Radio Blogs: Kaelin vs. The Time Window

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Couch. Yeah, they talk better than they sit. These are
the radio blogs on the Fred Show. It's like we're
writing in our diaries, except we say them aloud. We
call them blogs. Tailing go Yes, deer blog.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
So I would like to discuss delivery windows, or the
time windows when someone's coming to your house to work
on something. So it's already hard enough that there your
window could be from like noon to four if you
need comcasts to come and you're just like kind of
twiddling your thumbs at home waiting. Okay, I needed some

(00:34):
blinds fixed in my apartment and I was given a
two hour window, and I'm like, okay, conscious going to
have the apartment ready, because do you guys get your
house ready, like if somebody's coming over. So yeah, So
my man's came two hours prior to the beginning of
the delivery window.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Oh okay, he shows up at ten am and you're
still at work.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
No, I was home. However, the scene he happened upon
was quite a scene.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Now, I've talked about this before, but I mostly hang
dry everything in my house, all my clothes, and that's
a scene in itself, right. I got thongs hanging from
picture frames, because I was a tiny apartment, so things
are ever so my toony's, my bras, whatever their hang
drag all over. I was going to plan to have
those out. I also occasionally dye my eyebrows with just

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for men.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
I need to do it right now, I need to
re up.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
And when you're dying your eyebrows, they get real dark,
like I look like Eugene Levy before you wipe it off.
So my man's came over and I couldn't. I didn't
have time to wipe them up. I had the darkest eyebrows.
I had my thongs everywhere, my bras everywhere, and it's
just like it was, it's so embarrassing when they have
to see your apartment in the States, or.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Did you start walking around like take a step down.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
I was running around, but like he was waiting out
there for too long, and it just was like it
was not like yo, come back in the delivery window time.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Thank you well.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
I really needed my blinds fixed.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Really from twelve to four. Come back at noon, buddy.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
You know about this? What not pop up at my
house with scheduled nobody, No, I need a scheduled time.
Don't come early if I invite you to a party,
do not arrive right at time on the time, you know,
give me a grace period twenty minutes.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
See that's another thing, because one time I arrived at
Paulina's for something you were having and know on time,
and no one was there right.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Well, so is that an unspoken rule. I think a
lot of people in my family run on Mexican time.
I'm pretting my mom was Polish. We're all a little late, okay,
But I do agree with that. Like I like to
give the grace period. I don't mind if you come
at four. I'm not put you to work or like
I'm making up four o'clock. Right, let's go to a
third time. I might put you to work, put a
couple of trays out for me or something.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
You know, I don't know. There's just some things that
are embarrassing that you need to get your house ready.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
My thing is, if it's a let's say it's a
noon to four window that they're going to show up,
if I just bank on them showing up at four,
then they'll show up at noon. If I bank on
them showing up at new and they'll show up at four.
So I never I never get it right. You know,
I'll be like, they're not going to come at noon,
they won't show up right, the one to call you
text you be like, hey, I'm fifteen minutes out.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Let me get my panties on the same picture some
decent and why eyebrows. Yeah, it was embarrassing as hell.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
I leave my bras and panties out when they come over,
because then it's just like they just lead faster, okay,
you know, because they're looking sir, yes, somebody else? Who
else would they be? Are you not inclusive stuff? Is
there oneber I can call about this? MM? Why you're
at it? Can you unlock some channels for me? More

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