half an hour
because I was traumatized by the yeah, you know, end
of the man's career that I got.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
I didn't beat you with career, and so I was
sort of like outside, I got my friend. That's another thing. Yeah,
I didn't want none of that smoke. I didn't want
that smoke it wasn't worth it to me what people
will do now you are crazy.

Speaker 16 (35:39):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
But I was kind of this is a long time ago,
it's like ten years, oh yeah, but I was kind
of dating one of the girls that works there, and uh.
And so I saw her the next day and I'm like,
did those guys tip? And She's like, I wasn't gonna
tell you, but no, And I'm like okay. So then
I'm like, where is this girl? Like, well, she lives
in I don't know, somewhere in Wisconsin. I'm like, and
she drives in. I'm like, okay, I'm like, give me

(36:01):
your number. So I called her. I'm like, hey, like,
what's your address? She gave it to me and I
and this would be I think this is even before Venmo.
This was before yeah yeah. And so I'm like, why
can't we cash the mail? So I wrote her in
check for like two hundred bucks. I put in the mail,
I mailed it to her, and I'm like, I felt
so bad. But this guy, you know, in his defense,
but I don't know if it's defense, but he was
too wasted to remember to do anything. But but then again,

(36:25):
that's that sort of part for the course. With old
Kevin over there.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
He's so nice for it was right. I felt terrible
the whole thing. I'm like, this is a disaster.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
You came to her job, crossed the scene with you,
got somebody fired, that the body fire.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Your boy passes out, you said it. I threw in
the cab on the way home. Married you. Yes is before, Yeah,
this is this is yeah yeah, like I said, and
they're still married. He's a real one. She is a
real one. Yeah, I'm telling you, like you, I'm not

(37:03):
the one that like she gets hammer to you know
what I'm saying. But she goes, she goes, but he
more fread show next, You've got to wait. Bread show
is on.

Speaker 7 (37:21):
Money Show.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Anyone else ever feel like, uh, your hair looks better
when it's dirty?

Speaker 9 (38:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:06):
For everyone? I think that's true. Is that true?

Speaker 2 (38:09):
I'm not trying to make it like a Christopher Columbus
to ask discovery here this morning, Like I don't think
I discovered.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Like the New Land, like when you discovered water, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Like flavored water, yeah, when I discovered that yeah, and
yoga and there were some other things I discovered too, well,
I don't I didn't plan I discovered them. I just
approached them with a youthful enthusiasm, as though I was early,
not even early in the trend. I was just excited
like people were in a year before that.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
You know, I loved it. Yeah, I don't know why
you gave up. Well, I didn't necessarily drinking water.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Yeah, well yeah, well yeah lately yeah, no, I've been
doing really well lately. But I washed my hair this morning,
and I like put some crap in it to make
it that, you know, like conditioner kind of stuff, and
I don't It's too fluffy.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
I don't like it. Do you watch every day? No,
every like third day?

Speaker 9 (38:58):
Oh good?

Speaker 1 (38:59):
But I wish I could. I wish I had gone
further than that. I have to wash every day. I
can't stand my hair feelingly, say, I know, I.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Noticed, like when I had short hair, like really short hair,
it didn't really matter. But now that I have longer hair,
it does it. It matters, like it's better after it
looks like I've like rolled around in the mud, a well,
it looks better. Everything looks better when I looked I
rolled around to the mud for a while. Yeah, I
want to look like I came back from Burning Man
after a week that's not that's the look I'm going
for every single day. I know a guy who went

(39:27):
and I know this is a true story because I
know who he went within and he first of all
took him twelve hours to drive out of there.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
At the end, he was with somebody who flew.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Out on a helicopter so that person didn't have to
deal with them. But he said he was so dirty
that he stopped at the very first hotel that there was.
It was like a fleabag, nasty hotel, like the very
first place he could find, driving from wherever this is
to like I think it was La or wherever he
was going. He says he got in the shower this
nasty hotel and the water ran on him for an

(39:58):
hour before it began. And to not be dirty, oh
he was that dirty. I'm standing in the desert for
a couple of days. I don't know why that's fun.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
I don't know. I don't know why. That's fine. Not
my scene, but it looks cool for you guys like
dirty boogers. And then no, I know, but what you're
getting in return is nice. It's a disease, right, It
is a respiratory issue, is what you're getting in return,
I mean after you get home though, I mean the
memory last last, the lifetime. I don't need my loans.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Yeah, so guys, I guess if you're going to trip
out on god knows what, you may as well be
in the middle of the desert. Well you're in the
middle of nowhere, like nothing's going to happen to you,
and everybody else is in the same state of mind.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
So it's like, use money. You have to like trade goods.
What are you serious trading? You bring like stuff to
trade like jewelryar. It's so bizarre to where you want
like a water bottle, you have to give someone a trinket.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Well, I don't know if there's like other vendors, but yeah,
the way that you get something you create and your
camps like I'll.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
Give you foot Like it's so bizarre, but it's as
a goat.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Can I have like a Hamberger?

