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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Canlon's Entertainment report He's on the Bread Show.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Justin Timberlake pled guilty to driving while impaired, which is
just a traffic violation as opposed to what he was
originally charged with. After being arrested back in June, he
was stopped, remember for the second time, after driving through
a stop sign swerving out of his lane. He then
refused a breathalyzer and claimed he only had one martini.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Also claimed this is going to ruin the tour? What tour?
A world tour?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
In July, he pled not guilty to the DWI charge
and later entered a plea deal for the charge to
be dropped to Just like I said, driving while ability
impaired must be nice to be famous. He was also
ordered to pay seven one hundred and sixty dollars in
fines and court fees and complete twenty five hours of
community service to a non profit of his choice. After
(00:48):
the sentencing, he encouraged people to not drive even if
they've only had one drink.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Oh boy, we're still hammering that high.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
He should have said less.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah, he helps you.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Did not come off the least bit contrite at all.
I watched it. I'm like fewer words. Man, just say
I'm sorry, Guys, I'm sorry I got myself in a
bad situation. You know, everyone should use a car cab uber,
lots of resources out there. If you've had anything to drink,
don't drive, thank you?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Right, you look goofy, Like why would you refuse a
breathalyser if you had one martini?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Like, I just feel like the whole thing is.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Like Jenny was going on and on about, uh, well,
many of you have covered me since I was a child,
and all just like what, No, clearly they haven't because
some people don't know who the hell you are, bro,
So like, yeah, I don't know, I didn't. I just
I haven't liked the whole thing. I'm like, dude, it's
not just say you're sorry. You're lucky that you're not
in jail. Yes, it's nothing to play, like drinking and
(01:44):
driving is nothing to play.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
No, and any other person would have not I don't.
I don't think had the ability to have their charge
drop to a traffic violet.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I didn't know that was an option, right, like a
bal okay.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
And I've never seen somebody do a press conference for
driving by right, you know, I got.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
A take it right. Let me address the nation. Right,
but right, if it's.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Just a traffic violation, ray, and then why are you
hammering home the one Martine like girlfriend, We know you
had more than that.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I saw that MUB show. I don't know whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
People are gonna be mad because they love him, but
he could have just said something short.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
It wasn't well handled, and it wasn't good judgment. And
I know people make mistakes, but I.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
And I'm surprised the judge did that because remember his
lawyer was talking a lot and saying all this stuff,
and the judge rather said, like, if you keep talking
like this is going to be a problem, you know
what I mean, just just you say sorry, you hush,
you know.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Talkie jelly Roll made his Emmy's debut last night.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
He did the soundtrack to the in Memorium segment with
his song I'm Not Okay. He introduced it by saying,
I believe that music is therapeutic. I believe it can heal.
I also believe that storytelling is just as cathartic. I
hope that this song can act as a healing moment
for those mourning the storytellers that we've lost this year.
If you are feeling lost or alone tonight, I want
you to know that it's okay to not always be okay.
(02:59):
And then a string of famous names and faces that
we lost this year were scrolling on a big screen
behind Jelly, including Richard Simmons, Martin Bull, Shannon Doherty, Carl Weathers,
Richard Lewis, Donald Sutherland, and yes, James Earl Jones.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
The final name and.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Face was Bob Newhart, who stayed on the screen as
Jimmy Kimmel came on saved sagent said, and the award
for deceased industry professional we will miss the most goes
to and then he paid tribute to the actor. That seems,
oh my god, right, like, why are we picking a
favorite dead person?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Like what's not?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Whatt's not?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
They're all really probably hard for everyone and their family.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I'm not seeing Matthew Perry on this lift list, but
I'm certainly hoping that he was included. But yeah, I
thought that was an odd choice. But you know, the
world is wild. Some winners, if you guys are interested.
