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Speaker 1 (00:01):
One of the three five Kiss FM, Chicago's number one
hit music station. This is what's trending. Okay, that was good.
I really enjoyed that. A Million Minilli sing along and
we just did. Who knew that we've been talking about
Million Vanilli all these years later. Caitlin Clark is trending today.
A lot of rumors about Kaitlyn Clark recently, but the
(00:23):
WNBA star has leaped ahead of American soccer stars to
become the fourth most marketable athlete in the world, right
behind Lebron James. Oh girl, She's gone from relatively unknown
as a college basketball player to the WNBA Rookie of
the Year and most popular women's pro basketball player in
the country in a matter of short years. Simone Biles
(00:44):
number one, vinicis junior.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
This is soccer player.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
He's number two, Lebron James, Kaitlyn Clark, Lionel Messi, Rebecca Andrade.
I hope I said that, right, Kyliean and Bapee Yes, Christianado,
Christian I can't say this, Ronaldo and Katie Ledecki.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I don't know who some of these people are.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Rebecca Andrade is the other Gymni, the Brazilian one that
they celebrated because she won her first goal. And who
is I don't mean any disrespect her, I just don't
know who Elona Alona maher Again, I'm not I guess
I'm not as well versed in. If Jason were here,
then he would be. That's the rugby player, the American one.
I want to talk dancing with this. What about the
lady who break dance? What about?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
What about where's Reagun on this list? Yeah? Where's She's right.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
There next to Bronnie James on that list. Yeah, but
she's in the top five most marketable athletes, not female
all athletes. Wow, She's become a major draw for sponsors
Wilson Sporting Goods, Nike, Gatorade, State Farm, Bos, Buick, and
several others. Also in sports news this morning because I
just can't believe we're doing all these sports stories. And
(01:59):
Jason's honest way to Miami to hang with Glorious steff On,
I can't believe it. And the Miami Sala Machine, you
can't forget them. They always have to be included. Shoeyotani's
fiftieth home run ball, It's just happened, not that long ago.
It was fifty home runs and fifty steals in one season,
which was a milestone never never before accomplished in baseball history.
That ball sold an auction for four point four million dollars,
(02:22):
a record high price, not just for baseball but for
any ball in any sport. So four point four million
dollars when somebody paid for that.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Good for that guy who has that, who had that balls?
Hold it? I guess so because they were only trying
to give him a show. He was only trying to
give him like three hundred grand.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I'll never understand that Shoo Tani is the richest athlete ever.
He's worth like I beie, the actual number is seven
point three gazillion. I believe that's a real number. And
he he wants to give somebody three hundred thousand dollars
when everybody knows in the open market you can get millions.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
So just don't be cheap.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
You had you made four million dollars during breakfast, Just
give the guy four million dollars to be done with it. Yeah,
he probably bought that ball too, so he's probably like,
buy that ball four million dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
The only could that cost you a million? And the
funny thing is. I bet he didn't. But anyway, I'll
never understand that.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Like here, you could you could have a free hot
dog at the game if you give us this thing
that's going to change your life, oh financially.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
And then people are like, no, I'm not going to
do that. Why would you? I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
How about this SpaceX is headed home with four astronauts.
It's not butching Sanina though, Nope, it's not our friends
butchered Sonita. We got to try and book them when
they get back. Man, they're still up there. Four astronauts
are on their way back to Earth after untalking from
the International Space Station. Three Americans and one Russian were
scheduled to return over two weeks ago, but had to
wait out the hurricanes. So, yeah, our friends are still
(03:44):
up there. But they spent two hundred days on the
International Space Station, so they got to go home. Yes,
that's fair. So they were in the same place where
Butcher and Cites are.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
They were there first. Yeah, yeah, so they got to
go home first.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
That's fair, right, Butch and Sunita were not supposed to
stay that long, but they got to stay longer because
he's got are like, okay, I've been up here almost, you.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Know, and it wasn't any room.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Let on. They were like, yo, can I get the
trunk on this one? Like you got a hatchback on
this in the back back. We ain't going far, you
know what I mean? No, but there was there wasn't
any room.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
So but I mean, at first I saw the story
and I'm like, did people go up there and then
get to go home before them? And no, they just
said don't wait their turn for their ride back home.