Speaker 2 (41:09):
No, I wish I could the same with that. Was
it an e DC or whatever that is in near
Vegas And no, it's electronic thing. It's similar, except it's
kind of in civilization. But there I saw in TikTok
for not a ton of money, and I'm sure this
has changed now. Those helicopter companies that do, like the
tourists were flying people in and out of there, so
you didn't have to wait in like the eternal lines.

(41:29):
And it wasn't like I thought I saw that. I'm like, oh,
it's gonna be one thousand dollars or something like each. No,
it's like one hundred and fifty. But it wasn't like crazy,
and that way you can actually leave when you want
to leave, I guess, and for that I would do it.
It's just the lines and like, I don't want people
touching me.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Really, Other than that I would DC wouldn't be I
don't well, it's.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Not an experience like I mean, I think it's an experience.
It's not quite as a cultural movement like burning man Is.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
I think you would love Coachella or Stagecoach just because
they keep it really clean.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
You know, they have rules about where you can drink
and put your cant like it's very organized.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
You don't need to be in a crowd.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Yeah, that's kind of how olstin City Limits was a
little bit. Yeah, it's like the same c three the
same folks who do LA, except it's a mush law
I think it's a much larger space. I think Zilker
Park is way bigger. Is it bigger than Grand Park?
All I know is it felt it may not be bigger,
but it felt more open. You know, you could actually
find space to like like real space, like you could

(42:28):
actually sit down with like a blanket or something.

Speaker 18 (42:31):
You know.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Not that I'm doing that, that's my kind of party.
But you had an escape right you could go into
like the masses. But then you could also you know whatever,
ever been left waiting by the phone. It's the Fred Show. Hey, Karina,
good morning, Welcome to the program.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
How are you John?

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Okay, it's waiting at the phone, of course, trying to
figure out why you may have been ghosted?

Speaker 1 (42:55):
So what's going on with this guy? Keith? Keith?

Speaker 22 (42:58):
I like matt On, you know, the day as Mon does.
And we went out once. He took me to dinner.
We had like a really amazing time. But he hasn't
texted me yet, and I'm really like not sure why
because I thought it was you know, like the definition
of a great first date.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
So you look back on this, you're like, we had
a great time, good conversation, good chemistry.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
You retracted to him.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
You felt like it was flowing the other way too,
like you were getting the vibe that he felt the
same way about you. Absolutely, yeah, okay, and yet you
haven't heard from him. No, no, like hey did you
have fun last night? Or thanks for last night? Or
you know, no like I don't know text when you
get home, nothing like. Literally, it's been radio silence since
this day. Yeah, okay, all right, Well let's I'm gonna

(43:44):
play a song. We'll come back, we'll see if we
can get Keith on the phone. You'll be on the
phone as well, and we're gonna ask these questions for you.
We're gonna see if we can figure this out. And
the hope is that we can set you guys up
on another date that we pay for.

Speaker 22 (43:54):
Sound good, sounds great?

Speaker 13 (43:56):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Stay right there, Let's see what happens next. Part two
of Waiding by the phone after this song on The
Fred's Show. Good morning, It's The Fred's Show. Part two
of Waiting by the Phone. Hey, Karina, all right, welcome back.
Let's call this guy Keith. You met on a dating app,
you went on a date, you thought the date was successful.
You were hoping to hear from this guy again. You
expected to after the date to schedule another date. Except

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he's ghosting you. He's not reached out at all, he's
not responding to you. There's just nothing, and you want
to know what happened? Yeah, okay, well let's call him now.
Good luck, Carina?

Speaker 4 (44:28):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Hello. Hi is is Keith?

Speaker 8 (44:38):
H h Keith?

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Hi, good morning. My name is Fred.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
I'm calling from the Fred's Show, the morning radio show,
and I have to tell you that we are on
the radio right now and I would need your permission
to continue with the call.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
So okay if we chat for a little bit on
the show. Oh well, okay, sure, no, thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
I know it's kind of startling, alarming, maybe concerning when
you get a call from a radio show like this.
But we're calling on behalf of a woman named Karina.
You guys met on one of the dating apps and
went out recently. Do you remember her? I hope, yeah
I do.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
She was She was a weirdo.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Oh okay, weirdo. Why what happened? Because, just to give
you some context, she reached out to us. We talked
to her. She said, Hey, I like this guy, Keith.
I was hoping to see him again, except you haven't
tried to schedule anything else with here, and you're now
you're saying she's a weirdo.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
So why what happened?

Speaker 23 (45:26):
Well, so, like we went to get dinner, right, and
then afterwards we went to go find another We were
like walking to go find another spot to drink at.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
And there was like this injured rat.