The bear, like Fred said, was a big winner.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Hacks.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Fred said that too show Gun.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Has anyone watched that? I didn't even know, every year.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
I see these lists of winners and I'm like, where
have I been? Because I sit around and watch these
these things all day long for my job. Obviously, it's
not because I don't have anything else going on. It's
because I'm I have to watch everything. I have to
stay on top of things, and every year I'm like,
where was that where nice? I have no idea, but
there's so many different streaming services. There's no way you
can stand on top of all.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
You can't afford it. The Morning Show, the Crown and
then The Traders. Are you watching the Traders?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Because everyone's telling me to watch this this reality show.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I just saw clips on TikTok on the first coming.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
He's like in his Scottish outfit. Let's see Daily Show,
baby Reindeer. Yeah, a lot of stuff. So I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Last last week Tonight when they they win every year
for for talk show, they call it, in fact, all
the other hosts call it the John John Oliver Award
because it's like he almost never doesn't win and that
show is brilliant.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
By the way, it's not.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yes, he won. He cursed out the Emmys as he
was being played off.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Oh wow, he did oh, okay, well I have to
look what his problem was and tell you guys next hour.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
A short clip of Shakira is going viral. I don't
know if you guys saw this, but she has to.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Well, she decided to rather go off stage and stop
dancing during a performance to her new single because she
saw that people were filming up her dress.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
So that's wild.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
She gets off stage and singer Anita was kind of
consoling her, but yeah, she walked off stage as I
would too. Let's not film up people skirts. I don't
know if that's our lesson for today. I can't believe
I have to say this, but yes, it is now
going viral.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
And if you see her name, that is why.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
If you want to catch up with Waiting by the Phone,
you can go to our TikTok the Friend Show TikTok.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
It is now the new home of Waiting by the Phones.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
That's right now to everyone go follow all the thanks.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Please see Fred Show, TikTok, Friend Show Radio, Friendshow radio
dot com, YouTube and Facebook search for the Friend Show.
Let's see Blogson is the second. Our audio journalist Waiting
at the Phone is new this morning. Why does somebody
get ghosted? We're back to one hundred box with Shoby
Shelley because she lost Friday. So I'm not gonna say
anything else about you know anything, because I was like, oh,
this is exciting that we're gonna get big money, some money,
(06:09):
and then then we're around and she lost Kinkies Court today.
Bought ump bump girl.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Girl, take a picture.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
It'll last longer.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Okay, yes, that's coming up. Ashland was at it again.
Was a baptism yesterday. Now Ashland is a is a
fine young man, a little uh unfiltered. I would say
as many as every five year old as year old then,
but let's let's take five year old son of rufio. Yes,
(06:42):
I'm scared, put it together and now we have a
true ticking time bomb. Yes, of offence. What did I
do now? And I love the kid, but I want
to know every now and again. I like to play
this game. It's tell me the mean thing that a
kid said to you eight five five five three five.
It's so much fun. Tell me to mean that a
kid said to you. And in this case, Ashland said
(07:05):
something to your sister, Paulina. Isn't that right?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
My sister told me yesterday she said that, she goes.
Ashlon said that I.
Speaker 7 (07:12):
Have old man feet, okay, and she goes, and I
thought he was referring to maybe my sandals, you know,
because I'm wearing like the Jesus and like the chill Ones.
And she goes, no, no, no, Ashlton said your feet
are old man feet. So he repeated it twice, just
a word.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Wow, that's a new one for me. I've never heard
that one. Are you sure? Yeah? Does she still roast you?
Oh yeah? I mean like it's whatever. It's always like, hey,
stinky butt.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
You know.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I'm like, at least I can wipe my my own
butd buddy, that's a great comeback. Actually, it's an excellent comeback.
Are you sure not smelling your own butt?
Speaker 6 (07:45):
Yeah? See, And I can see you going like toe
to toe, Oh yeah, we do. And just is like,
why am I raising two kids? Right? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
An adult?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
He doesn't have enough words to adequately come back at
you yet, but you still go for it. So it's like, yeah,
they used to call you fat duo? Didn't Oh yeah?
Speaker 6 (08:03):
You know?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
He's like, why did your belly so big?
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Dad?
Speaker 6 (08:05):
I'm like, well, because I eat a lot son? You know,
I'm like, what I like, I don't even know where
he just comes up with this stuff. So yeah, because
I have you, kid, and because of you, I got
all this food in the house. And I right, it's
your fault, your nephew say anything mean to you.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
My sister in law just texts me.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Over the weekend they picked up his grandfather and when
his grandfather got in the car, he's only case in
his two or yeah, almost three, and he said, ooh,
it's thinking here, no.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Roll down the windows. Ma waited til this man got
in the car and was like, no filter, man. They
don't have no filter.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
No.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
They always say like, if you want an honest opinion,
go execute.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Yeah yeah. Paulia other day said something about a woman
in a restaurant or something being pregnant, and she definitely
was not pregnant.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
She didn't say it.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
I don't think the woman heard it, but I think
it was like, you know, my sister had to be like, oh,
well no, not probably not. You know, she's maybe a
little just a little bigger than everybody else kind of thing,
you know, But I guess that's what you know, Papa,
that's what probably thought. My kids could be really mean.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yes, oh yes.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
My six year old asked why I still looked pregnant.
