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Speaker 1 (00:00):
They talk better than the excited tell me about. These
are the radio blogs on the Fred Show. Okay, life
running in our diaries, except we say them a lot.
We call them blogs. Kaylin, Yes, let's hear about the
move this weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Go please, Oh my god, dear blog.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Moving is such a treat and of joy, and I'm
so happy I got to be reminded of that.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I officially moved into a new apartment after being in
the same at least building for gosh years. I mean
it was before COVID that I think I moved in there.
And I have some thoughts about moving, so I know.
I talked about it a while ago. Should I move
in with my boyfriend?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Should I not?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Because we have only been together for less than a year,
And most everyone said yes, which I was surprised about
because it sounds crazy to me. But I did it.
So here we are. We're not doing any we just
we came in hot, real hot. So we now officially
lived together.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Please.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, I pulled a Jason Brown. I don't know what
to Jason. For the record, this man pulled the Jason
bread from day one.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, no, he definitely don't.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
You should.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
So yeah, I don't know who's.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Pulling a JB, but someone did. So we lived together.
But here are some thoughts from the move.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Now.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I got movers this time, which even still I like
just need them for the big stuff. I did two
trips a day every day with like all the little things.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
First thought, how did I get so much crap? Right?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Like, wow, did I get so much stuff into a
one bedroom apartment?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
It's so much stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Second of all, while we were at the new place,
not one but two of the movers asked if they
could use my brand new bathroom.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Man.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Now, I am a very I consider myself a kind
human whatever they need, water, anything, but I was a
little bit like the one.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
The first one I kind of looked.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
A little sideways, like I don't think you're supposed to
do that because this company, I don't know, they have
a great reputee.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I just I didn't think you're supposed to.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Then the second one ask, and I'm like, you, guys,
I haven't even pete in this toilet yet, and you're
doing god knows what. Of course, I let them still,
but I didn't know if that was taboo or not.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
The second thing, they're supposed to go like, I don't
know where a lot of people don't know the answer.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
A lot of buildings had like if you're in a
high rise, they have a bathroom in the in the lobby,
or or you stop before you get.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
It wasn't a long move.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
They were in and out with like within the hour,
Like I feel like, go before. I don't know, just
professionalism again, I let them, so I don't know whatever,
But I never thought you were.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Supposed to do that when you were screaming at them
wear diapers. And then yeah, up on TMZ this weekend.
Yeah you know, thanks for representing our show that way.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
So I was all over the news. You're just screaming
at people where like what was going on?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
And now I understand, Well, I provided the diapers, so
I thought it was fine.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
And then another another thing that made me I should
be more embarrassed, But I don't know if I have
any more shame. They were moving one of my dressers,
and this man who barely spoke English, was like, he's
coming out, he's coming out, things are coming out. I'm like,
what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
So I look on the floor and the things.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
That decided to fall out of my dresser. Okay, oh god,
one condom, Kaylin, one bottle of lube had two thongs.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I had one bottle, not a thousand. So that's why
you should have this weekend. Yeah. No, Jason and I went.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
To a sex store for work a couple of years
ago and they gave us a flavored Yes for work.
We had to we had to pick up toys before
something for the show.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, and they gave.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Us a bottle of I took some chocolate lube that
I that I had. Yeah, so that fell out and
that was real fun for them to see.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
But yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Moved so you know, youth, No, I let him use that.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
When you first meet someone, like I mean I almost
kind of almost said his name, he didn't give you
a chance because he moved in like before you met.
But so you weren't able to prepare. But do you
get rid of like previous evidence of like another man,
like as far as like if there was like a
partial box of condoms or a partial remainder of the lubrication,
(04:28):
do you do you get rid of that? So there's
because if I if I'm over somebody's house and they're
like sure here and they hand me something that's like
half used. They'll be like, well, where's the rest of it? Like, yeah,
I'm immediately reminded of the fact that this has obviously
been brought out before, you know, so like, can we
go get a new one so I don't even have
to think about it?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Please?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I mean, I don't think either of us really would
take it that way. I mean, he he's had stuff
too that like. I mean, I'm not going to pretend
like no one was there before on either behalf.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
But yeah, no, I think we're good. The condoms I
bought for this show.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Because I never have bought them before, and you guys
made me go buy them by myself.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
So yeah, I have a really weird place of work.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I was gonna say, which time at the sex story
was at the time that you buy buy Me addressed?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Was at the time that you had my heels? I mean,
which which time I have done for this job?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
But yeah, no, a different time than me buying you
address and heels.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
No. I dated a girl who had just kind of divorced,
like I don't know a few months before, and she
was she's been married for a long time, and she
was like new in the dating scene. Understandably, uh, you know,
concerned about for the first time in a long time,
about you know, being safe about things. And so when
the time came outcomes I'm not even kidding you, this
basket it was a I mean it was there were
probably a one hundred condoms in this basket. I'm not
(05:52):
embellishing all different shapes and sizes. I mean you had
every possible combination of everything you could imagine. And I
looked at him like, what is happening here?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Like what I mean?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
It was like a hundred I mean, how much activity
is going on? And then she actually got offended, and
I'm like, well, I didn't. I don't mean to offend you.
