September 4, 2024 • 4 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We have to take out the friend show on some man,
we talk better than they tell me.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
These are the radio blogs on the friend Chappoline. I
want to hear about your mom failed.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I got you.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
We're calling this the first official mom fail.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I think so.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
And it's been six months.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Yeah, she's almost well five months.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I okay.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
The first one, yeah, drop the phone on your baby's
that that was a fail, but that was more of
like an endangerment until like some short.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
No no, not.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
An uncle Phail. The other day, really, we were playing
in the pool. Polly and and Colin, her dad, my
brother in law and I were all in the pool
and we were throwing her around like in the pool
and I they handed it like she swims over to
me and she's like, she calls me Bubby. She's like,
Bobby throw me. But then but there's different levels of
intensity of throw, like like she'll she'll be very specific,
(00:55):
like sometimes when he throws like you're talking about her dad.
When he throws me too high, it hurts my chest.
I'm like, okay, so we won't go too high, but
then make sure you go high because it's fun when
we go high. I'm like, so we're not going too high,
but we're going high. Yeah, And then and then I
would throw her and then she'd come back and be
like not high enough, and then she'd come back and being.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Too high to the moon, Bobby.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
So finally I'm like, fine, so I grab her by
the bunt basically okay, and I just chuck her across
the launched. I launched her. The problem wasn't I threw
it so high and so far there wasn't a lot
of aim, and like she landed in the pool, but
it was like a lap pool, so we were not
far from the and like, no one freak. It was
not as nearly as close as I'm describing. But I'm
(01:35):
just like throwing her like a baseball. Yeah, oh my god,
like I should aim. It's a human being. But she
wanted high. I gave her high. But I'm it could
have been a real problem.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeah, it's crazy how quick that happens.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, anyway, I want to hear an actual mom failed though.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
No, Yeah, like your blog.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
So the phone thing that I talked about couple weeks
ago was that was just like an accident of me
just being completely goofy.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
This one was.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
More and I think it's really unbrand with me, and
I felt bad. And it's not maybe a big deal
because it's not, but to me it was because it
made me realize, like I'm failing a.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Little human and it made me really sad.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I was invited by my friend who told me, hey,
the library in the neighborhood is doing like a like
a music and song thing, right, And it was just
like a book and whatever.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
You read a book and you sing a song.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
And it was for infants and I think up to
two years old. So I was like, perfect, we're gonna go.
It's gonna be great. She has two kids, she brought them,
She got there on time, she got there on time.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I got home from work.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Okay, you know I do work, so I had to
do work, and then I came home, got her ready,
and I was like, we're gonna go.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
The story time.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I got there, I put her in the stroller, her
little outfit and everything, and I get there and the
door's closed and on the closed door of the sign
and it says we are full, we are a capacity,
like they're not taking nobody else. I got there at
eleven o five, and the things at eleven so I
learned a couple of less get there early because these
parents do not play. These parents do not play about.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
The time, like pull up the story time, because then
they'll be halfway through the story and it won't make
much sense.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
But I felt so bad for her. My daughter knows
nothing right now. She doesn't understand what's going on. But
I just looked at her and she's, you know, her
little out for her little bows. And I felt so
bad because I'm like, I wanted to take her to
Story of Time and if she understood what was going on,
she would probably be so upset right now.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
And I asked the library and if we can like
kind of sneak in, you know. She was like yeah,
you know. I was like, is this closed, like for real?
She was like yeah, you know.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
It's like some like funded program we do this every
whatever week to for libraries. And I was just like, okay,
well I like this once. I would like to come
here one day, you know, I like to come back.
And she gave me a schedule. But I was so
upset that I cried. I cried about it because I
felt like I failed my kid. Even though she doesn't
understand what's going on, she doesn't know where her nose
is she knows nothing.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
You're gonna fail her way worse than.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
That one hundred percent. Probably have already, don't even know it.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
But I just felt like so bad, Like you know,
it's like your kid's all cute and ready and you're.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Like, we're gonna go to storytime.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Story She has stories with me, yes, a lot of.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
What did you do? You just went home and I
had to go a story than home. She was probably fine,
She probably didn't care.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
She didn't care, she could less me that with me.