This is for you, Kiki, and only you. Spirit Airlines
just trending today. The flight from Dallas to la appears
to show a rat running above an overhead bind during
a three hour flight. The rat's feet can be seen
through the opaque glass. Passengers can be hurt calling out
(04:46):
super rat during the cliff, which ends with the rat
darting out of the light. So it's you know, it's
like the light in the aisleway. He's on top of that,
so at any point he could fall on somebody. Spirits response,
we are aware of the video and we're taking steps
to address the matter.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Oh see, now this might do it for me. This
is this might be a rat, yeah on a plane
rather snake. Honestly, I don't would rather neither. Yeah, I
can't do a rat bro I rather snake, like I
rather something. I can do a rat. That would ended
for me in spirit.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
That's that's what would do for you. That is what
would I would jump. I hope that rat didn't have
any carry ons. I hope he didn't expect to get
anything to drink.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
You don't have a seat, that's why he was running around.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, exactly, he didn't get that big seat up front.
And then the last three stories. I can't even believe
they exist. But Goldfish Crackers is rebranding temporarily to Chilean
Sea Bass Crackers in an attempt to appeal to adults.
This is apparently a real thing. It's part of a
strategy to attract adults and re establish its relevance amid
a broader decline in snacking following a pandemic peak. Despite
(05:55):
the rebranding as a popular seafood menu, it and the
recipe in appearance of the snack are not changing. They
explained in a press release that the much more adult
name is to reinforce the Goldfish Crackers are not just
for kids. You can buy this stuff online if you
want to buy the Chilean Sea bass snack bags featuring
the branding will only be sold online for a week.
A fun fact. How about a bonus fun fact? Did
(06:16):
you guys know that Chilean sea bass is? Actually, there's
no such thing. It's a fish called toothfish that nobody wanted.
It was nasty fish. It's nasty looking fish, actually, and
nobody wanted it. They'd always threw it back or killed
it or whatever. And then some guy one day was like,
we had a lot of this nasty ass toothfish. Let's
call it something else and sell it. So they changed
(06:36):
the name to Chilean's. It's a real story. They changed
the name to Chilean sea bass, and now you pay
like forty five dollars for it on a man Nancy.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
It's just like diamonds.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
If you look up the story of de Beers diamonds,
nobody cared about Nobody cared about diamonds. I don't know
what year it was, twenties, thirties, forties, Yeah, whatever it was.
Nobody wanted that, no one cared, and then all of
a sudden, Beers they created this marketing campaign where it's
every woman wants a diamond and then it just spread
and all of a sudden everyone wanted a diamond marketing man. Yeah,
marketing marketing man. But there you go a bunch of
(07:06):
information for you. This is a real story this morning
Reddit witches of Reddit, which is a real thing, I guess.
They claim that they've been trying to do spells on
Donald Trump and that they're not as effective because he
might have some kind of protection around him.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
This is a real story.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
They've been putting all these different kind of spells on him,
witches have, and apparently none of them are working, and
they're worried about it. And there's a whole story. And
this is on several websites this morning. These witches are
concerned it's not working. And I don't know, man, somehow
immune to the spells, I guess. And there's your political
story of the day. And a woman from Bangladesh used
chopsticks to lift one grain of rice at a time
(07:49):
and managed to eat a record breaking thirty seven pieces
in one minute. Wow. I've been using chopsticks to eat
all of her meals for a few years and she
eats rice every single day. But it's a world record.
Seven grains in one minute using chopsticks. Oh that's oppressive.
It kind of is. Yeah, and I know that they
can be sticky. I don't know if that counts if
(08:09):
it sticks, but you got to go one at a time. No, man,
there's there's a few things more frustrating for me to
trying to eat rice with chopsticks. Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I can't do it because I wanted to eat.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I like the r I'm trying to eat the rice
and so at some point I'm just shoveling it in
my mouth because it's like it's just falling everywhere.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
You know. It's coordination.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
It's national Mary Emyrri music data honor, an innovative sound
system and music concept that began post World War Two
in Jamaica. Wow specific, incredibly specific. Yeah, all right off,
then there you have it. Now you're up to date.
The witches and the spells that they can't make them.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
All right, I'll stop, Oh my god, what are we doing?
