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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Fred Show. This is what's trending. Man sad news.
James Earld Jones passed away ninety three years old. Mostly
widely known as the Star Well the Voice I guess,
one of the stars of Star Wars. He was the
voice of Darth Vader, who passed away at the age
of ninety three.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
This home, surrounded by family. He discovers his love for
acting in the fifties, when he attended the University of Michigan. Sorry, Kaitlin.
He then moved on to New York and worked as
a janitor while attending the American Theater Wing. He made
his Broadway debut in nineteen fifty eight, won two Tony
Awards in sixty nine and eighty seven. You know he

(00:40):
never won. He got an honorary Academy Award in twenty twelve,
but he won an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar and a Tony,
but he never won an Academy Award. He got the
honorary one, but he never won it. Per se, which
is crazy to me. Here he is that's a Is
it on a second? It's only four seconds? I don't
If I trust this, I'm gonna click on it. Probably

(01:01):
interested I am your father. No, it's supposedly him talking
about having a stutter growing up, which is amazing to
think about. But I don't I don't know, and I
don't think that's the right clip. I'm not gonna click
on him. But yeah, everyone heard his voice before. It's
very sada. Yes, that's what I'm sad about. The sand lot.
Yeah yeah, field of dreams, Yeah, field of dreams. So

(01:21):
he was in a bunch of stuff. So he passed
away all right to America. Yeah, oh yeah, yes, that's right.
Of yes, yes, any wore that that came with the
with the actual like tiger head on it. Oh yeah,
walked into the barbershop. You're late for the Christmas passible?
Oh my god, yes, of course. Uh. Space guys. Space

(01:44):
Ex's latest mission a bold and risky trek into Earth's
Van Allen radiation belt. Of course, you know that the
Van Allen radiation belt. It's very one trying to go.
A four person civilian crew launched this morning at five
three Eastern. It's dubbed Polaris Dawn. It lifts it off.
The launch comes after several weather delays in late August

(02:06):
and earlier this morning, further complicating the launch prospects was
the fact that the space X needed to ensure that
there are calm waters and winds for the crew's return.
Timing is critical. The mission will have only enough life
support for five or six days in space because carrying
out a spacewalk will create a drain and auxygen supplies.
So it's the first commercial spacewalk. Cool and four men

(02:28):
and women boom up there. They're gonna wave. The butchers
today are.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Putting more up there. Can we just get them there?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
They're gonna cruise us. Yeah, we ain't got rumin the back.
Sorry for that.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
We should send more.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, And they get spacewalk their ass right up to
them and be like, hey, wild you know, if we
didn't spacewalk, we'd haven't enough oxygen for you. But we
are spacewalking, baby, So it's all Sorry. That is messed up.
Bunching Sunita up there going what you messing around the billions?
So walk and you got them. You can't come through

(03:11):
for five minutes. Pick us up.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
I hate it.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Here hang on his seatbelt. It's going on. If you've
been wondering what's going on with Princess Kate, Princess Katherine,
the Princess of Wales. She has completed chemotherapy and is
doing what I can to stay cancer free. Do we
ever really know what happened exactly? I mean, she had cancer,

(03:33):
we know that, but she disappeared for a while, remember
all that, and people thought maybe she was dead and
they weren't telling anybody, or maybe it was like a
double and then we were seeing her and then weren't
seeing her.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
I think they just tried to hide it, and they
did an awful job.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, it was really bad. And then they were like
putting out old pictures and saying they were new. And
then of course the internet always wins, and they were
analyzing it and all of them. But she underwent major
abdominal surgery shortly after Christmas had Apparently she's doing much better.
Eight hundred million dollars, guys, tonight is the night I
decided to hold on. I didn't buy a ticket on Friday.