I'm just like, you know, a box is probably gonna
get you by for a little while, you know, I mean,
I mean, did you like buy everything on Amazon? She's like, well,
I don't know, I haven't done this in a while,
Like I don't know what everybody needs and whatever. And
(06:23):
I guess it's nice that she, you know, was thoughtful
enough to have that stuff on hand. But I was
just like, my god, I'm like going, there's kind of
brands and accessories I didn't even know they had. I
was like, oh man, I've been doing this a long
time and I didn't realize you could get extra huge
ribbed dipped in chocolate.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Also, right, I was like, what did you get all
this stuff?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
But yeah, I have to say like the presentation, you know,
maybe not the whole basket next time, like maybe just
hand me one or a couple or say, you know,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
So we're not judging women for having condoms, but it's
the amount that I should be like self conscious about.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
It wasn't even I was judging here. I was just
I was just a little taken aback. I'm like, what
sort of industrial strength activities are we doing here? Like again,
I mean yeah, and I give her credit for that,
you know, so no judgment. I was just like, oh wow, okay,
I mean, are you expecting others? I mean, what's like,
I shouldn't know what to make of it. Okay, so
(07:25):
you put everything back in the drawer and then everything
was okay, I guess. So yeah, I mean I still.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Have to do this.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Stupid stuff like pull the nails out of the wall
and plaster. But yeah, but.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Then it's like another month and you still got boxes.
That's what always girl. Yeah, like when you move, it's
like you're not moved in until that last box has gone,
and that takes another like month.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I was trying to go somewhere over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I'm like, crap, I don't know where any of my
pants are, So how am I supposed to go?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
No pants that you just wear that one condom More
pread Show next
They talk better than the excited tell me about. These
are the radio blogs on the Fred Show. Okay, life
running in our diaries, except we say them a lot.
We call them blogs. Kaylin, Yes, let's hear about the
move this weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Go please, Oh my god, dear blog.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Moving is such a treat and of joy, and I'm
so happy I got to be reminded of that.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I officially moved into a new apartment after being in
the same at least building for gosh years. I mean
it was before COVID that I think I moved in there.
And I have some thoughts about moving, so I know.
I talked about it a while ago. Should I move
in with my boyfriend?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Should I not?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Because we have only been together for less than a year,
And most everyone said yes, which I was surprised about
because it sounds crazy to me. But I did it.
So here we are. We're not doing any we just
we came in hot, real hot. So we now officially
lived together.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Please.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, I pulled a Jason Brown. I don't know what
to Jason. For the record, this man pulled the Jason
bread from day one.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, no, he definitely don't.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
You should.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
So yeah, I don't know who's.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Pulling a JB, but someone did. So we lived together.
But here are some thoughts from the move.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Now.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I got movers this time, which even still I like
just need them for the big stuff. I did two
trips a day every day with like all the little things.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
First thought, how did I get so much crap? Right?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Like, wow, did I get so much stuff into a
one bedroom apartment?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
It's so much stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Second of all, while we were at the new place,
not one but two of the movers asked if they
could use my brand new bathroom.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Man.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Now, I am a very I consider myself a kind
human whatever they need, water, anything, but I was a
little bit like the one.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
The first one I kind of looked.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
A little sideways, like I don't think you're supposed to
do that because this company, I don't know, they have
a great reputee.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I just I didn't think you're supposed to.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Then the second one ask, and I'm like, you, guys,
I haven't even pete in this toilet yet, and you're
doing god knows what. Of course, I let them still,
but I didn't know if that was taboo or not.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
The second thing, they're supposed to go like, I don't
know where a lot of people don't know the answer.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
A lot of buildings had like if you're in a
high rise, they have a bathroom in the in the lobby,
or or you stop before you get.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
It wasn't a long move.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
They were in and out with like within the hour,
Like I feel like, go before. I don't know, just
professionalism again, I let them, so I don't know whatever,
But I never thought you were.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Supposed to do that when you were screaming at them
wear diapers. And then yeah, up on TMZ this weekend.