Speaker 23 (45:39):
It was like his leg was hurt, and she got
on her hands and knees and like grabbed it and
tried to help it and was like kissing it and stuff.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
It was whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Who All right, okay, okay, yeah, I need a second. So, Keith,
I love a person who loves an animal, I really do.
And I appreciate somebody who maybe wanted to make sure
that this like wild animal didn't get further hurt or
I don't know, something like that.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
But she put her lips to the rat.

Speaker 23 (46:10):
Yeah, I mean after that, I was like, I can't
do this, this is just too much.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
What let me bring Karina into that. I'm sorry, Keith,
I forgot to mention the karinas here. I'm very forgetful.
And normally I would I would string this on a
little bit more, but no, we got to get right
to why you're kissing rats, Karina, which is not something
I thought I would say really kind of ever, but
I appreciate that you care about, you know, living creatures.
But I mean, rabies, whatever other things these what are

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we doing?

Speaker 22 (46:37):
That's not really how you get raby's. But I was
just trying to help the rat. It wasn't even really
fully kissing it. I was kind of trying to give
it a bit of CPR. It was not doing well,
and I was just trying to help it.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
You were performing CPR on a rat. I mean, yeah,
it's kind of sweet. As an animal lover, I don't
want to I don't want to clown this woman, but
why are we Gieky the face that you're making, but Kingy,
it's a radio show, so like the face I can't describe,
but I need to understand what's happening in your head
right now. This Carina was trying to save the rats

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life by performing life saving CPR. Lie man, I'm just
I'm like losing it.

Speaker 23 (47:16):
I mean, it's like the rat whisper her something.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
But we're doing chest compressions as well, because you got
to do both. I mean, come on, everybody knows your.

Speaker 22 (47:25):
Two fingers and give some little cental compression.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Oh no, no, right, who told you that? Like, who
told you that?

Speaker 22 (47:33):
I just like watch animal videos and stuff online.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
I don't think I've ever seen somebody perform CPR on
a rat. I don't. I really don't.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
Like.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
I don't know what video you're watching, but I don't.
I don't recommend that. I think there's a lot of
like rat born illnesses and diseases, and they're not necessarily
the most sanitary. And I look, I really appreciate that
you care about other living things. But if I went
on a date with a woman and she got on
the street and performed CP over there, right, and then

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were you going to use that same mouth to kiss him?

Speaker 22 (48:10):
I don't kiss on the first date, but.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Now that right now, that would be now that is uncouth,
Like we're not we're not with that. You do not
kiss a human on the first day, but you will
absolutely perform CPR on a rat.

Speaker 22 (48:27):
Popkissing are totally different things, though.

Speaker 23 (48:33):
The kiss of life, I don't know. It's kind of
crazy that you put your lips on a rat, but
not on me.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
No, No, she would never do that. I mean, she
doesn't know if you have anything.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Yeah, she's gonna need to see a help. But as
far as the rats concerned, again, like you know how
much I love animals. I don't want to make fun
of you for this, but that is a crazy thing
to do.

Speaker 23 (48:59):
Actually, yeah, like if there was a bird or a puppy,
I mean it would still be like be careful because
they're wild, but or maybe not wild, but like stray.
I guess it's like.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
I have the line Keith, I love a dog, but
like I don't know that I would just put my
mouth on a dog's mouth. Oh no, I would any
dogs A stranger dog, yes, stranger danger. Yeah, well I
mean that's I mean, that's more feasible to me. But
still I would help the dog.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
I would get like assistance, a vet or something called
authorities or I don't know what I would call the authorities.
But like I still I don't know.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
I don't know why we're putting our mouthplaces like that,
and I put my mouth a lot of places.

Speaker 12 (49:39):
But like.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Me, you know, he's got to give CPR. You know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Okay, all right, So Karina, this is like standard for you,
Like you don't even seem the least bit phased. This
is just like what you Have you done this with
other animals before? Have you done this was an opossum?

Speaker 22 (50:02):
No, I can't send or really have the chances in opassum.
But I mean, do I walk around like looking for
analytay of CPR too?

Speaker 3 (50:11):
No?

Speaker 22 (50:11):
But you know I've done it like once or twice before.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Oh my god, this is how the pandemic spread right here?

Speaker 5 (50:17):
Yes, So what if the rat wasn't in trouble and
it was just out there, would you still like, oh,
I'm gonna I'm gonna pet this rat?

Speaker 22 (50:22):
I mean no, I think that would probably scare the rat.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
But putting your mouth on it, I mean it was
clearly struggling.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Oh god, I'm so torn here between this is absolutely
insane and your mother Teresa of rats.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
I don't know, but like I.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
All right, So Keith, I'll ask the question, but I
know the answer. Would you like to give Karina another chance?

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Again?

Speaker 2 (50:47):
This is somewhere between really really sweet and really really
twisted and dangerous.

Speaker 22 (50:52):
Yeah, it's a little too much for me.

Speaker 23 (50:54):
Like, I'm sorry, I'm just not interested.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
In like the rat whisper, what about a skunk, Karina,
would you perform life saving CBR on a skunk knowing
that it will probably spray you with skunkchreskuns.