I had my baby at the end of May. I
have a side in my eye, and my four year
old it calls it my monster eye. The kid told
me that my breath stank, probably did. Hey, Natalie, Hi,
(09:37):
Natalie morning. What your daughter said this?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Yeah, yeah, I was in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
She obviously just decided to barge in, grabbed my tummy,
shook it vigorously and said, I wish.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
You had a smaller tummy so you can do Smaller people.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Think, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Yeah, I'm trying.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I'm trying to do everything I can.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
That's a rather evolved thought. Smaller stomach for smaller people thinks.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Damn are evil.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Yeah, my god, Natalie, I'm sorry that happened.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
That's okay.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I mean, I'm exercising, so I'm getting there.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
But you got you got it, that's right.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
You gotta tell you when you get like in a year,
your snatched body gotta be like, hey, little kid, right, yeah,
now that I'm snatched fin another place to live, Thank you, Natalie.
My four year old niece calls me chunky boy. My
nephew asked me what year I was born. I told
him nineteen ninety seven. His response was, wow, how were
(10:40):
the nineteen hundreds? That was like one hundred years ago?
Oh damn this kid. Okay, I mean I'm not worthy.
I think I'd cry if Polly called me ugly or
something or fat or anything like that. I'd probably cry
because I ruvio just start screaming at the kid.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I don't have it in me.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
I would I'd just be I would just melt.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
So is this the real reason you didn't attend the
party yesterday? You don't want to get roasted.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
By I spent plenty of time with Actually, he had
plenty of time to roast. He chose not to.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah, because you were playing with him. You were playing
the high five game with him, so it was all
about it.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Well, and I guess that's how I avoid being called fat.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Played the high five game with the kidnap.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Come here, high five game, kidnapped, don't call me fat?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Fresh shows up
Canlon's Entertainment report He's on the Bread Show.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Justin Timberlake pled guilty to driving while impaired, which is
just a traffic violation as opposed to what he was
originally charged with. After being arrested back in June, he
was stopped, remember for the second time, after driving through
a stop sign swerving out of his lane. He then
refused a breathalyzer and claimed he only had one martini.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Also claimed this is going to ruin the tour? What tour?
A world tour?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
In July, he pled not guilty to the DWI charge
and later entered a plea deal for the charge to
be dropped to Just like I said, driving while ability
impaired must be nice to be famous. He was also
ordered to pay seven one hundred and sixty dollars in
fines and court fees and complete twenty five hours of
community service to a non profit of his choice. After
(00:48):
the sentencing, he encouraged people to not drive even if
they've only had one drink.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Oh boy, we're still hammering that high.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
He should have said less.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah, he helps you.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Did not come off the least bit contrite at all.
I watched it. I'm like fewer words. Man, just say
I'm sorry, Guys, I'm sorry I got myself in a
bad situation. You know, everyone should use a car cab uber,
lots of resources out there. If you've had anything to drink,
don't drive, thank you?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Right, you look goofy, Like why would you refuse a
breathalyser if you had one martini?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Like, I just feel like the whole thing is.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Like Jenny was going on and on about, uh, well,
many of you have covered me since I was a child,
and all just like what, No, clearly they haven't because
some people don't know who the hell you are, bro,
So like, yeah, I don't know, I didn't. I just
I haven't liked the whole thing. I'm like, dude, it's
not just say you're sorry. You're lucky that you're not
in jail. Yes, it's nothing to play, like drinking and
(01:44):
driving is nothing to play.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
No, and any other person would have not I don't.