But I'm just so bad because of that moment.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
You just the bruise on my face still has.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
My Mommy loved me, mom dropped the.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Phone on my face. And now we can't even get
the story time on time. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Story. I can't do anything right, nothing right around here.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
You're doing great. Yeah, you're doing great.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I'm trying. But that's the nicest thing you can tell
a new mom is you're doing.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Great except for depriving your child of story time. Other
than that, you're doing great. More freends show next right here,
We have to take out the friend show on some man,
we talk better than they tell me.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
These are the radio blogs on the friend Chappoline. I
want to hear about your mom failed.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I got you.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
We're calling this the first official mom fail.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I think so.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
And it's been six months.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Yeah, she's almost well five months.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I okay.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
The first one, yeah, drop the phone on your baby's
that that was a fail, but that was more of
like an endangerment until like some short.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
No no, not.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
An uncle Phail. The other day, really, we were playing
in the pool. Polly and and Colin, her dad, my
brother in law and I were all in the pool
and we were throwing her around like in the pool
and I they handed it like she swims over to
me and she's like, she calls me Bubby. She's like,
Bobby throw me. But then but there's different levels of
intensity of throw, like like she'll she'll be very specific,
(00:55):
like sometimes when he throws like you're talking about her dad.
When he throws me too high, it hurts my chest.
I'm like, okay, so we won't go too high, but
then make sure you go high because it's fun when
we go high. I'm like, so we're not going too high,
but we're going high. Yeah, And then and then I
would throw her and then she'd come back and be
like not high enough, and then she'd come back and being.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Too high to the moon, Bobby.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
So finally I'm like, fine, so I grab her by
the bunt basically okay, and I just chuck her across
the launched. I launched her. The problem wasn't I threw
it so high and so far there wasn't a lot
of aim, and like she landed in the pool, but
it was like a lap pool, so we were not
far from the and like, no one freak. It was
not as nearly as close as I'm describing. But I'm
(01:35):
just like throwing her like a baseball. Yeah, oh my god,
like I should aim. It's a human being. But she
wanted high. I gave her high. But I'm it could
have been a real problem.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeah, it's crazy how quick that happens.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, anyway, I want to hear an actual mom failed though.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
No, Yeah, like your blog.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
So the phone thing that I talked about couple weeks
ago was that was just like an accident of me
just being completely goofy.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
This one was.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
More and I think it's really unbrand with me, and
I felt bad. And it's not maybe a big deal
because it's not, but to me it was because it
made me realize, like I'm failing a.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Little human and it made me really sad.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I was invited by my friend who told me, hey,
the library in the neighborhood is doing like a like
a music and song thing, right, And it was just
like a book and whatever.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
You read a book and you sing a song.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
And it was for infants and I think up to
two years old. So I was like, perfect, we're gonna go.
It's gonna be great. She has two kids, she brought them,
She got there on time, she got there on time.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I got home from work.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Okay, you know I do work, so I had to
do work, and then I came home, got her ready,
and I was like, we're gonna go.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
The story time.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I got there, I put her in the stroller, her
little outfit and everything, and I get there and the
door's closed and on the closed door of the sign
and it says we are full, we are a capacity,
like they're not taking nobody else. I got there at
eleven o five, and the things at eleven so I
learned a couple of less get there early because these
parents do not play. These parents do not play about.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
The time, like pull up the story time, because then
they'll be halfway through the story and it won't make
much sense.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
But I felt so bad for her. My daughter knows
nothing right now. She doesn't understand what's going on. But
I just looked at her and she's, you know, her
little out for her little bows. And I felt so
bad because I'm like, I wanted to take her to
Story of Time and if she understood what was going on,
she would probably be so upset right now.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
And I asked the library and if we can like
kind of sneak in, you know. She was like yeah,
you know. I was like, is this closed, like for real?
She was like yeah, you know.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
It's like some like funded program we do this every
whatever week to for libraries. And I was just like, okay,
well I like this once. I would like to come
here one day, you know, I like to come back.
And she gave me a schedule. But I was so
upset that I cried. I cried about it because I
felt like I failed my kid. Even though she doesn't
understand what's going on, she doesn't know where her nose
is she knows nothing.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
You're gonna fail her way worse than.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
That one hundred percent. Probably have already, don't even know it.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
But I just felt like so bad, Like you know,
it's like your kid's all cute and ready and you're.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Like, we're gonna go to storytime.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Story She has stories with me, yes, a lot of.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
What did you do? You just went home and I
had to go a story than home. She was probably fine,
She probably didn't care.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
She didn't care, she could less me that with me.
But I'm just so bad because of that moment.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
You just the bruise on my face still has.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
My Mommy loved me, mom dropped the.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Phone on my face. And now we can't even get
the story time on time. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Story. I can't do anything right, nothing right around here.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
You're doing great. Yeah, you're doing great.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I'm trying. But that's the nicest thing you can tell
a new mom is you're doing.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Great except for depriving your child of story time. Other
than that, you're doing great. More freends show next right here,
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