Speaker 19 (51:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 22 (51:09):
I've never been in a situation hard to say.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Whatever it is, it's a hard one. Yeah, it's a
tough one. Okay, Okay, No I'm not lady, lady, I
don't know. Okay, So he's not interested, Karine, you sound
like a nice person. I don't recommend that. I think
that the CDC says that's a bad idea. But I
think the government, I think the FBI, the CIA, I

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think they're all united on this one. I think yeah,
NATO said absolutely. I saw this about NATO the Space Force.
Everybody said, we're not on that. But I think you're
a nice person, which is well. Keep thank you for
your touch.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
It's the French Shiel good morning on the radio and
the iHeart app as well. Search for the French Shill
on demand. I wanted to play this for you guys.
This is from the Old t Team, the Old TikTok
woman named Nasa as a mom but meaning you get
to this too. So This is a clip where she
is talking about what her ten year old son is
doing at school, and she, as you'll hear, she can't

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really tell. She can't really decide if she's proud of
him or or should discipline him or what. And this
is my question at you'll hear this, and I want
to know eight five five three five You can always
text the same number now, by the way, eight five
five one three five. Has your kid done something that
you probably should have disciplined him or her for, but

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you are secretly kind of proud of your kid for
doing it because it's like, I don't think you should
do that, but that's kind of clever. So listen to
this story. This is about her ten year old. Hold them,
I'm going to unmute it or something, or maybe push
the right button.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
I don't know. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 18 (52:49):
So my ten year old comes home with a pocket
full of money today. I said, I'm where'd you get that?
I know you didn't bring all that school. And it
turns out my little entreprising fifth grader aspires to be
a loan shark because he started a new school this year,
and I told him in the.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
First few weeks of school.

Speaker 18 (53:07):
Just be yourself, don't be afraid to put yourself out there,
and you know, find a way to start new conversations
and find out about new people and blah blah blah
blah blah stuff you supposed to say. So we're in
the fourth week of school and I find out he's
been posting up at the vending machines offering interest free loans.
Everybody have money for a snack or a drink today,

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and yes, interest free loan, as long as you pay
it back at the agree to time and date, and
by doing so, no harm, no fouls. A couple of
kids helping each other out, great ways start a conversation,
makes some friends established a little bit of stressful liability
friendly face.

Speaker 13 (53:45):
I think it's actually crazy.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
That's a helicopter flying over her up early. But it
gets better.

Speaker 13 (53:49):
Now you're taking a big risk because not everybody's going
to pay you back. And then I think you didn't
bring that much money to school. How much are you loaning?

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Then helving doors blow off the thing. Then he tells me, well,
most of this is interest what what listen to his terms?

Speaker 18 (54:17):
He says, yeah, it's an interest free loan as long
as they pay it back on time.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
But if they don't, what happens If they don't pay
back on time, He says, well, then they gotta pay
for it.

Speaker 18 (54:26):
So there's a fifty cents a day interest statement, flat
flat feel, and after five days it goes, it doubles
to a dollar, and then after that, every two days
it doubles exponentially into perpetuity.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
So this kid has a bunch of money now because
he's loaning kids money at school, and then if they
don't pay him back right away, then it's like he's
a loan shark basically, you know, it just keep the
amount that he is owed. It just keeps growing and
growing and growing until I mean it's entrepreneurial.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
I'm sure it's cool doesn't want him to do it,
but in theory, I mean, I don't. I think it's
school probably doesn't want me to do it because other
ten year olds don't understand. But you know what I mean,
like they probably don't get the terms. They're not sophisticated enough.
But at the same time, he's not stealing. Oh, he's
loaning people money. And if you don't pay him back,
you got to put this is like the same in

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the real world. Right, you don't pay you don't pay
the credit card company back, they charge you interest.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Yeah, that's right. He's probably on TikTok learning all. This
is exactly guys. You know what interest is perpetuity, it's
your money. Let's the Kiki's vow. It's like, this kid's
ten years old and then some kids graduation to eighteen
years ago. But you only four thousand dollars. Remember that
Coca cola you bought. You only four thousand dollars three five?

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Your kid is did this and you're like, I probably
should reprimmend this, but I'm kind of proud. Hey Caitlin, Hi, Hi, Hey,
good morning. So what happened?

Speaker 17 (55:57):
So I was a pre scorer and this is my
mom's favorite story, and I guess I beat up a
couple of boys for trying to steal the toys I
was playing with. Okay, and the teacher she got a
call for my teacher, and my teacher.

Speaker 15 (56:14):
Was like, you need to come in.

Speaker 7 (56:16):
You need like your daughter, like your daughter did something.

Speaker 15 (56:18):
And my mom comes in.

Speaker 17 (56:20):
And as the teacher's telling her, the teacher's laughing, and
my mom started laughing. And my mom told me she's like,
I was.

Speaker 22 (56:27):
So proud of you that day.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Because you defended yourself, like you stood up for yourself.
Other kids were messing with you and you're like, no,
ain't gonna happen.