Yeah you know, thanks for representing our show that way.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
So I was all over the news. You're just screaming
at people where like what was going on?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
And now I understand, Well, I provided the diapers, so
I thought it was fine.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
And then another another thing that made me I should
be more embarrassed, But I don't know if I have
any more shame. They were moving one of my dressers,
and this man who barely spoke English, was like, he's
coming out, he's coming out, things are coming out. I'm like,
what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
So I look on the floor and the things.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
That decided to fall out of my dresser. Okay, oh god,
one condom, Kaylin, one bottle of lube had two thongs.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I had one bottle, not a thousand. So that's why
you should have this weekend. Yeah. No, Jason and I went.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
To a sex store for work a couple of years
ago and they gave us a flavored Yes for work.
We had to we had to pick up toys before
something for the show.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, and they gave.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Us a bottle of I took some chocolate lube that
I that I had. Yeah, so that fell out and
that was real fun for them to see.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
But yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Moved so you know, youth, No, I let him use that.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
When you first meet someone, like I mean I almost
kind of almost said his name, he didn't give you
a chance because he moved in like before you met.
But so you weren't able to prepare. But do you
get rid of like previous evidence of like another man,
like as far as like if there was like a
partial box of condoms or a partial remainder of the lubrication,
(04:28):
do you do you get rid of that? So there's
because if I if I'm over somebody's house and they're
like sure here and they hand me something that's like
half used. They'll be like, well, where's the rest of it? Like, yeah,
I'm immediately reminded of the fact that this has obviously
been brought out before, you know, so like, can we
go get a new one so I don't even have
to think about it?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Please?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I mean, I don't think either of us really would
take it that way. I mean, he he's had stuff
too that like. I mean, I'm not going to pretend
like no one was there before on either behalf.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
But yeah, no, I think we're good. The condoms I
bought for this show.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Because I never have bought them before, and you guys
made me go buy them by myself.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
So yeah, I have a really weird place of work.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I was gonna say, which time at the sex story
was at the time that you buy buy Me addressed?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Was at the time that you had my heels? I mean,
which which time I have done for this job?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
But yeah, no, a different time than me buying you
address and heels.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
No. I dated a girl who had just kind of divorced,
like I don't know a few months before, and she
was she's been married for a long time, and she
was like new in the dating scene. Understandably, uh, you know,
concerned about for the first time in a long time,
about you know, being safe about things. And so when
the time came outcomes I'm not even kidding you, this
basket it was a I mean it was there were
probably a one hundred condoms in this basket. I'm not
(05:52):
embellishing all different shapes and sizes. I mean you had
every possible combination of everything you could imagine. And I
looked at him like, what is happening here?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Like what I mean?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
It was like a hundred I mean, how much activity
is going on? And then she actually got offended, and
I'm like, well, I didn't. I don't mean to offend you.
I'm just like, you know, a box is probably gonna
get you by for a little while, you know, I mean,
I mean, did you like buy everything on Amazon? She's like, well,
I don't know, I haven't done this in a while,
Like I don't know what everybody needs and whatever. And
(06:23):
I guess it's nice that she, you know, was thoughtful
enough to have that stuff on hand. But I was
just like, my god, I'm like going, there's kind of
brands and accessories I didn't even know they had. I
was like, oh man, I've been doing this a long
time and I didn't realize you could get extra huge
ribbed dipped in chocolate.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Also, right, I was like, what did you get all
this stuff?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
But yeah, I have to say like the presentation, you know,
maybe not the whole basket next time, like maybe just
hand me one or a couple or say, you know,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
So we're not judging women for having condoms, but it's
the amount that I should be like self conscious about.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
It wasn't even I was judging here. I was just
I was just a little taken aback. I'm like, what
sort of industrial strength activities are we doing here? Like again,
I mean yeah, and I give her credit for that,
you know, so no judgment. I was just like, oh wow, okay,
I mean, are you expecting others? I mean, what's like,
I shouldn't know what to make of it. Okay, so
(07:25):
you put everything back in the drawer and then everything
was okay, I guess. So yeah, I mean I still.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Have to do this.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Stupid stuff like pull the nails out of the wall
and plaster. But yeah, but.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Then it's like another month and you still got boxes.
That's what always girl. Yeah, like when you move, it's
like you're not moved in until that last box has gone,
and that takes another like month.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I was trying to go somewhere over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I'm like, crap, I don't know where any of my
pants are, So how am I supposed to go?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
No pants that you just wear that one condom More
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