Waiting By The Phone: Frenchie Humor

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Ever been left waiting by the phone. It's the Fred Show. Hey, comil,
good morning, welcome to the program.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
How are you right, I'm doing all right? Okay, so
it's waiting by the phone. Of course.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Patrick is this guy's name who you supposedly met. Tell
us about Patrick, about any dates that you've been on
and where things are now.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, you know, we met on the app and talked
for a little bit and went to dinner. I thought
that the date went really really well. We got along, well,
there's a good banter. But he ghosted and I don't
know why.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Okay, And you think back on this date and you
can't think of any sort of weird spots in the
conversation or any topics that came up or I don't know,
I mean anything.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
No, I mean no, I.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Mean we laughed a lot, like I thought, we had
a good time.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
I don't know, all right, So you have this day thinking, okay, great,
I'm gonna hear from him, We're gonna go on a
second date. I hate being on the app, so maybe
this is going somewhere, this is exciting, and then nothing,
and that surprised you.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, I really want to know what the deal is, right.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Okay, so let's call this guy Patrick. You're gonna be
on the phone at the same time. We're gonna ask
some questions, and you know, hopefully we can figure this out.
Maybe he's been busy, maybe he hasn't been feeling well,
maybe he's got a good reason why he hasn't reached out.
And we can set you guys up on another day
that we pay for.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Sound good, Oh yes, it does.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Okay, stay right there. I'm gonna play one song and
come back. Let's see what's going on. Part two of
waiting by the phone after Benson booning back in two minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Stay right here. The Fred Show's up. Oo, Ben boon.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
The Fred Show's on commercial free for the next show
thirty five minutes. You don't have to go anywhere. Hey, Camille,
all right, all right, let's call Patrick. You guys met
on one of the apps. You went on a date
that you thought went really well. You can't think of
anything that may have gone wrong. You thought you'd hear
from this guy again for another date. He hasn't reached
out to you. He has a risk bonded to you

(02:01):
since that first date. And you want to know why, Yeah, why.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
We ghost in, dude, Let's find let's get.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Hi we ghost in dude, Let's find out why we
ghost in dude. Good luck, Camille, I wanna call him now?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Thanks? Hello, Hi sus Patrick. Yeah, Hi Patrick. My name
is Fred.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I'm calling from the Fred's Show, the Morning radio Show,
and I have to tell you that we are on
the radio right now, and I would need your permission
to continue with the call. Can we chat for a
couple of minutes on the show?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Do you mind? All right? Yeah, that's fine, Well, thank
you very much.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
We're calling on behalf of a woman who says she
met you on one of the dating apps. Her name
is Camille, and you guys recently went out. Do you
remember meeting Camille?

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Yeah, I definitely remember Camille.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Okay, So she called us and told us that she
had met you and went out with you and liked you.
Thought the date went well, thought everything was normal in
her estimation, thoughts you to hear from you again for
another date. Says that you haven't reached out, so from
the sound of it, you have a different take.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
So sure, Yeah, the date went fine.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
The actual date part of it was great and we
got along.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
The dinner was good.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
We had great conversation, and then we decided to head
back to her place. Okay, I think this is going
to go well obviously when that happens. But we get
to her place and she's got a dog, all right,
she's got a friendsheet And the second I walk into
the house, the dog started humping my legs non stop,
and so I pushed the dog off like one would.

(03:37):
And through the entire night though the dog keeps showing
up on my leg, trying to hump my leg several
several times. Meanwhile, Meil would do nothing about it. She's
lacking the whole time, acting all relaxed, thinking it's cute.
And I'm like, can you get a hold of your
dog here? Like this is becoming annoying and the dog

(04:00):
obviously I can't work my mojo a little.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Bit and if the dog's all over my leg and
I was, I mean the dog was working its more.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
My dog was Why was Benzo on this day? You
have Benzo?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah? Let me, I forgot you mentioned the Camille is
uh is here with us? I am very forgetful. Camille. Well,
I mean, nobody wants to get humped by a dog
all night, especially when they're trying to get humped by you.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
So when I control the dog, it's not a big deal.
I mean, obviously the dog is steeling the vibe.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
And it's not like your leg can get pregnant nothing.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
It sounds like you invited before the dog, you know
what I'm saying, Like she knows her dog does this,
and it's like, oh, my dog needs to get off.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Let me invite this guy back and he can hump
the leg all night. Is that a thing? Rufio? Is
that are you know? Oh? I know I'm going to
invite these guys back and watch it. She finds it funny.
So the dog obviously has to do it all the time.
I mean, humming is ever not funny. But like probably
pull the dog dog, especially a dog that like can't
do anything.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Oh, I'm like, you can't a chance.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
When he tries, I'm like, you can't be Yeah, you know,
it's no, it's it's very unfortunate. It's embarrassing. I regret
that for chance. I regret that for this dog too.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
But frenches are so funny period, But like have you
seen them hump? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:19):
You know, I'm familiar with dog my child the whole
time ye get you. Yeah problem. Chris Hansen.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Walks in with some dog treats in Mike's heart lemonade.
What's going on here? What are you doing here today?
So so, Camille, I mean, but wouldn't you wouldn't most
people like the dog does that one time and then
you either maybe put the dog in another room or
you correct the dog or you I mean, because you know,
it's very distracting and it's kind of uncomfortable for people.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
I mean, it wasn't constant, it was just funny.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
And it's such a little dog.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
I figured, you know, he didn't really like it. Why
didn't he to do?

Speaker 1 (06:09):
But if I'm trying to hump you and it's humping me,
that's a lot of humping, and it's distracting a dog
sea blocking Robert, that's exactly right. I don't know, So Patrick,
you liked her until that point. She thinks it's funny.
She knows now that you don't think it's funny. I mean,
would you give her another chance? Maybe we control the
dog and uh, I mean you probably should train him,

(06:33):
Camille not to do that, because people probably don't like that.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
I mean, it's annoying, honestly, It's like it's stupid, and
like the fact that the dog kept doing it and
she was just laughing and not doing anything about it.
That's just you know what I mean, Like, where's the
line here? So, honestly, no, I'm not really interested in
another day.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, the dog doesn't have good personal boundaries. There is
no line for old. What's the dog's name, Camille?

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Popcorn?

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Popcorn? The dog you got humped by? Dog named popcorn? Okay, well, Camille, look,
I don't I don't think he's interested. It doesn't sound
like you're interested in training Popcorn the humper. Popcorn, Popcorn
the hump. Yeah, yeah, what's next?

Speaker 3 (07:13):
What's what's out next? Part joke? Yeah, it's okay, Well far.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Jokes would be out. Yeah, that may should be out too.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
The boy here we go? Are you a teenage boy? Camille?
A little? Patrick?

Speaker 1 (07:30):
I'm with you here, Honestly, Camille, I'm sorry it's not
going to work out.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Patrick. Thank you for your time as well, and good
luck to both of you. All right, thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
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