(04:09):
I decided to hold off. I wasn't feeling it, right,
I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it now. Eight hundred million
dollars is the Mega millions jackpot for tonight. I'm not
gonna tell you what the odds are to win. Does
it matter? The odds are not that good for you
because I'm going to win. But if you want to

(04:29):
contribute to my retirement fund, that's fine. Go on and
buy as many tickets as you want. I will not
forget about you when I win eight hundred million dollars.
What's the first thing you're gonna buy? What is the
first thing? I'm gonna buy a car to drive away
from this place? No, I don't know, No, lord sir,

(04:51):
I'm gonna buy the radio station. Fire some people who
I'm gonna do. You all are safe. You're all getting
raises too. You're all gonna get raises from twelve dollars
an hour to fifteen dollars now actual actual minimum wage. Now,
don't worry. I got you. I got you.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
What was it?

Speaker 2 (05:05):
What would be the first thing you would buy? Oh?

Speaker 5 (05:08):
I would probably build my dream house. Okay, for some reason,
I'm going to build a house. TikTok and man, I
want to build a house. Okay, all right, well.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
There you go. I mean, do you imagine like huge,
reasonable sized? It's pretty huge? Yeah, yeah, pretty well? What
does it need to have in it? That's gonna Why
does it need to be so big.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
I need my own chambers.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Chambers.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
Yeah, I need chambers like where I can do my
judge thing.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
And then a chamber well too, medieval medieval stuff, thinking, yeah,
is that what you Timothy do? Y'all rush up like yeah,
get like swords and shields and stuff and leg Yeah.

(05:55):
Every time we talk about medieval times, I'm reminded of
the time the one time I was asked to go
to one of those things and like I was the
honorary I don't know what I was, like the mayor town, Yeah,
whatever I want. I got to like preside over the
I was like the king. I was the king for
the day or like an assistant king or something, and
I got to like sit on the throne and whatever.

(06:16):
And so we're backstage and and like there's a handler
explaining to me what I'm going to be doing, and
like the cash members are back there, and I'm like, hey,
I iced to meet you. I'm Steve or you know whatever.
I'm speaking here. I'm friend, I'm speking this guy to
be like I'm Steve. I'm a plumber during the week
and I'm doing this on the weekend. Oh no, no,
we never broke character. We never broke character. It was

(06:36):
I am Gwendoline and I'm just like looking at it.
I'm like okay, like I'm Fred, you know, nice to
have you in my kingdom to die and we're like
backstage and like, dude, we don't have to do this
right now, like we could just be normal. Nope, we
did not break character. None of them did. That's awesome
the entire.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Time, top tier acting. That's my favorite South Park episode.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
There at like a place like that and someone needs
to call nine get in an ambulance.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
I think someone's injured or something. They're like a phone.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
We don't have a phone, you know, like Rick for
a wheel, Like yeah, you know, they just they wouldn't
like they wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
I'm just I really I appreciated the commitment of the craft,
but I was just expecting I'm Stacy, I work in
Hooters or whatever, like you know, I am one the
daughter of the kingdom, you know, the generation of Yeah, right,
like what is going on? You can stop that? Okay,

(07:34):
So you need chambers? What else you need?

Speaker 5 (07:37):
I really want like soft cloths, drawers, like I'm really
upsessed with I.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Think you can have those in your current house.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
No, I have them, but I want like a lot
of them, like I want, I want a wall of
just soft clothes.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
You're gonna win eight hundred million dollars and you're gonna
get a bunch of soft clothed.

Speaker 5 (07:53):
Drawers and a champagne button, except I wanted to bring
me g in a vodka, so like a button when
I'm in my closet.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Ups, there's my glamor room.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Then they can shoot me up.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Simbaka. Okay, okay, wow, I'm.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Not shooting you up, you know. Yeah, don't bring it
to you and you'll drink it like a bank thing.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
She's sinking like a like a dumb waiter.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Yeah, I shouldn't want hurt people to think she would
wants to be shot up with Jim.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yeah, although that would go to your butchering pastor so maybe.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Oh oh, I don't know if everybody took it there,
but yeah, okay, yeah, I'm not high, but that's right. Yeah,
So good luck with all the all of that. Hopefully
it works out for you with your with your gin
bidet or whatever your others called. So, so Kaitlyn doesn't
have to go buy a ticket, or should she still
go buy a ticket?

Speaker 3 (08:39):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (08:40):
For the Megan?