Speaker 17 (56:38):
Yeah, exactly, and she was like, you have had my
personality since day one.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Don't get taken advantage of Okay, all right, fair enough, Caitlyn,
thank you, thank you. I think my dad my dad's
thing about fighting, and I actually I never got in
a physical fight in school. I never got in a
physical fight. But my dad's thing was as long as
somebody takes the first swing, then you you can. I
don't care what happens after that. And I think my
dad would have been so secretly proud of me if

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I had come home and had beaten some kid up. Honestly,
as long as he had initiated it and had it
coming right. I think the proudest that my dad was
of me was I got a go So my parents
were divorced and my dad comes along dating my mom,
and he wanted to win me over. I'm an eleven
year old, ten year old kid, and so he buys

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me a go cart oh for my birthday, and like
This was an extravagant gift, as you might imagine, but
you know, he was trying to get in with me,
and this was a good way to do it. He
was a smart guy. And so I turned sixteen. It
was time to sell the go cart because I had
a car. Now I could drive a real car. And
so he's like, I want you to figure out how
to sell this thing. So you got to figure out

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how to sell yourself. And so I had a few
ideas how to market it, you know, whatever else. I
wind up the long story short getting a call and
the guys like, can I come look at your go cart?
I never sold anything in my life. I'm like, sure,
come over, come over to our house. He comes over
and I look said it. He's like, how much is it?
I'm like fifteen hundred bucks. He's like, would you take

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twelve hundred. I'm like, no, I'll take fourteen though. He's
like fine, hands me fourteen hundred dollars in cash dollar bills.
Load's thing up, drives away. My dad comes out and
he goes, how much did you make? I go fourteen hundred.
He goes, I paid six hundred dollars for it. New
he be so proud of me. Yeah, He's like, you
just fleece that guy. And he's like, and you know what.
The lesson here is, it's worth what someone's willing to pay.

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He was so proud of me that day he took
all the money. He was either that or the time
when he I think this was when I was fifteen.
He said, your summer job. You have to have a
summer job. And I'm like, okay, but I can't get
hired anywhere. Nobody will hire me. I'm only fifteen. And
he had to be sixteen to get a job I
think in Arizona. And he was like, all right, well,

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don't you know how to make websites. I'm like, I
don't know how to make websites. This is like HTML stuff.
And I someone taught me, like fifteen minutes how I
make a website. He goes, it's good enough, fake it
till you make it. Come to my office tomorrow morning.
Say go on to office eight o'clock, sit down at
the desk, and he puts a phone book on the
table and he goes, every start calling everyone in this
phone book until you get someone to buy a website.
I only sold one website in the entire summer, and

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it was ten thousand dollars. I sold ten thousand dollars
website to one person and I called and I hung
up one for months.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
I sold one. He goes only takes one. That's a lesson.
And I made it and I made it, and the
stuff I didn't know how to do, I found someone
else who did and I paid them. I subcontracted. I
love to see this website the time. It was pretty good.
You do with the tens?

Speaker 2 (59:37):
I put it in the bank. Yeah, but he was
so proud of me. He was like, it only takes one.
It only takes one. Because my dad's an entrepreneur, so
that was like his It was always a lesson. Hey Sue,
Hey Sue, Hi, you probably shouldn't be proud of your
kid for this, but you were.

Speaker 6 (59:57):
Oh, I completely Yeah. So my son was in sixth
grade and this was some time ago. He's in college now,
and he had asked me a couple of times if
he could order Didget sinners off of Amazon, and they
didn't cost much. He wasn't putting much out and he
started coming home with all this money. I'm like, dude,
you're in sixth grade, what is going on. He was
selling them, like marking them up like from what he

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would say.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
So he would go buy something and then I don't know,
double it and sell it to people at school.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Oh absolutely.

Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
He was paying probably like six dollars for five off
the Amazon and he would come home with like twenty
I'm like, Joshuas, what's happening here? What is He's like, Mom,
I'm selling them to the kitchens. Parents won't buy him.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Oh okay, friend, Wow, I'm proud of your kid for you,
Thank you, Sue, have a good day, Thank you too.
I used to sell kids baseball cards and then their parents.
Sometimes their parents would call my mom and be like,
tell Christopher that he has to get the money back,
and I'm like why. My mom would be like why
why should he give the Like he gave the card,

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right the card, and it's like that's the value of
the card. And they'd be like, well, I thought they
just traded. Like parents would be like they just I
thought they just traded. Even it's like no, it's just
worth money, so good and so, but I would wind
up having to get the card back and then get
the money back because my mom would be like I
don't know, it's not worth it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
I used to sell Eminem's out of my backpack in
seventh grade. Really yeah, Like they were like a dollar
at the store and then I would sell them for
like two bucks or three dollars and they're just like
full size, you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Know, regular plate.

Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
I had peanut and plane, you know, and I was
selling them out of my backpack us to the backpack
in the front.