The Entertainment Report in three minutes
One of the three five Kiss FM, Chicago's number one
hit music station. This is what's trending. Okay, that was good.
I really enjoyed that. A Million Minilli sing along and
we just did. Who knew that we've been talking about
Million Vanilli all these years later. Caitlin Clark is trending today.
A lot of rumors about Kaitlyn Clark recently, but the
(00:23):
WNBA star has leaped ahead of American soccer stars to
become the fourth most marketable athlete in the world, right
behind Lebron James. Oh girl, She's gone from relatively unknown
as a college basketball player to the WNBA Rookie of
the Year and most popular women's pro basketball player in
the country in a matter of short years. Simone Biles
(00:44):
number one, vinicis junior.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
This is soccer player.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
He's number two, Lebron James, Kaitlyn Clark, Lionel Messi, Rebecca Andrade.
I hope I said that, right, Kyliean and Bapee Yes, Christianado,
Christian I can't say this, Ronaldo and Katie Ledecki.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I don't know who some of these people are.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Rebecca Andrade is the other Gymni, the Brazilian one that
they celebrated because she won her first goal. And who
is I don't mean any disrespect her, I just don't
know who Elona Alona maher Again, I'm not I guess
I'm not as well versed in. If Jason were here,
then he would be. That's the rugby player, the American one.
I want to talk dancing with this. What about the
lady who break dance? What about?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
What about where's Reagun on this list? Yeah? Where's She's right.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
There next to Bronnie James on that list. Yeah, but
she's in the top five most marketable athletes, not female
all athletes. Wow, She's become a major draw for sponsors
Wilson Sporting Goods, Nike, Gatorade, State Farm, Bos, Buick, and
several others. Also in sports news this morning because I
just can't believe we're doing all these sports stories. And
(01:59):
Jason's honest way to Miami to hang with Glorious steff On,
I can't believe it. And the Miami Sala Machine, you
can't forget them. They always have to be included. Shoeyotani's
fiftieth home run ball, It's just happened, not that long ago.
It was fifty home runs and fifty steals in one season,
which was a milestone never never before accomplished in baseball history.
That ball sold an auction for four point four million dollars,
(02:22):
a record high price, not just for baseball but for
any ball in any sport. So four point four million
dollars when somebody paid for that.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Good for that guy who has that, who had that balls?
Hold it? I guess so because they were only trying
to give him a show. He was only trying to
give him like three hundred grand.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I'll never understand that Shoo Tani is the richest athlete ever.
He's worth like I beie, the actual number is seven
point three gazillion. I believe that's a real number. And
he he wants to give somebody three hundred thousand dollars
when everybody knows in the open market you can get millions.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
So just don't be cheap.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
You had you made four million dollars during breakfast, Just
give the guy four million dollars to be done with it. Yeah,
he probably bought that ball too, so he's probably like,
buy that ball four million dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
The only could that cost you a million? And the
funny thing is. I bet he didn't. But anyway, I'll
never understand that.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Like here, you could you could have a free hot
dog at the game if you give us this thing
that's going to change your life, oh financially.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
And then people are like, no, I'm not going to
do that. Why would you? I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
How about this SpaceX is headed home with four astronauts.
It's not butching Sanina though, Nope, it's not our friends
butchered Sonita. We got to try and book them when
they get back. Man, they're still up there. Four astronauts
are on their way back to Earth after untalking from
the International Space Station. Three Americans and one Russian were
scheduled to return over two weeks ago, but had to
wait out the hurricanes. So, yeah, our friends are still
(03:44):
up there. But they spent two hundred days on the
International Space Station, so they got to go home. Yes,
that's fair. So they were in the same place where
Butcher and Cites are.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
They were there first. Yeah, yeah, so they got to
go home first.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
That's fair, right, Butch and Sunita were not supposed to
stay that long, but they got to stay longer because
he's got are like, okay, I've been up here almost, you.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Know, and it wasn't any room.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Let on. They were like, yo, can I get the
trunk on this one? Like you got a hatchback on
this in the back back. We ain't going far, you
know what I mean? No, but there was there wasn't
any room.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
So but I mean, at first I saw the story
and I'm like, did people go up there and then
get to go home before them? And no, they just
said don't wait their turn for their ride back home.
