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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Fresh Show.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
This is what's trud I mean, this guy knew he
had to have looked at the shopping list and been like,
this guy's gonna make a sandwich like he had to.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
There's no other way. He made a choice.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
He did. He made the wrong choice. It's a poor choice.
But what do you say? I mean, yes, I paid
for it, I can complain, but I'm also I also
clearly just going a gun in myself and I didn't. So.
So the NFL regular season begins tomorrow night. Who we
got tomorrow night? The Chiefs versus the Ravens. Hmm, okay,
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of course the Chiefs.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Of course it is the Super Bowl champs always open
up the next season because it has nothing to do
with them.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
They want, they want, they want Tailway Swift there, that's
what it is. She won't be there, will she Because
she's on tour. No, she's off for a while till October,
so she has time. Oh, she'll be there.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yes, you're been a couple of weeks left on the contract,
so she's got to show up for sure.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
She's obligated.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Thirty five billion dollars will be bet on the NFL
at US sports books this season. According to the American
Game Association, that's what it b thirty five billion dollars
and I'm complaining about ten dollars boxes of cereal. It's
a roughly thirty percent increase from the amount bet on
the NFL last year, and it's based on data revealed
by some states on the amount wagered on pro football. Also,
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by the way book makers say on a per game basis,
more bets are placed and more money is wagered on
the NFL than any other league. The NFL also attracts
the largest bets, with six and seven figure bets reported
nearly weekly by sports books. We had some serious cash
thirty five billion dollars on gambling on just the NFL.
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radio waves via mobile phones is not linked to brain cancer.
This review was commissioned by the World Health Organization or WHO.
It offers the strongest evidence to date that radio waves
and wireless technologies are not a hazard to human health. Guys,
Bachelorette Bachelorette? Spoiler? Did anybody watch? I used to watch
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it religiously. I cannot remember the last time that I
watched the Bachelor or Bachelorette. None of you guys watched. Guys,
there was drama. Spoiler alert. Turn the radio down briefly
if you don't want to hear about it. But Jen
is the woman's name. She had it at her final rose.
It was down to two men. We had Marcus and
we had Devon. The twenty six year old proposed to
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Devon during the live portion of the show. She said
tearfully that after the proposal, he had broken off their engagement.
During a fifteen minute phone call, she spilled all the
promises he had ever made, all the love and that
he had wanted to give me. Wasn't there anymore? She
was then joined by him on the stage. He was
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booed by the crowd. Is the crowd that shows up
to these things, the Live you know, finale, ruthless, just
ruthless people. Man, they like the hardest core fans of
all the hardcore fans. These are not people walking around
Universal Studios on your average Tuesday and they're like, hey,
we need fifty people that comes you.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
These people watch every second of every moment and they
are heated and mad and they cry. The audience cries
about other people's relationships. Have you ever seen this before?
But how do you think that happens? How does it happen? Well,
I know how it happens, but why do you guys
think it is? These guys tape for six weeks or
however long it actually takes to tape a season of
The Bachelor of the bachel are atte it several weeks
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and travel all around the world and get caught up
in this thing. And then they sleep together, you know,
the final two or three couples or contestants or whatever
it is.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
And then.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
He gets proposed to he says yes, and then what
is it like a week or two apart, and it's like,
just kidding, I don't want to be with you anymore.