Speaker 8 (01:01:40):
Yeah, candy day. Everybody always a hustle for this guy. Like, hey, Hobby,
good morning. Hey, who's this story about.

Speaker 16 (01:01:53):
About my kid brother?

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
So what happened?

Speaker 16 (01:01:58):
Yeah, so in high school he was a senior and
he was eighteen, he was able to buy nicotine products
and stuff. He actually went around and flipped the prices
on the freshman so like the jewel things was only like.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Twenty bucks freshman for forty dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
And so you're like he should not be doing this.
But at the same time, you're like, boy, that's entrepreneurial,
you know.

Speaker 16 (01:02:24):
I mean, if they're going to be dumb freshman, you know,
why not sell to them.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Why shouldn't he be the one making money off of it.

Speaker 19 (01:02:33):
Exactly.

Speaker 16 (01:02:33):
He got in trouble from doing that at school, and
I told him to the guy, so maybe we shouldn't
be doing this. You know, at school he goes across
the street and just start selling them at the park.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
Yeah, you're like, I I don't want him to do this.
At the same time, it's like, yeah, are you gonna
do it anyway?

Speaker 14 (01:02:53):
I'll take the he's making money.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, Thank you, Hobby. You have a good day.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Just got this text eight five five five nine one
one on three five you can call or tex set number.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
My son is autistic. He took many years to learn
how to talk.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
I actually thought he would never learn how to speak
until one day, at the age of six, I told
him he couldn't have a toy that he wanted and
he said, clearest day the S word out loud.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
I was so proud. Yeah, hey, I'll get you that toy.
That's a reasonable emotion.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
Hey, Michelle, Hey guys, Hey Michelle, welcome, good morning. So
this is a time when you probably you probably shouldn't
have been proud of your kid, but you were anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:03:31):
Oh man, my daughter is hilarious. She's like the second one,
and she has this thing.

Speaker 7 (01:03:38):
Her grandmother basically her her grandmother on her father's side
doesn't like me for.

Speaker 6 (01:03:44):
And she always runs her mouth about me. So my
daughter actually sticks up for me.

Speaker 21 (01:03:48):
You know.

Speaker 7 (01:03:49):
Her grandmam was like, you know, running her mouth, and
I'm like, you know, just thurn grandma. You know you
don't want to get involved. You want to hear you're
a little girl. I said, Well she needs to do
is get exersode because she's always running her mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Wow, so she stands up for you, Yes she does.

Speaker 15 (01:04:04):
She says.

Speaker 6 (01:04:05):
Her grandmother says, you need to pray for your sins
and she goes.

Speaker 7 (01:04:09):
I don't know when my grandmas told me I need
to pay for vices. She's the one who needs to
go to church.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Well, yes, yes, that's my kids old.

Speaker 18 (01:04:19):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Thank you, Thank you, Michelle. I love you guys.

Speaker 23 (01:04:24):
I love you too.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
Have a good day.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
Someone else texted my niece. She's always been a hustler.
She'll sell her Halloween candy, rent her bluetooth speaker to
her brother, rent it. She asked for supplies of various
things to sell at school. When Slime was on, she
would sell it in school, chimps, candy, her drawings, et cetera.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Always selling stuff. Hey, Lo's that good morning. Hey, good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
So this is a moment when maybe I shouldn't have
been proud of my kid, but I was anyway.

Speaker 15 (01:04:50):
Yes, it was very surreal. So during COVID there was
all these you know, remote classes and things like that.
So my bonus kid actually would turn into his assignments
because in Google class it says turn in missing a sign.
So he would turn in a blank piece of paper
with his with his name on it.

Speaker 22 (01:05:10):
And then the date he was gonna turn in the assignment,
not the day was due, and then click turn in.

Speaker 15 (01:05:16):
So we thought all of his assigments were turned in.
And so his teachers were like, do you know that
your son is turning in a blank pieces of paper
and Google class brilliant?

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
Brilliant.

Speaker 15 (01:05:27):
I like, wait a second, this is not this is
hilarious but not cool.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
A game, the system, game the system.

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Thank you have a great day listening. No, no, thank
you were listening. I mean that's one of those things. Again,
it's like you were smart enough to come up with that.
That's that's very good. Hey Kristin, good morning, Hi Christian,
good morning. What's what's the moment that comes to mind? Yeah,
so this actually is.

Speaker 19 (01:05:57):
A story about myself that I remember about my parents.

Speaker 6 (01:06:00):
We still laugh about it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Right.

Speaker 6 (01:06:01):
So, when I was a kid, this already I'm forty,
so this is a long time ago. But there was
a kid on my black. He was my bully, and
I didn't care.

Speaker 19 (01:06:08):
I still tried to socialize with him, and he had
a lemonade stand when we were kids. I asked if
I could participate in that lemonade stand and he very
clearly said no, and I said, well, I'm going to
show him. And I went home and I told my parents, well, mom,
I want to make a bar in front of the house.
And fell to the adult and she said, absolutely not, You're.