I don't think had the ability to have their charge
drop to a traffic violet.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I didn't know that was an option, right, like a
bal okay.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
And I've never seen somebody do a press conference for
driving by right, you know, I got.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
A take it right. Let me address the nation. Right,
but right, if it's.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Just a traffic violation, ray, and then why are you
hammering home the one Martine like girlfriend, We know you
had more than that.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I saw that MUB show. I don't know whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
People are gonna be mad because they love him, but
he could have just said something short.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
It wasn't well handled, and it wasn't good judgment. And
I know people make mistakes, but I.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
And I'm surprised the judge did that because remember his
lawyer was talking a lot and saying all this stuff,
and the judge rather said, like, if you keep talking
like this is going to be a problem, you know
what I mean, just just you say sorry, you hush,
you know.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Talkie jelly Roll made his Emmy's debut last night.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
He did the soundtrack to the in Memorium segment with
his song I'm Not Okay. He introduced it by saying,
I believe that music is therapeutic. I believe it can heal.
I also believe that storytelling is just as cathartic. I
hope that this song can act as a healing moment
for those mourning the storytellers that we've lost this year.
If you are feeling lost or alone tonight, I want
you to know that it's okay to not always be okay.
(02:59):
And then a string of famous names and faces that
we lost this year were scrolling on a big screen
behind Jelly, including Richard Simmons, Martin Bull, Shannon Doherty, Carl Weathers,
Richard Lewis, Donald Sutherland, and yes, James Earl Jones.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
The final name and.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Face was Bob Newhart, who stayed on the screen as
Jimmy Kimmel came on saved sagent said, and the award
for deceased industry professional we will miss the most goes
to and then he paid tribute to the actor. That seems,
oh my god, right, like, why are we picking a
favorite dead person?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Like what's not?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Whatt's not?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
They're all really probably hard for everyone and their family.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I'm not seeing Matthew Perry on this lift list, but
I'm certainly hoping that he was included. But yeah, I
thought that was an odd choice. But you know, the
world is wild. Some winners, if you guys are interested.
The bear, like Fred said, was a big winner.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Hacks.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Fred said that too show Gun.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Has anyone watched that? I didn't even know, every year.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
I see these lists of winners and I'm like, where
have I been? Because I sit around and watch these
these things all day long for my job. Obviously, it's
not because I don't have anything else going on. It's
because I'm I have to watch everything. I have to
stay on top of things, and every year I'm like,
where was that where nice? I have no idea, but
there's so many different streaming services. There's no way you
can stand on top of all.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
You can't afford it. The Morning Show, the Crown and
then The Traders. Are you watching the Traders?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Because everyone's telling me to watch this this reality show.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I just saw clips on TikTok on the first coming.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
He's like in his Scottish outfit. Let's see Daily Show,
baby Reindeer. Yeah, a lot of stuff. So I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Last last week Tonight when they they win every year
for for talk show, they call it, in fact, all
the other hosts call it the John John Oliver Award
because it's like he almost never doesn't win and that
show is brilliant.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
By the way, it's not.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yes, he won. He cursed out the Emmys as he
was being played off.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Oh wow, he did oh, okay, well I have to
look what his problem was and tell you guys next hour.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
A short clip of Shakira is going viral. I don't
know if you guys saw this, but she has to.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Well, she decided to rather go off stage and stop
dancing during a performance to her new single because she
saw that people were filming up her dress.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
So that's wild.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
She gets off stage and singer Anita was kind of
consoling her, but yeah, she walked off stage as I
would too. Let's not film up people skirts. I don't
know if that's our lesson for today. I can't believe
I have to say this, but yes, it is now
going viral.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
And if you see her name, that is why.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
If you want to catch up with Waiting by the Phone,
you can go to our TikTok the Friend Show TikTok.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
It is now the new home of Waiting by the Phones.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
That's right now to everyone go follow all the thanks.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Please see Fred Show, TikTok, Friend Show Radio, Friendshow radio
dot com, YouTube and Facebook search for the Friend Show.
Let's see Blogson is the second. Our audio journalist Waiting
at the Phone is new this morning. Why does somebody
get ghosted? We're back to one hundred box with Shoby
Shelley because she lost Friday. So I'm not gonna say
anything else about you know anything, because I was like, oh,
this is exciting that we're gonna get big money, some money,
(06:09):
and then then we're around and she lost Kinkies Court today.
Bought ump bump girl.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Girl, take a picture.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
It'll last longer.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Okay, yes, that's coming up. Ashland was at it again.
Was a baptism yesterday. Now Ashland is a is a
fine young man, a little uh unfiltered. I would say
as many as every five year old as year old then,
but let's let's take five year old son of rufio. Yes,
(06:42):
I'm scared, put it together and now we have a
true ticking time bomb. Yes, of offence. What did I
do now? And I love the kid, but I want
to know every now and again. I like to play
this game. It's tell me the mean thing that a
kid said to you eight five five five three five.