I mean, what do you think My theory is that
these people never really wanted to necessarily be together. They
get caught up in the you know, the whirlwind of
traveling all around the world, and then really, what it is,
I've been saying this for years.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
People just don't want to lose.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
They just don't want to lose, and then they realize,
oh my god, I got to marry this person, and
they don't want to do it anymore. Is that is
that anyone disagree with that theory because.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I feel like them, especially because like if they get engaged,
right but they can't see each other for like until
this live taping, they.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, they like they rent him an airbnb and like, uh, Topeka, Kansas,
I'm serious, and they fly them out there where like
nobody would necessarily know that, and then they like let
them hang out for a weekend and then they do
see each other.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
I mean, unless you really switch up after the cameras
turn off, which could also be something like you know,
someone's putting on for the show and then the cameras
go down, and you know, he leaves the toilet set
up and he's a real.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
A hole I guess.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Plus, you're right though, like you you don't want you
don't want to be that person that is the last one,
because then you're with said whatever Bachelor Backsrett, you want
to be the next Bachelorette, or you want to be
in Bachelor in Paradise, whatever it is.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Oh, so you think maybe this dude was banking on
not being chosen. Yeah, he was like, Okay, we'll get
to the end and then she'll pick the other guy.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Yeah, and then there's more money being on these other show, right,
you know.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I see.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
So that's what happened here. This dude, he really Devin
over here. He really wanted to be the next Bachelor.
He didn't want to be with her, and then she's like,
psych you in, we're getting married now. And then he's like,
oh damn, and then he had to break up with her, right,
but he'll never be the Bachelor now because you pissed
everybody off. I would be mad, though, if I did
the whole season and wind up with somebody who didn't
actually want to be with me, Like, this is my
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shot maybe to find somebody, you know. And then again,
I'm not sure that I'm convinced that just because you're
on the Bachelor and you wind up with someone at
the end that that's your person, because you got to remember,
they don't search the whole world for people that are
perfect for you. They search the internet entries, you know
what I mean. Like, I don't think they really care
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necessarily what is best for you. I think they look
at who's applied and they pick the most diverse group
of people, and the good looking guys and the people
who are gonna fight.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You know.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
It's like the real way, you got to have a
racist in there, You got to have somebody who's homophone.
But you do mean, I'm serious, because they got to
fight amongst themselves too, you know. So I don't think
they're necessarily even It's not like they go, Jen, tell
me you're perfect. Man, We're gonna go out and find
forty of those. We're gonna look the world over. No,
they look at Maybe they'll say like, oh, she likes
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white dudes. Okay, we'll get you some white guys. Fine,
But like otherwise I don't they're not I don't think
they're necessarily all that concerned with what happens once the
camera stops roll away.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
I agree.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Plus, it's like if like if you went on that
show Fred and you ended up at the end, and
then you have to watch the show, and then you
have to see everything she said to everybody else.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Like you know what I'm saying, Like you're supposed to
be with her, but she said this anything.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
To see some other dudes. I would not she had
with three other dudes.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah, I would not be cool with the fantasy sweet stuff.
I'd be like, I need to go first. I need
to be the first, like, and then, with my luck,
we sit down for dinner, I'd be like, what am I.
She'd be like, you're the third one. I'm like, oh god,
oh no, I'm tired.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Oh no, you need to go soak for a while.
I don't.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Tell me I'm not the third one. You're the third one?
Oh no, oh.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
No, yeah no, you're right. That would drive me crazy.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
And then you're sitting there on the couch watching it together,
you know, and she's telling some other guy that she
loves him, and you're like, okay, right, glad, it's me.
I guess you know, you told three men the same thing,
and the middle guy used to go be the bachelor
now and I'm on the couch and to peck it
with you and the other guys hit it.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, this is terrible. No, you know what that is.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
You know, you're right, You're exactly right, because it's and
I realized in real dating this happens anyway, but I
don't have to watch it. I don't have to see
it on TV. Yeah, so yeah, no, this wouldn't be
for me. But anyway, that would suck though. You know,
you do the whole thing and you send a bunch
of guys home, and you could have picked you know,
she could have picked the other guy, and she chose
you know, she's I'm sure if I know anything about
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the formula of the show, she loved them both at
the end, and she picked the one guy. Now the
other guys like I get to be the bachelor and
I don't.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Have to marry you.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Ah, you rejected me and then you got rejected.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
There are a couple of people still together, like Aaron
Rodgers brothers still with Jojo Catherine and whoever the hell
that guy's name. There is a pretty low percentage, for sure,
But I mean, so is love in real life.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I mean, breakups are all the time. The difference is
someone texted seven seven three. The difference is Jen said
he literally switched up the next day and told her
he never loved her.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Oh yeah, my god.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yeah, well that's happened before too, though, where people have
just flat about out, you know, we're like guys have
been like, hey, look, I don't pick me kind of thing,
you know what I mean. And so he didn't do that.