Speaker 14 (01:06:27):
Not doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
And what I did.

Speaker 6 (01:06:30):
I said, okay, well I'm going.

Speaker 19 (01:06:31):
To dumb it down. And my dad looked at me,
and I took the grenadine and the sprite and the
Maraschino cherries and I went outside and my dad goes
to go ahead, go ahead.

Speaker 15 (01:06:39):
Chris, you can do this.

Speaker 19 (01:06:40):
And I made a kitty cocktail stand and I definitely
had doubled the costs on mine, and I cleared him out.

Speaker 6 (01:06:47):
I took all the profits on that black and.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
That's it, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
I tried to go in with you. I tried not
to compete with you. I tried to make a deal
with you in an alliance and you said no, So
I'm going to put you out of business.

Speaker 6 (01:07:00):
That's exactly right.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
I love it. That's brilliant. Thank you. Have a good day.

Speaker 16 (01:07:06):
Save me you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
I got time for one more. Hey, bet'sy good morning,
Good morning, I Betsy. The moment when you were proud
of your kid, but maybe he shouldn't have been.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
We were in.

Speaker 10 (01:07:18):
Vegas meeting my biological family for the first time, and
we were partying on Fremont Street with my nine year old,
all of us together, and he passed the painting and
his brand new uncle Chad says, hey, you want that painting?

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
What over? And my son was like yeah, and so
we bought it for him.

Speaker 10 (01:07:35):
And then we keep walking down the Sea Moont Street
and some guy stops and says, hey, I like your painting,
and he was like, can I buy it from you?

Speaker 7 (01:07:44):
And he said yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:07:46):
He's like, you can have it for twenty dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:07:48):
His uncle bought it for ten.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
That's right in front of him.

Speaker 22 (01:07:52):
He did this, Yeah what are the uncles didn't care?

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
Yeah, because It's like, that's that's brilliant.

Speaker 22 (01:08:01):
Yeah, you can be.

Speaker 11 (01:08:01):
Mad at him.

Speaker 10 (01:08:02):
You're like, get your hush on, do what.

Speaker 8 (01:08:04):
You do kids.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
I agree, I agree. Thank you, Betty, have a great day.

Speaker 6 (01:08:08):
Thank you.

Speaker 22 (01:08:09):
You took more.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
Thread show. Next the Thread Show is on.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
I'll be honestly, if I were on The Bachelor, I
would get with all three of them. If I were
the Bachelor, you got to.

Speaker 23 (01:08:27):
You got to.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
If you're the Bachelor, you will eliminate any of them.
They'd all have a fantasy suite. We're gonna do this,
so I'm here. You know what, we just need connecting rooms.

Speaker 7 (01:08:44):
I'll just.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
Your turn.

Speaker 20 (01:08:53):
For me.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
You better do something differ. I hear the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
I would encourage anyone on these shows to try before
you buy. I just wouldn't want to be on the
other side of it. That's all I'm saying is I
don't want to be the guy who's lined up you
know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
I don't know. I don't know, but you still love it.
I do love it. I'm million into it. Mike is
millionto it, even though he tries to rag on me
for it. He's into it too. Sponding time fair.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
Enough, DJ neurotic the Friday Throwback Dance Party that he's
up next, It's the French show. TJ Erotic is here
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eight five five five nine one three five tell us
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in whatever you're doing, will shout you out because.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
This is how we kick off the weekend. GJ neurotic
the Friday Throwback Dance Party, thank you so much every
Friday would do with the hashtag FTVP eight five five
three five hit us something well, I would have shouted
you out. But it's TI.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Each the Friend Show, Good Morning on the radio, and
the iHeart app as well. Search for the fread Show
on demand. Some dudes in my DMS complaining about waiting
on the phone today because it wasn't outrageous. I'm like,
wait a minute, Oh, I say, you got people that
are like that was too crazy, that never could have happened,
like okay, and then you got people like that one

(01:10:20):
sucked that never could.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Have I'm like, which one is it? People?

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
You know, like, some of them are outrageous, some of
them are not. If every single one were outrageous. Then
you guys would be like, no way right. But then
when there's one that's kind of normal, then you got
a guy going, that's the worst. You shouldn't even put
that on the air. I'm like, oh, well, thank you,
I'm tired.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
Yeah, thank you. I can't wait to hear you. What
time is your radio show? Stars? Because by the way,
you're complaining, but you listen to the whole damn thing.
Where do you work, sir? I want to go to
your job and complain about you. I dream.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
I appreciate all feedback if it's constructive, if there's something
I can go with, you know, even if it's not.
And we don't get a lot of not nice anymore,
mainly because I think people know I'm going to blow
them up. But if you if you got some constructive
that you'd like to talk about, I would like to
hear it, because I care about the quality of this
of this program showbiz Shelley, I care about the quality.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
Of this break I understand. I know you do.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
It's very seriously. It's part of my identity. It really
is who I am. But when you write something like that,
I can't even do.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
Anything with that. It's like, because you're the same guy
that's gonna call me and go, you know, write me
a message and go, never happened that guy who you know,
the lady who collects.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
Uh the bongs or whatever in her house or you
know whatever, that never happened, Like, well, it did happen.
So they can't all be they can't all be grand slams.
Not every day could be a grand slam. I'll admit that.
I'll say it, you know, yeah, I mean you don't

(01:11:52):
like it, then too bad? Right, So sad somebody with
the guys like who's producing this show? Baba booie.