This is for you, Kiki, and only you. Spirit Airlines
just trending today. The flight from Dallas to la appears
to show a rat running above an overhead bind during
a three hour flight. The rat's feet can be seen
through the opaque glass. Passengers can be hurt calling out
(04:46):
super rat during the cliff, which ends with the rat
darting out of the light. So it's you know, it's
like the light in the aisleway. He's on top of that,
so at any point he could fall on somebody. Spirits response,
we are aware of the video and we're taking steps
to address the matter.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Oh see, now this might do it for me. This
is this might be a rat, yeah on a plane
rather snake. Honestly, I don't would rather neither. Yeah, I
can't do a rat bro I rather snake, like I
rather something. I can do a rat. That would ended
for me in spirit.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
That's that's what would do for you. That is what
would I would jump. I hope that rat didn't have
any carry ons. I hope he didn't expect to get
anything to drink.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
You don't have a seat, that's why he was running around.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, exactly, he didn't get that big seat up front.
And then the last three stories. I can't even believe
they exist. But Goldfish Crackers is rebranding temporarily to Chilean
Sea Bass Crackers in an attempt to appeal to adults.
This is apparently a real thing. It's part of a
strategy to attract adults and re establish its relevance amid
a broader decline in snacking following a pandemic peak. Despite
(05:55):
the rebranding as a popular seafood menu, it and the
recipe in appearance of the snack are not changing. They
explained in a press release that the much more adult
name is to reinforce the Goldfish Crackers are not just
for kids. You can buy this stuff online if you
want to buy the Chilean Sea bass snack bags featuring
the branding will only be sold online for a week.
A fun fact. How about a bonus fun fact? Did
(06:16):
you guys know that Chilean sea bass is? Actually, there's
no such thing. It's a fish called toothfish that nobody wanted.
It was nasty fish. It's nasty looking fish, actually, and
nobody wanted it. They'd always threw it back or killed
it or whatever. And then some guy one day was like,
we had a lot of this nasty ass toothfish. Let's
call it something else and sell it. So they changed
(06:36):
the name to Chilean's. It's a real story. They changed
the name to Chilean sea bass, and now you pay
like forty five dollars for it on a man Nancy.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
It's just like diamonds.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
If you look up the story of de Beers diamonds,
nobody cared about Nobody cared about diamonds. I don't know
what year it was, twenties, thirties, forties, Yeah, whatever it was.
Nobody wanted that, no one cared, and then all of
a sudden, Beers they created this marketing campaign where it's
every woman wants a diamond and then it just spread
and all of a sudden everyone wanted a diamond marketing man. Yeah,
marketing marketing man. But there you go a bunch of
(07:06):
information for you. This is a real story this morning
Reddit witches of Reddit, which is a real thing, I guess.
They claim that they've been trying to do spells on
Donald Trump and that they're not as effective because he
might have some kind of protection around him.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
This is a real story.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
They've been putting all these different kind of spells on him,
witches have, and apparently none of them are working, and
they're worried about it. And there's a whole story. And
this is on several websites this morning. These witches are
concerned it's not working. And I don't know, man, somehow
immune to the spells, I guess. And there's your political
story of the day. And a woman from Bangladesh used
chopsticks to lift one grain of rice at a time
(07:49):
and managed to eat a record breaking thirty seven pieces
in one minute. Wow. I've been using chopsticks to eat
all of her meals for a few years and she
eats rice every single day. But it's a world record.
Seven grains in one minute using chopsticks. Oh that's oppressive.
It kind of is. Yeah, and I know that they
can be sticky. I don't know if that counts if
(08:09):
it sticks, but you got to go one at a time. No, man,
there's there's a few things more frustrating for me to
trying to eat rice with chopsticks. Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I can't do it because I wanted to eat.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I like the r I'm trying to eat the rice
and so at some point I'm just shoveling it in
my mouth because it's like it's just falling everywhere.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
You know. It's coordination.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
It's national Mary Emyrri music data honor, an innovative sound
system and music concept that began post World War Two
in Jamaica. Wow specific, incredibly specific. Yeah, all right off,
then there you have it. Now you're up to date.
The witches and the spells that they can't make them.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
All right, I'll stop, Oh my god, what are we doing?
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