He waited till the very end. That's very selfish of him.
I don't like them and hoasting. I'm sorry, but what's
his name?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Joey Palmer? Yeah, Palmer? What's his first name?
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Is?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Said Joey Paul is Carson. It's not Carson Palmer. He's hot,
but he's just Esse, Jesse Palmer.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
What did I say, Joey? Yeah, this is his brother.
Doesn't matter for my money. Joey's way more talented than Jesse.
But peoplen't talk enough about Joey Palmer honestly.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
That's another thing. Is Chris Harrison. It's Chris Harrison's show.
You know, this guy's one. I've not even seen him
host it, but he's he's obviously I want to be
I want to be Chris Harrison. Chris Harrison got a
run of the deal.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
I mean that job like Chris Harrison did nothing like
he would travel around the world just to be like ladies.
You know, Jesse, this is the final rule, like, that's all.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
He's got one rose from and then when Joey, when
you're ready or what.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Exactly right, that's it, that's it, that's it.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Or Jorgies show up and knock on the door this
week and be like hey buddy, because he was best
friends with all of them. So we have a problem.
Several of the girls have decided to marry one another
and leave. They don't want you anymore. What are we
gonna do.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I'll give you a moment, Yeah, exactly. You get really dramatic.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
You'd be like, it's been brought to our attention that
you've been flirting with one of the producers. That producer
has been terminated. This has never happened before in the
history of the show. I'm going to need for you
to come clean to the rest of the crew. Yeah, honestly,
I want to host it now, forget Joey and Jesse.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I'm in. I'm going to host a bachelor.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
If I keep it real, I'd be like, all right, yeah,
Like okay, we're expanding the honeymoon to sweep. It's more
of an open a house situation. Doors open at seven,
they close around midnight. Anybody who's interested stop on by.
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You know, we could make this show so much better
and they might actually call upon us for this because
it can't be going well with stuff like this. And finally,
I don't know who these people are, but rush hour
has changed because apparently people are working ten to four
now and ten to four is the new nine to five.
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Ten to four is not a bad schedule. Who is
working that? Who gets to wake up at nine o'clock
and go to work at ten and be done by four.
More commuters are settling into flexible working arrangements. Fewer workers
are waking up as early as they used to, so
the traditional nine to five is shifted to ten to four.
According to one survey, One analyst said there's less of
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a morning commute, less of an evening commute, and much
after noon activity. People are saying now there's at midday
rush hour, which has almost as many trips to and
from the office being made at noon as there are
at nine and at five. Computers have all been given
up on commuters rather on public transportation. Ridership sank during
the pandemic and never fully recovered. The result is a
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surgeon traffic congestion throughout the peak midday and evening hours.
So yeah, people get away with working ten to four
or working a half day and being like at lunch,
I'm just going home now, just go home. Yep, really
hell yeah, I mean wait, I think a lot.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Of offices just put in place. You must show up
to the office at some point.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
So they come, they scan, they go, get some snacks
and hang around a little bit, and.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Then you leave.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I'm getting here two lunchtime, i gotta go, well, drive
my ass home. I'm not saying people don't work hard,
but like, damn. But then it's interesting because you hear
some people say working from home, they work harder than
they would work at the office. Oh yes, because there's
no one else there, nothing else to do. So it's like, ah,
I guess I'll just keep working or whatever. But now
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I'm hearing people driving home, you know, new at noon,
just giving up on the day.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah, okay, they're always traffic. I'm always I'm here for it.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
It's National Wildlife Day and National Newspaper Carrier Day today
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