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
I'm like, well, baba boy kind of legend there, I mean, okay,
Howard sternper Now, maybe maybe he is if he's I'm
producing it, sir, Yeah, that's exactly right. You got an issue,
you talk to Klin, You talked to Jason Brown. You
got an issue. That's the executive board of this radio program.
You got a problem, you talk to them. We got
back up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And by the way, I'm

(01:12:17):
gonna tell you I got a whole gang now, I
got it, and we're going, Yeah, don't don't mess with
me because when I roll like yesterday I roll eight
deep and I got Shelley, and Shelley has a military connection.
So I'm just gonna tell you right now. And he's
in the intel. So I'm just gonna say all around.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
If you think, if you think you're writing me anonymously,
I want you to know I have access to somebody
who can figure out who you are, and then I
won't do anything about it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
But I would just know. I would just know. Trust me.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
There's a lot of stuff I'd like to just have
the knowledge of. And there's some things I do have
knowledge of, you know what I mean? Like you ever,
sometimes we get like a message or a comment or
something it's like not so nice, And I'd love to
know who's behind that, because I I do know that.
I bet I know the person. That's the worst part,
some of the haters we got out there. I bet
there are people that we know.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
Go ahead, sorry, Loki.

Speaker 4 (01:13:08):
I agree with that because I've read things and I'm like,
put two into together, do a little math.

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
You know either that are you writing something? I'm like, uh,
I'm like that you know and you know too much?
Like you you know too much? This is written by
another radio personality or something. How you know it's like
more fread show. Next the Fread Show is on Friend's
Fun Fact Fred Fun.

Speaker 21 (01:13:42):
Bad.

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
Guys, guys, this is gonna blow your mind. Okay, this
is gonna blow all of your minds. The tallest man
in recorded history was eight foot eleven, eight eleven.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
That's almost nine feet tall. That's huge. Such a foot
away from the basket on the basketball eight eleven. His
poor mom? Was he big when he was born? I
don't think he was eight eleven, well bigger than when
he was born. I'd like to understand where all eight
eleven went when he was born.

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
He was taller than her somehow, eight eleven the tallest
man in recorded history. I've ever heard about people like
seven six seven seven minute bowl Sean Bradley Shacksbury's all
to ye, she's like seven to two, I think, but
I've never heard of eight eleven man.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
Look at that. I don't know if that's a positive
or I mean, Calean, would you well, would you what,
my dear, would you go out with a guy who
was eight eleven? Yeah? Why not? Thank you? Yeah? I
climb that thing like a tree, would ki?

Speaker 23 (01:14:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
Twitters around here? No, No, that's that's like a fragile
person though like eight eleven, you can't you know, I
have strong bones.

Speaker 13 (01:15:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
I don't think you grow to be eight eleven. Like
most of those guys. There's like an issue.

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
They don't live all that long, right, really, well, if
he was all, you know, clean bill of health, he
was good, rare.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
I don't think your heart can support like cardiovascular I
don't think it could pump blood all eight eleven.

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
Of you can help with that blood? Yes, girl, I
really don't know why you said that nobody else could,
but Kaitle, that's exactly what he meant. How come nobody

(01:15:45):
else could help? Yeah, that's what I said. Why not?
Kylen said she would she would do?

Speaker 14 (01:15:51):
I did.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
I was gonna say, how come? How come he she
is the only one help? Yeah, it's the blood, I
sure do. Yeah, Okay, I'm a lots of hand. Everybody
knows what you met, Rufio, don't even try to get
out of it now. Yeah, guys, Caitlin is the only
one that can help. That's fun. I said she can
help with the blood flow, and so can Paulina if

(01:16:13):
she wanted. I'm really sure.

Speaker 21 (01:16:14):
So Paulina used to think we were the same high
five six and were the same eleven.

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
At eight eleven, I don't know if you at five
to two, you might need a steps too, more than
the steps, you know, a six foot letter.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
I mean I was let me draw a picture. I
wasn't talking about it do either of those things. It's funny,
Carol girl, not very nice. I like that, Like can't
everyone help? Like why don't they have to be me? Friend?

(01:16:59):
Is blamey?

Speaker 17 (01:17:00):
Take it?

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
That was no, that was me told you dare spend
this something that that never came out of mind. That
was me impersonating you, But that was you, that was
in your mind. I'm on Fredshaw next.