Speaker 5 (08:41):
No?

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Should she still go buy a ticket?

Speaker 3 (08:42):
No, she's not not today.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Why am I missing the joke? What's the joke he
wants me to do?

Speaker 4 (08:48):
He wants me to try to order one?

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Oh yeah, you guys keep doing that to my boy.
I forgot about that, Diddy, I forgot about that. I
forgot about that joke. I mean, I'm the guy that
tell the same jokes over and over again, so I'm
surprised I couldn't remember that.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
It's our skit that we ask.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Caylin had a bit of a bit of a struggle
with the purchasing of the lottery ticket. It was very
stressful for her.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
I can't play to this day because I don't know
how to do it.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Cal No, step in, step it my bodega. Step in.
I'm standing there, I'm in character, are you? And I'm
behind the lottery machine? What would you like to buy? Hi?
Welcome to my store?

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Hi on okay? Can I please have this?

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Is real?

Speaker 3 (09:32):
By the way, No, I really can't do this.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
No, I want you to really do it? How you
would do it? This is yeah? How are you? How
you doing?

Speaker 3 (09:40):
I'm good?

Speaker 2 (09:40):
I'm Steve.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Oh I didn't ask, but.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
On the weekend, would you like.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Can I please have no turkey like today? I know
that's my usual, but can.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
I please have one Mega million's ticket ticket to the
Mega millions?

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yeah? But I want the multiplier. I want the multiplier
on one of them that.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Do they have that on Mega million? I thought it
was powerable? I see, I don't know they have it
on the Mega million. Here's the good news. You don't
even have to do this. If you walk in and
just have twenty dollars in your hand, they already know.
Like today, they already.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Know, like what can I get this?

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Well, you just give it like they everybody's getting the
same thing. So you don't even have to tell them.
You can just be like quick pick and handing the
money and they'll just and they'll just hand you.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Oh, they decide my number.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
The machine. The machine does not the man behind the thing.
He's not like maybe this one.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
I don't know what numbers should I do?

Speaker 2 (10:40):
See? Did you let the machine do it? I guess?

Speaker 4 (10:43):
Oh quick, okay, one ticket to the Mega millions.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Oh boy, this is just walking with me a.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Multiplier and a quick pick.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
You'll be fine, and the iPhone announcement yesterday, new iPhone
is coming, iPhone sixteen special chips with AI and I
don't know, I don't know how much difference. They're bringing
the home button back. Yeah, well they have to because
the phone's got to look different now, because if it
doesn't look different, then it's not a status symbol anymore.
Because if you remember, every iPhone was very different when

(11:11):
they first started coming out, So like if you had
a really old one, if you had an iPhone two
and everybody else had the five, it was very apparent
that you were stuck at least eight months earlier than that.
And so now then now they come out, they don't
change anything really, They just make you think they changed
it and it looks the same. So if they put
the button back on, well then that means that all.
So you've got the new one, you know what I mean,

(11:33):
because it's got to be a status symbol. It can't
just be because this in the fit, you wouldn't know
this one and the other the latest version. You would
not know which one it was. You would not know
that I had thrown my phone across the room and
destroyed it into a million pieces. There was only one
little corner of it left, and I went to the
store and I said, I just need a new phone.
They were like, well, we can take the old one.

(11:54):
I'm like, but you can't. They're like no, no, no, what
did you drop it? Like you know, yeah I did,
and it's like what's left of it? I'm like nothing,
Just give me a new phone. They're like, really, you
want to pay off you. I'm like, just give me
a new phone and other ones destroyed. I threw it
asking questions. Yeah, exactly. Also, the i pod Pro too

(12:18):
will be able to function as a hearing aid with
an upcoming software update as well. So there's that. It's
National answ on a log Day, National TV dinner Day,
National Swap Ideas Day, and people are asking for a
recap of the sports scores, your predictions do we have that.
I'd have to get it ready. Okay, we're gonna get
it ready. He'd have to do it. Yeah. I don't

(12:40):
know what the hell were you doing yesterday with Kiki's court.
I guess you weren't doing any sort of talent of anything.
So get that for us.

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