It's so much fun. Tell me to mean that a
kid said to you. And in this case, Ashland said
(07:05):
something to your sister, Paulina. Isn't that right?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
My sister told me yesterday she said that, she goes.
Ashlon said that I.
Speaker 7 (07:12):
Have old man feet, okay, and she goes, and I
thought he was referring to maybe my sandals, you know,
because I'm wearing like the Jesus and like the chill Ones.
And she goes, no, no, no, Ashlton said your feet
are old man feet. So he repeated it twice, just
a word.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Wow, that's a new one for me. I've never heard
that one. Are you sure? Yeah? Does she still roast you?
Oh yeah? I mean like it's whatever. It's always like, hey,
stinky butt.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
You know.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I'm like, at least I can wipe my my own
butd buddy, that's a great comeback. Actually, it's an excellent comeback.
Are you sure not smelling your own butt?
Speaker 6 (07:45):
Yeah? See, And I can see you going like toe
to toe, Oh yeah, we do. And just is like,
why am I raising two kids? Right? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
An adult?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
He doesn't have enough words to adequately come back at
you yet, but you still go for it. So it's like, yeah,
they used to call you fat duo? Didn't Oh yeah?
Speaker 6 (08:03):
You know?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
He's like, why did your belly so big?
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Dad?
Speaker 6 (08:05):
I'm like, well, because I eat a lot son? You know,
I'm like, what I like, I don't even know where
he just comes up with this stuff. So yeah, because
I have you, kid, and because of you, I got
all this food in the house. And I right, it's
your fault, your nephew say anything mean to you.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
My sister in law just texts me.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Over the weekend they picked up his grandfather and when
his grandfather got in the car, he's only case in
his two or yeah, almost three, and he said, ooh,
it's thinking here, no.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Roll down the windows. Ma waited til this man got
in the car and was like, no filter, man. They
don't have no filter.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
No.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
They always say like, if you want an honest opinion,
go execute.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Yeah yeah. Paulia other day said something about a woman
in a restaurant or something being pregnant, and she definitely
was not pregnant.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
She didn't say it.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
I don't think the woman heard it, but I think
it was like, you know, my sister had to be like, oh,
well no, not probably not. You know, she's maybe a
little just a little bigger than everybody else kind of thing,
you know, But I guess that's what you know, Papa,
that's what probably thought. My kids could be really mean.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yes, oh yes.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
My six year old asked why I still looked pregnant.
I had my baby at the end of May. I
have a side in my eye, and my four year
old it calls it my monster eye. The kid told
me that my breath stank, probably did. Hey, Natalie, Hi,
(09:37):
Natalie morning. What your daughter said this?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Yeah, yeah, I was in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
She obviously just decided to barge in, grabbed my tummy,
shook it vigorously and said, I wish.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
You had a smaller tummy so you can do Smaller people.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Think, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Yeah, I'm trying.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I'm trying to do everything I can.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
That's a rather evolved thought. Smaller stomach for smaller people thinks.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Damn are evil.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Yeah, my god, Natalie, I'm sorry that happened.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
That's okay.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I mean, I'm exercising, so I'm getting there.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
But you got you got it, that's right.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
You gotta tell you when you get like in a year,
your snatched body gotta be like, hey, little kid, right, yeah,
now that I'm snatched fin another place to live, Thank you, Natalie.
My four year old niece calls me chunky boy. My
nephew asked me what year I was born. I told
him nineteen ninety seven. His response was, wow, how were
(10:40):
the nineteen hundreds? That was like one hundred years ago?
Oh damn this kid. Okay, I mean I'm not worthy.
I think I'd cry if Polly called me ugly or
something or fat or anything like that. I'd probably cry
because I ruvio just start screaming at the kid.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I don't have it in me.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
I would I'd just be I would just melt.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
So is this the real reason you didn't attend the
party yesterday? You don't want to get roasted.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
By I spent plenty of time with Actually, he had
plenty of time to roast. He chose not to.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah, because you were playing with him. You were playing
the high five game with him, so it was all
about it.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Well, and I guess that's how I avoid being called fat.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Played the high five game with the kidnap.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Come here, high five game, kidnapped, don't call me fat?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
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