Kaelin's Entertainment Report: P.Diddy's Lawyer Addresses The 1,000 Bottles Of Baby Oil

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
On the bread show We Love an Easy Workday.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Just a short while after, reality star Julie Christly had
her prison sentence reduced. Yesterday, a federal judge re sentenced
her to seven years in prison for her conviction woe
of bank fraud and tax evasion charges. Did not know
you felt so strongly about miss Julie Christy. Wow on

(00:26):
this topic, right from a criminal himself. A three judge
panel upheld the Chrisly conviction, so both of theirs, she
and Todds, but found a legal error in how the
trial judge calculated her original sentence by holding her accountable
for the entire bank fraud scheme.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
So that has to be like some whiplash. You think
you're getting out earlier and now you're not.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Julie and her husband Todd, of course, gained fame on
their show.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Chrisly knows best. I still have my questions about him,
but I'm gonna look that right day. He's like, let
me double my centse Okay, all right, thanks. I was
leaving right there and you took it right on over
the line. Thank you for that. And from one courtroom
to another.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
P Ditty's lawyer addressed the thousand bottles of baby oil
which were seized from the rapper's homes, explaining that ditty's
just a little thrifty.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
It's just trying to save money in this economy.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
So, just over a week after the rapper was palate right,
this is he tried.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
It is what we're calling this segment.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
So just a week over a week after the rapper
was taken into custody in New York in charge with
sex trafficking, racketeering, and transportation to engage in prostitution, his
lawyer said, I don't know where the number one thousand came.
I can't imagine it's thousands. When it was confirmed in
this interview that the number came from the federal document,

(01:47):
Puffy's lawyer was quick to add that he wasn't really
sure what the baby oil has to do with anything.
When he suggested that they were used as lubricant during orgies,
that was what the interviewer said, the lawyer replied, I
guess I don't know why you need one thousand. One
bottle of baby oil goes a long way. I don't
know what you'd even need one thousand for.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
As for why he gonna say, I feel like baby
oil is unless you have a baby. It's the thing
that you buy like one time and it just never
it's never empty, like you have it for your life.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Correct, and you take it through all the most people.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, every different apartment.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Well, I'm better not throw this away. I might need
it some days. So you're just like, yeah, you've just
got it forever. It's in the back of the medicine
cabinet forever, Jesus.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
And as for why he believes the music mogul had
such a large inventory of baby oil, he replied, he
has a big house.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
He buys in bulk.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
I think they have costcos in every place where he
has a home. He then joked, have you sat in
the parking lot of a costco and seen what people walk.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Out of there with?

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Guys? Right?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
And as for his client's alleged freak offs, he said,
they call him freak but you know, back when I
was a kid in the late seventies, they were called threesomes. Okay,
I think we need a different lawyer, maybe Diddy, but
that's just my opinion.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
I am not a lawyer. It seems a little far froned.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
I think he needs Jesus.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
I don't think a lawyer's going to help him.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Anymore, correct, But I like, again, don't insult my intelligence,
mister lawyer.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Man, I mean, this is ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
And years after Reese Witherspoon originated the role of the
iconic l Woods in Legally Blond, the actress announced an
open casting call for the prequel series about the iconic characters.
So she said, this is an open casting for the
young l Woods when she was in high school. Earlier
this year, Reese did confirm that she's going to produce
the prime video series along with her Hello Sunshine production company.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
She's got to be so rich off that thing.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
But yeah, so if you know a little Reese look alike,
a little el Woods look alike, then you might be
able to play her.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
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Speaker 3 (03:52):
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Speaker 1 (03:57):
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