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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Tell them they talk better than the excite. These are
the radio blogs on the Fresh Show.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Cliver running in our diaries, except we say them aloud.
We call them blogs. Jason Brown, Yes you ready.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I am, Thank you, dear blogs.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
So this past weekend I had a pretty interesting, uh
event going in my life. My cousin and his wife
are having a baby, which is really exciting and so
it's kind of like the first new baby in my family,
you can say, at least like directly like towards me.
And so they had their baby shower and my mom
(00:37):
sort of stepped up and took over like the planning
of it because just for different reasons, like the moms
of each of them have everything's going on. And my
mom is very good at like event planning, very organized,
creative like all that stuff. So I wonder where you
get it right right right.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I'm nothing compared to Linda Brown, So yeah, she's next level.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
So I like, in the months leading up to it,
I've seen her sort of like you know, shop for
different things in order different They come up with different
ideas for center pieces and we can hang on the
wall and like this and that, and y'all go all
out for like baby showers, Like it's really it's like
a birthday party on steroids. Like it's crazy. She she
like builds her own center pieces and like all the
(01:18):
little pieces that like go around it, and like there
was a theme of like animals, so like there was
like the theme tablecloths and the theme like things on
the wall.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Like it was crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
And so I drove up to Milwaukee this past weekend
to help her like put out together and execute it
and whatever. And it was really y'all go crazy for
some lotion, like the games that y'all play, Like this
is dollars stuff, right, it's dollar store lotion ladies, Like
we in a fancy bag.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Yeah, And like y'all are cut throat with this like
true or false?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Or who was the first to, you know, want a baby,
Who's going to be the first to call the pediatrition
like all that type of stuff, And they kept like
wanting me to play. I was like, no, I'm good,
Like I'll just sit here. But it was like the
first time I got to see like a baby shop
just all women, like I've never you know, been to
something like that. And then like I was coming home
and I got really sad because talk about like stupid reasons.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
We cried, but I like cried off the way home.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Because my mom was like so into this and I
saw her like so happy and whatever, and I was
joking with her through this whole process, like well, you
better take this one and because you win't get one
from me, you know what I mean, like the whole time,
like you know, do your big one.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
But then I was like driving home and I was
like sad because I'm like, wait.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Like that's true, Like I'm their only kid, right, They're
not going to get a kid through me.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I know. I don't want kids so like that.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I'm not getting twisted about that, but like I want
that experience for them to be grandparents, you know, because
they would be so good at it, you know. And
so I got really stand on the way home because
I was like, she's not gonna be able to do
this for like her own grandkid, you know, and like
my heart hurt for them. But it was definitely a
very interesting situation with baby shower.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
We got kids she could watch.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Hey, yeah, my brown is open for it.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I'm multiplying.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah, literally, there's an Obviously over the weekend, I was
just surrounded by kids but yeah, so with kids.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I'm not pushing kids on you.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I would never to anybody, best believe, but you are
so good with king run a daycare.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
You well, as long as I have my cockton, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, yeah, but I think Mike would be a great dad.
I just know that I don't see that for my life.
Like I don't feel like I can take care of
myself so let alone like support a child.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I could do it, I know.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
If I had to, I would, but it's just not
something that I'm like ready to sign up for. But
my heart hurts because like I do want that for
my parents though I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
But it was definitely interesting.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I've never seen a baby h hour like that, and
it was the food was pristine, but it was very interesting.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Game No, no, but.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
There was a diaper cake. Have you seen No?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
It was no, it was more like paper stuff like
they like wrote stuff down or baby facts. But my
mom like went to Indiana to like find this diaper
cake and someone like rolls the diapers like specifically and
builds this like beautiful hate out of it, like and
there was there's lotion.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
And stuff tucked in. I was like, oh my god,
this is very interesting.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
A lotion cake.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah, there was like loach like bottles of lotion tucked
like everything you need to like change diapers, was like
builds into This.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Is what I don't hate. I wouldn't need. I want
I want out, I want freed from these.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Do they come with like an instruction manual these kids
or something? I wouldn't know what the hell to do? Right,
like my lotion? Where where you put that?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
They don't get chapped? Right?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Was getting chapped or little booty? Yeah, they had the
diaper on for a while. You know what I'm saying,
they get I don't know what you're saying. I don't know.
I'm not worthy of it. I'm so glad my mom
my sister did this because it does take a lot
of the pressure off of me.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
It's a shame that you don't have a sibling for
this reason, I know, just to do it on your
behalf the one reason I would want one.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
The way you feel about your mom though, is like
how we feel about you, like you just our heart
hurts because we don't get to see you as a dad.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I'm not pushing kids on you either, but I would
love to see that. What I hear is a Caleb
will carry one for you. That's what I hear.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
That's already been decided. Mikey said that they're gonna have
a fiby together.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Mike asked me all the time.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Well, that's because Mike wants to get wether.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
That's totally different, but probably I mean, I know, literally.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Fine, normal will say that to people.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
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